Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2249
The Ghost Taoist Master sat down, but Li Tiezhu was still kneeling on the ground and did not dare to get up.

The ghosts and corpses above ignored Li Tiezhu and let him kneel.

The maid came forward to sift the wine and add bowls and chopsticks to the Ghost Taoist Master.

The thin old ghost looked at Taoist Ghost, raised his glass, and said, "I'm a guest from afar. You're welcome, old man. Let's have a drink first."

The ghost priest picked up the wine glass in front of him and felt something heavy in his hand, and he knew something was strange.But the Ghost Taoist Master was not embarrassed. He raised his neck and drank the wine in the glass, wiped his mouth and shouted: "Good wine, good wine!"

This wine is heavy, heavy, and slightly dark with a metallic sheen.

The skinny guy was Zhang Lie, and the tall, burly one in official uniform was the zombie Li Rou.

After being trained by Zhang Lie, Li Rou has developed spiritual wisdom. Apart from being unable to see the sun and speaking stiffly, she is almost no different from ordinary people.

Zhang Lie and Li Rou smiled slightly when they saw Taoist Ghost draining his glass of wine.It's just that Li Rou is a zombie, and her smile is stiff and a little scary.

"Old man, I heard that you are a fortune teller?" Zhang Lie asked calmly.

The ghost priest nodded and said, "That's right, I'm a fortune teller, and I earn my living with just one mouth."

Zhang Lie smiled and asked again: "I wonder how the old man's algorithm is. How real is he?"

"Haha, if you want to talk about real skills, they are all real skills! Fortune-telling and fortune-telling are all good at everything!" Ghost Taoist laughed, took a mouthful of food, and said: "It lasts 5000 years and [-] miles across. Calculate the east and west, and calculate all the secrets!"

Zhang Lie also laughed and said: "The old man is really good at bragging. Let's do it today while we drink and tell fortunes. You use your own fortune-telling skills to tell our fortunes. How do you like it?"

"Okay, who will count first? What does it count for?" Ghost Taoist Master asked,

Zhang Lie pouted at Li Rou opposite him and said, "Let my eldest brother do the math first and see what his fate is."

"Tell me your date of birth," said the Ghost Priest.

Zhang Lie nodded and told Li Rou's birthday.

The ghost Taoist priest pinched his fingers, did some calculations, and said with a smile: "His name is Li Rou, he is an official of the fifth rank, he has six aunts and wives, seven sons and five daughters, right?"

"I'm afraid you got it from inquiring, right? It's not a skill." Zhang Lie was a little surprised and shook his head.

"Then let me show you your face. Your name is Zhang Lie. You are a man and a woman. They have no official or position, and you are a private school teacher, right?" Ghost Taoist Master looked at Zhang Lie and said.

Zhang Lie was surprised, stood up slowly, and asked: "Old man, your eyes are very poisonous. I'm afraid you are not as simple as an old fortune teller, right?"

"But I'm just a fortune teller. It's absolutely true." The Ghost Taoist laughed and said, "However, sometimes I also do some business of catching ghosts and zombies, haha!"

"So that's it?" Zhang Lie calmed down, sat down again, and asked, "Then the old man tells others' fortunes, can he tell his own fate?"

"I have also calculated for myself that tonight will be auspicious and there are no taboos." Ghost Taoist Master said.

"Then do the math, what was the bowl of wine you drank just now?" Zhang Lie asked calmly.

The Ghost Taoist smiled and said, "It's mercury."

When the ghost priest put the glass of wine just now in his hand, he knew the tricks in it, but he didn't point it out.Later, Ding Ermiao, who just went down the mountain and was still a little experienced, could see that in Suolongtan, the water ghosts were doing tricks in the wine.

"You know it's mercury, but you still drink it? Is it really indestructible?" Zhang Lie frowned and looked at Taoist Ghost repeatedly.

Zhang Lie watched the ghost Taoist Master drink the glass of wine just now.

Mercury penetrates the intestines and can cause immediate death. Zhang Lie doesn't understand why Taoist Ghost is unharmed after drinking such a large glass of mercury.
The Ghost Master remained calm and said calmly: "When I was young, I met a juggler in the rivers and lakes, and I learned the skill of not getting drunk after a thousand cups. Not to mention mercury, it was crane crown red plus arsenic. I You can also drink three bowls!"

Zhang Lie's expression changed. He waved to the maid and shouted: "Maid, bring the wine. Then bring all the wine in our wine cellar and give this old man enough to drink!"

The maid agreed and turned around.

The Ghost Taoist Master sneered slightly and waited quietly.

At this time, Li Tiezhu, who was kneeling on the ground, couldn't help it. He also knew that something was wrong. He kowtowed twice and shouted: "Ancestor, there is nothing wrong here. I will go back first, okay?"

The Ghost Taoist Master sneered and said, "Tiezhu, you don't want your ancestor's silver ingot anymore?"

If Li Tiezhu leaves alone now, he will definitely die, so the ghost Taoist priest cannot get out of the way.

"This..." Li Tiezhu was embarrassed and raised his head to peek at the ghost corpse above.

Zhang Lie smiled and said: "The old fortune teller is right, Tie Zhu, don't leave yet. I will naturally give you a silver ingot later."

"Thank you, ancestors, thank you, ancestors!" Li Tiezhu was overjoyed and kept kowtowing.

Previously, he only hoped to get the silver ingot, but now he has received the promise. Li Tiezhu feels that the silver ingot is already in his pocket. The hard work tonight is worth it!

Now, while Li Tiezhu is waiting with peace of mind, he is thinking in his mind, with so much money in the future, should he marry as many concubines as his ancestors did?
The Ghost Taoist groomed his beard, the wind was light and the clouds were calm.

After a short while, the female ghost maid from before came out carrying a tray.

On the tray, there were three bowls of wine firmly placed.

Zhang Lie stood up again, pointed at the tray, and asked: "Old man, I don't have anything good in my humble house. I only have this little wine. I hope to save my face and have a good drink."

"It's easy to say, thank you for the hospitality." The ghost priest sat upright, took a bowl of wine, and drank it in one gulp.

Zhang Lie didn't even move his eyeballs, he stared fixedly at the ghost priest.

In an instant, the Ghost Taoist Master drank three large bowls of wine one after another, but his expression remained unchanged, as steady as a mountain.

"Good wine, good wine!" Ghost Taoist Master said with a smile as if he was still interested: "Host, do you have any other wine at home? This little bit is not enough to satisfy you!"

Zhang Lie winked at Li Rou, and the two brothers and sisters stood up and left the table together, walked in front of the Ghost Taoist Master, bowed to the ground, and said: "Sir, his Taoism is so powerful that he is unparalleled in the world, and we brothers are in awe of it. But we The two brothers hid here after their death simply because they wanted to continue their brotherly love, and they also hoped that the husband would be merciful and spare us, a pair of brothers who share weal and woe."

"What, you are all dead? Are you ghosts?" Li Tiezhu was taken aback and blurted out.

The ghost Taoist priest glared at Li Tiezhu and told him to stop talking.

Li Tiezhu couldn't figure out the situation and knelt on the ground and started shaking.

(End of this chapter)