Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1117
Everyone in the Feng family was unhappy and gloomy.

After experiencing the resentful spirit incident at the Santang Reservoir, only a day later, a female ghost came to the door. No family can afford such a blow.

Seeing Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao arriving, Old Man Feng forced a smile and ordered tea to be served.

After drinking a cup of tea, Wan Shu stood up and looked around the Feng family with a compass, gesticulating and arranging some arrangements for the Feng family's people.

Because it had been explained in advance, among these arrangements were black dog blood and child urine.

There are also some arrangements that are even more incredible, including hula hoops and eyebrow sticks.There is also a Qinglong Yanyue Knife, a child's plastic toy, with a long handle added by Wan Shugao.

Although Wan Shugao is a disciple of Maoshan who has not yet come out of the mountain, he is very talkative and can talk a lot, so he has no flaws in fooling laymen like the Feng family.

An hour later, Wan Shugao returned to the living room and said: "Nanyang Zhuge Liang, sit firmly in the central military tent. Set up the Bagua formation and catch the flying general alone! After everything is arranged, we are waiting for the female ghost to come to the door!"

Dinner has also been prepared. It is in the Feng family's living room. Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao have dinner first.

The Feng family father and son persuaded each other diligently, but Ding Ermiao was also polite and drank until the glass was dry.

After drinking until after nine o'clock in the evening, when Ding Ermiao was drunk, his eyes were hazy and his head was dizzy, then he finished his dinner. While drinking tea, he waited for the arrival of the female ghost.

"Hehehe... Feng Qingyun, I'm here again..."

I was sitting on the sofa in the living room until after ten o'clock, when I suddenly heard a sinister sneer in the backyard, which made my scalp numb!

With a whoosh, Feng Qingyun hid behind Ding Ermiao, trembling, and said: "Master Ding, it's that female ghost!"

"Bold ghost, how dare you bring trouble to the world and disturb the yin and yang. Look, I will accept you today!" Ding Ermiao was furious. He muttered "I will hide you", then pointed at Wan Shu and shouted: "Dharma protector boy , I order you to ask the gods to come up and capture the female ghost for me!"

"Follow the Master's instructions!"

Wan Shugao danced like a goddess, clasping his palms together, pointing his two index fingers to the sky, and stomping his feet on the ground: "Please, Prince Nezha, please overturn the river and sea!"

After yelling, Wan Shugao touched the hula hoop on one side, slung it on his shoulder, and then did a backflip.

——It turns out that this hula hoop is used for this purpose, pretending to be the universe hoop of the Third Prince Nezha.

But Wan Shugao ate too much at night, so he didn't even turn over during the backflip.In full view of everyone, there was a thud, and Wan Shugao lay on the ground, grinning.

"What's the matter with you?" Ding Ermiao glared.

"Master Qi, the Third Prince Nezha is not at home and he was not invited..." Wan Shugao got up and rubbed his belly.

"Please again!" Ding Ermiao roared like thunder.

"Yes, yes, yes..." Wan Shugao threw the hula hoop, pointed to the sky and stamped the ground again, and shouted: "Please make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, the Monkey King, Monkey King, Qitian, Zhizhi...!"

After imitating a monkey's cry, Wan Shugao had already touched the eyebrow-leveling stick on one side, danced a knurl, and went to the backyard to kill.

There was a sudden sound, and a floor-standing vase in the living room was hit by the tip of a stick that was ten thousand meters tall and shattered into pieces everywhere.

"My cloisonné vase..." Feng Qingyun stamped his foot in heartache.

At this time, the female ghost Ouyang Wanping and Nanmen Wuyou arrived together.

Ouyang Wanping's long hair was dancing wildly, her eyes were dripping with blood, and her teeth were white. She rushed towards Feng Qingyun with her fingers clasped together, shouting: "Feng Qingyun..., give me back my life!"

However, Nanmen Wukong flew up with a kick, and the other vase also fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

"Wan Shugao, hurry up and catch ghosts!" Ding Ermiao waved an umbrella and stood in front of the Feng family father and son, saying: "Mr. Feng, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

"Zhizhi...here comes the golden cudgel!"

Wan Shugao swung his stick and beat him wildly. The south gate was unharmed and swayed east and west.In an instant, the living room of the Feng family was smashed into a mess.

You come and I go, Wan Shu Gao's eyebrow-level stick is suddenly bitten by Ouyang Wanping.Nanmen Wukong flew up and kicked Wan Shugao away.

"Damn it, you're beating me too!" Wan Shugao hugged his belly and shouted, "Master Ermiao, help me!"

"Don't be afraid, I'm coming too!" Ding Ermiao pretended to be arrogant and pulled out Ten Thousand Killers to fight Nanmen Wuyou.

As soon as Ding Ermiao moved away, the Feng family father and son lost their protection.Ouyang Wanping let out a sinister grin, with fierce eyes, approaching step by step...

"Help!" Feng Qingyun held his head and squatted down at the corner, his face pale.

"Monster, look at my supreme magic weapon!" Wan Shugao shouted, picked up the black dog blood and boy's urine that had been put aside, and splashed them towards Ouyang Wanping with a slurp.

Ouyang Wanping's ghostly figure floated upward, and the boy's urine and the black dog's blood disappeared, and they splashed on Feng Qingyun's body, turning him into a bloody man from head to toe.

Even Old Man Feng, who was standing aside, was not spared.The originally white living room walls became filthy.

Old Man Feng wiped his face and shouted angrily: "You've bullied me too much, you've bullied me too much. You two mages, hurry up and accept this ghost! The price is negotiable. If it doesn't work, I'll add a little more!"

"Wan Shugao, continue to ask God to come up, don't let these two ghosts go!" Ding Ermiao yelled at Wan Shugao while competing with Nanmen Wuyang.

Wan Shugao agreed, turned around and found the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, struck it at Ouyang Wanping, and shouted: "Please kill the Five Tiger General Zhongyi Wushuang Guan Erye...!"

Ouyang Wanping fluttered again, and Wan Shugao's plastic sword struck Feng Qingyun's head, breaking in two with a click.

"Oops..." Feng Qingyun screamed and squatted down holding his head.

"What a mess, what evil have I done in my life!" Old Man Feng also shouted and fell to the ground exhausted.

Wan Shugao continued to swing the handle of the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, hitting him everywhere. As expected, he was "turning the world upside down, making havoc in heaven, and showing unparalleled loyalty and righteousness." The living room of the Feng family almost turned into a demolition site, and there was no clean place to be found.

Ding Ermiao saw that the nonsense was over, and Ouyang Wanping's tone should be able to be swallowed, and then he shouted: "If the bold ghost doesn't stop, look at the thunder in my Maoshan palm!"

After saying that, Ding Ermiao took two steps back, returned the sword to its sheath, and began to draw talismans on his palm.

"Sister Ouyang, the thunder in the palm is very powerful. Let's leave first and come back tomorrow!" Nanmen Wuyan greeted, turned around and ran away.

"Where to go!" Ding Ermiao fired thunder from his palms, blocking the path of Nanmen Wuyan and Ouyang Wanping.

There was a clanging sound of copper coins, Wan Shugao threw away the handle of the knife, and the copper coin whip rolled over, tying up Ouyang Wanping and holding her tightly in his arms.

This is not like catching ghosts, but rather like catching ghosts to take advantage of other female ghosts.

Nanmen Wukong pretended to be panicked and ran away with his head in his arms.

(End of this chapter)