Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 752 The visitor is a guest

"Wait!" Ding Ermiao suddenly glanced at the group of ghosts and said slowly:

"If anyone dares to sneak away, don't blame me for being ruthless. Even to the ends of the world, my ghost-chasing talisman will not let you go. Do you understand?"

"We are waiting for the corpses here, and we will never dare to run away. Please don't worry, Archmage." Ai Xiang said respectfully.

"Very well, let's go, go back quickly!"

Ding Ermiao waved his hand, and half of the ghosts in the house floated out, while the other half stayed, busy decorating the new house.

I could only hear the whole Fengmen Village being noisy.

Those ghosts who were looking for things were like ghosts entering the village, searching from house to house, and then using their ghost power to bring back some of the tables, chairs and benches they found.

Most of those who stayed were female ghosts, many of whom were clever and clever.

Among the items Ji Xiaoxiao purchased were bright red door pairs and scissors.A female ghost came over, opened and closed the scissors, cut out dozens of red double happiness pictures, and glued them all over the room.

Ji Xiaoxiao also bought several pairs of foldable red lanterns.But this kind of lantern is used on the top of the incandescent bulb, and there is no place to put a candle.

Fortunately, the more people there are, the more power there is, and the more ghosts there are, the more ideas there will be.A few old ghosts worked together, opened the lantern, added a beam inside, and then tied the candle to the beam with silk thread.

The candles were lit and the red lanterns were hung high. Suddenly, the atmosphere was festive.

In a short time, all the remaining tables, chairs and benches in Fengmen Village were collected.But the quantity was still not enough, so a few old ghosts went out again, removed door panels from several houses to make tabletops, and set up banquets on them.

There are many foods purchased this time, most of which are packaged foods, including half and half meat and vegetables, as well as peanuts, broad bean curds and other snacks.All of a sudden, a dazzling array of items were put on the table, and all the ghosts were beaming.

The two boxes of wine were also opened. Ding Ermiao kept two bottles and distributed the rest to the ghosts.

Just as he was about to start eating, Daomadan Aixiang suddenly stood up and said with a smile: "Master, it seems that you are missing a wedding couplet!"

Ding Ermiao was startled, and then laughed dumbly.What is such a big event like getting married without a couplet?
The old ghost Chai Yugui rolled up his sleeves and volunteered: "I would like to report to the Great Master. I am a fifth-ranking official in the former Qing Dynasty. I can barely write with calligraphy. My original intention is to inscribe the wedding couplet for the Great Master and his wife."

"Were you still the prefect during your lifetime...? Well, let me ask you to write a couplet." Ding Ermiao nodded and said.

In fact, Ding Ermiao's own calligraphy is also very impressive, but the old ghost said that it is not easy to discredit him.After all, tonight is my night of flowers and candles, and the purpose is to celebrate.

After that, Ding Ermiao opened his backpack and took out the brush and ink.

The old ghost Chai Yugui came forward, cut the red paper on the square table, dipped it in ink, and started writing.

But at this moment, the group of ghosts below made a noise, stood up one after another, and shouted to Ding Ermiao: "Master, someone has broken into the village!"

How could anyone enter the village so late?
Ding Ermiao was also stunned, listening carefully, and sure enough, there were footsteps approaching here.

The clever Ai Xiang had already floated out in a flash. After taking a look, she floated back and whispered: "It's a young man... quite handsome."

"You are invisible for now, wait until I go out and take a look." Ding Ermiao was surprised and was about to go out.

But just as Ding Ermiao moved, someone's loud laughter came from outside the door.

The man said: "Brother Ding is very happy. I'm here to ask for a wedding drink. I wonder if I'm welcome?"

Qin Wenjun?
Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao looked at each other, even more surprised.How did this guy get into Fengmen Village in such a dark way?

But the visitor was a visitor. Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao were confused for a moment, and said at the same time: "Is it Boss Qin? Welcome!"

"Hahaha, it's better to come early than to come early. I didn't expect that I would catch up with this wedding dinner." Amid laughter, Qin Wenjun strode in with a big backpack on his back, and raised his hands to Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao:
"Brother Ding, Mrs. Ding, I congratulate you both on your wedding. I wish you a happy marriage and may you be blessed by the gods!"

