Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 173 Left hand
Liang Liang shouted and stood up, trying to escape around the table, but was caught by Taoist priest Hongliu.How strong can a scholar be?Being held hostage by the Taoist priest's torrent of iron-like hands, Liang Liang couldn't struggle out. He screamed and swept the floor gracefully.

"Brother scholar, since my Taoist friend Mr. Ding has spoken, you should give me some face, right? What's more, he just preached to you and solved your doubts, how can you not repay the favor?" Hongliu laughed and said :
"If you receive a favor from someone, you should repay it with a spring of water. We won't embarrass you, we will just cut off one of your ears to drink wine."

The scholar Liang Liang covered his ears with his hands and refused to obey San Zhen Jiu Lie.

However, the force of the torrent was so strong that it cut off Liang Liang's hands without any reason and pushed him down on the table.

Sister Qiao raised Liang Liang's ear with her right hand, and Wang Huzi saw the opportunity, and picked the tip of the knife from under Liang Liang's cheek, and with a swish, the scholar's left ear was already cut off.

"The Master said, don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. You stinking Taoist priest, you cut off my ear, let me see what you can do to honor Mr. Ding!" The scholar covered his bloody left ear, pointed at the Taoist priest and yelled.

Ding Ermiao looked at the torrent and smiled without saying a word.

"Hahaha..." Daoist Hongliu laughed, pointed at Liang Liang and said, "Scholars are really stingy, and they always argue with each other. Since I cut off your ears, how can I take advantage of you? If you want head and foot, just speak up, scholar. If Hongliu frowns, he will lose the face of Master Sanqing."

"Wait a minute..." Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said to Hongliu: "If I cut off your head, you won't be able to speak. If I cut off your feet, I think drinking is dirty. Why don't Taoist Master Hongliu mean it too?" , just cut off one ear."

"No, no, no, don't make him cheap!" The scholar yelled angrily, "If he cuts off his ears, at least two must be cut off!"

Wang Huzi stared and shouted: "Don't make noise, I will obey you, just cut off his two ears."

The sword flashed, and with two whooshing sounds, Hongliu's left and right ears flew into the sky, and then fell down, falling right on the table.

Looking at Daoist Daoliu again, he was talking and laughing happily without changing his expression.Seeing that the Taoist priest had no ears, Liang Liang calmed down a little and kept silent.

Papapa, Ding Ermiao applauded and cheered, and said with a smile: "Now we have wine and food, can we start?"

"Hehe..." Wang Huzi sneered and said, "We cut off our hands, take out our hearts, and cut off our ears to serve as food for drinking. Do you, Ding Ermiao, just eat and drink for free like this?"

Ding Ermiao frowned and said, "You are the hosts, and I am the guest. Do you want me to bring you something to have a drink with you? Isn't that good?"

Sister Qiao also sneered and said: "Since you know that the visitor is a guest, you shouldn't come empty-handed. Mr. Ding, there is no need to say anything. Just dig out a piece of meat and take it as much as you want. Everyone has food and drink. There is no distinction between guest and host, that’s how happy it is!”

"This..." Ding Ermiao was speechless, looking very hesitant.

Li Weinian was sweating coldly on the side. Only now did he know the cunningness of these water ghosts.

Sister Qiao's words are so sensible and reasonable that people can't argue with them.Moreover, these four water ghosts have all self-harmed their bodies and made a good appearance first. I am afraid that Ding Ermiao will not be able to retreat, so they have to follow the gourd painting and give something.

But digging out half a pound of meat is better than a major operation.Excessive blood loss or excessive pain can really kill someone!

Looking at Ding Ermiao's troubled expression, Li Weinian suddenly felt proud, bent down and pulled out the diving knife, saying: "Brother Ermiao, my brother is helping you with this battle, isn't it just a few ounces of meat? Although I am not fat, But the whole body weighs more than 100 kilograms!"

Ding Ermiao was overjoyed, stood up and patted Li Weinian on the shoulder, and said, "Good buddy, you are very loyal! But where do you plan to cut a piece of meat from? Let's discuss it first."

"I..." Li Weinian hesitated and said, "There is a lot of meat on the buttocks, so come from the buttocks!"

"Okay, okay, the pork belly is the most delicious. Even the meat on the skin can be fat or thin, it's a good thing." Wang Huzi was very happy and applauded repeatedly.

But the scholar Liang Liang shook his head and said: "The Master said, don't sit on the table if the table is not upright, and don't eat if the meat is not upright. The meat on the buttocks is a bit dirty after all, so it's okay not to eat it."

Li Weinian gritted his teeth and glared at the scholar: "That's no good, I also cut off a hand? But as I said before, after I cut off my hand, you are not allowed to make things difficult again! You must honestly hand over Wu Zhanzhan's soul, and... Tang Zhiyuan's Skeletons.”

