Six Ways of Fumo
Chapter 1303 Snowball
Chapter 1303 Snowball
"Okay, I have admired the name of Maoshan Sect for a long time, you must see it today!" The surrounding people suddenly shouted.
People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. There is nothing we can do about it. The Maoshan School's reputation is too great, so everyone is making noises.
Ding Ermiao glared at Zhao Wuya, this old guy looks humble, but in fact it is a weasel giving a New Year greeting to a chicken, he has no good intentions.
He must be thinking about his disciple's humiliation and want to save face in front of others.Now he suggests that the Maoshan faction should perform. Later, he will secretly cause trouble and make the Maoshan faction look embarrassed.
Wu Zhanzhan also looked sideways at Ding Ermiao and asked what he meant with his eyes.
Because Li Qingdong is the leader and is very old, he cannot be easily dispatched.If there was a mistake, wouldn't it ruin the reputation of the Maoshan School?Therefore, if they take action, only Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan will take action.
It doesn't matter if you have a lot of books. After all, Taoism is still shallow. Once you appear on the stage, you will be embarrassed if you don't do it well.
"Hahaha... It's rare that Taoist Wuya thinks highly of the Maoshan sect." Li Qingdong trimmed his beard and laughed, pointing in the direction of Ding Ermiao, and said: "Since everyone wants to take a look, let me..."
"Master, wait!"
Suddenly, Wan Shugao chuckled, stood up first, and looked around, saying: "Everyone, everyone, listen to me."
Everyone fell silent together.Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan looked at each other and thought to themselves, Wan Shugao suddenly jumped out and wanted to be in the limelight?Can he do it with just a few strokes?
"Hey, this Taoist priest is so polite." Wan Shugao walked up to Zhao Wuya with a smile and asked, "I am Wan Shugao, a disciple of Maoshan, and you are the head of the Laoshan sect?"
Zhao Wuya raised his eyelids and said: "Easy to talk to, poor Taoist Zhao Wuya, the head of the Laoshan Sect."
"No wonder you are so picky and gesticulating." Wan Shugao sneered, walked around Zhao Wuya, and said:
"Daozhang Zhao, you asked this performance and that performance, why don't you perform it yourself? As the saying goes, he who shaves his head will also shave his head. Since you like watching performances so much, well, you can perform it for us first. I Let me play gongs and drums for you! Then, our Maoshan faction will appear again!"
When others were performing, he would play gongs and drums, so Zhao Wuya was treated like a monkey being tricked.
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan both nodded secretly. Wan Shugao performed well this time, with a sharp mind and sharp words, and gained the reputation of the Maoshan sect.Li Qingdong also trimmed his beard and glanced at his disciple approvingly.
"It makes sense, Daozhang Zhao, please show your skills!" The onlookers around shouted again.
To them, it doesn't matter who performs first, as long as everyone can watch.
Faced with Wan Shugao's counter-provocation, Zhao Wuya snorted and said loudly: "Okay, since friends of the Maoshan sect want the old man to show his embarrassment, then the old man will appear on the stage in person, which can be regarded as a good idea!"
"Well, Taoist Master Wuya is so spirited!" The applause was thunderous.
Ding Ermiao also clapped slowly, thinking to himself, let's see what other things you, this old guy, can do.
"Fellow Taoists, the Taoist doesn't like to play blind tricks. If you want to play, just use some real skills." When Zhao Wuya opened his mouth, his arrogant nature was fully exposed.
What others are doing is all deception, and it is difficult to reach the level of elegance. Is his real skill?
In the crowd over there, Meng Qiu and Huang Chao snorted at the same time.
Cang Lang made a sound, Zhao Wuya pulled out a soft sword from his waist, shook a sword flower in his hand, said: "The old man will use this sword to play a game with everyone."
After saying that, Zhao Wuya rushed down with the tip of his sword, drew a six-foot diameter circle on the snow, and said:
"I'll just stand in the circle, not moving my feet. Let's all come up together and attack me with snowballs. Within half a stick of incense, I can guarantee that not a single snowball will fall into the circle I drew!"
What a loud tone, everyone was amazed.
It takes five or six minutes to burn half a stick of incense, right?An old man, with a sword, can withstand the attacks of so many people for a long time?
"Okay, okay, hurry up and light the incense and time it. It starts now!" Wan Shugao clapped and laughed.
The little Taoist boy who was watching brought an incense burner and placed it on the ground. He then broke off half a stick of incense and inserted it into the burner, then lit it casually.
Everyone had already scattered, each holding two snowballs in their hands, ready to attack.
Rosie also smiled and pinched two snowballs, eager to try them in her hands.Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan followed suit and each grabbed the snow to prepare.Who doesn't like snowball fights?
