Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1706 Shameless Request
At dusk during the Qingming Festival, the weather was gloomy and gloomy, as if a continuous spring rain was brewing.

At the southern foot of Langya Mountain, a young man carrying a guitar case on his shoulders was walking alone on a winding mountain road.As he walked, he looked around, and from time to time, he would stop and look back, as if he was looking for something.

There are weeds and trees on both sides of the mountain road, vines and thorns everywhere.

The guitar boy's eyes suddenly lit up, he raised his right hand, and flew a handful of copper coins towards a dwarf pine in front of him. At the same time, he shouted loudly: "Those who are facing a battle, all move forward in formation, defeat——!"

"Hey..." A creepy ghostly cry came from the branches and leaves of the dwarf pine. Then, a white ghost silhouette quickly floated up and fled into the deeper woods in the distance.

"Tang Min'er, follow me back to the mountain, and I can forget the past!"

The young man with the guitar couldn't catch up, so he shouted in the direction where the ghost shadow disappeared, "If you don't obey, when I catch you, I will seal you with a urinal and sink you in a latrine, so that you will never be able to get out!"

There was silence all around, and a high-pitched female voice floated out from the woods, saying: "Ye Gufan, you chased me for five days and five nights, from Maoshan to Langya Mountain. Have you had enough? You haven't, but I, sister, have had enough." I'm bored. I'm sorry for not accompanying you. Goodbye."

The voice gradually became ethereal and ethereal, with a faint ending. Obviously, the female ghost had gone far away.

The young man named Ye Gufan by the female ghost sighed, walked to the dwarf pine, bent down to pick up the copper coins, and looked ahead in a daze.

"Tang Min'er is not caught, Maoshan can't go back. Sigh, if you come, you will be safe, let's take a trip in the world of flowers. Master the real person, let him fend for himself in Maoshan." Ye Gufan said to himself After a while, he straightened the guitar case strap on his shoulder and continued moving forward.

There are twists and turns, and the mountain trails at your feet are circling.After bypassing a forest, the sound of running water suddenly came to my ears, and a broad stream blocked the way.

Ye Gufan looked around and suddenly stopped.

20 meters away to his right, a young woman stood a few steps away from the stream, looking motionless into the distance.

The woman was tall and slender, wearing a long dark green dress, black hair shawl, standing with her back to Ye Gufan.The wind blew, and the hem of her skirt and long hair fluttered together, giving her a somewhat earthly charm.The Buddha orchid blooms in the deep valley, which is eye-catching.

"Is there a beautiful woman? I just wanted to ask for directions, hehe..." A smile appeared on Ye Gufan's lips, and he walked forward.

But at this moment, the beauty in the long skirt raised her hand, and the mobile phone in her hand flew into the sky, drew an arc, and fell into the mountain stream.

Let me go, what is this for?Ye Gufan couldn't help but paused for a moment.

"Dad, Mom, if you don't want me, I'll take the first step...!" The beauty in the long skirt suddenly sobbed and yelled, and slowly walked forward.

Oops, this girl is going to commit suicide!

"Hey, wait!" Ye Gufan reacted and shouted hurriedly!
The beauty in the long skirt was immersed in her own sadness, and she never expected that someone else would suddenly appear.She was startled when she heard Ye Gufan's voice and blurted out: "Who?"

When she turned around, she saw a boy in his early twenties, carrying a guitar on his shoulder, looking at her with a smile, walking slowly towards her.

"It's me, it's me..." Ye Gufan chuckled, stepped forward and said, "Beauty, aren't you planning to commit suicide here?"

While talking, Ye Gufan looked at the girl's face and rated her in his mind.Well, big eyes, double eyelids, high nose bridge, oval face, white skin, pointed chin, neither fat nor thin, a rare perfect beauty.

"What does it have to do with you if I commit suicide?" The beauty in the long dress said with a dark expression.

It's not easy to live, and it's not easy to die either. Just when I was about to jump into the river, I met this guy with a playful smile. Can this beautiful woman not be angry?
"Oh, what the beauty said is totally wrong!"

Ye Gufan rolled his eyes, gestured with his hands, and said with joy:

"Today, the God of Joy is in the north and the God of Wealth is in the south. The Dragon, Sun, Dog, Nine Stars and Three Greens are a good day for me to commit suicide. Moreover, this place with my head resting on the green hills and white water around my waist is also my feng shui treasure. If a beautiful woman commits suicide, please find someone else. Find another place, leave this place to me."

What are you mumbling about?The beauty in the long skirt was stunned for a while, and then she opened her mouth and asked, "What..., you want to commit suicide too?"

"That's right, that's right." Ye Gufan grinned and said:
"The beauty and I have never known each other. If we die together, we will definitely be discussed by others. Then the innocence of my life will be destroyed in your hands. Therefore, I still hope that you will fulfill it and let me die first. You want to die If so, come back tomorrow.”

The beauty in the long skirt took two steps back warily, suddenly crossed her chest, and said coldly: "I'm not going to die today, so you can die."

"Thank you, thank you." Ye Gufan smiled again, walked to the edge of the stream, and said, "I am a poor person. After I die, no one will be able to save me. So, I have to recite the Transcendence Mantra to myself first. "

After saying that, Ye Gufan sat down cross-legged, closed his eyes, and muttered something in his mouth.

Two minutes later, Ye Gufan stood up and walked to the stream, ready to jump.

Look what you are doing!The beauty in the long skirt looked at her coldly and said nothing.

But when he reached the edge of the stream, Ye Gufan took a step back, glanced at his watch, and suddenly shouted: "Oh no, the auspicious time has passed. I can't die today!"

There are so many things to consider when committing suicide, why should you choose an auspicious time?
The beautiful woman in the long skirt didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She put on a serious face and said, "Since you are not dead, can I die?"

"Okay, okay." Ye Gufan nodded solemnly and said:
"But..., before the beauty commits suicide, can you agree to a small request of mine?"

"What's the request?" the beauty in the long skirt asked warily.

"Oh, it's embarrassing to say that. In my entire life, I have never been in love, and I have never even touched a girl's hand."

Ye Gufan scratched the back of his head and said, "You are so good-looking. Before you die, can you show mercy and let me... kiss you?"

"Shameless——!" The beauty in the long skirt squeezed out two words angrily from between her teeth.

Her face also turned red because of anger.

"Haha..." Ye Gufan was indeed shameless, rubbing his hands with a cunning smile on his face and saying:

"Don't be angry, beauty. Isn't this a negotiation? If you don't want to, I won't force you. However, I will wait for you downstream. By then, you will have drowned and are unconscious. Why don't you just let me take care of you? "

"Shameless, scum, trash, scum, bastard, villain!!" The beauty in the long skirt was so angry that she trembled all over, turned around, and walked towards the top of the mountain. (The following is a side story. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to read it. If you like it, keep coming. Let’s see what kind of bloody story will happen when Ye Gufan meets Lv Zhu and Shuan Zhu, who are similar in age, as well as Xia Yixian and others. , let’s see where the last chance for Wan Shugao, Li Weinian, Wu Zhanzhan and others is. In addition, those who watch pirated copies should not come here to express their opinions, otherwise they will be banned.)
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