Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1439
"Hehe..." Ding Ermiao smiled at Wu Zhanzhan, stretched out his hand to stop the two ghost soldiers and ghost criminals, and said with a smile:

"Old Han, we meet each other everywhere in life. Why, the coffin shop business has grown so big that you come to the underworld to open a branch and sell coffins to King Qin Guang?"

The person escorted by the ghost soldiers was Lao Han, the owner of the coffin shop in Renhe Lane, North Third Ring Road, Shancheng City.

Seeing Ding Ermiao and others, Lao Han hurriedly shouted as if seeing a savior: "Oh, Master Ding, save me quickly, the little devils in the underworld made a mistake, and my life span has not yet arrived!"

But the ghost soldier knew Ding Ermiao, and he hurriedly defended himself, saying: "Generalissimo, please don't listen to this old man's nonsense. The judge compared life and death, how could there be anything wrong with the soul-enchanting disc talisman issued by him?"

"The King of Hell ordered people to die at the third watch. Who dares to keep people until the fifth watch?" Ding Ermiao laughed and said:
"Old Han, you have lived a long time. Just die. Who else are you reluctant to leave? If you have any last words that you haven't said yet, I can help you bring a letter back. They are all friends, and I won't accept many. The letter fee is three and a half million."

Old Han was so anxious that he stamped his feet and said, "Oh, brother Ding, I really haven't reached my birthday yet. Just take me back and I'll give you [-], okay?"

"Sure enough, you know how to do business. What Ermiao said just now was that you would bring a letter with 50 million yuan, not [-] yuan to save your life." Wu Zhanzhan continued to sneer.

The wrinkles on Lao Han's face trembled and he said: "We'll talk about the money when we go up. But you have to save me first. If it's later, my body up there will be cremated!"

"It's really weird. It seems like we have so little money that we have to save you." Wu Zhanzhan crossed his arms and looked up at the sky.

Ding Ermiao didn't say anything and looked at Lao Han with a smile.

If you take Lao Han back, there will be no problem.Ding Ermiao's status as a heavenly master can add three years to anyone's life.What's more, he just helped the underworld to pacify the Asura Path, and his achievements were greater than those of heaven.Not to mention one old Han, even a hundred old Hans, Ding Ermiao can be saved.

Old Han rolled his eyes and said, "It's okay if you don't save me, but the reputation of Maoshan disciples has been completely ruined!"

"Hahaha..., what kind of fallacy is this? If we don't save you, our reputation will be ruined?" Wu Zhanzhan laughed angrily and said: "Old Han, you really deserve to die for your nonsense. It seems like a kid from the underworld. We did not arrest the wrong person."

The two ghost soldiers smiled happily and nodded repeatedly.

"Don't worry, listen to me." Old Han struggled to get rid of the shackles of the ghost soldiers and said, "I didn't say it out of nowhere when I said my life was not up yet."

"Have you ever seen the book of life and death?" Li Qingdong asked.

"No, no..." Old Han shook his head and said:
"It's a long story. When I was born, a Maoshan disciple named Taoist Master Suanjin Tianjigui passed by. He defrauded my father of a meal, and then told my fortune, saying that I would live to be 78 years old! I am only 68 now, which is a full ten years behind me! If I die now, it means that the ghost Taoist master who calculated all the secrets is not working well, and you Maoshan disciples are just deceiving the world and stealing your reputation!"

"To shut up!"

Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan, as well as Li Qingdong and Wan Shugao, all four spoke at the same time and shouted loudly.

After all, Taoist Priest Tianji Gui was Li Qingdong’s ancestor, Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan’s uncle, Lin Fengjiao.Ding Ermiao and others were naturally annoyed when Lao Han kept talking about cheating and insulting Lin Fengjiao's reputation after her death.

Old Han was startled, then rolled his eyes and said, "I'm right, that's how it is!"

"Fart, fart!" Li Qingdong was furious, stepped forward and pinched Old Han's neck, saying:
"Master Gui Taoist, who can calculate all the secrets of heaven, is my master of divine fortune-telling! My master has the ability to penetrate the heaven and the earth, and he can calculate all the secrets of heaven, so how can he fail to calculate human affairs? You dare to say that my master has deceived the world and stolen his reputation, I will definitely I will call King Qin Guang and send you to the eighteenth level of hell!"

Old Han was a newly deceased ghost with extremely low cultivation. He was almost choked to death. He shouted with difficulty: "Call your master to come out... to confront me. Do you dare, do you dare?"

Ding Ermiao stepped forward, separated Li Qingdong, frowned and said: "Old Ghost Han, my master uncle determines life and death, and he will never make a mistake. Your life span has been shortened by ten years, so you must have done it." What kind of immoral thing will ruin your life?"

"I am an honest businessman. I sweep the floor without harming the lives of ants, and I cherish moth gauze and shade lamps. Where have I ever done anything immoral?" Lao Han shouted loudly, even more unjust than Dou E.

Wu Zhanzhan frowned and said: "I don't believe that the master uncle will make a mistake in his calculations. You two ghost soldiers, go and ask Judge Cui immediately and ask him to bring Lao Han's life and death certificate."

The two ghost soldiers did not dare to neglect, leaving Lao Han behind and drifted away.

"When we get the life and death certificate later and verify that it is correct, you will be in trouble, Old Han." Wan Shugao sneered, gloating about his misfortune.

Old Han sat down on the ground, acting like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

After a while, Cui Yu arrived with Shengshengbo and saluted Ding Ermiao and others with clasped fists.

"What's going on with Old Han's life and death?" Ding Ermiao pointed at Old Han and said, "Judge Cui, let me check how long your life span is."

Cui Yu nodded and slowly opened the life and death book to search for information about Lao Han.

"Here, here..." Wan Shu's sharp eyes pointed at the thin page and read: "Mountain City Han Shunfa, nickname Han Guidan, Yangshou 78 years old..."

"Look, look, I think they made a mistake!" Old Han laughed loudly and jumped up.

"Why are you so anxious? There will be more later!" Wan Shugao glared and continued reading:
"...Yangshou 78. When he was 35 years old, he seduced the neighbor Widow Zhao. The villain's reputation was messed up and his life was shortened by four years. When he was 45 years old, his filial son Liu gave him a coffin on credit. Han Shunfa refused, so Liu's father was buried naked. Broken If a person is filial, his life span will be shortened by three years; if he quarrels with his neighbor at the age of 55 and invites a ghost to scare people, his life span will be shortened by another three years..."

"Stop reading it, stop reading it..." Old Han covered his face with his hands and said, "I know, I deserve to die, let me go."

Wu Zhanzhan sneered and said: "This is like not seeing the coffin without shedding tears. My uncle did not make a mistake in his calculations, it was you who made a mistake in your life."

Wan Shugao laughed loudly, closed the life and death book, and asked, "Old Han, is that Widow Zhao, the neighbor, pretty?"

"Go away." Ding Ermiao glared at Wan Shugao and said to Lao Han:

"Old Han, since you met us, it's fate. Seeing how pitiful you are, I'll open my mouth and ask you for three years of longevity. After you go back, you should reflect on yourself and make up for the mistakes you made in the past. Maybe King Qin Guang will give you a few more years of life when he is happy. In that case, my uncle's original assertion will come true, haha."

Cui Yu smiled, clasped his fists and said, "In that case, this person will be sent back temporarily. We will wait for news from the Generalissimo when to turn his soul around."

After saying that, Cui Yu turned around and left.

"It's easy, you old ghost." Wu Zhanzhan glared at Lao Han and then at Ding Ermiao.

(End of this chapter)