Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 638 Innocent
"What? This... dress belongs to Sister Lan?" Ding Ermiao heard that it belonged to Zhuo Qinglan and couldn't help but take a second look in his hand.

I felt embarrassed and a little unclear.

When several people from the Tian family saw that Ding Ermiao had also been attacked, they couldn't help complaining and feeling very uneasy.

"What's going on?" Ji Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and laughed, saying:

"How did Sister Lan's obscene clothes end up in Ermiao's hands? Are you... a token of love?"

"Damn it, Xiaoxiao, how long has this been, and you're still joking?" Zhuo Qinglan's cheeks turned red with embarrassment. She snatched the underwear from Ding Ermiao's hand and turned around and entered the wing where she had just slept.

Ding Ermiao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly shouted: "Sister Lan, there are still some of your...several underpants on my bed."

"I'll get it later." Zhuo Qinglan replied weakly.

Ji Xiaoxiao then stopped laughing and said, "Er Miao, get dressed quickly, be careful of catching a cold."

Ding Ermiao nodded and was about to go back to the room to get dressed when he suddenly heard the wind whistling behind his head, as if something had hit him!
Fuck me, sneak attack me? !
Ding Ermiao squatted down on the ground holding his head. With a whoosh, a stone the size of a pigeon egg flew over Ding Ermiao's head.

"Xiaoxiao, hurry up and hide in the room, the monster has deployed a hidden weapon!" Ding Ermiao yelled for Ji Xiaoxiao to get away, while he stood up, holding the ten thousand people in his hands and stabbing them randomly.

Ji Xiaoxiao turned around and got into the room, shouting: "Then be careful!"

Seeing that something was wrong, everyone in the Tian family also hid in the main room together, leaving a gap in the back door, and a few eyes looked through the gap.

The pebbles in the sky flew faster and faster, more and more.They are not big in size, the big ones are like pigeon eggs and the small ones are like glass balls.But the person who threw the stones could not be seen.

Under the attack of raindrops of stones, Ding Ermiao dodged left and right, in a state of embarrassment.Suddenly there was a pain on the back of the right hand holding the sword, which had been hit by a stone.

With a clang, thousands of people fell to the ground.

"Damn it, uncle! You have the guts to show up and fight. How can you be considered a hero by throwing stones?" Ding Ermiao held her head, like a pheasant with a head but no cock, while jumping and dodging, while cursing like a shrew.

In fact, Ding Ermiao can avoid these stones, or he can use his methods to drive away the demon fox.The cross copper coin cone flew out, and the guardian was so frightened that the demon fox urinated and never dared to meet him again for the rest of his life.

The current state of embarrassment is just an act to make the demon fox relax its guard in the future.

"Aren't you the so-called Thousand-Armed Tathagata? You studied Taoism at the age of three and have been out of the mountain for eight years. Why can't you catch my stones with a thousand hands?" A man's voice in the air sneered sinisterly.

"Don't talk about those useless things. If you have the guts, come down and fight with Grandpa!" Ding Ermiao protected his head with one hand and pointed at the sky with the other and cursed: "If you don't dare to come down, you are just a coward!"

Before he finished speaking, pebbles flew continuously.Ding Ermiao was unable to parry and was hit continuously in the back of the head.Then, I felt a stream of heat pouring from the back of my head to the back of my neck.

"Ouch..." While screaming, Ding Ermiao touched it with her hand, and sure enough, she touched blood.

"Quick, quick, throw shit and urine at this shameless monster!" Ding Ermiao shouted: "This monster is afraid of dirt. If you splash it on him, he will reveal himself!"

But despite Ding Ermiao's yelling, how could the members of the Tian family dare to come out?

Ji Xiaoxiao and Sui Qinglan were naturally anxious when they heard Ding Ermiao yelling in the room.But because they had been told in advance, they also knew that Ding Ermiao was playing a trick, so they just pretended to agree, opened the door, and pretended to rush out to help.

But as soon as he opened the door, he was hit back by a rain of stones in the air.

The voice of the black-lined fox laughed in the air: "Two beauties, you are both very delicate. I can't bear to beat you, so just stay in the room and don't come out to cause trouble. Wait until I beat this thousand away. Arm Tathagata, I’ll come see you again for a drink and a chat.”

"Shameless, bastard, bastard!" Ding Ermiao yelled, picking up stones from the ground and shooting back into the air.

But there was no one in the sky, and Ding Ermiao's attack naturally had no direction. He just hit it randomly and without any plan.

"Call me shameless, in fact you are even more shameless!" In the air, the voice of the black thread fox was erratic, moving from side to side, saying:
"You bring two beautiful women with you. One moment you call them your apprentices, and the next you call the beauty with the oval face as Sister Lan. The little lady in red clothes calls you master now, and calls you Ermiao the next. The difference between you master and apprentice Is the relationship clean? I think these two beauties are not your apprentices, but your little ladies, right? Haha..."

Ding Ermiao pretended to be furious, jumped on her feet and yelled: "You fart, you are shameless! You are tarnishing the innocence between our master and disciple!"

Who knew that the stones on the ground were all round.During this jump, Ding Ermiao stepped on a few pebbles. Her feet slipped and she fell to the ground with a plop.

"Haha, innocent? If you are so innocent, why are your apprentice's underwear put on your head? I think you are even more shameless, hugging each other, being a groom every night, kissing this one, touching that one... "The black thread fox continued to laugh and said:

"How about this, Thousand-Armed Tathagata, you leave these two little ladies to me, and I will let you go today. I guess you are tired of playing with them after playing for so long. Can you lend them to me to play with?"

While speaking, there was another burst of stones, and they rushed like locusts, hitting Ding Ermiao's head full of bumps, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

The black-lined fox was talking obscenely outside, and the more he spoke, the more outrageous he became.

It's okay for Ji Xiaoxiao. Anyway, she and Ding Ermiao are husband and wife, so you can say whatever you want.But Sui Qinglan's face turned red and she wanted to tear the demon fox into pieces.I wanted to have an attack, but I was afraid of ruining my original plan.

In her eagerness, Tuo Qinglan had an idea, opened the door, and shouted to Ding Ermiao: "Master, the monsters are so advanced that we are no match. Why don't we go back to Zhongnan Mountain and ask the ancestor to take action and subdue this shameless monster?" !”

Now that the bitter meat plan has been developed to this point, the realistic effect has been achieved, and the troops can almost be withdrawn.If I don’t leave, I don’t know what nasty words this demon fox will say!

"Okay, I'll cover you, and everyone rush out. When I return to Zhongnan Mountain, I will get Master's Demon Mirror, and then I will come back to deal with this beast!" Ding Ermiao understood the retreat signal sent by Sui Qinglan, so he answered.

If he doesn't leave, Ding Ermiao is also worried that he won't be able to bear it anymore and will kill the demon fox with a handful of copper coins.

Sui Qinglan and Ji Xiaoxiao agreed, each took out a washbasin from the room and put it on their heads, then rushed into Ding Ermiao's room despite the rain of stones, grabbed Ding Ermiao's backpack containing the magic weapon, and followed Together with Ding Ermiao, they passed through the main room of Lao Tian's house and fled.

As for other luggage and a change of clothes, I don't want it.

Ding Ermiao was wearing underpants and barefoot, slashing at the back with Ten Thousand Slashes.Ji Xiaoxiao and Sui Qinglan panicked and ran ahead.

"Hahaha..." the voice of the black-lined fox laughed from behind, saying: "Thousand-armed Tathagata is nothing more than this!"

Amid the laughter, pebbles kept flying in hot pursuit.

(End of this chapter)