Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 81

"Brother Ermiao, you don't care about me, I do," Li Weinian said with a smile: "You see, I am poor enough. If you don't want the gold and silver yourself, just give it to me."

Looking at Li Weinian's smiling face, Ding Ermiao was itching with hatred. You just want me to take action. To put it bluntly, you are smart and want to follow Wan Shugao's shameless approach.

"You are rare in gold and silver, right? Okay." Ding Ermiao also said with a smile: "Come on, come on, I will teach you a way to turn stones into gold, and let you turn the earth into a golden ball. I guarantee that you will not spend any money in this life. over."

"..." Li Weinian's Achilles' heel was hit by Ding Ermiao, and he was immediately speechless.After a long while, he said with a mournful face: "Brother Ermiao, I don't want the gold or silver anymore. I just ask you to accompany me to retrieve Tang Zhiyuan's bones."

Ding Ermiao dragged Li Weinian for a few steps, and with a bad smile, asked in a low voice: "Hey, that Tang Zhiyuan seems to be your love rival. Are you sure you want to retrieve his bones?"

Li Weinian smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Brother Ermiao, where did you go? I regard Luzhu as my younger sister."

"Okay then, alas..." Ding Ermiao turned around and said to Luzhu: "Well, you might as well give me eight hundred of the ghost pills you gave to Li Weinian last night. For this business, I Just take it."

Shuan Zhu opened his mouth and said, "Eight hundred thousand pills?! Mr. Ding, you really dare to put up a price. It will take at least three years of my sister's cultivation to refine that ghost pill. I have been with my sister for more than 100 years. I saw her practicing this time for Brother Li. Qianer [-]... I'm afraid that when the end of the world comes, my sister won't be able to practice so much."

"Oh...? Then forget it." Ding Ermiao suddenly became interested and asked Luzhu:

"I just don't understand, Miss Luzhu, why do you treat Li Weinian so favorably? You are willing to give away such a precious ghost pill, and you recognize your brother. Is this just because you want to become a relative and let Li Weinian work for you?"

This doubt has been lingering in Ding Ermiao's heart.Logically speaking, Luzhu could ask himself directly for this matter, so why should Li Weinian be involved?How could he, an ordinary person with no magic power, be better at catching ghosts than a Maoshan disciple like himself?

Luzhu pondered for a moment and said in a low voice: "Although the Li family brother is not good at words and a little less literary and elegant, he is fierce and iron-hearted, fist-fisting and heartless, and chivalrous and courageous. He is very similar to Zhiyuan. Therefore, Luzhu feels close to him, so I worship him." As my brother. Please don’t be suspicious, Mr. Ding.”

Iron bones?Fist with bare heart?Chivalrous and courageous?Ding Ermiao looked at Li Weinian again, not seeing his bones, heart, liver and gallbladder, only his face with a silly smile on it.

In short, something was wrong, but Ding Ermiao couldn't grasp the key point.

He nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, I will help you with this matter once and for all! However..., there are two ghosts who have been to the construction site of Qinshui Homestead. I was temporarily I have no clue. You are a wise man, please check it out for me and find out where the female ghost who made Li Weinian suffer the cold came from."

"I will pay attention to this matter. As soon as there is news, I will ask Shuanzhu to inform Mr. Ding. Judging from the cold that the Li family brother has suffered, the female ghost is very difficult to deal with, and Mr. Ding needs to be careful. "

Luzhu said: "But don't worry too much. Shuanzhu has been at the Qishui Home construction site almost every day recently. If the female ghost wants to harm people, Shuanzhu will warn everyone in advance."

"Okay, in that case, let's take our leave." Ding Ermiao stretched out his hand towards the tie-down post: "Bring it here!"

Shuanzhu curled his lips and reluctantly walked to the backyard. Not long after, he came back from the backyard and handed two palm-sized paper figures into Ding Ermiao's hands.

The souls of security guards Xiao Yuan and Xiao Du are locked on this paper man.

Ding Ermiao folded the paper figure in half, then folded it in half again, then suddenly raised his head and stared at Shuanzhu: "There's more!"

Shuan Zhu chuckled, and two fluorescent lights flew out of his palms, landing on the paper figurine in Ding Ermiao's hand, and said: "Mr. Ding really has some skills, knowing that I have captured their souls, hehe... "

Ding Ermiao snorted, put the paper man into his pocket, and stood with his hands behind his back.

"Shuanzhu can't mess around, and you should have more respect for Mr. Ding from now on." Luzhu scolded Shuanzhu, and then said to Li Weinian: "It's not good for humans and ghosts to live together for a long time. My little sister will see off my brother and Mr. Ding."

After saying that, Lu Zhu waved his hand, and the front door of the Ghost Mansion opened, and a mirror-like avenue spread out from the door.

"Brother, just follow Mr. Ding and follow this road. Farewell, little sister, see you later." Luzhu bowed and saluted again.

