Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2194 Homesickness
Qiu Sanpo's eyes lit up, and he held Taoist Ghost on his hands and said, "Old man, have you seen Lin Fengjiao recently? I heard... Lin Fengjiao has been wandering around Lantau Island for the past two days. Have you seen her? ?”

"What? Lin Fengjiao, the ghost Taoist priest, has been wandering around Lantau Island recently?" The ghost Taoist priest pretended to be surprised and excited, looked left and right, and said: "Then I have to look for it carefully. If I find it, please ask him Give me another fortune and let me live to be a hundred years old!"

"It seems you don't know anymore..." Taoist Sanpian sighed and said, "But, old man, can you tell me some stories about Lin Fengjiao?"

The ghost Taoist priest thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'm retired anyway and have nothing to do. As long as you invite me to dinner, I will tell you about Lin Fengjiao."

Qiu Sanpo nodded, took Lin Fengjiao to a seaside restaurant, asked for a private room, and invited the Ghost Taoist Master to drink tea.

The ghost Taoist laughed and made nonsense, telling half-truths and half-false stories.

Poor Qiu Sanpo was so confused that he didn't know that the old man in front of him was his senior brother Lin Fengjiao!
The Ghost Taoist Master talked nonchalantly, intermittently, for more than an hour, then suddenly stopped and asked: "By the way, big brother, what are you looking for, the Ghost Taoist Master Lin Fengjiao?"

"To be honest, I am also a member of the Maoshan sect, and Taoist Ghost is my senior brother. I came here to ask my senior brother to go back to Maoshan for a visit." Qiu Sanpo sighed and said, "But it's very difficult. Unfortunately, when I went to Longxu Lane, the senior brother had just gone on a trip and couldn't find him."

"It turns out that you are also a master of Maoshan and the junior brother of Taoist Ghost. How disrespectful!" Taoist Ghost grinned and said: "Since you know the address of your senior brother, then just wait there. One day , your senior brother is going home, right?"

Qiu Sanpo shook his head and said, "My time is limited, I can't just wait."

"Oh... is that something happened to Maoshan, and you need your big brother to go back and help?" asked the ghost priest.

Qiu Sanpo smiled and didn't answer.

The ghost Taoist leader also sighed and said: "Between people, there must be fate when we meet again. Since you are an expert in the Taoist sect, you should see this. In my opinion, there is really no great person. Senior brother, that is also God's will. If it is God's will that you brothers can still meet, then naturally we will meet."

Qiu Sanpo thought for a long time, then stood up and said: "Thank you for the advice, old man. Maybe it's not a chance for me to meet my senior brother. Forget it, I will go back now. We will meet each other if we are destined!"

Having said that, Qiu Sanpo threw down the tea money and walked downstairs. This was the first time that Taoist Sanpoor had visited Taoist Ghost. He left a letter at the Longxu Lane home of Taoist Ghost, and he was disappointed. Return.

The Ghost Taoist Master nodded slightly and said secretly: This junior brother is open-minded and not limited to one thing at a time. He can be regarded as an expert in Maoshan.Maoshan Xuyun Temple, with this junior brother in charge, even if it cannot be prosperous, it is expected that there will be no big fault.

After a long silence, the Ghost Taoist Master also went downstairs and headed towards the seaside.

At this time, Chen Jiaao came with a cruise ship converted from a fishing boat and was looking for Taoist Ghost.

The ghost priest nodded his thanks, jumped on the fishing boat, and asked the boat owner to drive the boat towards the shallow water.

The captain on the ship is also a taciturn middle-aged man. He just drives the ship and doesn't talk much.

This was in line with Taoist Ghost's wishes. No one would disturb him and he could feel at ease.

After sleeping for several hours, it was not until noon that Master Ghost came out of the cabin and had a few drinks with the captain.

In the afternoon, Ghost Daochang learned to drive the boat by himself, sent the boat owner to the shore, and drove the fishing boat by himself, drifting aimlessly on the sea.

At night, the Taoist priest did not dock, letting the cruise ship drift in the shallow water. He lay on the stern of the boat and stared at the stars in the sky in a daze.

The gentle sea breeze blew the Taoist priest slowly into sleep.

Suddenly there was a sound of water at the bow of the boat. When the Taoist priest heard the sound, he didn't get up, but just opened his eyes.

A black shadow floated over, bent down, put a grimace in front of the Taoist priest, and asked in a low voice: "Old man, are you alive or dead?"

Look at that ghost face, he is also an old ghost, wearing clothes from the Republic of China, like a beggar.

Could it be that he was really going to die, and even a lonely ghost would dare to tease him?
The ghost Taoist priest didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He opened his eyes and said, "I'm blinking, can't you see it? Can a dead person blink?"

"Hey, old man, aren't you afraid of ghosts?" The old ghost seemed very happy and grinned: "I am a ghost, are you afraid?"

"Why are you afraid? After I die, I will turn into a ghost. Why should I be afraid of you?" The ghost Taoist sat up, rubbed his eyes, and stretched.

The old ghost laughed and said: "Hahaha, that's interesting. Most living people are afraid of ghosts. You are the first one I have seen who is not afraid of ghosts!"

The ghost leader glared at this guy, took two steps to the side of the ship, and opened his pants to urinate.

The old ghost stood aside and said: "Hey, old man, it's wrong for you to pee like this..."

"Damn it, uncle, you still have to be particular about peeing!" The Ghost Taoist couldn't help laughing and scolding, and almost peed his pants.

It's not like peeing is a martial arts practice, but you also have to occupy a T-step, establish a portal or something?

"Of course there are rules. You should stay away from the side of the ship and stand in the middle of the ship to pee. If it's safer, it's best to squat down and use a urinal to pee!" the old ghost said seriously.

"Why are there so many details?" Ghost Master asked as he finished urinating and put away his clothes.

The old ghost grinned and said: "You don't know, many people pee like you on the boat in the middle of the night and are pushed down from behind by the water ghosts and drowned. There are also some water ghosts who reach out directly from the water and catch you. Go down. Hey, you met me tonight, you are lucky. If you met someone else, you would be shouting for help in the water right now!"

"Really? I'm so damn lucky to have met you." Ghost Road sighed, sat down at the stern of the boat, and lit a cigarette.

The old ghost also sat opposite and said, "I'm doing this for your own good. Don't believe me."

"I believe it." Ghost Taoist Master nodded.

Water ghosts do have this trick to harm people, but what kind of water ghosts can harm Lin Fengjiao?

"Hehehehe..." The old ghost scratched his head and smiled, and said: "I am a kind-hearted person. By the way, old man, you are looking sad and floating alone on the sea. Did you encounter something unhappy and want to die?" "

"I'm a little unhappy. I've also thought about seeking death, but I can't die. How about you help me?" Ghost Taoist Master said angrily.

The old ghost shook his head and said: "I don't harm others. I am a good ghost. I can't help you seek death. If I wanted to harm you, I would have pushed you down just now."

(End of this chapter)