Yin Yang Fu Mo Lu

Chapter 352 Virgo
Walking to the door, Zhang Tianci looked carefully and saw that the Tutu Temple had no door and only used doorposts on both sides.There is a couplet on the doorpost, which reads: "The small temple has great supernatural powers, the sky is high, the sun and the moon are long."

On the shrine in front of the door, there are two half-stone statues, one male and one female. It is a standard mom-and-pop local temple.

The large incense burner in front of the shrine is filled with incense ashes.Although the incense has been extinguished, there is still a lingering fragrance.Red firecrackers and confetti fell on the ground in front of the door, showing the prosperity of incense.

Zhang Tianci walked around the Earth Temple, looked at the couplets in front of the door and said with a smile: "The temple is small and the wind is strong, and the cave is shallow and there are many bastards. It is a small ruined temple, and there are so many incense. It seems that the old man inside Two mouthfuls, you have some magical powers.”

"Tianci, are you afraid of being blamed by the Earth Master for speaking like this?" Jin Siyu asked.

"Blame it? He's not as powerful as me, how dare he blame me?" Zhang Tianci laughed, suddenly stood up, took a magic formula to summon the earth god, pointed at the statue, and said: "Let the earth god here be summoned for thousands of years. Guard the water and fire gate, follow me on the highway, and appear when you hear my call. Be as urgent as the law!"

After reciting the incantation, Zhang Tianci closed his fingers and waited with his hands behind his back.

"Will he come out?" Jin Siyu asked softly.

Zhang Yuelian smiled and said: "I should be able to do it. Ordinary earth city gods would not dare to disobey the call of the great master. Unless they no longer want his black gauze hat. Because the heavenly master has the privilege to abolish him and install another earth god. "

Before he finished speaking, two whirlwinds blew from the northwest wind to the ground. One after the other, they circled twice in front of the temple door and got into the earth temple together.

"Isn't this coming?" Zhang Tianci smiled at Jin Siyu.

"Who were the two whirlwinds just now?" Jin Siyu asked softly.

Zhang Tianci did not answer, but looked at the statues in the temple and said, "You two old guys haven't opened your mouth yet, are you waiting for me to move your stone statues to the cesspit?"

The stone statue trembled slightly, and an old male voice came out from nowhere, saying: "Which great immortal is here? Summoning us old couple in broad daylight? Since you know that we are old people, why are you not polite at all?" "

"Haha, Sun Houhou said that in this life, he only eats and drinks without money, and loves to beat the elderly. I am the same." Zhang Tianci laughed loudly, and then said: "The immortal guest in Qilin Palace, the prime minister's house in Longhu Mountain. The Celestial Master of the Si Han Dynasty. Zhang Tianci, the person in charge of the government, passed by here and came to share the spoils with you two old guys! The mountains and rivers here are beautiful and the people are rich. You two old men will be fat from the corners of your mouth!"

The two stone statues shook together, and the voices of the Tudong and the Tudou said at the same time: "Is it really the Great Master of Longhu Mountain who has come? It's our fault, we were late to welcome you, and we deserve death! But in broad daylight, we old people It’s inconvenient for the two of us to show up, so I’d like to ask the great master to forgive me a lot!”

Jin Siyu breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, this earthly master was also afraid of Da Zhenren.

Zhang Tianci nodded and said: "Don't worry, I'm not here to fight the autumn wind. I just want to ask when I come here, are there any old ghosts or big monsters nearby?"

The stone statue thanked him profusely and said, "There are no harmful old ghosts here, the young couple. On the contrary..."

"What monk and Taoist priest? Tell me." Zhang Tianci said.

"On the other hand, there may be some problems in Longgang Village not far to the east." Tu Tuye said.

"what's the situation?"

"I don't know the specific situation, because God can't control it. I just heard that the families in that place are often at odds with each other, and they often fight to the death." The Tuye said.

Zhang Tianci frowned and said: "So, is this domestic violence? In what age are you still beating your wife? It's really a shame for a man."

Jin Siyu and Zhang Yuelian Susu both nodded, agreeing with Zhang Tianci's words that men who beat their wives are the least promising.If you have the ability to run wild outside and then go home to beat your wife, what kind of hero is that?
"The Great Master is wrong, wrong!" Tutu Po spoke and said:
"The ones who commit domestic violence are not the men there, but the women! I don't know why, but the women in that village are all Hedong lions. They control the men so that they are groveling and servile. If anything goes wrong, it is the law of the family. Serve. Alas... Over the years, dozens of men in Longgang Village have been beaten to death by their wives!"

"Huh? My wife beats her husband?!" Zhang Tianci and others were shocked and all opened their mouths!
Shrews are common, but it is uncommon for all the wives in a village to be shrews!
There are cases where wives beat their husbands, but all the wives in the village beat their husbands, and even beat them to death. This is simply unheard of!
Zhang Tianci wanted to laugh but couldn't, so he asked: "Hey, hey, hey, are you mistaken? Is this Longgang Village a country of girls, where men are not allowed to belong to the family?"

"Nothing wrong, nothing wrong!" Tutu Po explained hurriedly and said:

"Master, listen to me. That village is indeed weird. I don't know if it's a feng shui problem. In our village, some girls are very docile. When they were girls at home, they were as good as lambs. When they meet people I blush. But even if such a girl is married, within three months, she will turn into a shrew. It is normal to beat her father-in-law and scold her mother-in-law, and make her husband kneel on the bedside. The changes before and after are completely different. I can’t believe it!”

Zhang Tianci and others looked at each other, shocked and amused.

"If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself. If you find us lying, come back and demolish my ruined temple." Tu Tu said.

"Shut up, demolish the ruined temple, and you want me to go drink the northwest wind with you?" the landlady scolded.

The statue of the Earth God trembled and apologized hastily: "I just said it casually. Besides, we didn't deceive the great master. The great master will not demolish the temple..."

Zhang Tianci and others looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.It seems that this landlady is also a shrew!
"Da Zhenren, I made you laugh." Tutu said sarcastically.

"Okay, I'm going to take a look at what's going on in Longgang Village. You two are probably going to fight, so I won't bother you." Zhang Tianci smiled and turned around with Jin Siyu and others.

Sure enough, just a few steps away, I heard the voice of the land woman in the small temple scolding the land man, like a lion roaring in the east of the river and a tiger roaring in the west!

Jin Siyu and Zhang Yuelian laughed so hard that their flowers trembled, and Su Su couldn't help but giggle.

Zhang Tianci touched his nose and said, "Siyu, I think it's better for me to go to Longgang Village alone, and you can just stay here."

"Why?" Jin Siyu was confused.

"It's nothing. I'm just worried that you will be affected by the feng shui of Longgang Village and suddenly turn into a shrew. You will deal with me every day from now on..." Zhang Tianci said seriously.

(End of this chapter)