Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2389 Ding Ermiao’s first love (80)

Cai Shenpo's actions are a bit like a magician's routine.

Magicians like to perform a trick where they first show you an empty box and then cover it.When the box was opened later, wow, a beautiful woman appeared inside!

Grandma Cai didn't say anything, she just smiled at Ding Ermiao.

Then Goddess Cai exchanged three sticks of incense, bowed in front of the altar, and murmured some words.

All the pilgrims in the room were silent, watching Goddess Cai doing it.The great immortal is about to appear and communicate face to face with ordinary people. Thinking about it makes me excited!

"Original Tongtian issued decrees and set up puzzles to break through the barriers. Those who passed through the barriers were listed as immortals and went to the heaven to hold a holy meeting. The leader of the Golden Flower Church sat in the center, and the silver flower clouds and dragons lined up on both sides. Today, let's straighten the immortal hall and straighten out the world. Those who have thrones in the four major families all come to the heaven to discuss matters. The grass immortals who have no throne have just begun to practice Taoism, and the city gods have passed down the decree. There are one hundred thousand in the world, and today they are sorted out and reduced by [-]%. Each prefecture and state has its own number, and it has led more than a thousand troops. Fang Chengtang!”

Cai Shenpo's spell was very long, the longest spell Ding Ermiao had ever heard.

She was murmuring, then suddenly stepped aside, clasped her hands and faced the box and continued to read: "The patriarchs of all the families attended the meeting, and the leader responded by calling his name. He only reported the title but not the registration, so as not to confuse the world. Eight people came from Zhongnan Mountain, the leader The immortal Hu Qingyang. He has been cultivating for thousands of years and transformed into an immortal body. He has thousands of disciples all over the world... The holy meeting passed down this Taoist text, and the people who are destined will pass it on to the Dharma. The Tao fulfills the destiny of heaven and summons the good roots. If you are destined to see it, everyone will be destined to see it! The great immortal appears! "

Cai Shenpo dodged, and Ding Ermiao faced the wooden box on the altar.

The red cloth hanging on the wooden box swayed automatically in the absence of wind, as if the immortal was about to come out.

Ding Ermiao knew that the cat demon had arrived and was about to speak when she heard a high-pitched cough coming from the wooden box.

"Ahem!" The red cloth curtain on the wooden box fluttered, and the voice shouted: "The Great Immortal Tushan is here, please be quiet, be quiet!"

The pilgrims were stunned for a moment, and then they knelt down one by one, kowtowed to the god, and shouted: "The great immortal has appeared, the great immortal has blessed me!"

Tushan Daxian?Only Ding Ermiao sneered.Generally speaking, only the Fox Fairy is considered to be from the Tushan sect. How could a wild cat spirit pretend to be the Tushan Fox Fairy?
The pilgrims naturally didn't know what Tushan Daxian meant, so they just knelt down and kowtowed, making noises.

"Quiet, quiet!" The great immortal's voice came from the wooden box again.

Everyone knelt on the ground and became quiet.The timid pilgrims lowered their heads and did not dare to look at the altar; the bold pilgrims raised their heads slightly and peeked at the altar.

Ding Ermiao looked sideways and thought to himself, it seems that this goblin is not sincerely apologizing, so he must be prepared!

If it was an apology, it wouldn't be so pretentious!
Sure enough, in the wooden box on the throne, the great immortal continued: "Today, Maoshan disciple Ding Ermiao asked me to apologize to him for a trivial matter. Since Taoist Ding is here, I naturally have to apologize. Now, Everyone, watch out, I’m here to apologize!”

As soon as he finished speaking, the red curtain of the wooden box suddenly opened, and a big black and furry tail, like a long whip, whipped towards Ding Ermiao's head!

"Ah!" the pilgrims who were watching shouted, and they were so scared that they didn't dare to move.

