Yin Yang Fu Mo Lu

Chapter 315 Hand over your wife!

Chapter 315 Hand over your wife!
Susu naturally knew what Zhang Tianci was saying, so she nodded slightly.

Because the actor ghost got into the coffin, neither Zhang Tianci nor Susu could see clearly.

Under Zhang Tianci's instruction, Susu quietly stood up, jumped onto the top of the tree, and observed condescendingly.

But at this time, the female corpse possessed by the ghost of the actor actually controlled the female corpse and stood up tremblingly from the coffin!

Worried about being discovered, Su Su slid down the tree and squatted beside Zhang Tianci.

"Ah...!" The opera ghost possessed the female corpse and suddenly started to sing. At the same time, he danced in the coffin and sang in a female voice: "A branch of beautiful dew is fragrant, and the clouds and rain in Wushan are in vain. I want to ask who in the Han Palace is like it, Poor Feiyan Yi Xinzhuang."

While he was singing, he was also waving the sleeves of the female corpse in a coquettish manner, which actually made the stiff female corpse appear somewhat charming!
Zhang Tianci and Su Su looked at each other. Isn't this guy's addiction to singing too great?

The female corpse was singing and spinning around in circles. She suddenly stopped and said in a male voice: "I am the Emperor Tang Ming. He does not love the country but his beauty and his concubine. The hot spring water is slippery. Quickly take off your clothes and go bathe with me!"

Su Su finally understood and whispered in Zhang Tianci's ear: "Cousin, this guy is pretending to be a man and a woman, and he is singing about Concubine Yang and Emperor Tang Ming..."

Zhang Tianci nodded slightly and asked Su Su to take another look.

Sure enough, the female corpse turned around in a circle, then changed to a female voice, raised her orchid fingers, and sang: "The clouds on the temples are swaying with golden steps, and the hibiscus tent is warm to spend the spring night. The spring night is short and the day is high, why does the king have to go to the morning court?"

This time, the female corpse began to take off her clothes while singing, as if she was really going to take a bath in a hot spring and then sleep with the emperor.

Zhang Tianci didn't want to see the female corpse without clothes. After all, Susu was here, and it would be inappropriate for the two of them to enjoy such a scene together.

So, Zhang Tianci stood up slowly, and said in his mouth: "Yuyang drums are beating the ground, and the neon clothes and feathers are startled. There is smoke and dust in the Jiuchong city, and thousands of rides are riding southwest! The lonely king An Lushan is also, Wuna Tang Minghuang, hurry up Hand over your wife Yang Yuhuan!"

The actor ghost was startled and controlled the female corpse to jump out of the coffin. He opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Tianci and Su Su.

Seeing that the life lamps of Zhang Tianci and Su Su were not on, the actor ghost seemed to be relieved, pointed at Zhang Tianci, and shouted: "I am Li Zhu'er, traitor, and today is the day you die!"

Zhang Tianci was stunned and asked, "Who is Li Zhu'er?"

Li Zhuer was the little eunuch beside An Lushan, and he stabbed An Lushan to death in the end.Zhang Tianci didn't know this part of the story, so he didn't know Li Zhuer.

"Li Zhuer was a eunuch. He stabbed An Lushan to death when he was helping An Lushan get dressed." Su Su said.

"Haha, it turned out to be a eunuch!" Zhang Tianci laughed, walked slowly towards the female corpse, and said: "Since ancient times, eunuchs have not been allowed to interfere in politics. The lonely king will kill you first today to avoid future troubles!"

After saying that, Zhang Tianci took out the mahogany sword from the side of his backpack, held a sword flower in his hand, and tentatively stabbed the female corpse.

The actor's ghost is obviously very profound and good at possessing corpses.

Seeing Zhang Tianci stabbing him with a sword, the female corpse grabbed the wooden sword with her left hand, put the five fingers of her right hand together, and stabbed Zhang Tianci's left shoulder. She said in her mouth: "I am the nine-thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian. Today I will seize your kingdom and your beauty." !”

