Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2305 Mountain God (big chapter)
In the heavy snow, the old man kept talking and walked with the ghost Taoist priest.

The Ghost Taoist Master was carrying his own things and listening absentmindedly, occasionally humming or nodding.

The two of them walked very slowly, and it was getting dark before they arrived in front of the mountain temple out of breath.

The Ghost Taoist Master pushed open the door, put down his things, brought the small coal stove over, and leaned against the shrine to warm himself up.

The old man also came over and asked, "Brother, why do you live alone in this ruined temple?"

"I, like you, also come to see the Mountain God." Ghost Taoist Master lit a cigarette and said.

"Are you looking for the Mountain God to fulfill your wish?" the old man asked.

The Ghost Taoist shook his head and said: "You are wrong. I came to the Mountain God to settle accounts with him... I also passed by here three years ago. My family was very poor at the time and I couldn't think about it anymore. I was planning to commit suicide on the mountain here. But I don’t know why, I had already hanged myself, but when I woke up, I found myself lying in the mountain temple.”

"..." The old man was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself, isn't this what he just said?You pirated it in front of your face and didn’t change it?

"I was also surprised at the time. I thought to myself, probably the mountain god would not let me die. So I didn't die. I knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the mountain god and made a wish. I said, if the mountain god blesses me and makes me rich, I will Come and fulfill your wish in three years..."

The ghost Taoist priest continued and said angrily: "Damn it, who knew that three years have passed and I'm still a pauper! So, I came to settle accounts with this liar, the Mountain God. Since he didn't let me get rich, why didn't he let me die at that time? "

Hearing this, the old man hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Brother, you can't scold the gods. You didn't get rich, maybe because you didn't have good luck, or maybe you were dishonest. It's wrong to blame the mountain god."

"I have to scold him! Damn it, are my three heads knocked in vain?" Ghost Taoist Master is still angry.

"Brother, be careful of the gods blaming you and punishing you!" the old man said.

"I'm afraid of him. His statue is right here, and I pee on his head every day!" Ghost Taoist Master laughed.

The old man was so frightened that his face changed and he did not dare to speak anymore. He just chanted Amitabha.

In fact, the mountain god is not a Buddhist, and reciting Amitabha is really of no use.

The ghost Taoist master didn't want to expose it, but let's see what tricks the old man did.From the moment the old man appeared, Ghost Taoist Master knew his true identity, but he chose not to reveal it or fall out.It's a lonely day, and having this old ghost play with him is a dream for Taoist Ghost.

The sound of wind outside the door suddenly increased, chirping like a whistle, and the broken door of the mountain temple was also blown and squeaked.

The old man changed his color, looked at the broken door of the mountain temple, and said: "Isn't it because the mountain god heard what he said just now, and then the ghost appeared? It would be terrible if the mountain god blamed it!"

The ghost priest shook his head and said, "There are no ghosts in this place, let alone the mountain god. Look at this dilapidated temple, it's not as good as a latrine in someone's hometown. Which god would like to live here..."

"Bold!"

Suddenly there was a loud shout outside the door, and a majestic and rough voice said: "Who is talking nonsense in my mountain temple?"

The old man jumped up in fright, then fell to his knees and kowtowed to the door: "Master Mountain God, Master Mountain God forgive me, Master Mountain God, please forgive me..."

There was a snort outside the door, and a tall figure walked in, wearing a gold helmet and armor, holding a long-handled sword, followed by two boys.

The ghost Taoist priest didn't get up, and looked sideways, thinking to himself, this is not the mountain god. With this appearance, isn't it true that Guan Erye is here?

"Hey, you reckless old guy, were you scolding me just now?" The Mountain God pointed the long-handled sword at the Ghost Taoist Master and shouted loudly.

The sound was a little too loud, causing the snow on the roof to fall down along the holes in the roof.

The broadsword was also very big, and its head was like a door panel.Guan Erye's Qinglong Yanyue Sword is said to weigh 82 pounds, and this guy's sword seems to weigh more than that.

The Ghost Taoist Master was not nervous at all when he was under the knife, and said: "That's right, you bullshit mountain god is ineffective. If I don't scold you, who will I scold you?"

"It's ridiculous, why can't I work!" the Mountain God said angrily.

The ghost priest pulled out the nonsense just now, and said: "I also passed by here three years ago. At that time, my family was very poor. I couldn't think about it. I planned to commit suicide on the mountain here. But I don't know why, I have already hanged myself. After waking up, I found myself lying in the mountain temple... You said, since you didn't bless me to get rich, why did you save me?"

