Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1005 Dim Sum
"You have to wait so long?" Ding Ermiao frowned and said:

"I guess this guy has a lot of virtue. Otherwise, he would have done something wrong and wouldn't have lived that long."

Li Weinian interrupted Ding Ermiao and said: "Brother Ermiao, I don't think so. Maybe it was the heartless man who hired a mage to bribe the underworld. Money can make ghosts go around, it's not just a joke."

"That's right, the heartless man has an uncle who is a Taoist priest and knows magic!" Ouyang Wanping said.

Ding Ermiao was surprised and said: "No way, then has the underworld sentenced you to seducing souls and seeking your life together with the soul-seducing ghost when the life span of Han Yang expires?"

"Calling one's life to seduce one's soul? No, if you allow me to claim one's life to seduce one's soul, I will be convinced."

"No, this case is wrong!" Ding Ermiao thought for a while and said:

"Sister Ouyang, wait for me to seek justice for you later!"

"You?" Ouyang Wanping was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said:

"Little brother, don't be ridiculous. You are being tortured in the iceberg hell like me. You don't know when you will be liberated. How can you save me? Besides, even if you are liberated, you will be reincarnated immediately. Drink Meng Po Soup, can you still remember me?"

Amidst the laughter, Ouyang Wanping's body was also trembling slightly.

This shake can hurt Ding Ermiao.

Because the two were stacked on top of each other, Ouyang Wanping's shaking inevitably caused Ding Ermiao's body to shake accordingly.

As a result, when the wound is touched, it is painful to the bone.

Ouyang Wanping was probably used to being tortured, so she didn't feel much pain and was still laughing.

"Sister Ouyang, don't laugh, your smile will make my whole body hurt!" Ding Ermiao hurriedly cried out in pain.

"Sorry, sorry..., I forgot about this." Ouyang suppressed his laughter.

Li Weinian said there:

"Sister Ouyang, don't underestimate this brother. He is different from you. You entered the underworld as a dead soul, and he entered the underworld as a living soul. It won't take long for him to return to the human world."

"Ah, there are still souls of living people who come to the underworld to be tortured?" Ouyang Wanping was surprised.

"Hehe... In fact, I am also a living soul, and I am being tortured here." Li Weinian smiled and said: "However, my Ermiao brother is a great mage in the human world, very powerful."

"Really? If he is so powerful, why was he captured by the underworld?" Ouyang Wanping asked.

Ding Ermiao's face burned, and he said: "I offended King Yama just to fight against some dead ghosts. Now, those dead ghosts have been defeated by me, but I myself am miserable, alas... "

"Okay, anyway, thank you little brother." Ouyang Wanping was a little doubtful and said:
"My heartless man, whose surname is Feng, is called Feng Qingyun. When you go back, remember to teach him a lesson for me!"

Ding Ermiao agreed and said: "No problem, Sister Ouyang, when I go out, I will use a charm to bring you up with me, and then I will take you to find trouble for that heartless man!"

"Yes, yes, so, little brother, we'd better find a way to get out first." Ouyang Wanping's tone was filled with teasing and laughter.

Isn’t this an obvious disbelief in oneself?Ding Ermiao smiled and said no more.

With his current situation, it’s no wonder that others don’t believe him.

The cold sword penetrated his body, and the coldness that penetrated his bones kept eroding Ding Ermiao.

"Master Tang, you are considered to be a knife-thrower. You have experienced the punishments in the underworld. Do you know when will it end when we are being tortured in the hell of ice blades?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"Wait for someone to fall from the top, smash us down, and land on the ground. This time we have suffered." Ouyang Wanping rushed to say.

"Sister Ouyang, it turns out you are also an old-timer..." Ding Ermiao smiled bitterly.

"That's still useful... oh!"

Before Ouyang Wanping could finish her sentence, she was hit by someone above her again and screamed in agony.

Ding Ermiao also screamed at the same time and fell down involuntarily.

Suddenly feeling that the sword on his body no longer existed, Ding Ermiao fell straight down, and finally fell to the ground with a bang.

"Fuck, you knocked me to death..."

Before Ding Ermiao could finish his complaint, Ouyang Wanping fell down and hit Ding Ermiao with a bang.

"Well!"

The huge force made Ding Ermiao groan and felt that all the bones in his body were broken.

But before Ding Ermiao could recover, another person hit Ouyang Wanping with a bang.

Then, a voice cursed and said: "These gangsters, even my uncle dare to touch me. When I go out, see how I deal with you!"

"Brother Nanmen?" Ding Ermiao couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard the voice. He suddenly got up and shouted: "Brother Nanmen, who is so bold as to send you here to be tortured?"

It turns out that the thing that fell down and hit Ouyang Wanping was Ding Ermiao's sworn brother Nanmen Wuyan!
"Brother Ermiao..." Nanmen Wuyan also got up from the ground, and with all the wounds on his body, he rushed over and shouted sadly:

"Brother Ermiao, are you okay? All brothers are incompetent and can't protect you!"

Ding Ermiao was moved in her heart and said: "Brother, don't say that, it's me who has caused you trouble. By the way, did something happen when you sent Luzhu and the others, and your brother-in-law was held responsible?"

As he asked this question, Ding Ermiao became worried.

It must be that Nanmen Wuhou and Qu Shilong were not doing things smoothly, so they were caught by the underworld ghosts, and that was why Nanmen Wuhou was punished.

"Hey, why are you yelling in prison?" Two ghost slaves came over and stabbed Ding Ermiao randomly with their steel forks.

"You bitch, how dare you bully me?!"

Ding Ermiao was furious, grabbed the steel fork, and stabbed one of the ghost servants to his heart's content!
Now more and more people are being implicated, so Ding Ermiao is no longer calm.

The other ghost servant was stunned and raised a steel fork to fight Ding Ermiao, but was held down by Nanmen Wuyou.

Ding Ermiao stripped off the clothes of the two ghost servants, and threw one for Ouyang Wanping to wear. Then he and Nanmen were all safe, and both wrapped a piece of cloth around their waists.

With the fig leaf in place, Ding Ermiao felt a little better.

"The brave ghost criminal dared to beat the official. He really didn't know whether to live or die!" The ghost servant who was stabbed to the ground by Ding Ermiao held his chest and shouted, grinning.

Ghost servants are also souls, and such trauma is not fatal.

"What is your ghost name? I am the uncle of Fengdu City, and this is my eldest brother!" Nanmen Wuyan glared and said:
"Boys, do you want to go to Fengdu City in the future? I'll catch you then, catch you one by one, fry them in a pan and make snacks!"

(End of this chapter)