Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1220 The Pond
Ji Xiaoxiao was about to leave, Ding Ermiao naturally sang husband and wife.

So he drank the last can of beer, wiped his mouth, and suddenly retracted his foot and kicked the dog a few meters away.

"Ah...!" Master Gou screamed, struggled to get up, waved his hands and shouted: "Brothers, come on, kill this blind guy!"

Now that he is out of Ding Ermiao's control, he feels safe, so he wants to save face.

"Beat this bitch to death!" Master Gou's accomplices raised their wine bottles and pounced on him with claws and teeth.

With a whine, the corpse-beating whip swayed, drawing a graceful arc in the air and wrapping around the waist of a gangster.

Ding Ermiao shook his hands again, and the gangster's feet were suspended in the air, spinning around in the air, and then suddenly flew out and hit his accomplice with a bang.

Amidst the screams of oh oh oh oh, several gangsters fell together like a stack of arhats, in a state of embarrassment.

Ding Ermiao put away the corpse whip, laughed, wrapped Ji Xiaoxiao's waist, and walked away.

The gangsters stood up with bared teeth. They wanted to chase but did not dare to chase. They just stood there in a daze.

Ji Xiaoxiao and Ding Ermiao got into the car, lowered the windows, and drove back.

When passing by those gangsters, Ding Ermiao reached out and gestured with his middle finger.

The gangsters were angry but dared not speak out. Only the young dog was on the phone, yelling at the phone.

Although Ji Xiaoxiao drank some beer, she didn't have to worry about being checked for drunk driving in the ghost town.Don't worry at all, it's okay to drink and drive at the same time, because there are no people, no cars, and no traffic police on the roads here.

"Er Miao, do you think those gangsters will chase us to Linshuiwan Community?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked, turning the steering wheel.

"Wouldn't it be better to go? Hundreds of thousands of underworld soldiers express a warm welcome, hehe..." Ding Ermiao smiled indifferently.

Ji Xiaoxiao also smiled sweetly and said suddenly: "By the way, Ermiao, the ghost town area is deserted and the roads are wide. Why don't I take the time to teach you how to drive? This is really a good place to practice driving."

Ding Ermiao suddenly had a bad idea, hugged Ji Xiaoxiao's waist, and said, "I'm not interested in driving, but I heard there is a car formation, which is very fun..."

Ji Xiaoxiao laughed, slowed down the car, and said, "What formation is the car in? Let's study how to deal with Bai Qi's formation."

"It's all formations anyway. Let's study the chariot formation first, and then the soldier formation." Ding Ermiao continued to mess around.

"Don't mess around. If you mess around again, the car will overturn..." Ji Xiaoxiao giggled, the flower branches trembled, and the car swayed.

All of a sudden, Ji Xiaoxiao slammed on the brakes and exclaimed, "No...!"

Amidst the squeaking brakes, the rear of the car swung and drifted, stopping sideways on the road.

Fortunately, the speed was not too fast, otherwise the car would definitely have rolled over.

"What's wrong, Xiaoxiao?!" Ding Ermiao hurriedly reached out and hugged Ji Xiaoxiao while looking at the way forward.

It was okay not to look at it, but when he looked at it, Ding Ermiao also took a breath!
I saw a blue pond appearing in the middle of the road ahead. In the middle of the pond, waves were gushing out. A coquettish long-haired woman, half naked and smiling, was standing up from the water!

"Why is there a pond in the middle of the road? And, there are people bathing in it?" Ji Xiaoxiao stared ahead with lingering fear.

"If something goes wrong, it's a demon. Let me get out of the car and have a look!" Ding Ermiao didn't dare to neglect, opened the car door, jumped down, held the corpse whip in his hand, and glanced around first.

Except for the woman in the pond in front of her, there was no one else around.

"Are you a human or a ghost? What do you want to do if you block my way?" Ding Ermiao shouted sharply at the woman.

But the woman still smiled and said nothing, looking at Ding Ermiao lovingly, motionless.

Ding Ermiao rubbed her eyes. Something was wrong. Why didn't this woman react at all?
"Er Miao, this doesn't seem to be a human being." Ji Xiaoxiao also opened the door and walked out, walked to Ding Er Miao's side, and said: "It seems to be... a simulated three-dimensional painting!"

Three-dimensional paintings?Ding Ermiao was stunned, then took a few steps forward, waved the corpse whip in his hand, and tentatively rolled it towards the woman.

Sure enough, the tip of the whip could clearly reach the woman, but it swept past her in the air without any obstruction.

The pond and the woman were drawn on the ground with colored chalk.However, the painter was very clever and the paintings were very realistic and three-dimensional, which surprised Ji Xiaoxiao and caused him to brake suddenly.

Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao walked over, squatted down, and touched the three-dimensional painting for a long time. They were both amazed.

A few ordinary chalks can achieve such a miraculous and fake effect. If you don't see it with your own eyes, you won't believe it.

"Damn it, isn't this guy painting something like this on the road intentionally trying to kill people?" Ding Ermiao turned around and looked around, saying, "If I catch you, I will..."

Without saying a word about fun, several beams of bright light suddenly shot from the distance, and at the same time, the roar of a car came.When he looked up, he saw several cars speeding towards him from the road.

"A car is coming, let me move the car." Ji Xiaoxiao glanced at the road, stood up and said.

"Don't move it, just leave it there. If our car is moved, the car behind it will definitely overturn when it sees this three-dimensional painting. Their speed is too fast and they can't stop." Ding Ermiao said.

"That makes sense." Ji Xiaoxiao nodded, and together with Ding Ermiao, they stood on the side of the road.

The car was going very fast. When it got closer, it started to slow down when it saw Ji Xiaoxiao's car blocking the road.

"Er Miao, I have a hunch that this may be the gang of gangsters who are here to hunt us down!" Ji Xiaoxiao held Ding Er Miao's hand and said.

"Hunting? I think you are going to die?" Ding Ermiao chuckled and said, "It's okay, Xiaoxiao, Black and White Wuchang has arrived and is hiding in our car. Just wait and watch the show."

Just when he saw these cars speeding towards him, Ding Ermiao also suspected that the gangsters were here to take revenge, so he knocked on the black and white iron ring and detained the black and white impermanence for waiting.

Of course Ding Ermiao is not afraid of martial arts competitions and fights. With the corpse whip in hand, such gangsters, even if they are three hundred and five hundred, are not a problem.

Ding Ermiao is worried that these guys have guns.And since I am a law-abiding citizen, I cannot kill someone.Therefore, black and white and impermanence are waiting aside.

In a blink of an eye, those cars had already arrived. When they saw Ji Xiaoxiao's car parked in the road, they stopped their cars without honking their horns, opened the door and jumped out.

Sure enough, they were the same scumbags they met while eating barbecue.

Ding Ermiao watched with cold eyes. There were seven cars and more than 20 young men, each carrying a machete and an iron rod.

The leader, Mr. Dog, was holding a double-barreled short gun in his hand.

(End of this chapter)