After that, Li Weinian really rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his left hand, put it on the table, turned to Ding Ermiao and said: "Brother Ermiao, use your sword to cut off my hand. It won't hurt to death, don't worry." !”

"A good man, a real hero!" Wang Huzi clasped his fists: "The most important heroes in my life are the brothers of the Li family. From now on, Wang Huzi will look at you with admiration! In the Locked Dragon Pond, you can come and go as you wish."

"It is indeed bloody..." The scholar, Taoist priest and Sister Qiao were all admiring at the side, with reverence in their eyes.

Li Weinian's expression became more resolute.It was probably because his momentum impressed these water ghosts, so he felt that he was awesome.

Don't think that Li Weinian is a rough man, in fact, he can also settle accounts.I lost one of my hands, but I could exchange for Wu Zhanzhan's life, which was a little compensation for my mistake last time and knocking someone off the cliff.Moreover, obtaining Tang Zhiyuan's bones from Lvzhu's place can be regarded as a complete achievement and lives up to his promise.

In addition, there is another very important point. If he is injured, Ding Ermiao can be kept safe.If this group of water ghosts turned their backs, Ding Ermiao could still fight them by relying on Ten Thousand Slash and Maoshan magic.But if Ding Ermiao was injured and let himself deal with these water ghosts, it would be hopeless.

Therefore, Li Weinian stepped forward, which was also a move to protect the commander-in-chief.

"Come on, Brother Er Miao!" Seeing Ding Er Miao's indecisive expression, Li Weinian was heartbroken and urged.

Ding Ermiao sighed, holding the umbrella handle, he was about to pull out and kill ten thousand people.

But before the sword was unsheathed, he suddenly winked again and asked Li Weinian with a wicked smile: "Hey, why do you want to cut off your left hand and leave your right hand? Is it... you usually use your right hand to solve problems?"

"What...problem?" Li Weinian was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized what he was doing. He couldn't help but flushed, and said in a confused voice: "Brother Ermiao, what time has it been? Do you still have the heart to joke?"

"Hahaha..." Ding Ermiao raised his foot and kicked Li Weinian's hand away. He rolled his eyes and said, "Before entering the water, I told you that you must obey me in everything. Now it is my business, Ding Ermiao, to cut the flesh and dig out the heart." , what are you trying to do? Just keep your hands and jerk off, get out of here!"

After being scolded, Li Weinian retracted his hand angrily and stood aside to watch.

Ding Ermiao rolled up his trousers, exposing his calf, raised his legs, and put them on the table.

"Calf meat? I like it, haha!" The scholar sucked his saliva and his eyes lit up.

Ding Ermiao drew his sword in his hand, pinched a large mass of flesh on his calf with his left hand, looked around at the four water ghosts, and said slowly: "Since you all cut off your hands, ears, and hearts, I, Ding Ermiao, as Maoshan Disciple, I will never let you look down upon me! Just watch!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the green light flashed and there was silence.

Li Weinian had already closed his eyes, with tears filling his eyes, which was both tragic and touching.In order to deal with these water ghosts, to save Wu Zhanzhan's soul, and to find Tang Zhiyuan's bones, Brother Ermiao did not hesitate to fight with flesh and blood!

The Buddha threw himself into a tiger and cut his flesh to feed an eagle, but that was all!So majestic, Brother Ermiao! !
After the sword light flashed, there was silence for a long time.Li Weinian was confused and slowly opened his eyes, and couldn't help being surprised.

Ding Ermiao's calf was intact, but he was holding a piece of leg hair in his hand!
As for Wang Huzi and the other four water ghosts, their eyes were already on fire, as if they had eaten rice fields, with angry and depressed expressions on their faces!

"Hehe..." Ding Ermiao carefully placed the leg hair on the table and said, "This is the dish I made up to go with the wine, so don't be polite."

"Ding Ermiao, ghosts and gods cannot be deceived. We mutilate our bodies and treat each other with sincerity, but you only cut off one leg hair. What do you mean? You clearly don't take us seriously!" Wang Huzi scratched his neck and roared like thunder. .

"Wang Beard, let me tell you, I, Ding Ermiao, have walked the Yin and Yang Road with both feet, using the sky as my cover and the earth as my hut. I eat wherever I go, and I have never spent a penny!" Ding Ermiao points his sword at the king. Huzi and other water ghosts said seriously:

"I met some of you thornheads today. I only plucked out a leg hair. Usually, I don't pluck out any hair. Don't push yourself too hard. Be careful that if you offend me, thousands of people will cut it off, and you will be punished twice." Damn it, be a ghost again!"

(End of this chapter)