Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 360 The Master Li Qingdong

Amid the long laughter, the body of the statue swayed slightly on the shrine, and its mouth seemed to be opening and closing, as if the person speaking was the mountain statue!

Come on, rocks can talk. Could it be that he is another little god who has become a spirit?
Ding Ermiao wiped a cold sweat, pointed at the statue with the umbrella in his hand and said, "Are you talking to me?"

"Is there anyone else here?" The statue said: "Ding Ermiao, you entered the temple without worshiping, and you sat with your butt facing me, blaspheming the god. What crime should you be guilty of!?"

"As the saying goes, he who doesn't know is not guilty. Excuse me, where does the god live?" Ding Ermiao looked at the bottom of the statue while dealing with it.

There was a faint gap between the bottom of the statue and the shrine, and it was opening and closing slightly, as if someone was shaking the stone statue.

It seems that the shrine and the statue are not a whole, and the statue was put up later.

"Ahem... I am the Xiansheng True Monarch Erlang Guanjiangkou. I was passing by here today and happened to meet you breaking in."

"Er Lang Shen with three eyes?" Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and said: "I think you are Er Lang Shen's barking dog! You are pretending to be a god and playing ghosts, get out of here!"

Before he finished speaking, Ding Ermiao jumped up and kicked the stone statue with a back kick!

The stone statue hit Ding Ermiao's kick, and it even leaned back.But after all, the stone statue was heavy, so it just shook a little and then returned to its place.Then, an old voice was heard shouting: "No, no, no, don't kick the statue. If this stone falls, it will crush my old man to death!"

Ding Ermiao heard the sound and moved behind the stone statue. He stretched out his hand and pulled out the guy hiding behind.

"Are you an old liar?!" Ding Ermiao looked at the appearance of the man who invited him and couldn't help but smile and said: "Damn old man, you didn't expect to meet again so soon, did you?"

It turns out that the guy who pretended to be Erlang Yang Jian was the old man Li who tricked Ding Ermiao into eating at the "Dashan Public Toilet" the night before!

The back of Old Man Li's neck was pinched by Ding Ermiao, and he couldn't struggle out. He had to bend down and lower his head, shouting repeatedly: "Hey, hey... I have something to say, let go, let go...!"

"Let go? Haha..." Ding Ermiao laughed and said: "Old man, you can let me go, but tell me first, what are you hiding here sneakily in the middle of the night, what do you want to do?! Is it Wu Zhanzhan? Are you here?"

That day the old man called himself Xiao Ding, and Ding Ermiao suspected that he was under the instigation of Wu Zhanzhan.So now, Ding Ermiao also preconceivedly believed that this chance encounter in the mountain temple was also arranged by Wu Zhanzhan.

And when he first entered the temple gate, the old man had already noticed it, so he was playing hide and seek with him around the statue, and he was careless and didn't notice that he was also in the temple.

Old Man Li was like a big toad, waving his hands around under the control of Ding Ermiao, shouting: "What Wu Zhanzhan? I'm not familiar with her, but I will come when she asks me to come? How can I be an ordinary person with my status?" Can you be dispatched at will?!"

"Oh? Tell me your identity." Ding Ermiao said with a smile: "If you tell me your identity and you can scare me, I will let you go."

When he was pinching his neck and in a state of embarrassment, he still had the nerve to reveal his identity?It’s almost enough if you have an ID card!Ding Ermiao also thought this old man was quite funny.

"My identity is well-known all over the world..." Old Man Li said boldly:
"I am nicknamed the Divine Fortune Teller, and I am well-known throughout Shenzhen, Hong Kong and Macao. I am proficient in various Taoist magic, including fortune telling, fortune telling, fortune telling, marriage gossip, marriage initiation, catching ghosts and demons, inviting gods to exorcise ghosts, blood-clothed soul calling, and Qimen Dunjia. , Jumping God, Replacing the Dead, Playing with the Pen Fairy, Asking Meters, Interpreting Dreams, Testing Words..."

"Stop!" Ding Ermiao shouted: "Don't brag to me. You said you are a divine fortune teller. Then let me ask, what can you calculate? If you are not accurate, I will take away one of your goatees. Pull it out by the roots!"

"I...I've figured it out, don't be ridiculous!" Old Man Li took a breath, and under the control of Ding Ermiao, he said: "I've figured it out, you are a disciple of Maoshan, your life is poor, and you currently have no money. I am penniless, thirsty and cold, I have eaten one meal but not the next, right or wrong?!"

"Wu Zhanzhan told you, right?!" Ding Ermiao asked as he still did not let go.

"No, I figured it out myself. If I tell you a lie, I'll be struck by lightning!" Old Man Li shouted aggrievedly: "I figured it out. You've been in trouble recently, but it doesn't matter. At the critical moment, there will be experts who will come out to save you." you."

Uh..., Ding Ermiao slowly let go of his hand.The old man had sworn something poisonous, and it was probably not the information Wu Zhanzhan revealed to him.

"You figured out that I'm in trouble recently? What trouble am I in?" Ding Ermiao looked at Old Man Li and said, "Who is the expert who rescued me? Where is he?"

Old Man Li stood up straight, rubbed his neck that was pinched by Ding Ermiao with his hands, smiled, and said: "You don't have to eat now, and you have no friends. Isn't it difficult? Not only that, you also brought you Isn’t that a difficulty if my female companion is thrown into Wu Zhanzhan’s hands?”

"Who are you, and why do you know everything about me?" Ding Ermiao became more and more surprised.Chu Xiaoman fell into Wu Zhanzhan's hands. It happened just now. How did the old man know?
"I am a divine fortune teller, I know how to count!"

"..." Ding Ermiao was angry. After thinking for a while, he asked: "What about the master? Where is the master?"

"The master is me, Li Qingdong, haha." Old Man Li smiled shamelessly, stroking his long beard, and said: "I am the noble person in your destiny, and I can guarantee that everything will go well for you!"

"Your name is Li Qingdong? Are you my chosen master?" Ding Ermiao laughed, then glared and said: "Get out of here, I want to sleep now!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." , holding a cloth bag in his hand.

He must have placed this bag somewhere else beforehand.

Ding Ermiao had already sat down with his back to the shrine again. When he saw Li Qingdong walking in, he just looked sideways and said nothing.

Li Qingdong sat cross-legged opposite Ding Ermiao, opened his cloth bag, took out a candle as thick as a child's arm, lit it, and suddenly the ruined temple became bright.

Then, Li Qingdong took out a bottle of white wine from the bag, and then took out two oil paper bags wrapped in convenience bags. When he opened it, he found a roast chicken and two large pieces of cooked beef...

"Hehe..." Li Qingdong took out another teacup from his pocket, opened the liquor bottle, poured a glass of wine into the teacup, and then handed the rest to Ding Ermiao, saying: "Now I will let you eat and drink. , don’t suffer from hunger and cold, tell me, am I the one you’re destined for?!”

Ding Ermiao smelled the aroma of the wine and looked at the fat chicken and beef in front of her. She couldn't help but squirm her throat and said, "Master, you are indeed a master! Li Qingdong, you are my master!"

"Haha, let's eat and drink." Li Qingdong was very happy and said: "What does this little food and wine count? Wait until daybreak and watch me solve all your problems!"

(End of this chapter)