"Absurd, absurd! How unreasonable!" The Mountain God became even more furious and said:

"I saved your life three years ago because of my compassion. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. If you don't thank me, why are you complaining about me? You didn't get rich because of your fate. Since ancient times, the poor There is certainty, wealth and poverty are all predestined. Although I have magic power, I can help you change your destiny. But you are not sincere enough, so your destiny cannot be changed, understand?"

The ghost Taoist priest thought for a while and said: "I understand a little bit...but there is one thing I don't understand. Lord Mountain God, I made up the nonsense just now three years ago. Why do you take it seriously? I haven't been here before. Even though I've been here, you haven't saved me."

Playing with Ghost Taoist Master, these things are far different.

"Uh..." The Mountain God was stunned, then glared and said, "That's what you said yourself. How can I remember clearly what happened three years ago? In my place, incense was very popular three years ago, and there were many people burning incense every day. Make a wish, how can I remember so many things?"

The ghost Taoist laughed loudly and said: "You just lie to ghosts! Monsters, what are you trying to do by transforming into human beings and pretending to be gods and ghosts to deceive me? You want to plot against me, I'm afraid you're a little too young! Incense? You have a chicken feather incense? !”

The mountain god was shocked and took a step back involuntarily.

The two ghost boys couldn't help but be frightened. They had already appeared as ghosts, standing on the ground, fluttering.

The old man who was lying on the ground just now stopped pretending. He stood up, looked at the Ghost Taoist with a sinister look, and asked: "Old man, have you seen it a long time ago?"

The ghost priest snorted, and said proudly: "Once the old man opened his eyes, he went up to Qiongbi and down to Huangquan. Not to mention your little tricks, even the Nine Nether Hells, I can see clearly!"

The mountain god and the old man looked at each other and asked at the same time, "Who are you?"

"Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling descended to earth." Ghost Taoist Master said.

Now, Longhu Mountain has almost acquiesced to the ghost Taoist priest pretending to be Zhang Daoling and descending to the earth, so the ghost Taoist priest is not polite and says so everywhere.Now, I can't say that I am the Ghost Taoist Master of Maoshan Mountain, so I have to borrow the reputation of Longhu Mountain.

"Pretending to be a ghost, why didn't you tell me whether it was the Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun or the Jade Emperor who descended to earth?" said the Mountain God.

"The Jade Emperor has a lot of things to do, and he is still dealing with the remarriage case of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl recently. Erlang Shenma was bitten by the Roaring Sky Dog recently, and he is upset. I, the Heavenly Master Xianyun Yehe, will come down to earth whenever I want." Ghost Taoist Master said with a sneer.

The old man stared at the Ghost Taoist Master for a long time before he spoke and asked: "You are Zhang Daoling who has descended to earth, what are your abilities?"

"I can know the past and the future, I can subdue demons, I can catch ghosts, and I especially like to catch those old ghosts who hide their heads and show their tails, like you." Ghost Taoist Master said.

"Old ghost, you could have caught me beforehand!" The mountain god was furious and struck down with his knife.

The Taoist Ghost did not dodge, but still leaned on the base of the shrine.

The old man suddenly came over, blocked the mountain god, and said: "Wait a minute, don't be impatient, he's just an old man, let's understand it clearly. Are you afraid that it won't be too late for a fight?"

The mountain god angrily put away the knife and glared at the Ghost Taoist Master.

The ghost Taoist Master turned a blind eye and lit a cigarette to himself, showing contempt for the old ghosts in front of him.

The old man held back his breath, squatted down opposite the ghost priest, and separated a small stove from the ghost priest, and asked, "Brother, you said you can go to Qiongbi and fall to Huangquan, then you can see my past and future." ?"

"Of course I can see it!" Ghost Daoist snorted and said, "Your surname is Liu, and your father is the prime minister of a country, so you can be regarded as a child of an aristocratic family. It's a pity that after the Jingnan Change, your prosperity and wealth have disappeared." After you died, you hid in Lingshan County, right?"

The old man was shocked and looked at the ghost Taoist priest without saying a word.

The mountain god and the two boys were also stunned and speechless.

This old guy was none other than Old Ghost Liu from Lingshan County; that mountain god was the black-faced general who later fought against Ding Ermiao several times.

They were the ones who stole the jar.

This time, their goal was the other three jars buried on this mountain by Taoist Ghost.

The original plan was that Old Ghost Liu and General Blackface would come to test the Ghost Taoist Master, while another Old Ghost Scribe from Lingshan County would lead some ghost soldiers to steal the jar!
But Old Ghost Liu didn't expect that the other party would know everything about his past and recent activities.