Of course, some old men who respected their status still stood aside and watched.
"Here comes the snowball!" Wan Shugao made a mistake. He had already wrapped a pebble in the snowball and threw it at Zhao Wuya.
Since the incense has already been lit, the sooner you attack, the longer it will take.Wan Shugao made up his mind that if he couldn't kill this old guy by hitting him, he would tire him to death.
With a whooshing sound, Zhao Wuya raised his sword with his backhand, blocked it with his sword, and pushed the snowball aside.But then, snowballs of all sizes kept coming from all directions, and rain fell one after another.
Zhao Wuya unfolded the Quanzhen Sword Technique, and it turned out to be airtight. Although his feet did not move, his figure was still handsome, and his Taoist robes were swaying, like an immortal riding the wind, fluttering and ready to fly...
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan both nodded. This old guy does have some real skills!
"Let's all come together and let Taoist Zhao have a lot of fun!" Wan Shu shouted, grabbing snow from the ground, crushing it into a ball and smashing it.
Unfortunately, Zhao Wuya knocked down the flying snowballs one by one, flying around in random directions.
"Sister Lan, let's attack him from three directions!" Ji Xiaoxiao smiled evilly, bent down and rolled the snowball in his hand along the ground.Gu Qinglan pursed her lips and smiled, then followed suit and rolled two snowballs smoothly.
However, it was still of no use.Zhao Wuya's sword protected all directions around his body, and the sword light formed a huge ball, surrounding him.
No matter which direction the snowball approaches, it will immediately bounce back as soon as it hits the sword light.
"Brother Ermiao, Uncle Wu, you should take action!" Wan Shugao couldn't attack for a long time, and he yelled in panic.
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan looked at each other, both feeling a little embarrassed.If you do it yourself, you can indeed defeat Zhao Wuya's sword light, but...it's not very honorable to bully an old man.
"A woman's kindness, a woman's kindness!" Seeing that Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan were still reluctant to take action, Wan Shugao was furious. He looked around, then he kneaded a snowball as big as a winter melon and threw it at Zhao Wuya. !
Uh...
He didn't see how Zhao Wuya made his move, but saw the snowball suddenly fly back and hit Wan Shugao's head with a bang.
"Oh shit!" Wan Shugao yelled, and fell to the ground on his back.
Seeing Wan Shugao's embarrassing fall, everyone in the audience laughed together. The snowball that attacked Zhao Wuya also stopped for a moment.
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, I have admired the name of Maoshan Sect for a long time, you must see it today!" The surrounding people suddenly shouted.
People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. There is nothing we can do about it. The Maoshan School's reputation is too great, so everyone is making noises.
Ding Ermiao glared at Zhao Wuya, this old guy looks humble, but in fact it is a weasel giving a New Year greeting to a chicken, he has no good intentions.
He must be thinking about his disciple's humiliation and want to save face in front of others.Now he suggests that the Maoshan faction should perform. Later, he will secretly cause trouble and make the Maoshan faction look embarrassed.
Wu Zhanzhan also looked sideways at Ding Ermiao and asked what he meant with his eyes.
Because Li Qingdong is the leader and is very old, he cannot be easily dispatched.If there was a mistake, wouldn't it ruin the reputation of the Maoshan School?Therefore, if they take action, only Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan will take action.
It doesn't matter if you have a lot of books. After all, Taoism is still shallow. Once you appear on the stage, you will be embarrassed if you don't do it well.
"Hahaha... It's rare that Taoist Wuya thinks highly of the Maoshan sect." Li Qingdong trimmed his beard and laughed, pointing in the direction of Ding Ermiao, and said: "Since everyone wants to take a look, let me..."
"Master, wait!"
Suddenly, Wan Shugao chuckled, stood up first, and looked around, saying: "Everyone, everyone, listen to me."
Everyone fell silent together.Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan looked at each other and thought to themselves, Wan Shugao suddenly jumped out and wanted to be in the limelight?Can he do it with just a few strokes?
"Hey, this Taoist priest is so polite." Wan Shugao walked up to Zhao Wuya with a smile and asked, "I am Wan Shugao, a disciple of Maoshan, and you are the head of the Laoshan sect?"
Zhao Wuya raised his eyelids and said: "Easy to talk to, poor Taoist Zhao Wuya, the head of the Laoshan Sect."
"No wonder you are so picky and gesticulating." Wan Shugao sneered, walked around Zhao Wuya, and said:
"Daozhang Zhao, you asked this performance and that performance, why don't you perform it yourself? As the saying goes, he who shaves his head will also shave his head. Since you like watching performances so much, well, you can perform it for us first. I Let me play gongs and drums for you! Then, our Maoshan faction will appear again!"
When others were performing, he would play gongs and drums, so Zhao Wuya was treated like a monkey being tricked.
