Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2314 Ding Ermiao’s first love (5)

Now that Ding Ermiao has no magic weapon, he knows that it will be difficult to deal with this possessed ghost, so he has to let everyone tie up the crazy girl first.

The crazy girl was tied to a tree and kept screaming, with blood spurting out of her throat.

Ding Ermiao touched her throat, looked at the crowd around her, and said, "Find some big roosters and come over, find a few more. There are also fresh willow branches, cut them for me too!"

Old man Wang hurriedly asked people to prepare.

In the village, there is naturally no shortage of big roosters and willow branches, which are delivered in an instant.

Ding Ermiao took another kitchen knife and chopped off the rooster's head, letting the chicken blood spray on the crazy girl's body.

The chicken blood was indeed full of yang energy, and it neutralized the yin energy of the crazy girl, who immediately calmed down.

Ding Ermiao killed seven big roosters in one breath and poured all the chicken blood on the crazy girl's body and head.Now, the girl looks like a bloody person, and her true face is completely invisible.

At this time, the matchmaker Aunt Yexiang ran over panting and shouted from afar: "How is it? Are you okay?"

"What are you arguing about? Everything was going to be fine, but when you made a noise, the female ghost was so scared that she didn't come out again!" Ding Ermiao glared at Aunt Yexiang, and casually touched a few more wicker sticks.

As the saying goes, wicker sticks kill ghosts, and the more they hit, the smaller they get.Wicker also has a certain effect in warding off evil spirits and exorcising ghosts.Ding Ermiao now has no magic weapon, so she has to use local methods to drive away ghosts.

Lifting up the willow stick, Ding Ermiao slapped the crazy girl's body and shouted: "The evil obstacle, why don't you come out yet?"

The crazy girl's head drooped, as motionless as a dead person.

Aunt Yexiang was a little worried and asked, "Er Miao, if you do this, will something happen to this girl?"

"What can happen?" Ding Ermiao snorted and handed the wicker to Aunt Yexiang: "Take it, keep pumping, don't stop!"

Aunt Yexiang had no choice but to help Ding Ermiao, holding up a willow stick and gently beating the crazy girl's body.

Ding Ermiao went around to the crazy girl's back, pinched her fingers, and continued the previous steps to start the crazy girl's three or five sex sessions.

After tapping on the crazy girl's head, Ding Ermiao felt that it was almost done, so he took out a ghost-collecting talisman, put it on the crazy girl's head, and held it firmly with his hands.

Because Ding Ermiao knew that after a while, the possessed female ghost would come out of the crazy girl's threesome.This ghost-collecting talisman is pressed here, waiting for the rabbit, and setting up a net to wait.

Mr. and Mrs. Wang also felt sorry for their granddaughter and asked with tears in their eyes: "Little Taoist priest, when will... the things from my granddaughter come out?"

"It's coming, it's coming... You can't help here. You can take the big rooster that I just killed and clean it up, so we can go to the bar tonight." Ding Ermiao said.

At noon, Aunt Zhang's fake cock was half eaten by Aunt Yexiang. Ding Ermiao felt that it was not enough.

Now, there are seven fat roosters lying on the ground. To cook them, you need a big iron pot.Hey, catching ghosts is really a good business. Ding Ermiao decided that in the future, when going down the mountain to catch ghosts, regardless of whether it is necessary or not, he will first kill a few big roosters.In this way, you won’t have to worry about having nothing to eat.

How could Old Man Wang and his wife be in the mood to clean up the chickens on the ground?I had to ask someone to do it again.

Aunt Yexiang beat the crazy girl with a willow stick. After a long time, there was still no movement.

Ding Ermiao was also a little anxious, thinking to herself, should we use black dog blood?

Just as I was thinking this, an unlucky little black dog happened to pass by.Ding Ermiao pointed with her hand and shouted: "Quickly, catch that black dog and kill it for me. Just pour the black dog's blood on the patient!"

In those days, every household in the countryside had dogs, and it was almost overcrowded by dogs.So dogs at that time were not valuable, dogs were just dogs, lowly beasts.

Hearing that black dog blood was to be used, Old Man Wang hurriedly asked whose dog this was.

The dog owner was very generous and waved his hand: "Take it and use it. Just leave me a bowl of dog meat!"

As a result, a black dog was killed in Ding Ermiao's hands, contributing his dog's life to Ding Ermiao's ghost-catching career.

Gouxue took a small basin and held it in front of the crazy girl.

"Aunt Yexiang, hold the paper talisman for me and I'll do it." Ding Ermiao greeted.

Ye Laixiang was a little scared and said, "I don't have the strength, why are you asking me for help? Ask these men for help!"

"They can't, it's different from you. You eat a lot of food, and you have a strong yang energy. Moreover, you have done so many matchmakers and made so many couples perfect. You are a person of great merit. How can others compare you?" Can you get in? Come here quickly, hurry up!" Ding Ermiao said.

