Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 496 Embarrassing Misunderstanding
"Ah...?" Wu Zhanzhan looked around the dark surroundings and frowned, "Is someone following you?"

Gu Qinglan nodded and said, "I'm serious. Several times when I turned around, I found movement in the grass behind me, as if there was someone hiding there."

"Who would follow us? Let me analyze it. We have no enemies here, so the person following us will most likely be a petty thief we met by chance."

Ding Ermiao chuckled, disapprovingly, and analyzed with no good intentions:

"The thieves follow us for two reasons. One is greed for money, and the other is... lust. Sister Lan and junior sister are both great beauties. There must be a thief who has taken a fancy to you and wants to snatch you up the mountain. , be Mrs. Yazhai! Hehe..."

"Hehe, hehe... is it so funny?" Wu Zhanzhan glared at Ding Ermiao and replied angrily.

"Of course it's funny! Junior sister, please listen to me and continue my analysis." Ding Ermiao pointed and said coherently:
"If it's greed for money, then these little thieves will definitely be scared to death after entering the tent and seeing the golden body of my Uncle Long; if it's Tu Se, the little thieves will definitely be scared when they meet Sister Lan and Junior Sister Sun Erniang. I was beaten all over the floor looking for my teeth. Isn't this funny?"

"It's not funny at all!" Wu Zhanzhan's eyes were shining in the dark night, and he said word by word: "Hurry back to the car and bring our suitcases over. Food, drink, and a change of clothes are all in them."

Ding Ermiao agreed and left.But after taking a few steps, he turned back again.

"What's wrong?" Wu Zhanzhan asked puzzledly.

"I'll stay here to protect the flowers. I'll call Li Qingdong to bring the box." Ding Ermiao looked around and said, "I also feel that something is wrong here. What if you and Sister Lan don't like it after I leave? I will regret it for the rest of my life if I suffer from the thief."

Wu Zhanzhan was angry and funny. He raised his leg and kicked Ding Ermiao on the flesh of the seat: "Go away, you don't have to worry about the loss."

"Don't worry, Ermiao." Gu Qinglan also came over, patted Ding Ermiao on the shoulder in an old-fashioned way, and said: "They are all old fritters who are used to traveling around the world. What tricks have you never seen before? A few petty thieves, probably not me. And Zhanzhan’s opponent.”

"Okay..." Ding Ermiao touched his nose angrily and said, "Then I'll leave first, and I'll go to the thieves' den to rescue you later. Alas, flower protector, your life is miserable!"

Walking back halfway up the mountain, Ding Ermiao kept an extra eye on her, paying attention to the movements around her as she walked.But the journey was uneventful and we didn't even meet a dog.

Back on the Iveco bus, Li Qingdong was fast asleep.Ding Ermiao packed some food and drink, stuffed them into the suitcase together, carried it on her shoulders and walked back, planning to go to the tent halfway up the mountain to have dinner with Gu Qinglan and Wu Zhanzhan.

It took an hour to come and go.

When it was still far away from the tent, Ding Ermiao turned off the headlight, slowed down, and leaned up quietly.I thought to myself, if there is a thief ambushing around here, if I capture him easily, in front of my junior sister and Gu Qinglan, wouldn't I be able to make a fool of myself again?
After walking for more than ten steps in the dark, I suddenly saw a sneaky figure flashing in the grass ahead.Ding Ermiao was overjoyed. It really took no effort at all this time!
So, Ding Ermiao gently put down the suitcase, took the headlamp in his hand, and quietly approached the black shadow.

The figure seemed to be hiding deliberately. He walked deep into the grass and squatted down.

"Hey, still want to hide?" Ding Ermiao sneered in his heart, and continued to approach.

When he was still five or six steps away from the black shadow, Ding Ermiao suddenly turned on the flashlight and shouted: "Don't move, I'm a police officer!"

"Ah...!" When the black figure heard the sound and saw the light, he let out a terrified scream, quickly stood up with his pants lifted, and shouted angrily: "Who is that person?!"

When Ding Ermiao heard this man's cry, his head suddenly became heavy and he almost dropped the flashlight on the ground.

This is not a thief at all, but Wu Zhanzhan.

"Junior sister, it's, it's me..." Ding Ermiao hurriedly turned off the light, and while sneaking back, he explained: "I thought it was a thief, but I didn't expect you to be here..."

An iron rope flew up from behind, making a whooshing sound, and then came Wu Zhanzhan's angry voice: "Ding Ermiao, you are looking for death! Don't run, I will kill you today!"

Hearing the sharp sound of the whip behind him, how could Ding Ermiao not dare to run?

He spread his legs and ran towards the lighted tent, shouting wildly: "Junior Sister, please have mercy, Sister Lan, please help, Senior Uncle, Senior Uncle Long, please help...!"

"What's wrong?" Gu Qinglan emerged from the tent and looked at Ding Ermiao in surprise and asked.

Ding Ermiao hid behind Gu Qinglan with a whoosh, and said pitifully: "Sister Lan, help me, my junior sister wants to kill me!"

While he was talking, Wu Zhanzhan had already chased after him, holding the impermanent rope in one hand and pointing at Ding Ermiao with the other: "Ding Ermiao, come out here!"

At this time, Ding Ermiao was hiding behind Gu Qinglan and standing at the entrance of the tent. Wu Zhanzhan was beyond reach and could not teach Ding Ermiao a lesson.

"If you don't come out, a man, if you can't say it, you won't come out!" Ding Ermiao poked out half of his face from behind Gu Qinglan and said with a smile: "Junior sister, I really didn't mean it. I can swear, If it was intentional, it would be a thunderbolt!”

Gu Qinglan looked left and right in confusion and asked, "Zhanzhan, what's going on?"

Wu Zhanzhan put away the impermanent rope angrily, stamped his feet, and walked towards the grass in the distance.She probably hadn't finished just now and wanted to continue now.

Ding Ermiao breathed a sigh of relief, turned around from behind Gu Qinglan, and smiled: "Thank you, Sister Lan, for saving my life. I will be a cow or a horse in the next life, hehe."

"What's going on? Are you all neurotic?" Gu Qinglan shook her head, speechless to the brothers and sisters.

Without much effort, Wu Zhanzhan finished his work and walked back to the tent again.

Ding Ermiao quickly got out of the way and went on the way just now to look for the suitcase he had left there.Behind him, Wu Zhanzhan and Gu Qinglan could vaguely be heard muttering.Ding Ermiao didn't need to listen to know that Wu Zhanzhan must be revealing his "obscene and evil deeds" to Gu Qinglan.

Walking to the distance, Ding Ermiao picked up the suitcase and was about to turn back when the light of the flashlight inadvertently swept a dozen steps ahead, a glowing thing in the grass.

"Who, get out of here!" Ding Ermiao put down his suitcase and walked over with a flashlight, already holding an umbrella in his hand, on guard.

There is indeed someone hiding in the grass!
Just when Ding Ermiao shouted loudly, the man ducked down and flew away down the mountain.

"Want to run? It's not that easy!" Ding Ermiao's body swayed and he was already chasing after him.

(End of this chapter)