Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1114 Self Love
Magic phone?

Ding Ermiao reacted immediately and sneered:
"It turns out that the gender of the descendants of the Longhu Mountain Celestial Master can change. Sometimes they are male, sometimes they are female. They are hermaphrodites. I admire them, I admire them!"

"Bold, bold! Ding Ermiao, shut your dog mouth and swallow your ivory!" The other end of the phone roared, angrily:

"You allow ghosts to do evil and cause harm to the world, and you are disrespectful to me and despise the divine power of the Heavenly Master. How can you tolerate it?! This winter solstice, at the Heavenly Master Conference in Longhu Mountain, I will be the first to attack you. Among the Taoist disciples in the world In front of you, kill the chicken to scare the monkeys, and rectify the Three Pure Taoism!"

"Killing the chicken to scare the monkey? I see that you are so angry that you don't have the demeanor of a heavenly master at all. You look like a monkey with its tail cut off!" Ding Ermiao sneered and was about to continue the sarcasm when he suddenly shouted: "Hey, hey, hey, you said What? This winter solstice...the Longhu Mountain Celestial Masters Conference?"

The Longhu Mountain Celestial Masters Conference is not next year. How come it will be on the winter solstice this year?

Ding Ermiao felt even more incredible and doubtful about the identity of the so-called descendant of the Heavenly Master on the phone.

"Yes, it's the winter solstice this year!" The arrogant voice on the phone said:
"I am the successor of the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain. I have the authority to make fine adjustments to the time of the Celestial Master Conference. Ding Ermiao, if you don't believe it, call Xuyunqian and ask your current head Li Qingdong . The winter solstice is only a few months away, Ding Ermiao, when the time comes, I will be happy with you, hahahaha...!"

Amidst the long laughter, the phone call was already hung up.Ding Ermiao called back and heard a prompt tone, indicating that the phone over there had been turned off.

"It's true. Damn it...the Heavenly Master Conference will be advanced?" Ding Ermiao pondered, hesitating.It's already midnight now. Do you want to call Xuyunqian and ask?

Ding Ermiao hesitated, the phone in her hand rang again.At first glance, it turned out to be Li Qingdong calling this time.

It seems to be true, the time of the Heavenly Master Conference has indeed been brought forward!
"Li Qingdong, what's the emergency? Are you calling me in the middle of the night to harass your Uncle Ding?" Ding Ermiao asked after answering the phone.

"Uncle, I'm here to inform you of important news..."

"Bullshit important news, isn't it that the Longhu Mountain Conference will be held earlier than this year's Winter Solstice? Is that what you're talking about?" Ding Ermiao asked lazily.

Li Qingdong was obviously stunned there, and after a while he said: "Uncle, how do you know? I just received the notification."

"As the master uncle of the divine fortune teller Li Qingdong, how can I be a person who has gained a reputation in vain? If I count such a trivial matter, it will be right!" Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and asked: "Your master uncle Wu's Will your body be able to fully recover by the winter solstice?"

"Uncle Wu said that you don't need to wait until the winter solstice, but after the Double Ninth Festival, you will recover as before." Li Qingdong smiled over there and said: "Uncle Wu, you should also practice your skills. When the time comes, let's go show off together!"

Ding Ermiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was pretending to be cool. Is this the way a leader speaks?
After picking up the phone, Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said: "Fan Baye, please back off. It's okay."

Black and white, Wuchang and the other six Yin handsome men all resigned together.Nanmen Wuyan and the female ghost Ouyang Wanping were still in the room.

"Brother Ermiao, I think this descendant of the Celestial Master is weird. He suddenly postponed the Celestial Master Conference this time. Do you think there is any conspiracy?" Wan Shugao asked.

Ding Ermiao slowly shook his head and said: "Back then, when the three mountains were united into one, Longhu Mountain, Maoshan and Ji Jiuye's Xianweng Paige Zaoshan were all from the same sect. So, there is still this feeling of incense. Longhu Mountain Even if there is a conspiracy on the other side of the mountain, it will not target our Maoshan or Ji Jiuye’s Xianweng sect. Moreover, Longhu Mountain considers itself the supreme Taoist sect in the world, and will not do any conspiracy. "

Wan Shugao pinched his fingers and rolled his eyes, saying: "I know, the Heavenly Master must be dying, so he can't wait to hold a meeting, and show off for the last time before he dies."

Ding Ermiao smiled hoarsely. As expected, if there is a master, there will be an apprentice. Wan Shugao and Li Qingdong have the same virtues and want to show off all day long.

"Let's stop this topic. All the secrets of Longhu Mountain will be known by then. At the Winter Solstice, at the Celestial Master Conference, whether it is a Celestial Master or a descendant of the Celestial Master, he will always show up to see you."

Ding Ermiao looked at Nanmen Wuyan and Ouyang Wanping and asked, "How are you going to deal with Feng Qingyun tonight?"

"Haha, I turned into Old Man Feng, walked into Feng Qingyun's room, and ordered him to kneel down and apologize to Ouyang Wanping." Nanmen Wuhu danced and said, "The grandson was disobedient at first. I gave him several ear scrapes, and his face was swollen like a pig's head, hehe..."

I am bored.Ding Ermiao shook his head and smiled, looked at Ouyang Wanping and asked, "Sister Ouyang, did he admit his mistake?"

Unexpectedly, Ouyang Wanping's eyes turned red and she said: "It's been so long that he can hardly remember me... As expected, men are ruthless. In just a few years, he completely forgot about me."

"Damn it, you've lost a lot!" Wan Shugao said with sympathy on his face: "Ouyang, you are such a failure. You slept with someone else with your innocent body, and you got pregnant with someone else's flesh and blood. In the end, someone lifted up your pants. If you don’t admit your debt, you will suffer a huge loss!”

"To shut up!"

Ding Ermiao hurriedly shouted to stop Wan Shugao and raised his foot to kick.

Wan Shugao hid aside and said innocently: "I'm not wrong, that's the truth!"

"Woo..." Ouyang covered his face, knelt down and cried loudly, saying: "Wan Shugao is right, it was me... I didn't know how to love myself. At that time, I was too young..."

Alas, Ding Ermiao sighed inwardly.People must love themselves, and then others will love them. The words of the ancients are all true.

It's a pity that people nowadays are too impetuous. Who has the time to understand those golden words?

"Look, she said so herself. She got pregnant out of wedlock, slept together before marriage, drove without a license, and was later abandoned by others. Who can she blame?" Wan Shugao curled his lips and said, "So, It's not unreasonable for the underworld to sentence Ouyang to be punished, right?"

"Shut up!" Ding Ermiao was so angry that he grabbed a cushion on the sofa and threw it at it!
People already know their mistakes, so why do you need to expose their scars and sprinkle salt on them?Is it fun to bully a female ghost?

Seeing that Ding Ermiao was angry, Wan Shugao shut up and looked at the ceiling to show his dissatisfaction.

Ouyang cried, his face full of shame.

"Sister Ouyang, don't listen to Wan Shugao's nonsense. Feng Qingyun doesn't remember you very much. Firstly, it's because a few years have passed. Secondly, this shit is too expensive and there are countless women who have experienced it."

Ding Ermiao had no choice but to untie Ouyang Wanping and said:
"But whether he remembers it or not, this debt must be repaid. Wait until tomorrow, people from the Feng family will definitely come to me. Then, let's see how I deal with him!"

(End of this chapter)