Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 169
"Okay!" Wang Huzi was overjoyed. He slapped the crab shell table and said: "There is no joke in the casino. It only takes one time. However, I think you, Ding Ermiao, are destined to lose. This thief bitch in my family is different from others." I’ve never lost in finger guessing.”

As Wang Huzi spoke, he felt confident that he would win.Listening to this, Wang Huzi and Qiao Jieer are still a couple.

Ding Ermiao chuckled, stared at Wang Huzi's face, and said: "Your mother-in-law has never lost, that's because she has never met an expert. I only need to guess once. If your mother-in-law's finger numbers are consistent with my guess, If there is an error, then I will cut off my own finger. If there is an error, I will cut off as many fingers as possible."

"A gentleman's words are hard to follow. Mr. Ding is quick to talk and has great spirit!" The scholar clapped and smiled to show his approval.

Ding Ermiao withdrew her smile, looked at Sister Qiao's sleeve, and said slowly: "Most people have ten fingers. Since you asked me to guess, then your fingers must not be ten. If you also Ten fingers, that's too simple, even a three-year-old can guess it, so what's the point?"

"No, no, don't you know the way of a military strategist, which is to use the imaginary to make the real and the real to be imaginary?" Liang Liang, a scholar, shook his head and said: "Maybe Sister Qiao has ten fingers in the first place, and maybe she is trying to make things mysterious. Mr. Ding must pay attention to it. also."

Li Weinian tugged on Ding Ermiao's sleeve and whispered: "Brother Ermiao, I think what this scholar ghost said makes sense. You must think carefully and don't fall into the trap of this female ghost."

Talking about the matter, what the scholar ghost said does make sense.Maybe this female ghost has ten fingers, but she pretends not to have ten fingers, saying you guess, you guess, you guess...

People do this all the time, let alone ghosts.
"There is a bullshit truth! Can you believe what a scholar says?" Ding Ermiao disagreed, laughed loudly, pointed at the scholar and the female ghost Sister Qiao, and said to Li Weinian:
"Confucius said, it is difficult to raise a woman and a villain. She is a woman and he is a villain. Neither of them is a good thing. They want to deceive me. They are like raccoons from the same tree, and they have the same odor!"

The scholar was not angry either. He unfolded his folding fan and shook it slowly, saying, "The Master said, when one speaks with one mind, it smells like orchid. The fragrance is the smell, and the smell is the fragrance."

Ding Ermiao frowned in disgust, waved her hands beside her nose to fan herself, and said, "It smells so good, brother, it really smells amazing!"

Li Weinian couldn't help it and finally burst out laughing.Taoist priest Hongliu couldn't hold back and started laughing.

At first, Li Weinian was very nervous, but now that he saw Ding Ermiao chatting and laughing, teasing and insulting these water ghosts, Li Weinian gradually relaxed and watched what happened.

Only Wang Huzi could not help but grow his beard and hair when he saw his wife being humiliated. He glared and said: "Ding Ermiao, if you want to guess, please guess quickly. If you can't guess, get out. There's no need to talk nonsense."

"I guess or I don't guess, your wife's fingers are right there, no more, no less..." Ding Ermiao chuckled and said unhurriedly: "I guess her left hand has six fingers, and her right hand... , also six fingers. Added together, 12, a total of twelve fingers, right or wrong?"

The four water ghosts changed color at the same time, their faces full of shock.

Li Weinian looked at his words and knew that Ding Ermiao had won for a while, and he couldn't help but be so happy that he almost danced.

"Mr. Ding is very skillful. But I would like to know, how did you find out that I have six fingers? Could it be that the little devil who is attached to the column told you in advance?" Sister Qiao pulled her hand from her sleeve with a gloomy face. Come and say again:

"Because of these six fingers, the slave family has been subjected to so many looks and gossips throughout their lives, alas..."

Sure enough, Sister Qiao's left and right hands were the same, with two little fingers branching out at the end of the thumb, just like the claws of a crab, shaped like meat pincers, and even had fingernails.But this female ghost loves beauty, and the six fingernails on her left and right hands are all dyed bright red.

"No, no, no..." Ding Ermiao said with a proud face, imitating the tone of a scholarly ghost: "Although I'm not talented, I don't have to rely on an imp to win this bet."

"Do you have eyes that reach the sky and can see my wife's fingers through her clothes?" Wang Huzi grabbed a bunch of beard on his chin and asked with a depressed look on his face.

"Oops, no good...!"

Suddenly, Wang Huzi seemed to remember something again, yelled "Oh no!", dragged his wife over and hid behind him.

The few water ghosts and Li Weinian present were all puzzled by Wang Huzi's behavior.Sister Qiao, the female ghost, huddled behind Wang Huzi, also inexplicably at a loss.

The scholar ghost frowned and asked, "Brother Beard, what are you doing?"

Ding Ermiao rolled his eyes and after thinking for a moment, he understood what Wang Huzi meant. ——This guy suspects that he has clairvoyance and can see his wife’s body through clothes!
Come on, do you think you look so obscene?Don't even worry about ghosts?Ding Ermiao shouted in her heart that she couldn't afford to be hurt, and shook her head and couldn't help crying or laughing.

As expected, Wang Huzi gasped in anger, pointed his finger at Ding Ermiao and shouted: "Ding Ermiao, since you have an eye to the sky, you should tell me before you come, so that I can let my wife avoid it. Now my wife's body, Even through your clothes, you can see clearly, you, you, you... you are simply a big wolf! You are a disciple of Maoshan, bah!"

Hearing this, Sister Qiao, the female ghost, immediately turned red with embarrassment. She covered her face with twelve fingers, shrank down, squatted behind Wang Huzi, and cried: "My innocent body has been seen by others." , I will never face anyone again..."

"Okay, okay, okay!" Ding Ermiao waved his hand angrily: "If you don't have the shame to see people, don't see them. You are a ghost, why do you want to see people? I guess no one wants to see you!"

The scholar ghost gently shook the folding fan and said: "Mr. Ding, the Master said, don't say anything inappropriate and don't look at it. You looked at Sister Qiao's body through your clothes. This is indeed your fault." There was a hint in his tone. Contempt and teach.

Taoist priest Hongliu said nothing and looked at Ding Ermiao thoughtfully.

Li Weinian on the other side was beaming with joy at first, excited for Ding Ermiao's victory.But after listening to what Wang Huzi and the scholar said, he suddenly remembered that since Ding Ermiao could see through the body of the female ghost Qiao Jieer, hadn't he already seen Luzhu's body?Thinking of this, Li Weinian blushed suddenly, lowered his head and was speechless.

Ding Ermiao glanced at Li Weinian and felt very strange.He thought to himself, even if I saw the body of the female ghost Sister Qiaoer, that would still be my business.You, Li Weinian, don't be so embarrassed, why are you blushing like a monkey's butt?
At the bottom of the pond, he didn't bother to ask Li Weinian. Ding Ermiao looked at the water ghosts and said with a smile: "It is not the behavior of a gentleman to judge a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart. I, Ding Ermiao, a dignified disciple of Maoshan, How many women’s bodies do you have to look at to see the body of an old and ugly female ghost?”

The first half of this sentence is the line where the scholar Liang Liang humiliated Li Weinian just now.Ding Ermiao did not change a word and returned the original jade.

The second half is about humiliating Sister Qiao. She is pretending to be a ghost. She is so narcissistic. Who do you think she is?Grass!

In fact, Sister Qiao is not ugly, at least she has good facial features and pretty features.It's just that she has been at the bottom of the pool all year round and has the body of a ghost. Her face is very pale, not as rosy as a living person.

(End of this chapter)