Fortunately, Ding Ermiao was prepared, otherwise he would make a fool of himself on the spot!
Just as the big tail stretched out, Ding Ermiao pulled out his hands from his sleeves and shouted: "Lao Jun is riding a bull backwards, break it!"

Laojun riding an ox upside down is the name of a finger trick, which is specially used to deal with monsters.

Ding Ermiao pointed out a finger gesture, and then stepped aside.

With a bang, the big tail was hit by the finger, rolled back, and hit the gable wall of the wing, causing dust to fly everywhere.

"Fight, run away!" The pilgrims came to their senses, shouted, and rushed out of the wing room and into the backyard.

When the Maoshan disciples were fighting with the Immortal, these ordinary people naturally did not dare to watch.But everyone couldn't bear to look at it, so after rushing to the yard, they hid under the corner and stopped to look back.

But it was said that the cat demon missed a single hit, and Ding Ermiao quickly counterattacked. Only then did he know that he had met his nemesis.It meowed loudly in the shrine, causing a gust of wind to blow up the incense ashes on the altar table, and the room was filled with dust!
"Dead cat, trying to escape!" Ding Ermiao pulled out ten thousand choppers, braved the incense ashes, and slashed towards the shrine.

Goddess Cai was not a kind person, so she took out a black iron sword from nowhere and hit Ding Ermiao on the head.

In the mist of dust, Ding Ermiao saw a figure coming towards him. Without thinking, he turned around and kicked him behind.

"Ouch..." Cai Shenpo was kicked so hard by Ding Ermiao that she fell far away, threw away the iron sword in her hand, and screamed.

"Although I say good men don't fight with women, if you hit me, don't blame me for hitting you!" Ding Ermiao snorted and came to capture the cat demon with his sword.

"Meow..." The cat demon showed his true form, jumped out of the box, and rushed towards Ding Ermiao's head.

Ding Ermiao came to slash with his sword, but the cat demon turned around in the air and let him pass.

Then, there was a snap, and Ding Ermiao's back was hit by the cat's tail.

"Fuck you, you dare to hit me!" Ding Ermiao shivered in pain, took two steps forward and chopped down the shrine, then turned around and struck Yunheng Qinling, the tip of the sword drew a big circle.

The cat demon had just arrived at the second attack, seeing that Ding Ermiao's sword was powerful, he turned around in the air and jumped towards the beam.

"Where to go!" Ding Ermiao shouted, then he stood up and slashed towards the beam with his sword.

Wing rooms are generally not high, with a cornice of about two meters and beams of the same height.Ding Ermiao stretched out his arms, and he could reach the beams of the house.

The cat demon took a step slower this time and ducked away, but before the cat's tail could be retracted in time, it was struck by Ding Ermiao's sword and the tip of its tail fell off half a foot.

"Meow-" The cat demon screamed in pain, swam across the beam, and jumped out of the window.

This is the back window of the wing, which leads to the alley outside the yard.

It knew it was no match, so it had no choice but to run for its life.

Ding Ermiao was waiting for this opportunity. He immediately grabbed a handful of copper coins from the door of the wing and flew into the sky. He pointed his sword and said: "The world is infinite, and there are laws in the world. Cross copper coins, chop!"

In the wing room just now, Ding Ermiao couldn't activate the cross copper coin cone, otherwise, the cat demon would have been killed long ago.So Ding Ermiao braved the incense and ashes to fight hard in the wing, just to force the cat demon out.

But the cat demon thought that taking out the Cai family's yard would mean that he would be free to do whatever he wanted. Who knew that Ding Ermiao would have a killer move waiting for him.

At this time, none of the pilgrims left, they were all locked under the eaves to watch the fun.

Ding Ermiao's copper coins were scattered into the air, and there was a loud bang. The coins automatically formed into a dagger, suddenly plunged down, and flew straight out of the courtyard wall!

The dagger passed through the air with a faint red light.

"Meow..." A scream came from outside the courtyard wall, and then there was silence, and the rich smell of blood slowly dispersed.

(End of this chapter)