Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1305
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Under the gaze of everyone, Wan Shu raised his eyebrows and said, "Taoist Master Zhao, the Taoist method I am going to perform is unprecedented and shocking. You have never seen it before!"

"Oh? You should tell me what kind of spell it is." Zhao Wuya sneered.

"Everyone!" Wan Shugao waved around and shouted loudly:
"Today I'm going to show you a Taoist method that can transform a person into a living person! What does it mean to transform a person into a living person? In layman's terms, it's the method of shrinking the earth. Taoist Master Zhao Wuya is my partner. Once my spell is cast, , Daozhang Zhao will disappear from everyone’s eyes!”

Everyone was surprised and secretly admired him.A disciple of Maoshan can shrink the earth and make living people disappear, so isn't Master Maoshan's cultivation even more terrifying?
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan were also confused. When did Wan Shugao learn how to shrink the ground?Could it be that Li Qingdong taught him?It seems that there is no such move in Maoshan Technique!Looking at Li Qingdong's face, it really didn't look like him.Because the old guy was also frowning slightly in thought.

"Little brother, do you mean to use the method of shrinking the ground to move me away?" Zhao Wuya asked with a sneer.

"That's right!" Wan Shugao laughed loudly and said: "Not only will I send you away, but I will also send you back to Laoshan! I will save you some travel expenses back, and also save your two disciples. I go everywhere asking for alms. They are all under the Sanqing sect, so there is no need for Director Zhao to thank me."

In the crowd, Zhao Wuya's two disciples turned pale, bowed their heads and were speechless.

Zhao Wuya sneered and said: "Okay, let's get started. I want to see what the Maoshan disciples can do!"

Wan Shugao nodded and said: "Okay, okay, let's start. But to perform Shukuchi Dafa, you need to draw a gang step. As a partner, Taoist Zhao must cooperate with me. I will teach you where to stand, and you will stand there! If you don't cooperate, , this spell is impossible to play."

"No need to say more, I just need to cooperate with you!" Zhao Wuya looked impatient.

Wan Shugao grinned, pulled Zhao Wuya to the field, and then drew a circle and asked Zhao Wuya to stand inside.

Everyone watched intently without making a sound, wanting to witness the miracle.

Later, Wan Shugao surrounded Zhao Wuya and drew a Bagua diagram on the snow, placing Zhao Wuya in the center of the Bagua diagram.

It looks presentable and authentic.

But Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan are complaining secretly, so they can change people away?Unless there are gods and ghosts to help, it turns into a strong wind and blows away Zhao Wuya!

"Dao Zhang Zhao, now it's your turn to cooperate with me." Wan Shugao arranged the formation diagram, took out a paper talisman from his bag, walked towards Zhao Wuya, and said:
"Daozhang Zhao, put your feet on the eyes of the Yin-Yang Fish, then step into a horse stance and raise your arms straight forward... By the way, hold this Shuchichi Talisman in your mouth."

Zhao Wuya was stunned and asked: "Why do you have to hold it in your mouth?"

"This is my secret from Maoshan. Can I tell you?" Wan Shugao rolled his eyes and said, "I ask you to cooperate. Just cooperate. Don't ask too many questions."

Zhao Wuya took the paper talisman, looked at it repeatedly, put it under his nose and smelled it. After confirming that there was no problem with the paper talisman, he held it in his mouth, stepped forward, squatted slightly, and stretched out his hands forward. …

Ji Xiaoxiao seemed to understand what Wan Shugao meant. She squeezed Ding Ermiao's palm gently and couldn't help but flash a smirk at the corner of her mouth.

But Ding Ermiao didn't understand, and still frowned at Wan Shugao on the field.

"Dear viewers! The moment to witness the miracle is coming soon! Please open your eyes wide and don't miss the excitement!!"

Wan Shugao stepped back a few steps, raised his hands and shouted loudly:
"Everyone in the audience, actually... I don't know how to transform a living person into a magic spell! But -, but Daoist Director Zhao personally performed it for everyone today... a living person poops!"

After saying that, Wan Shugao pointed towards Zhao Wuya.

Where he pointed, Zhao Wuya squatted down on a four-square-foot horse in the middle of the field, sticking out his buttocks and holding a piece of paper in his mouth. It really looked like a "living person defecating"!

"Hahaha……!"

After a short period of silence, the audience erupted into wild laughter, deafening like raging waves.

Ji Xiaoxiao was the first to not hold back, hugging Gu Qinglan and laughing loudly; Gu Qinglan burst into tears as she laughed, holding her heart in her hands; Rosie was also laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up straight, but considering her image, she had no choice but to He covered his mouth with his hands, trying desperately not to laugh out loud.Yang Yong and Liu Ran over there were laughing so hard that their faces were red; Wang Yuxin was laughing so hard that she couldn't stop coughing...

Everyone present was staggering with laughter and tears streaming down their cheeks.

But Ding Ermiao didn't dare to laugh, because he had already seen the murderous look in Zhao Wuya's eyes!
"The evil has bullied me too much, so I must die!"

Sure enough, after a loud shout, Zhao Wuya became angry and furious, suddenly pulled out the long sword from his waist, and struck Wan Shugao straight into the back of the sea with a move of Qinglong.

Wan Shugao was still fighting, so how could he know that Zhao Wuya was drawing a sword from behind?When he heard the crowd's exclamations, he turned around and saw a bright long sword approaching.In the horror, Wan Shugao also forgot to evade and stood on the spot stupidly...

"Wait a minute!" Ding Ermiao was already prepared. He spun his feet and swung the corpse-beating whip from his waist, drawing it towards Zhao Wuya's long sword.

When the clang clang..., the shadow of the whip passed by, Zhao Wuya's long sword fell to the ground, letting out a clear and mournful cry.

"You...!" Zhao Wuya stopped and gritted his teeth: "You Maoshan disciples are so despicable!"

Ding Ermiao waved his hand, retracted his long whip, stepped forward slowly, and sneered:

"Daozhang Zhao, everyone has something to say first. This is just a performance to open the eyes of our foreign friends and make everyone laugh. And you are ruthless and want to take people's lives. Isn't it too much? Who is the despicable person on the field? Fellow Taoists from Sanqing are all witnesses!”

These words were righteous and resounding, and they cleverly provided a cover for Wan Shugao's prank.

The method of shrinking the earth to transform a living person is just for fun, why take it seriously?
"That's right, Daoist Zhao went too far, and he was ruthless."

"That's right. We agreed it was just a performance. We can't take it seriously. Alas..." There were whispers all around, and countless people pointed at Zhao Wuya.

Zhao Wuya was speechless for a moment, standing on the spot unable to move forward or retreat.

Bu Xiaoyao walked up with a dark face, waving his fly whisk, and said: "Longhu Mountain is the ancestral home of Taoism and the Holy Land of Three Purities. No one is allowed to act ignorantly here. Today's performance ends here. Fellow Taoists, Let’s prepare for the next topic.”

Luo Qian smiled slightly, stepped forward and picked up Zhao Wuya's sword, stuffed it into his hand, and said: "Taoist Master, calm down. The real fight will begin later, and everyone will decide the winner."

Zhao Wuya then took advantage of the donkey down the slope, put away his sword and walked away.

(End of this chapter)