Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 965: Broken Arm
"So that's it? I thought the emperor had changed in the underworld." Wu Song looked at Ding Ermiao and nodded slightly without being polite.

So much so?Not even saying hello?Not even a polite word?
Ding Ermiao was already unhappy, so she nodded slightly, then sat down, leaving Wu Song on the spot.

After Ding Ermiao sat down, Wu Song's expression also changed, as if he was about to have a seizure.

When the stars come down from the sky, they are naturally superior to others.Furthermore, when Wu Song was alive, he was famous all over the world. How often had he been so neglected?

Seeing that something was wrong, Cui Yu hurriedly raised his fist towards Ding Ermiao and said, "Master Shangchai, Second Master Wu is a star from the sky, so he deserves a seat. Please give me a seat."

Then, Cui Yu clasped his fists at Wu Song again and said, "Please bear with me, Master Wu. This man is a high-ranking official in the human world and is not familiar with the procedures in the underworld."

Wu Song snorted and looked up at the ceiling of the hall with an arrogant expression.

"Give me a seat..., it's not a problem, but I need to verify my identity." Ding Ermiao slowly spoke on the dragon chair and said:
"As far as I know, Wu Dutou later surrendered to the imperial court. During the battle against Fang La, Bao Daoyi sacrificed a Taoist flying sword and cut off one of his arms. Why is the Wu Dutou in front of me... so good at hands and feet? ?”

Everyone called him Erye Wu, and Ding Ermiao originally planned to call him too, but seeing that Wu Song was too arrogant, he couldn't help being angry, so he just called him Wudutou.

Moreover, Ding Ermiao described the recruitment of Liangshan heroes as surrender, and deliberately emphasized the tone.In the end, Ding Ermiao continued to attack and told Wu Song that one of his arms was cut off by a Taoist flying sword in the main hall.

Saying this is also to highlight the power of Taoist magic.You, Wu Song, are awesome. Didn't you also take a Taoist knife and turn your body with good arms and legs into a cripple?
People respect me one foot, and I respect others one foot.You must show off, then don’t blame me for being rude!
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Wu Song was furious and shouted, holding his neck: "The way I look now is the true appearance of me when I was young. How could I show myself to others with a broken arm when I am a star from heaven? "

"Uh... so this is what Wudutou looked like when he was young. I'm offended." Ding Ermiao giggled and asked again:
"So, is this the true face of Wu Dutou before he killed his sister-in-law, or the true face of him after he killed his sister-in-law?"

"You...!" Wu Song's face turned red, he glanced at Pan Jinlian, then glared at Ding Ermiao, and said, "Before!"

Ding Ermiao nodded, suddenly slapped the imperial book case, and shouted at Pan Jinlian: "Pan Jinlian, do you know the person in this hall? Is it Wu Song who wants to sue?!"

Pan Jinlian raised her head, her eyes filled with resentment, and she stared at Wu Song for a century before she slowly said, "Even if he turned into ashes, I know him. He is the Wu Song I want to sue!"

Wu Song snorted, but continued to look up at the sky without looking at Pan Jinlian.

"Okay, since it's confirmed that Wu Dutou is here, then... let me give you a seat." Ding Ermiao just smiled and pouted at Cui Yu.

Cui Yu wiped away his cold sweat and hurriedly took the round stool where Ding Ermiao was sitting before and placed it behind Wu Song.

"Actually, Wudutou came down from the heavenly wounded star, and was destined to be disabled. Even if it is shown as a broken arm, there is nothing wrong with it." Ding Ermiao revealed the scar again and repaired it.

"Hmph!" Wu Song snorted heavily in his nose, shook his clothes, slowly sat down, then put his hands on his legs and looked at Ding Ermiao sideways.

"All the plaintiffs and defendants are here. Now, bring the first plaintiff, Mrs. Wang!" Ding Ermiao shook the mountains and rivers with his slap and shouted.

The iron chains rattled, and Wang Po, who had just been pulled out and slapped, was brought back again.

"Old, pig, dog..." The enemies were extremely jealous when they saw each other. Wu Song gritted his teeth and cursed.

Ding Ermiao patted Zhenshanhe and said, "Wang Po, since you are the plaintiff, you should speak first!"

Wang Po kowtowed and said, "I only coveted about ten taels of silver and a few bolts of cloth from Ximen Qing. But I was sentenced by the Dongping Mansion to be paraded on a wooden donkey through the streets and to be cut into pieces to death. I refuse to accept it!"

"Why don't you accept it?" Ding Ermiao shouted.

"The sentencing is inappropriate!" Wang Po said plausibly:
"Looking through all the laws of the Song Dynasty, the punishment of riding on a wooden donkey was only imposed on women who colluded to commit adultery or murder their husbands. Although I deserve to die, I cannot be punished like that."

Ding Ermiao nodded, it does make sense.

Wang Po was sentenced by Dongping Prefecture to ride on a wooden donkey through the streets, and was finally executed in Ling Chi.

Although this man was greedy, treacherous, and shameless, according to the laws of the time, he would not be insulted like that.

"You were sentenced to ride a wooden donkey and be humiliated in front of others. That is Dongping Prefecture's business. What does this have to do with Wu Song?" Ding Ermiao asked.

Wang Po turned around, looked at Wu Song, and said, "If he killed me on the spot, how could I die so miserably?"

Ding Ermiao couldn't help but smile. It turned out that Wang Po disliked her for dying too late.

"Wang Granny, when you were sentenced to the public display of the wooden donkey, Wu Song was already a prisoner. Therefore, Wu Song did not collude with anyone to make you suffer more. As for your complaint against Wu Song, he did not kill you on the spot, which is even more ridiculous. Wu Song What we want is human and physical evidence. We have all been killed. How will we prove it then? So you don’t have to worry about this matter. I will arrest Dongping Prefecture Yin and give you justice."

Ding Ermiao flew down a dharma dish and shouted: "Come on, tell me to send out the dish and arrest the governor of Dongping at that time."

Wu Song on the side listened, his expression finally softened a little, and said: "I still have some opinions, not too stupid."

"Thank you Wu Dutou for the compliment, hehe..." Ding Ermiao smiled and didn't take it seriously.

Cui Yu looked through the files and said: "The governor of Dongping Prefecture...Chen Wenzhao, this person has been reincarnated many times. He is currently in the earthly world and serves as the principal of a school somewhere in western Guangdong."

"Bring his soul here." Ding Ermiao said.

"Yes." Hei Wuchang agreed, disappeared instantly, and went to the human world to get someone.

Ding Ermiao shook the mountains and rivers with his slap, and shouted: "Take Ximen Qing."

After a while, Ximen Qing arrived.

"Ximen Qing knows I'm wrong, please forgive me..." Ximen Qing had just been dragged out, cut into dices, and made into rings. At this time, he no longer had any intention of complaining, so he just kowtowed.

"You villain, do you still remember the smell of Wu Erye's steel knife?" Wu Song glared at each other, yelling curses, his eyes almost burst into flames, burning Ximen Qing to ashes.

(End of this chapter)