Aunt Yexiang had no choice but to step forward cautiously, take over Ding Ermiao's work, and hold down the paper charm.

Ding Ermiao smiled inwardly, picked up the dog's blood, and splashed it over.

Aunt Yexiang was standing next to the crazy girl. As you can imagine, she was as bloody as the crazy girl!

"Er Miao, you wicked devil, why did you splash on me!" Aunt Yexiang shouted with her eyes closed, but she didn't dare to let go and still held down the crazy girl's head.

"Hold on tight, don't talk nonsense!" Ding Ermiao dropped the blood basin, pinched his fingers, and slammed it on the crazy girl's chest: "Those who are facing a fight, all move forward in formation, break!"

"Ah..." The crazy girl trembled suddenly, raised her head and shouted, and then fainted again.

At the same time, Aunt Yexiang's hand suddenly moved, as if something was pushing against her.

Ding Ermiao was quick, freed up a hand, pressed it on Aunt Yexiang's hand, and said with a smile: "It's done, it's okay!"

After much effort and the blood of a dog and seven chickens, Ding Ermiao finally succeeded in catching the ghost.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Ding Ermiao collected the paper talisman, folded it, clamped it with red thread and copper coins, threw it into his pocket, and said to everyone: "I have captured the evil ghost. Everyone, do yourself a favor and send the patient home. Just let her take a bath and drink some hot water."

Everyone stepped forward, removed the rope from the crazy girl, and carried her home.

But the crazy girl didn't wake up, and everyone still didn't trust Ding Ermiao's craftsmanship, so they gathered around Ding Ermiao and asked questions.

But Ding Ermiao knew what was going on and said proudly: "Don't worry, I won't leave until the patient wakes up. Everyone, go help and clean up those roosters and a black dog so that you can have some wine in the evening."

In fact, Ding Ermiao had no intention of leaving.If you work hard to catch ghosts, you have to have dinner, right?You can't even get a meal, but you still want to catch a stupid ghost?
Taoist Priest Sanpian is an easy-going man. He provides medicine and medicines to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts in the Qiyun Mountain area without charging a lot of fees.Sometimes they charge three to five yuan, but the folks don’t have the money yet, so they have to keep accounts.But the people who keep the accounts are the villagers themselves. The Sanpoor Taoist Priest never keeps the accounts. He gives to everyone whatever they want, and he doesn't take the money if he doesn't.

But whether you have money or not, eating is always a must.

Because Taoist Priest Sanpian was philanthropic, he was deeply respected by the mountain people and had food to eat wherever he went.

Occasionally, the Sanpoor Taoist Priest would go to the city to catch ghosts. When he met a rich customer, he would make a huge sum of money and bring back eight thousand yuan to buy some items and materials needed for the Taoist temple, and also support Zhang Widow mother and daughter.

Because there was an example of the three poor Taoist priests before him, Ding Ermiao had caught a ghost at this moment, so it was hard for him to ask Old Man Wang for money.Since there was no money to take, Ding Ermiao had no choice but to plan this dinner.

The villagers were divided into several groups. One group talked with Ding Ermiao, one group helped take care of the crazy girl, and the other group went to prepare dinner.

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Ding Ermiao went to see the patient and found that the patient's complexion had improved a lot, his breathing was even, and everything was normal.

After another hour, the patient finally woke up and regained consciousness.

Old Man Wang and his wife were very grateful, and then they remembered to talk about the expenses, and said: "Little Taoist priest, we don't have much money at home. Tell your master that when the wheat is harvested tomorrow, we will give your master money again..." "

"It's okay, you can do whatever you want. But my master likes to eat chicken, so you can leave a roast chicken for me to take home at night." Ding Ermiao said.

"Absolutely, it's no problem to bring two." Old Man Wang said hurriedly.

In fact, considering Old Man Wang's family background, these two chickens are also problematic.Because of these seven big roosters, only one is his own, and the other six were bought from other families in the village.In those days, the mountains were not wealthy, and ordinary farmers did not raise many roosters in their homes.A rooster eats food but cannot lay eggs, so it is not worthwhile to raise it.

In the evening, when the food was ready, a table full of people sat at Old Man Wang's house.

Hongyu had already run back. As a little girl, she was naturally embarrassed to eat at someone else's house.

Ding Ermiao and the old and young men from Xiawang Village sat around, eating meat and drinking wine from big bowls, feeling very happy.

"Little Taoist priest, can you release the ghost you caught for us to see?" Someone asked during the dinner.

"Let her out to scare you! You can't let her go. I'm going to take her back and use the Samadhi True Fire to destroy her." Ding Ermiao glared and said, "This ghost's Taoism is more than a thousand years old. Fortunately, I am very capable. Otherwise, Your whole village will be in trouble!"

