Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 900 Catch the Snake
Returning to the mountain city in the middle of the night, Ding Ermiao didn't bother anyone else, and went directly to the hotel with Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan, and rented two rooms to rest.

Early the next morning, Ding Ermiao called Li Weinian over to be the driver, and went straight to Renhe Lane, North Third Ring Road, to buy something from Lao Han.

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan, on the other hand, stayed in the hotel and continued to sleep.

A woman’s lack of sleep will seriously affect her appearance.

Old Han still has the same moral character, with a zombie face, dead fish eyes, and the clothes on his body are like a shroud, unchanged for thousands of years.

"Lifting the corpse again?" Ding Ermiao patted the big coffin.

Old Han was sleeping on the recliner behind the coffin. He tried his best to open his eyelids and said slowly:
"I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you were gone. Master Ding, what do you do for me?"

"You old man, the flesh of the coffin is not dead, how can I die?" Ding Ermiao pressed his hand on the coffin, sat down on the edge of the coffin, and said:

"Twenty pounds of cinnabar, half a pound of arsenic, do you have fresh snake gallbladder? If so, give me ten pairs, and then buy some copper coins, talismans..."

Old Han was a little surprised and asked, "Why do you need so many?"

Even though Old Han was well-informed and had been in this business all his life, he didn't know what Ding Ermiao wanted so much cinnabar for.

"Old man, you have to know the rules when doing business. Don't ask questions that you shouldn't ask! Are you as curious as a child weighing several pounds? Anyway, it's a lot of your money. Just get the goods." Ding Ermiao thumped fiercely. said the coffin board.

"Okay, okay, I don't ask, anyway, poisoning you to death has nothing to do with me," Old Han muttered, then turned and walked to the backyard to pick up the goods.

After a while, Lao Han came back with the goods, counted them one by one for Ding Ermiao, and said: "There is no snake gall, it is almost clear, go to the suburbs to catch it yourself."

"Where are there many venomous snakes?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"Little Dugang in the northern suburbs."

Ding Ermiao nodded and said: "Find a coffin maker to make me a round wooden basin out of dry camphor wood, one meter high and 1.2 meters in diameter. Is that okay?"

Finding a carpenter yourself may be a bit more troublesome.Lao Han sells coffins and knows many old carpenters. It should be more convenient to entrust him with the job.

This is called one guest and two hosts.

"...camphor wood, it may be difficult to get. Let's do this. You wait for my call." Old Han frowned and said.

"I'm waiting for urgent need. It must be done for me within three days!" Ding Ermiao said.

It is estimated that Wu Zhanzhan's things will be sent within three days, so Ding Ermiao urged Lao Han to hurry up so that the corpse whip can be completely recognized as soon as possible.

Because it takes time to identify the owner of a magical weapon, and there is only half a month until February [-]th.

"I'll try my best." Lao Han is always like this, and his answers are concise and powerful, without being wordy at all.

After paying, Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian left Laohan Coffin Shop, had lunch outside, shared a pound of liquor, and drove to Xiaodugang in the northern suburbs to catch snakes.

Worried about being investigated for drunk driving, Li Weinian bought seven or eight catties of apples and gnawed on them while driving to suppress the alcohol.

But he didn't expect that the northern suburbs that Old Han mentioned were almost the horizon of the mountain city.

Li Weinian stopped the car from time to time to inquire. Finally, after he wiped out all seven or eight kilograms of apples, he found out about Xiaodu Gang, a geomantic treasure in the area at the junction of Guang'an and Shancheng!
There is a group of high hills in front, no one is inhabited, the vegetation is ostentatious, and the birds are faint...

"Let me tell you, Mr. Han, is this the northern suburbs of the mountain city? Further north, we reach the southern suburbs of Chang'an City!"

Ding Ermiao jumped out of the car and complained: "If I had known better, I would have gone to Qiyun Mountain to catch snakes, but it's only this far!"

In fact, Chang'an City is still far away from here, Ding Ermiao exaggerated a little.

"Paralysis is far enough." Li Weinian also swore.

In front of women or female ghosts, Li Weinian usually wouldn't fart for a long time.

Even if he farts, his farts are quite normal, and even farts can reach the sky.But now it was just him and Ding Ermiao, so their words became rough.

This is probably also the style developed in the barracks.As a big man, you don’t even know how to use foul language. No matter how powerful you are, you will still be called Wei Jiu Qiansui.

The two locked the car and traveled lightly.

At this time, it is also in the afternoon, the weather is warm, and it is a good time to catch snakes.

On Xiaodugang, there are wild grass and wild trees growing everywhere, and it is difficult to distinguish the path.

Because it was early spring at this time, new grass had not yet grown on a large scale, so it looked full of weeds.

Occasionally, one or two wild flowers poke their heads out from the grass. They look particularly eye-catching and make people's eyes brighter. They are even more popular than Ji Xiaoxiao, Gu Qinglan and the female ghost Luzhu.

After walking a few steps, there was already thick grass in front of me.

"Brother Er Miao, let me borrow your sword!" Li Weinian stretched out his hand, and said with pride: "Brother, I will help you overcome obstacles and lead the way!"

In fact, Li Weinian owned a Longquan sword, which was Tang Zhiyuan's sword salvaged from Suolongtan.But that long sword is not easy to carry when going out.

Modern people go out with a sword, and if the police see it, they will take down the criminal in seconds.

Of course, the Tai Chi sword used by uncles and aunts to exercise does not count, it is not a murder weapon.

Unlike Ding Ermiao's Ten Thousand Killers, because the size is slightly smaller, it is just hidden in the umbrella handle and cannot be seen by others.

Ding Ermiao was drunk, and looked at Li Weinian with side eyes, and said: "My ten thousand people are not killed by hatchets. To cut through thorns and thorns, I don't need ten thousand people."

"Then how are we going to get there? Our pants will be torn." Li Weinian asked.

"Hahaha..." Ding Ermiao laughed loudly, took out the corpse-beating whip from his waist, and said: "Today I want you to see the big killer!"

Li Weinian's eyes lit up, he leaned forward and stroked the long whip: "This is that corpse whip?"

"That's right, when I whip it over, the sky will fall apart, and with a snap, a road of at least three feet will be torn open. Brother, just wait and see!"

With Li Weinian, there is no pressure to show off, so at this moment, Ding Ermiao is a young boy who is showing off, eager to show off his skills.

But just when Ding Ermiao raised his whip, Li Weinian suddenly hugged Ding Ermiao's arm.

"Hey, hey, brother Ermiao, wait a minute..." Li Weinian held Ding Ermiao's arm and said, "Have you ever caught a snake? I heard you said that the power of the corpse whip is so powerful. If you hit it with a whip, what will happen?" Dare a snake come out?"

Uh..., Ding Ermiao came to his senses, put away the corpse-beating whip again, pulled out the Thousand Thousand Cuts and handed it to Li Weinian, saying: "You should open the way."

Just after the sting of stings, snakes are not frightened. If a whip is pulled out, those poisonous snakes that have just woken up from hibernation will be frightened and shrink back into their holes.

Li Weinian took over Ten Thousand Cuts, first cut a five-foot-long branch and handed it to Ding Ermiao, then used his sword to clear the way, swung his sword upward, and cut off the thorns blocking the road.

(End of this chapter)