Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1301 Picking Peach
Huang Banxian grinned, pointed to the sky, and said: "It's the middle of winter now, and the vegetation on earth is withered. Where can I find fresh fruits? So I, the old man, thought about it a lot. If I want to eat fruits, I have to go to the sky!"

"Go to the sky? How to get there? Are there fruits in the sky?" Dafiki asked hurriedly.

"Haha, you foreigners don't know. We say there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are 36 heavens in total. Among the 36 heavens, there is one called Trayastrim Heaven, and in the Trayastrim Heaven lives the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor has a Peach Garden in his home, and in the Peach Garden There are fairy peaches!”

Huang Chao chuckled, pointed to the sky, and said: "Wait until I call my disciples to go to the sky and pick some fairy peaches for everyone to try!"

"Great, let's see how you go to heaven!" Dafiki's face glowed with excitement.

Huang Chao turned around and waved to the crowd: "Disciple, come out!"

A little Taoist boy of twelve or thirteen years old came out, with red lips and white teeth, and handsome features, and saluted everyone.

"This is Pindao's apprentice, Dong Xiaojie." Huang Chao introduced to everyone, and added: "I am old and my body is weak, so I can only ask my apprentice to do the peach picking."

Seeing Huang Chao's words, everyone was surprised and fell into silence.

People say that bragging is enough to reach the sky. It is probably people like Huang Chao who really dare to brag.

"Er Miao, can his disciple really go to heaven?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked in a low voice, half convinced.

"Since he said it, it must work. Let's watch first." Ding Ermiao clasped his hands behind his back and smiled with interest.

On the field, Huang Chao waved his whisk and shouted at the Taoist boy named Dong Xiaojie: "Xiaojie, I ordered you to go to heaven and pick a few fairy peaches for me in the Jade Emperor's peach garden. Go quickly, don't do it." Stay!”

Dong Xiaojie looked at the sky and cried bitterly: "Master, you are so confused. There is no such a long ladder here. How do you expect me to go to heaven?"

"Hey! Don't say that there is no way to reach the sky, look at my way to reach the sky!" Huang Chao shouted, swung his fly whisk, and suddenly pointed at the incense burner on the ground!
Silently, the smoke from the incense burner gradually became straight and straight into the sky, hidden in the falling snowflakes, making it invisible.

"Xiaojie, just follow this smoke column and climb up to the sky!" Huang Chao said.

Dong Xiaojie circled around the incense burner, scratched the back of his head, and said, "Master, this pillar is too thin to climb!"

"That's okay, let me make it a little thicker!" Huang Chao waved the whisk and brushed it a few more times.

As expected, the smoke column became thicker, as thick as the mouth of a bowl.

"Xiaojie, you can go now!" Huang Chao pointed to the smoke column and said, "It's already time for me to be a teacher. At this moment, the guard of Pantaoyuan is not here, so you can go without worries."

Dong Xiaojie burst into tears and said: "Master, if the guard catches me, my disciple will definitely be shattered to pieces and die without a burial place. Don't miscalculate the time."

"Don't worry, I won't make mistakes as a teacher. Go and come back as soon as possible!" Huang Chao waved his hands repeatedly, urging his disciple to leave.

Dong Xiaojie wiped away his tears, took off his Taoist robe, and threw it on the snow. He walked to the smoke column, took a deep breath, then hugged the smoke column with both hands, and jumped up!
"Wow...!" John Dufficki's mouth suddenly opened, and his eyes couldn't even move.Because he saw with his own eyes that Dong Xiaojie climbed up the smoke column like a monkey climbing a tree.

The entire audience was silent, all eyes focused on Dong Xiaojie.

Dong Xiaojie climbed higher and higher, and disappeared into the gray sky in the blink of an eye.

"Xiaojie, where are you already?" Huang Chao was also very nervous and asked, raising his head.

"Master, we will arrive at Nantianmen soon..." Dong Xiaojie's voice came vaguely from the sky.

Huang Chao wiped his sweat and said again: "Pay attention to safety and avoid those heavenly soldiers and generals!"

But there was no reply from the sky. Dong Xiaojie must have entered the forbidden area and did not dare to speak.

Huang Chao couldn't hear the reply and couldn't help but feel anxious. He pinched his fingers and walked around the incense burner.

Suddenly, with a whoosh, an object fell from the sky and landed on the thick snow.

"The peach is here!" Huang Chao was overjoyed. He grabbed it, picked up the object, and held it in his palm to show it to John Dufficki. It was indeed a peach as big as a fist!
Dafiki took the Xiantao and looked at it repeatedly in his hand. He was so surprised that he forgot all about it. After a long time, he said: "Old man, I admire you so much. How did you do it?"

"Hahahaha, what a trivial skill is worth mentioning?" Huang Chao laughed proudly.

Amidst the laughter, three or five more fairy peaches fell from the sky, hitting the snowdrifts.

Huang Chao picked them up one by one and shouted to the sky: "That's enough, that's enough, Xiaojie, come back!"

But after shouting several times, there was no response at all.

Huang Chao frowned, pinched his fingers, and muttered: "Oops, did my disciple meet the general guarding Pantaoyuan?"

