Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 920 Divide
Let’s not talk about Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan above, just Ding Ermiao.

After stumbling, Ding Ermiao fell into another space.

Standing firm and looking around, it turned out to be pitch black.

The dark wind howls, scraping bones and piercing intestines, making people feel chilly all over.

What was depressing was that the wind was so loud, but the breathing was not smooth, and the smell of rotten bones and coffin boards that entered his mouth and nose.

Remaining still, Ding Ermiao's eyes adapted to the darkness after a moment.

Searching hard, there was a light on the far left side, vaguely visible.

Ding Ermiao breathed evenly, slowly raised her feet and walked towards the bright light.

When he first entered the underworld, his feet were extremely heavy, and the backpack behind him was like a mountain, making Ding Ermiao's whole body sore.

After taking three or five steps, Ding Ermiao finally got used to it a little, and the speed of his feet also increased slightly.

There were ghosts crying and wailing in his ears, as well as noises and curses, but when Ding Ermiao opened his eyes wide, he could only see some vague shadows walking around.

But the speed of those ghosts was obviously much faster, almost the same as normal people walking on the ground.

"Damn it, the tiger fell flat and was bullied by the dog, and the real body went to hell, even these newly dead ghosts can't compare!" Ding Ermiao cursed in his heart and continued to move forward.

Suddenly, a ghost bumped into Ding Ermiao's body and yelled, "Oh, there is a living person here!"

This voice made the ghosts around him gather around, staring at Ding Ermiao and chattering.

"Hey, how did you get in?" asked a very old male ghost.

"Yes, young man, how did you get in? Where are you from? What's your name?" A beautiful female ghost stretched out her hand and touched Ding Ermiao's chin with a smirk on her face.

"I..." Ding Ermiao had an idea and suddenly sat on the ground and cried loudly, saying: "Where is this place? Why is it so dark that I can't see it? And you, who are you?"

The ghosts around laughed together and said: "We are not humans, we are all ghosts!"

"Ghost?" Ding Ermiao pretended to be surprised and cried: "Then this is the Hall of Hell? Am I already dead?"

The female ghost who had just teased Ding Ermiao knelt down in front of Ding Ermiao, holding a little phosphorus fire in her palm, looking at Ding Ermiao's face with the faint light, and said:
"Yan Luo Palace is still far away..., this is still beyond the gate of hell. You are not dead, you are still alive. But... you are going to die soon."

"Ah...? I'm going to die, wuwu..., then I'm finished, I'm not married yet and I'm asking for a wife..." Ding Ermiao held her head and cried, the more she cried, the more sad she became.

The ghosts all around surged over in a dark mass, surrounding Ding Ermiao on three levels inside and three levels outside.

"Be good, don't cry. You don't have a wife. Can I be your wife?" The female ghost just now put her arms around Ding Ermiao's neck and asked: "Do you think my sister is beautiful? I will be your wife. How do you like it?"

Ding Ermiao stared at the female ghost and looked at her. She was indeed very beautiful. She was almost as good as Mr. Fan on TV. She was just a little older, but she was also about Mr. Fan's age, in her 30s.

"Are you going to be my wife?" Ding Ermiao asked, pretending not to believe it.

"Yes, I will be your wife and sleep with you at night, okay?"

Ding Ermiao grinned: "Okay, okay, great! You will be my wife, cover me with a quilt at night, and give me milk..."

The ghosts around laughed together, pointed at Ding Ermiao and said, "Turns out he is an idiot!"

"Oh..., how do you know my name? Have you known me before?" Ding Ermiao raised his face and asked confused.

"Hahaha... so this guy's name is Stupid!" The ghosts around laughed.

"Yeah, I'm called Silly Dan. I've always been called Silly Dan." Ding Ermiao stared at the ghosts and asked angrily: "Is it so funny?"

The beautiful female ghost held back her laughter and said, "Brother silly, tell me, how did you get here?"

"Aren't you my wife? Then you should call me husband. Why do you call me brother?" Ding Ermiao curled his lips and asked.

The female ghost slapped her forehead: "Yes, yes... you are my husband, not my brother. I almost forgot! Idiot husband, tell me now how you got here, okay?"

"I..." Ding Ermiao thought for a while and said:

"I peeked at Widow Liu in the village taking a bath and climbed on the wall of her backyard. Who knew, I accidentally fell asleep. Then I turned over and fell down, and ended up here..."

The group of ghosts laughed wildly.

After a long time, the laughter finally stopped.

The beautiful female ghost and the old ghost looked at each other and nodded.

"Silly husband, I will be your wife now, okay?" The female ghost put her arms around Ding Ermiao's neck, kissed Ding Ermiao's forehead with her cold lips, and said, "You come with me. If this bastard stays here, we can be husband and wife!"

"Okay, okay, I'll go with you." Ding Ermiao stood up and said with a smile.

Suddenly, a ghost rushed forward, pushed the beautiful female ghost away, and said to Ding Ermiao:

"Idiot, this female ghost is lying to you. She wants to coax your soul out, and then let the old ghost resurrect you and go back to the world of peace!"

The speaker was also a male ghost, but he was very thin, with teeth sticking out far, and his lips were blood red.

"What does it have to do with you? You vampire, you are here to ruin my good deeds again!" The old ghost just now was furious and rushed over to fight with the thin ghost.

Ding Ermiao pretended not to understand anything and stood there in a daze.

"OK OK!"

The beautiful female ghost suddenly raised her hands and shouted, "Don't fight, listen to me!"

The vampire and the old ghost stopped and looked at the female ghost together.

The female ghost said: "Let's just divide this person between the three of us, and everyone will get some benefits."

"How?" asked the vampire.

"I first sucked this fool's Yuanyang, and the vampire sucked his blood, and then the old ghost possessed him and used the fool's body to smuggle him back. That's it, right?" The female ghost said: "Everyone gets what he gets, isn't it the best? good?"

"No, no!" The old ghost waved his hands angrily and said: "He has no Yuanyang and no blood. I borrowed his body and will be a useless person when he returns!"

The female ghost smiled and said: "Don't worry, old ghost, we will leave you some Yuanyang and blood. If you have the ability to go back and eat more good things, you will gradually make up for it!"

"That's right, that's right, haha..., I'll go first!"

The vampire laughed ferociously and pounced on him, opening his mouth wide and biting Ding Ermiao's neck.

"Come together!" The female ghost also laughed sinisterly, attacking from the lower third route, reaching out to pull Ding Ermiao's waistband.

(End of this chapter)