Li Weinian hurriedly stretched out his hands to tell Lu Zhu not to be polite.This sister has too many polite things, which makes Li Weinian very embarrassed tonight, because he doesn't know how in the era when Lu Zhu was alive, how should a man return the favor to a woman, shake hands, hold fists?Or a hug?Or a military salute?

Ding Ermiao saw that Li Weinian had made a fool of himself, and then he smiled and cupped his hands at Lvzhu: "The mountains will remain green and the water will flow forever. We will see you in the future..."

Luzhu was about to return the gift when he saw that Ding Ermiao had turned around, grabbed Li Weinian's wrist with his left hand, stretched out the two fingers of his right hand together, pointed the way forward, and shouted: "Wuding opened the mountain, broke -!"

There was a popping sound, and the air around him stirred. Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian were no longer visible in the ghost mansion.He didn't even take the Mingjing Avenue opened by Luzhu, but directly broke through the wall of the Ghost Mansion and walked away with Li Weinian!

Luzhu was stunned and murmured: "Sure enough, he has magical powers. I hope he can help me and Zhiyuan."

"This guy is so disgusting!" Zhuan Zhu pointed forward and shouted, "Just leave, why are you breaking our courtyard wall?!"

Li Weinian didn't react at all, nor did he notice any movement under his feet. He just felt his eyes blurred and his head was dizzy, and he was already standing on the embankment of Wuyu River.

Two or three hundred meters ahead, there are two searchlights circling left and right. It is the construction site of the Waterfront Home Project!
Hearing Zhuanzhu's cry, Li Weinian shook his head vigorously and asked confusedly: "Yes, Brother Ermiao, just leave. Why did you break the wall of my sister Luzhu's ghost house?"

"Your sister is a ghost, but I am a ghost catching mage." Ding Ermiao said proudly: "A noble Maoshan disciple can only walk out of the ghost house by following the ghost's instructions. You think this is so shameless!"

As he spoke, Ding Ermiao tore off a piece of cloth from Li Weinian's lapel and bandaged his bloody left middle finger.

After collecting the little paper figurine just now, Ding Ermiao put his hands behind his back, scratched his fingertips with his nails, and secretly drew a Five Ding Mountain Talisman on the center of his right hand with blood. This would break the wall of Luzhu's ghost mansion. .However, it was difficult to control the force with my nails, and the wound was a bit bigger, and now the blood is flowing non-stop.

"Why did you shed so much blood?" Li Weinian was surprised, but later he came to his senses and asked: "Brother Ermiao, after bleeding so much, is it worthwhile to break the courtyard wall and come out to fight for face? Originally, We can come out straight.”

"You know nothing." Ding Ermiao wrapped his fingers, patted Li Weinian's shoulder, and said politely: "Master said, it is better to eat without meat than... not to show off!"

"Uh..." Li Weinian was speechless.He was not familiar with Confucius and wondered whether Confucius ever said this.

Seeing Li Weinian's dazed look, Ding Ermiao sighed in his heart.

Breaking through the wall to establish authority was not because he wanted to show off, but because Shuan Zhu and Lu Zhu treated Xiao Yuan, Xiao Du, Yang Debao and others a bit too much.As a disciple of Maoshan, what's the point of learning this method if I don't give them some color, give them a heads-up and punish them before they make mistakes?
If it were Master Qiu Sanpo here, he would have captured the two siblings on the spot, abandoned the Taoist practice, and handed them over to ghost messengers to take them to the underworld. Why would there be so much chatter?
Ding Ermiao turned around and looked around, then at the stars, determined the direction, sat cross-legged, chanted a few spells, tore the paper man he had just brought out into pieces, and threw it into the sky.

The gentle night wind blew these scraps of paper flying in the direction of the Affiliated Hospital of the Medical University, disappearing in an instant.

"Brother Ermiao, Xiao Yuan and Xiao Du, when will they wake up?" Li Weinian asked.

"Right away." Ding Ermiao stood up and patted the dirt on his butt.

Li Weinian hesitated for a while and then asked: "Brother Ermiao..., just now, in which direction was Luzhu's ghost house?"

"Why are you asking this?" Ding Ermiao asked, staring at Li Weinian's face.

Is this guy too infatuated?People like Tang Zhiyuan, not you.Even if you are somewhat similar to Tang Zhiyuan, you are just a substitute at best, used by others to get a sense of feeling.Chicken ribs on the food plate, extras on the stage.In Wan Shugao's words, spare tire.

"I want to see again..." Li Weinian lowered his head and said.

Ding Ermiao smiled, the underworld and the human world are not in the same time, space and dimension at all. Do you just want to see it?
After thinking about it, Ding Ermiao couldn't bear to hurt him too much, so she pointed at the sky randomly: "In that direction."

Believing it was true, Li Weinian hurriedly raised his head and looked in the direction of Ding Ermiao's finger.

But there is no ghost mansion and no green beads there, only the waning moon is like a hook and the dawn stars are few and far between...

(End of this chapter)