The visitor was a guest, so Ding Ermiao naturally greeted him with a smile and said with a smile: "Why is Boss Qin here too? This is a ghost village, so most people should be careful."

This Qin Wenjun had been following Ding Ermiao and others along the road, secretly trying to figure out Ding Ermiao's Taoism, but Ding Ermiao didn't know it.

Sure enough, his more than 100 years of experience and his previous experience in the world were not concealed. His disguise and tracking skills actually deceived the eyes of Ding Ermiao and Gu Qinglan.

When Ji Xiaoxiao was shopping in the morning, Qin Wenjun pretended to be an old man and eavesdropped on her conversation with the store owner.Therefore, I also came to Fengmen Village at this time.

"Brother Ding, have you forgotten? After all, I have also been to the underworld. What kind of ghosts have I never seen?" Qin Wenjun chuckled and said, "However, I still have to thank Brother Ding for his concern."

Ji Xiaoxiao nodded, pointed at the square table and said with a smile: "Now that you've come, let's make peace with it. If you don't mind being shabby, please invite Boss Qin to sit down and have a wedding drink."

"It is a lifetime honor to attend the wedding of Brother Ding and Mrs. Ding!" Qin Wenjun congratulated again, then pushed the old ghost Chai Yugui aside and said: "Brother Ding, if you don't mind it, I am willing to write and inscribe a wedding couplet for the two of you. .”

Chai Yugui was immediately dumbfounded. Unexpectedly, there were still business snatchers!
But in front of Ding Ermiao, Chai Yugui dared not speak out.

Ding Ermiao also smiled, pointed at the pen and ink on the table, and said: "Then there is Boss Lao Qin, please."

"Okay, let's see Boss Qin's calligraphy." Ji Xiaoxiao also nodded in thanks.

People write couplets better than ghosts.

Qin Wenjun's painting skills were both seen by Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao last time. The bearded Taoist on the fan was painted very vividly. His calligraphy must also be good.

Without diamonds, he wouldn't be able to do this porcelain job.

"Okay, little brother is making a fool of himself!"

Qin Wenjun picked up the brush and dipped it in ink again. He moved the brush in one breath and wrote a seven-character couplet.

Ding Ermiao, Ji Xiaoxiao, and the old ghosts who were literate all came over to take a look.

On the red couplet paper, there is a piece of running script, which is strong and powerful.The first couplet: "The poem is full of joy and three lines"; the second couplet: "The music is played in the second chapter of the South Chapter 1".

Ding Ermiao looked at it twice and couldn't understand it for a moment.Ji Xiaoxiao also put a lot of thought into it and half understood it.

"This couplet of yours is nonsense, right? It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense!" Chai Yugui, an old ghost, frowned and pointed at the couplet.

Qin Wenjun snorted, looked at Chai Yugui and said, "Wait until I explain it to you, old ghost. You know the four joys of life, right?"

"I know, after a long drought comes sweet rain, and meeting an old friend in a foreign land. On the night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, when the gold medal is named," the old ghost Chai Yugui replied.

"Isn't that right? There are three lines of joy in the first line of the poem, and it's the third line, the night of flowers and candles in the wedding room." Qin Wenjun smiled slightly and said:
"The second couplet, the music plays Ernan, refers to "Zhou Nan" and "Zhao Nan" in the Book of Songs. Chapter 1 is "Tao Yao", and in Tao Yao it is written, "Peach's Yao Yao, burning its flowers, its son" When he returns home, he should live in his own home. Isn't it wrong to use it as a wedding couplet?"

Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao looked at each other and couldn't help but say thank you together: "Boss Qin is so talented!"

The old ghost Chai Yugui was stunned for a moment, and then bowed in admiration and retreated.

A few smart guys picked up the wedding couplet and posted it on the door.Then Ding Ermiao waved his hand and the wedding banquet began.

Three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

Qin Wenjun picked up the wine glass, smiled at Ding Ermiao, and said, "Brother Ding, when you were catching ghosts earlier, did you catch a fat ghost?"

(End of this chapter)