But on his side, he still knew nothing about this old man. He only knew that this old man was not simple, and he might be a member of the Taoist sect.

"Why don't you say anything? Did I see it wrong?" Ghost Taoist Master sneered.

Old ghost Liu came to his senses, cupped his hands and said, "The old man is really a god, and I admire him endlessly. To be honest, what you said is correct."

"Then you still won't return my jar?" Ghost Taoist Master laughed.

Old Ghost Liu was even more frightened, but refused to admit his mistake, pretending to be confused: "What, what... a jar?"

"Hehe, you stole four of my jars in the Jianshan Island area, don't you want to admit it? Now, don't you want to steal my other jars?" said the ghost priest.

I really couldn't hide it any longer, Old Ghost Liu had no choice but to admit it, cupped his fists and said, "Don't dare to lie to my brother, the jars...we did take it. The main reason is my master, who is interested in these jars. Excuse me, brother, do you know about these jars?" Where did it come from?”

"I had to go through a lot of trouble to get these jars. If you steal them, they are of no use. Why don't you come back earlier, so that I don't have to do anything." Ghost Taoist Master said.

However, Old Ghost Liu was obsessed with the use of the jar and asked: "Brother, we will talk about returning the jar to you later. First, tell me, what is the secret in this jar?"

"Hey, actually, you all know the secret of the jar, otherwise, you wouldn't steal my jar. You ask me the secret of the jar, you just want to get a proof. That's right, the jar is used to open the gate of heaven. "The Taoist Ghost did not hide anything, and said: "But this method is not suitable for you ghosts to use, so if you ask for a jar, it will be of no use at all."

"It's a rare thing to live in, how can you say it's useless?" Liu Gui thought for a while and then asked: "Brother, you are a person with magical powers, how about we cooperate?"

"Cooperation? How to cooperate?" Ghost Daoist asked with a sidelong glance.

"You can go and settle down in Lingshan County and stay with us. Then, how about we all use the jar together and advance together and retreat together?" Old Ghost Liu said.

In fact, Old Ghost Liu did have a passion for talents and wanted to take Taoist Ghost under his command for his master.

"Of course cooperation is possible, but I don't want to settle in Lingshan County." Ghost Taoist Master said.

Old Ghost Liu was overjoyed and asked: "Brother, if you have any suggestions, you can tell us. We will discuss it and try our best to meet your requirements."

"Haha, my request is very simple." Ghost Taoist Master trimmed his beard and said: "Your master is unlikely to become a great person. How about this, you sellers seek glory and give your master to me for a letter of surrender, and then you How about following me around?"

As soon as the words fell, the black-faced general on the side had already slashed over with a knife, and went straight to the head of the ghost leader!
Tolerable or unbearable?
The black-faced general was really angry this time, so he slashed with his sword without hesitation.

The ghost Taoist sneered and suddenly disappeared in front of the shrine.

The black-faced general walked away with his sword, and was about to look for it, but he got kicked in the buttocks and fell forward.

"Little ghost head, your sword skills are very poor. No wonder you can't fight Zhu Di's soldiers." The ghost Taoist priest had already changed his position and stood behind the black-faced general and said.

Old Ghost Liu couldn't help it anymore and waved his hand: "Go ahead, take down this damn old man!"

There was a shout outside the door, and dozens of ghost soldiers rushed in, each holding a weapon and attacking the ghost Taoist Master.

The ghost Taoist leader moved faster than the ghost, sneered again, and disappeared.

"The old guy knows how to escape, everyone pay attention!" Old Ghost Liu hurriedly yelled knowing that he had encountered a strong opponent.

The black-faced general was also worried, holding a knife and searching in front and behind the mountain temple.

After searching for a long time, Old Ghost Liu and others found nothing.The Ghost Daoist just disappeared without a trace.

"Liu Tianshi, how could there be such an expert in the world? Could it be that Zhang Daoling really came down to earth?" The black-faced general also believed the words of the Taoist priest, and asked.

"It can't be Zhang Daoling who descended to earth..." Old Ghost Liu looked at the door and suddenly pointed: "There!"

The black-faced general rushed out with his knife in hand, but saw a black spot on the snow in front of him, slowly walking up the mountain.

"Chase!" The black-faced general shouted, bearing the brunt of the attack and chasing after the Ghost Taoist Master.

Old ghost Liu waved his hand and followed with dozens of ghost soldiers.

The ghost can fly and catch up in an instant.

The Ghost Taoist Master suddenly turned around and said with a smile: "You can't catch me. If you don't believe me, you can give it a try."

(End of this chapter)