Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2327 Ding Ermiao’s first love (18)

"Here?" The village chief took a look and saw that there was nothing special about that place.

Ding Ermiao nodded and said, "dig down and take a look."

The village chief hummed, picked up the shovel and started digging.

The men who farmed were all strong, and the village chief was also a good laborer. After a while, he dug a two-foot-deep hole in this piece of ground.

But as he dug, the village chief also felt that something was wrong. When the soil under the ground was turned up, it turned out to be dark!

Logically speaking, after the surface soil layer is excavated, there should be loess underneath, but here it is all black soil, and it is cold to get the soil!
The village chief stood in the pit, shivered and said, "No, brother, why is it so cold here?"

Ding Ermiao squatted down, looked at the upturned soil, and asked casually: "What's wrong?"

"It's definitely not right. Generally speaking, the soil that comes up from below is hot. You see those poets writing poems, they all talk about hot soil... But the soil here is obviously lower than the surface temperature, just like frozen soil. . It’s only autumn now, how come the soil dug up from the ground looks like a bird?” said the village chief.

It turns out that the village chief also knows poetry?Ding Ermiao couldn't help but smile and nodded: "It's indeed wrong. There's no need to dig here. If we dig any more, that guy will pop up."

"You mean, that ghost...is down here?" The village chief was startled and jumped out of the pit in a hurry.

"That's right, he is down there. It was you who broke the ground and destroyed the original arrangement above, so you can't suppress him." Ding Ermiao looked around and saw that there was no one around. He opened his pants and peed into the hole dug by the village chief. stand up.

Ding Ermiao is still a baby chicken, and the urine that comes out is also baby urine.

The village chief looked on and saw that the urine line fell into the pit, and white smoke suddenly appeared like urine on quicklime!

"Let you taste my boy's urine first..." Ding Ermiao laughed loudly, and like a naughty boy, he drew circles on the bottom of the pit with a urine line.

After peeing, Ding Ermiao was still a little unfinished.However, this thing is not tap water, so I still have to give up.

Influenced by Ding Ermiao, the village chief suddenly felt the urge to urinate and imitated Ding Ermiao to urinate in the pit.

But the village chief's urine could not produce the effect of Ding Ermiao. Although the big beads and small beads falling on the jade plate were like the Milky Way falling in the sky, the soil in the pit did not smoke.

"It's strange, why doesn't it make smoke when I urinate?" the village chief asked.

"Because I am a mage and you are not." Ding Ermiao straightened his clothes and said:
"Time is urgent. Don't piss the village chief. Go to the village quickly and collect some filth and women's obscene clothes. Call a dozen men, bring big shovels, and deliver them all! Do you know what filth is? It's dirty. The dirtier things are, the better. If that doesn’t work, just use the excrement from the latrine. You know, obscene clothes are women’s trousers! Prepare some rooster blood and black dog blood. The more the better!”

The village chief opened his mouth and widened his eyes: "Collecting women's obscene clothes? How can I say this? I am the village chief, others will say that I..."

"Ask your wife to tell you. Hurry up, without further ado. Once it gets dark and that thing comes out, I can't help it!" Ding Ermiao said.

The village chief stayed first, gritted his teeth, turned around and ran towards the village.

Ding Ermiao also ran to the village with the village chief and looked at the time. It was only two o'clock in the afternoon.After all, there is still enough time.

Because the ghosts down here can’t come out until night.Even if you get out, your cultivation will be limited.

The village chief ran into the village like a whirlwind, grabbed the man and whispered something.He was too embarrassed to tell the women, so he had to let the men inform their own women.

Many people gathered around, grabbing Ding Ermiao and asking about the bag growing on the ground.

Ding Ermiao took the opportunity to exaggerate and said: "There is a ghost in the pond in front, and it will come out after dark! Everyone listen to me, quickly pick up the manure, bring women's obscene clothes, and follow me to the pond to decorate it. Otherwise, something big will happen at night!"

"No way, the village chief Bao, is there a ghost in the pond?" The villagers were all talking, not quite believing Ding Ermiao's statement.

Ding Ermiao sneered and said, "Believe it or not, if you don't listen to me, I won't be able to save your entire village."

After some discussion, everyone finally took action.

The village chief ordered troops and sent out generals, and found ten people to carry dung. He also found a dozen people to dig holes with shovels, and arranged for some people to catch chickens and dogs for later use.

Ding Ermiao made some additions on the side and asked everyone to prepare other needed items.

Half an hour later, everyone set off in great numbers, following Ding Ermiao and the village chief.

The village chief's wife came next, carrying a bag in her hand, which contained several pieces of obscene clothing that she had finally collected.

Far away, before reaching the pond, everyone saw a layer of black mist floating in the pond.

The fog is very thin, and there are some traces from a distance, but it is invisible when you look up close.

When they arrived at the pond, Ding Ermiao asked everyone to put down their things and wait for orders.

First, Ding Ermiao identified 28 points around the hole dug by the village chief as the center, and then ordered everyone to dig holes at these 28 points.

Each point is about ten feet away from the center, forming a large circle that occupies almost half of the bottom of the pond.

Each hole was dug to a depth of three feet, which took a lot of time.

The pit was dug and everyone was sweating.

Ding Ermiao looked around. The black fog just now had been dispersed by the popularity.

"Pour the dung in, and pour a bucket into each pit. If it's not enough, use dirty clothes instead." Ding Ermiao directed everyone to work, saying: "After pouring it in, backfill it with soil, and then trample it firmly. The more eye-catching the better.”

The village chief immediately led everyone to arrange the things and put down the things they had brought.

Ding Ermiao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and added some manure and dirty clothes to the pit in the middle, filled it with soil and compacted it, and waved his hand: "That's it for the time being in the pond. Go back to the village and decorate it again."

Everyone felt a little more at ease and followed Ding Ermiao back to the village.

Ding Ermiao first started from the village chief's house and arranged around the raised earth bag.

According to Ding Ermiao's wishes, the village chief killed a black dog, carried a small bucket of dog blood, and followed Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao placed four copper coins around the earth bag, forming a square around the earth bag.

Then, in every copper coin's eye, another chopstick was nailed into Ding Ermiao's eyes.

Finally, Ding Ermiao used the cotton thread held in the soles of shoes, dipped it in black dog's blood, and arranged it on the four chopsticks.

The cotton thread first goes to the four sides to form a square, and finally it is tied diagonally to form a cross.In this way, it was as if there was a net covering the dirt bag.

(End of this chapter)