John Dafiki understood Huaxia's words, but he was also extremely nervous. He looked up and said, "What should I do? Could it be that the child was detained by the heavenly soldiers and generals?"

Everyone looked at the sky together and remained silent.Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan both looked concerned, hoping that the child Dong Xiaojie would show up quickly and land safely.

The kind-hearted Wang Yuxin even burst into tears...

"Hey! You bold mortals dare to go up to the sky to pick peaches. You are so audacious!" A majestic shout suddenly came from an invisible place thousands of feet high in the sky, like spring thunder passing over the plains, buzzing. , said: "Whose child are you? Who taught you to steal peaches?!"

Everyone was shocked.

Huang Chao fell to the ground with a plop and shouted: "Wow, my disciple has been caught by the general, what should I do?"

"Spare my life...!" Dong Xiaojie's miserable voice came from the sky.

But before he finished speaking, suddenly, thump thump, several big guys fell from the sky.

When everyone saw it, they all exclaimed.Dafiki even exclaimed, his face turned pale.

What fell to the ground were broken limbs and remains!The bloody arms and legs, as well as the torso and head, all belonged to Dong Xiaojie.

——In other words, Dong Xiaojie was torn into pieces and thrown down.

Amid the exclamations, the incense burner on the ground suddenly stopped burning, leaving it feeling lonely and deserted.

Huang Chao sat on the ground, guarding his apprentice's arms and legs, wailing loudly, beating his chest, stamping his feet and pulling his beard, in extreme pain.

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan both changed their colors in shock and their eye circles were red; Wang Yuxin burst into tears and choked with sobs.

Li Qingdong stepped forward and said: "Daozhang Huang, if a person cannot be resurrected after death, let Dong Xiaojie go. Alas..."

Everyone also came forward to offer words of comfort.

Huang Chao stopped crying, took off his wide robe, spread it on the ground, and spread his disciple's robe, then picked up Dong Xiaojie's arms, legs, head and torso one by one, put them in his clothes and packed them .

John Dufficki had already turned pale with fear and stepped forward tremblingly, ready to say a few words of comfort.

Who would have thought that at this moment, Huang Chao suddenly turned around, grabbed Dafiki's collar, and shouted viciously:
"Foreign devil, you insisted on watching the performance and caused my disciple to die on the spot. Give me my life!"

"Old man, old gentleman, this..., I..." Dafiki's face turned pale and he stammered, unable to speak.

"What are you? You are the one who caused this! You have to pay for it with your life!" Huang Chao refused to let go, his eyes were on fire, and his hair and beard were spread out, like a fighting cock.

"Daozhang Huang, listen to me." During the entanglement, Li Qingdong stepped forward again and said:

"People cannot be resurrected after death. In my opinion, let this foreigner friend give Dong Xiaojie a gift. Your apprentice escaped from the sky and was captured by mistake. It is also your own fate. Push all the responsibility to the foreigner friend." , it’s not right either.”

John Dufficki grasped Li Qingdong's hand as if grasping a life-saving straw, and said: "Yes, yes, this is not entirely my fault. I am willing to apologize, or I can...compensate!"

In twos and threes, other old Taoist priests stepped forward to persuade Huang Chao.

"That's it, that's it!" Huang Chao burst into tears, looked up to the sky and sighed, "I don't want your money either. I'm just a disciple. Now that he's dead, no amount of money can bring him back to life? Foreign devil, Kowtow to my apprentice a few times and send him away."

"Kowtow?" Dafiki looked left and right, feeling a little embarrassed.

Although he was a foreigner, he still knew a little about Chinese etiquette, so he felt a little embarrassed when he was asked to kowtow to a teenage child.

Li Qingdong waved his hands and said, "It's better to bow three times, foreigners don't understand these etiquettes."

Huang Chao snorted, acquiescing.

As if he was being pardoned, John Dafiki walked up to the priest robe covering Dong Xiaojie's limbs in full clothes, bowed respectfully three times, still muttering in his mouth, then straightened up, and tapped the time on his forehead and chest , drew a cross.

"Hahahaha..." Huang Chao suddenly laughed loudly.

Dafiki was confused and looked at Huang Chao stupidly.He was probably thinking, this old guy is crazy and his disciple is dead, but he can still laugh so happily?
"Xiaojie, all my foreign friends have bowed to you, why don't you get up?" Huang Chao laughed and pointed at the Taoist robe on the ground with his whisk.

"Hehe..." There was a movement in the priest's robe. Dong Xiaojie opened his clothes and got out. He looked at Dafiki with flying eyes and said, "Pastor Dafiki, are the peaches delicious?"

"You, you...!" Dafiki stared and opened his mouth as if he had seen an alien, unable to speak for a long time.

Everyone on the field burst into laughter.

Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan both smiled lightly and were not surprised.Rosie also smiled and nodded slightly.To them, the trick is not very good, but if they can trick foreigners into bowing three times, it can be regarded as bringing honor to the country and gaining face for Taoism.

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, feeling surprised and happy, and said, "Huang Banxian's spell is so powerful!"

And Wang Yuxin was crying with joy, regardless of whether there was someone or not, she hugged Qin Wenjun, buried her head in his chest, and let the tears flow freely.

"It's just a deception, it can only fool foreigners, it's not very powerful." A sinister voice came from behind.

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