The table full of elderly men was stunned by Ding Ermiao.

It's already past nine o'clock in the evening.

Ding Ermiao said goodbye, carrying two roast chickens and a bottle of white wine, and staggered back to the Taoist temple on the mountain.The roast chicken and white wine were brought back to honor Master.

Aunt Yexiang also wanted to go home, so she could take a walk along the way, so she tugged on Ding Ermiao's clothes for nothing.

Because walking at night in the mountains is quite scary, Aunt Yexiang was a little scared, so she followed Ding Ermiao.

The bright moon is in the sky, and the wind is as good as the water.

Walking into the deep mountains, Ding Ermiao deliberately acted mischievously and deliberately talked about catching ghosts, saying anything scary.

Aunt Yexiang was so frightened that her legs became weak and her face turned pale.

"Ouch, there's a ghost ahead!" Ding Ermiao suddenly stopped and said in surprise.

With a whoosh, Aunt Yexiang hid behind Ding Ermiao, grabbed Ding Ermiao's shoulders with both hands, and asked tremblingly: "Where is it? Where is it?"

"It's so dazzling..." Ding Ermiao burped, shook off Aunt Yexiang, and continued walking forward.

"You little beheader, you're here to scare your aunt again, be careful I tell your master!" Aunt Yexiang reacted and couldn't help but cursed.

Ding Ermiao chuckled and thought to herself, my master only listens to Aunt Zhang, and your words may not bring about magic.

In the mountains of this area, Aunt Zhang is a beauty, but Aunt Yexiang's appearance is really something I cannot praise.

"Hey, Ermiao, people say your master and Aunt Zhang are unclean, do you know?" Ye Laixiang was bored and started gossiping.

"Do you believe what others say? They also say that you and my master are unclean." Ding Ermiao said angrily.

"I can't stand your master. He's so old and can't do anything." Aunt Yexiang laughed and said: "Er Miao, your Aunt Zhang told me that you want me to name Hongyu's in-laws. You Did you know?"

"Nonsense, Hongyu is so small, what are you talking about about your husband's family?" Ding Ermiao asked sideways.

"Little? Look at Hongyu, she's very familiar!" Aunt Yexiang smiled and said, "Er Miao, do you like Hongyu? Have you ever thought about marrying Hongyu as your wife?"

Ding Ermiao's heart moved, but he said: "What nonsense are you talking about, I take Hongyu as my younger sister."

"Sister? Hahaha, look, you and Hongyu are together every day, and it won't be long before someone is killed!" Aunt Yexiang laughed evilly.

"The more I talk about it, the more inexplicable it becomes. How could someone be killed? I protect Hongyu, how could anyone dare to harm her!?" Monk Ding Er, Miao Zhang Er, was confused.

The fork in the road ahead was reached, and Aunt Yexiang laughed like crazy and turned around, heading towards the village not far away.

Ding Ermiao continued to go up the mountain, the strength of the drink was rising and her steps staggered.

Not long after, Qiyunguan was right in front of us.

Ding Ermiao held the wine and vegetables in one hand, and took out the ghost collection charm in the other, and ran towards Qiyun Temple, shouting: "Master, Master, come out quickly, I caught an old ghost today, and I brought you wine and vegetables, it's so big!" Two fat chickens!"

This was Ding Ermiao's first time to catch ghosts independently, so he was very happy.

He felt that Master would definitely reward him.

But unexpectedly, when Ding Ermiao was so complacent, he tripped and fell to the ground with a plop.

The wine bottle shattered with the sound, and the fat chicken was thrown far away.

What's even worse is that the ghost collecting talisman was also thrown out, and the copper coins originally tied to it with red thread fell apart.

The copper coins were scattered, the paper charm was opened, and the female ghost inside floated out!
During the day, Ding Ermiao was exorcising ghosts under the sun, and the old and young men from Xiawang Village were watching and cheering, so the female ghost's cultivation was restricted and she did not dare to be too arrogant.Later, she was hit again and again by chicken blood, dog blood, and Ding Ermiao's talisman and finger tactics, and the female ghost's vitality was also severely damaged.

But it is different now.

It's night now, and the female ghost has recovered her cultivation after several hours of hibernation!
Before Ding Ermiao could get up, she saw a blur in front of her eyes and a bloody grimace in front of her nose!

"Niezhan, why did you run out?" Ding Ermiao was startled, and he clicked on it with his fingers.

The female ghost's shadow flashed and disappeared in front of Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao was about to get up when he suddenly found a long tongue wrapped around his back and strangling his neck!

"Dog Taoist priest, if you go against me, I will strangle you to death today!" The female ghost said viciously behind Ding Ermiao.

(End of this chapter)