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan both nodded secretly. Wan Shugao performed well this time, with a sharp mind and sharp words, and gained the reputation of the Maoshan sect.Li Qingdong also trimmed his beard and glanced at his disciple approvingly.
"It makes sense, Daozhang Zhao, please show your skills!" The onlookers around shouted again.
To them, it doesn't matter who performs first, as long as everyone can watch.
Faced with Wan Shugao's counter-provocation, Zhao Wuya snorted and said loudly: "Okay, since friends of the Maoshan sect want the old man to show his embarrassment, then the old man will appear on the stage in person, which can be regarded as a good idea!"
"Well, Taoist Master Wuya is so spirited!" The applause was thunderous.
Ding Ermiao also clapped slowly, thinking to himself, let's see what other things you, this old guy, can do.
"Fellow Taoists, the Taoist doesn't like to play blind tricks. If you want to play, just use some real skills." When Zhao Wuya opened his mouth, his arrogant nature was fully exposed.
What others are doing is all deception, and it is difficult to reach the level of elegance. Is his real skill?
In the crowd over there, Meng Qiu and Huang Chao snorted at the same time.
Cang Lang made a sound, Zhao Wuya pulled out a soft sword from his waist, shook a sword flower in his hand, said: "The old man will use this sword to play a game with everyone."
After saying that, Zhao Wuya rushed down with the tip of his sword, drew a six-foot diameter circle on the snow, and said:
"I'll just stand in the circle, not moving my feet. Let's all come up together and attack me with snowballs. Within half a stick of incense, I can guarantee that not a single snowball will fall into the circle I drew!"
What a loud tone, everyone was amazed.
It takes five or six minutes to burn half a stick of incense, right?An old man, with a sword, can withstand the attacks of so many people for a long time?
"Okay, okay, hurry up and light the incense and time it. It starts now!" Wan Shugao clapped and laughed.
The little Taoist boy who was watching brought an incense burner and placed it on the ground. He then broke off half a stick of incense and inserted it into the burner, then lit it casually.
Everyone had already scattered, each holding two snowballs in their hands, ready to attack.
Rosie also smiled and pinched two snowballs, eager to try them in her hands.Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan followed suit and each grabbed the snow to prepare.Who doesn't like snowball fights?
Of course, some old men who respected their status still stood aside and watched.
"Here comes the snowball!" Wan Shugao made a mistake. He had already wrapped a pebble in the snowball and threw it at Zhao Wuya.
Since the incense has already been lit, the sooner you attack, the longer it will take.Wan Shugao made up his mind that if he couldn't kill this old guy by hitting him, he would tire him to death.
With a whooshing sound, Zhao Wuya raised his sword with his backhand, blocked it with his sword, and pushed the snowball aside.But then, snowballs of all sizes kept coming from all directions, and rain fell one after another.
Zhao Wuya unfolded the Quanzhen Sword Technique, and it turned out to be airtight. Although his feet did not move, his figure was still handsome, and his Taoist robes were swaying, like an immortal riding the wind, fluttering and ready to fly...
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan both nodded. This old guy does have some real skills!
"Let's all come together and let Taoist Zhao have a lot of fun!" Wan Shu shouted, grabbing snow from the ground, crushing it into a ball and smashing it.
Unfortunately, Zhao Wuya knocked down the flying snowballs one by one, flying around in random directions.
"Sister Lan, let's attack him from three directions!" Ji Xiaoxiao smiled evilly, bent down and rolled the snowball in his hand along the ground.Gu Qinglan pursed her lips and smiled, then followed suit and rolled two snowballs smoothly.
However, it was still of no use.Zhao Wuya's sword protected all directions around his body, and the sword light formed a huge ball, surrounding him.
No matter which direction the snowball approaches, it will immediately bounce back as soon as it hits the sword light.
"Brother Ermiao, Uncle Wu, you should take action!" Wan Shugao couldn't attack for a long time, and he yelled in panic.
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan looked at each other, both feeling a little embarrassed.If you do it yourself, you can indeed defeat Zhao Wuya's sword light, but...it's not very honorable to bully an old man.
"A woman's kindness, a woman's kindness!" Seeing that Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan were still reluctant to take action, Wan Shugao was furious. He looked around, then he kneaded a snowball as big as a winter melon and threw it at Zhao Wuya. !
Uh...
He didn't see how Zhao Wuya made his move, but saw the snowball suddenly fly back and hit Wan Shugao's head with a bang.
"Oh shit!" Wan Shugao yelled, and fell to the ground on his back.
Seeing Wan Shugao's embarrassing fall, everyone in the audience laughed together. The snowball that attacked Zhao Wuya also stopped for a moment.
(End of this chapter)
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