Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1110
Damn, so cruel?

Ding Ermiao glanced sideways at Lu Xianzi, slowly raised his hand, and said: "Ding Ermiao, a disciple of Maoshan, swear to God. From now on, within half a month, he will take the throne of King Qin Guang, the head of Yama, the tenth palace of the underworld. The dog’s life! If violated, corpses will litter the fields of Sanmaofeng, and the Maoshan sect will be extinct!”

Lu Xianzi clapped and laughed, and said: "Okay, okay, Mr. Ding is so heroic, and Lu Xianzi admires him very much. The old ghost is willing to help with this operation. How to do it, we might as well slowly figure it out."

"No need!" Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said: "Taking the life of King Qin Guang is my business and does not need anyone's intervention. You can return my friend's soul and then you can leave. Half a month later, Let’s see what I can do.”

The old ghost stared at Ding Ermiao, and after a long while, he slowly nodded and bid farewell.

"Ow...!"

When the old ghost walked far away and was about to disappear from sight, Wan Shugao in the tent screamed, as miserable as a pig being killed!
Ding Ermiao was startled and hurriedly got into the tent to check.

A wind candle was lit in the tent. Under the pale candlelight, Wan Shugao was seen squatting on the side with his belly in his arms, beads of sweat rolling down his face, and his facial features were twisted and ferocious.

Jin Shiyu and Zhao Haifang, however, sat on the plastic sheet in confusion, looking at Wan Shugao in confusion.

"Are you all awake? It's not easy!" Ding Ermiao looked at the faces of the three of them and said, "Okay, okay, everything is fine."

Zhao Haifang rubbed her eyes, looked at Wan Shugao and asked, "Hey, Wan Shugao, what's wrong with you?"

"You still ask...what's wrong with me?" Wan Shugao grinned in pain and said, "You kicked me just now..."

"Ah? I seem to remember that I stumbled and then woke up, but I don't remember kicking you?" Zhao Haifang shook his head in confusion, pressed his hand on the ground, and stood up.

But this was Zhao Haifang's first time in the underworld, and her legs were stiff because her body was affected by the soul.As soon as he stood up, he fell forward with an ouch.

Fortunately, Ding Ermiao was by her side and she hugged her hurriedly.

"Beauty Zhao, don't worry, sit down and take a breath, rub your legs before walking." Ding Ermiao supported Zhao Haifang and asked her to sit down again.

When Jin Shiyu went to the underworld, he was familiar with it, so he knew how to take care of himself. He sat on the ground and rubbed his legs, not getting up in a hurry.

"Wan Shugao, why were you arrested when you came back?" Ding Ermiao then turned around and looked at Wan Shugao and asked.

Wan Shugao immediately called Qu Lai and said: "When I came back, I met an old guy not far from the ghost gate. The old guy said that he was also a wanderer in the mountain city, and he happened to be on the way, so he went with us. But As I walked, I realized something was wrong. There was black fog all around me, and I couldn’t distinguish anything..."

"Then you were arrested? Right?" Ding Ermiao rolled his eyes.

"Brother Ermiao, I wanted to fight in a bloody battle with the old man to the death!" Wan Shugao spread his hands and said helplessly: "But I still bear the responsibility of protecting two beauties, so my general It’s difficult to use the laws of heaven, alas…!”

Ding Ermiao waved his hand angrily and glared: "Okay, okay, is there any fun in bragging?"

"Brother Ermiao, you really can't blame Wan Shugao. That old man is so powerful. He seems to be able to see through people's thoughts. He is so unpredictable and hard to guard against."

Jin Shiyu was considerate and excused Wan Shugao, saying: "This is also the first time Wan Shugao has gone to the underworld, and he actually performed very well, very calm."

"Jin Shiyu still understands my heart..." Wan Shugao cast a grateful glance, his eyes complex and wretched.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Haifang sneered and said: "That old man understands your heart better and tells you everything that is on your mind..."

"He's talking nonsense, he's destroying my innocence!" Wan Shugao blushed and waved his hand to stop him.

Ding Ermiao became interested and asked, "What was Wan Shugao thinking in his heart, and the old man said it?"

"He was thinking in the underworld that he would never return to the human world, so he took Jin Shiyu and me as his wives, hugging each other!" Zhao Haifang glared at Wan Shugao, took a sip and said, "Virtue!"

Ding Ermiao sneered: "Humph, no wonder you went astray. It turns out that Wan Shugao's mind is not right. If the mind is not right, the path you follow will naturally go wrong. Wan Shugao, I will punish you by memorizing ten thousand Maoshan Meditation Mantras after you go back. all over!"

Ten thousand times?Wan Shu Gao wants to cry but has no tears.

"Miss Zhao, have you seen Qu Shilong?" Ding Ermiao then asked Zhao Haifang.

"Don't mention that guy, he is just a shy little boy. Before leaving, I thought he would hug me and kiss me goodbye. Who knew, he would just bow. It's so awkward for me, ugh..." Zhao Haifang also had a look on his face. depressed.

Ding Ermiao laughed. This Zhao Haifang was indeed interesting. He was not pretentious and would say whatever he thought of.

"It was like that in the time when he was alive. Although couples also had boudoir fun, there was absolutely no hugging and kissing goodbye in public. Qu Shilong didn't kiss you goodbye, which was exactly his love and respect for you. Because in his opinion, hugging is Kissing you goodbye is being frivolous towards you."

Jin Shiyu seized the opportunity and satirized Zhao Haifang, saying:
"So, you must be content. If you are not content, even if Qu Shilong hugs and kisses you goodbye, you will still be upset and still complain that they did not hold a wedding with you in the underworld, with flowers and candles in the bridal chamber..."

"I'm just talking casually, why are you gibbering and saying a lot about me?" Zhao Haifang became angry and turned her face away.

"Don't argue, don't argue..." Ding Ermiao hurriedly responded, and then asked Jin Shiyu, "Sister Jin, have you seen your brother too?"

"I'm very happy to see you. But my brother also said that the cold atmosphere in the underworld is too strong. It's okay. It's best not to go." Jin Shiyu said, his eye circles red again, and said: "It's still my brother, It hurts me the most.”

"Is it amazing to have a brother? It's hypocritical to act like a sister crying for her brother every day!" Zhao Haifang finally seized the opportunity and made a sarcastic comment to Jin Shiyu.

"Stop arguing, two aunts." Ding Ermiao smiled and said, "If you offend me, I will use the Fire Dragon Talisman to rub your legs to drive away the cold, and then you can go home."

The sky has appeared outside, and the morning light is misty.

"Rub your legs?" Zhao Haifang became alert, looked at Ding Ermiao and asked, "Thighs or calves?"

"Uh..." Ding Ermiao rubbed her nose and said, "From thigh to calf. Lift up your skirt."

"You're not taking this opportunity to take advantage of her, are you? It's not okay for men and women to have sex without being intimate!" Zhao Haifang flatly refused.

Jin Shiyu sneered and said, "Just now I wanted to kiss Qu Shilong goodbye, and now I'm talking about giving and receiving without kissing. It's hypocritical! Brother Ermiao, get rid of the coldness for me first."

As he said that, Jin Shiyu had already lifted up his skirt, revealing two curvaceous jade legs that bullied Shuang Saixue...

(End of this chapter)