Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2009 Monkeys pick peaches (add more for the wolf king)

Judging from the aura of the eunuch, he was quite powerful, as if he was not a eunuch, but an emperor who ruled over the world.

Rao Shi knew that the other party was a ghost, and felt much more at ease.If the other party is a guard of the Qing Palace, the consequences will be more terrifying than seeing a ghost.

"Damn eunuch, Taoist master took you first!" Rao Shi shouted, smashed the wine bottle, and then drew his sword, with cold light, and attacked the old eunuch of the Ming Dynasty.

The old eunuch smiled sinisterly, and the ghostly figure flickered and suddenly disappeared.

"Grass, where did it go?" Rao Shi, holding a sword, looked around with drunken eyes and muttered.

Unexpectedly, a cold wind rushed from behind and hit Rao Shi's back.

Before Rao Shi could react in time, he was knocked into the gate of Yanghe Hall.

"Your uncle, you dare to sneak attack on your Taoist master!" Rao Shi was furious, turned around and stabbed with his sword.

But there was no one behind him.

Rao Shi was about to look around when his neck tightened suddenly, and a bright long tongue was already wrapped around his neck.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooothing" Rao Shi screamed with difficulty and waved his sword randomly.

But the old eunuch from the Ming Dynasty suddenly floated out again, rushed towards Rao Shi, and hugged his hands tightly.

"Oh poof...!" In the emergency, Rao Shi bit the tip of his tongue and spurted a mouthful of blood towards the old eunuch in front of him.

The old eunuch was attacked by the blood on his tongue and trembled all over.Rao Shi took the opportunity to take out his hand, raised his arm, and a sleeve arrow flew out of his sleeve, making a whistle like a dove whistle in the air.

This is the secret signal agreed between Rao Shi and Bu Zhenxin. As soon as the arrow is fired, Bu Zhenxin will rush in with a knife.

But Rao Shi also understood that it would take at least half a stick of incense for Bu Zhenxin to rush in and rush to Yanghe Hall.I have to get through this half-stick of incense time.

So after releasing the arrow from his sleeve, Rao Shi immediately waved his sword behind him.Keep fighting back to get out.

Maybe his life was not meant to be cut off, but this time he hit with a sword and cut off the long tongue that flew behind him!

Rao Shi looked back and saw that the person who had entangled him just now was a palace maid from the Ming Dynasty wearing colorful clothes.

"Ah haha, let's see how Taoist master will deal with you tonight!" Rao Shi regained his freedom and immediately became energetic. He took out a piece of yellow cloth from his arms and waved it into the air.

This piece of yellow cloth is Rao Shi's life-saving talisman. Its function is equivalent to the Maoshan ghost collecting talisman, which can collect souls.It's just that the magic power is very weak, compared to the Maoshan sect's talisman, it's just scum.

The yellow cloth flew out, spread out in the air, followed the ghost energy, and flew towards the long-tongued female ghost.

The female ghost was horrified, turned around and floated towards the depths of Yanghe Hall.

"Damn ghost, stop for Taoist master!" Rao Shi pinched his fingers, pointed at the talisman in the air, and chased after him while shouting.

Unexpectedly, just as he started to set off, there was a sound of wind behind him, and the old eunuch rushed over again, hugging Rao Shi around the waist.

Rao Shi was hugged by the old eunuch. He naturally turned to one side, waved his left hand behind him, and struck between the old ghost's legs: "Monkey picking peaches!"

After probing, Rao Shi touched an empty space, and when he tried to make a move back, his left hand was caught by the old eunuch's legs.

"Boy, you've come to the wrong place!" The old eunuch laughed loudly, opened his mouth suddenly, and bit Rao Shi's arm!
"Hiss..." Rao Shi's facial features twitched in pain, he took a breath of cold air, turned around suddenly, and desperately pressed the old ghost on his crotch.

When he was peeing just now, he was interrupted by the old eunuch, and Rao Shi peed all over his pants.Now that the old eunuch was being ridden under Rao Shi's crotch, he couldn't stand the smell and couldn't help screaming.

"Haha, let you taste my 48-year-old boy's urine!" Rao Shi turned defeat into victory, took control of the situation, and stabbed the old ghost in the butt with his sword.

Although the old eunuch was a soul, he could not withstand repeated stabs with sharp weapons.After all, this is a Taoist thing, and it has some magical power.

The ghost of the old eunuch shrank smaller and smaller, and gradually fell to the ground, twitching constantly.

But the yellow cloth that Rao Shi threw out before slowly fell to the ground because no one moved it.The female ghost dressed as a palace maid took the opportunity to escape.

"Dead eunuch, ruin my big business, and kill you first!" Rao Shi bit the tip of his tongue, and sprayed blood mist at the immobile old ghost on the ground.

"Ah..."

The old ghost screamed, but could not escape and struggled on the ground.

Rao Shi even sprayed seven or eight mouthfuls of blood, feeling that he was going to die from blood, but he still couldn't completely kill the old ghost.With an idea, he unbuttoned his trouser belt again, and said with a sinister smile: "I'll give you another boy's pee bath, and send you to see the King of Hades!"

The pee just now has not been completely released, but now it has been fully exerted.

With the sound of rushing water, the old ghost on the ground finally couldn't stand it any longer and gradually turned into white smoke, rising into the sky and drifting away.

"Comfortable..." Rao Shi trembled, adjusted his clothes, stepped forward to put away the yellow cloth on the ground, looked around, and searched in the Yanghe Hall.

Now, if you kill an old ghost, you can always give an explanation to Prince Li tomorrow.

"Listen to the demons and monsters inside, I am the ghost-catching mage of Kunlun Mountain. Under the spell, all ghosts are hidden!"

While searching, Rao Shi yelled bluffingly, "Get out of here as soon as possible. I can spare you a life and send you to the underworld to be reborn. You will find a good family in the next life and enjoy a prosperous age of peace, prosperity and wealth! If you persist in your stubbornness, I will send you to the underworld to be reincarnated." I will show no mercy, I will send you to the eighteenth level of hell, and you will never be able to stand up again!"

The ring was ringing, and a woman's voice came from afar, saying: "It turns out to be the Taoist master of Kunlun Mountain. No wonder he has such magical power, haha..."

"Get out!" Rao Shi opened his eyes wide and shouted towards the source of the sound.

"Master Tao, don't be so fierce, you scare people to death..." Amidst the crisp sound of shaking beads against jade, a graceful figure slowly walked over.

This person was dressed in a red gauze that barely covered his skin, and his good figure was clearly visible.The hazy moonlight filtered in from the skylight and shone on the man, making him look like a fairy.

"Nigga, don't tease your Taoist master without kneeling down!" Rao Shi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, raised his sword and shouted.

"Master Tao, you have been a boy for 48 years and it has been hard enough for you to hold it in." The female ghost didn't care about Rao Shi's warning at all. She walked forward with a sweet smile, stretched out her hand and hugged Rao Shi's neck, and breathed out like blue. : "Master Dao, why don't I serve you tonight so that you can lose your virginity and become a man? I am also a concubine of the imperial palace, so I will definitely not humiliate Master Dao."

Rao Shi felt his mouth was dry and he shook his head desperately, staying awake, waving the yellow cloth charm and slapping it on the female ghost's head!

Unexpectedly, the female ghost refused to dodge and let the yellow cloth fall.

"Haha, you brought this to my door!" Rao Shi laughed and pressed down hard to collect the female ghost in the yellow cloth.

(End of this chapter)