"Isn't it inevitable to die after nine thousand years?" Zhang Tianci changed his tactics, withdrew the wooden sword in his hand, stretched it out again, and slapped the female corpse on the head.

The actor ghost couldn't withstand the blow and fell to the ground with a plop. With a stabbing sound, the already tight cheongsam was torn open.

Su Su watched the battle from the side and laughed: "Nine thousand years old, don't let me go. Stand up and continue fighting."

The female corpse rolled on the ground, suddenly stood up, broke out towards the top of the mountain, and said: "Strengthen the mountain and the world is overwhelming, and the times are not good, but the glory will not die. What can be done if the glory is not gone, what can Yu Ji, Yu Ji Ruo do? Gaixia Heavily surrounded, run for your life!"

Zhang Tianci caught up with him quickly, blocked the way of the female corpse, and said with a smile: "I am Han Xin, and there is an ambush on all sides in Jiuli Mountain. Where can the King of Chu escape? Hand over your wife Yu Ji quickly!"

The female corpse turned around and ran again, changing her voice into a female voice: "The Han soldiers are already on the ground, and there are singing sounds from all directions. The king is exhausted, and the concubine has nothing to do with it!"

Su Su almost burst out laughing, opened her hand, and stopped the female corpse in front.

When the actor's ghost saw that he had nowhere to escape, he became angry and suddenly floated out from the female body. He turned into a ghost and rushed towards Zhang Tianci, shouting: "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. I am Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty. I will kill you, the crotch man." Han Xin!”

Zhang Tianci pointed forward and shouted: "I am the Supreme Lord. All those who are facing a battle, march forward in formation, win!"

The actor ghost was shocked and fell to the ground. When he was about to get up, he was stepped on by Su Su.

Susu is now wearing embroidered shoes, which she made herself. There are Five Emperors copper coins in the soles. She steps on the actor ghost's body, making it difficult for the actor ghost to break free.

The female corpse lost control and fell to the ground with a plop.

But the actor ghost was not honest. He suddenly opened his mouth and shouted: "Brother Tiger, Brother Tiger, save me!"

"Cousin, he is summoning the tiger!" Su Su was a little surprised and shouted.

Before he finished speaking, a gust of fishy wind suddenly blew from behind Zhang Tianci, and at the same time, a tiger roared: "Roar... woo!"

Su Su's expression changed even more, and she pointed behind Zhang Tianci: "Cousin, that beast is here!"

At this time, a beautiful tiger was leaping up and rushing towards Zhang Tianci.

Zhang Tianci didn't look back, but suddenly turned around, thrust out the prison knife, and struck behind him.

With a flash of white light, the prison-suppressing knife shined brightly, and the phantoms of dragons and tigers rushed out, outflanking the charging tigers.

"Roar..." The tiger trembled in the air and fell to the ground with a plop. It stretched out its front paws and knelt on the ground, not daring to move. The roar in its mouth also had a strange tail sound, which was weak and gradually became silent.

"The dragons and tigers of high morals are lying down, and the ghosts and gods are of great virtue." Zhang Tianci sneered, pointing the prison knife at the actor ghost and the tiger in his hand, and said: "Nie Zhan, do you know who I am?"

"Only a great hero can subdue a tiger, a true hero can subdue a dragon... You, are you the Master of Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain?" The actor ghost was horrified and his voice trembled.

The tiger couldn't speak, but it lay on the ground and was shaking.

"You still have some knowledge! Tell me, was it you who did the tiger eating the corpse?" Zhang Tianci snorted and asked.

Seeing that the overall situation has been settled, Su Su let go of her feet and let the actor come out.

But Susu still stood behind the actor ghost to prevent the actor ghost from being dishonest.

The actor ghost got up from the ground, bowed to Zhang Tianci, and said: "Master Da Zhen is right, everything here is done by me, but I didn't harm anyone, I just did it for fun, please ask Da Zhen The real person has a discerning eye."

(End of this chapter)

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