Yin Yang Fu Mo Lu

Chapter 585

"Did Su Su get involved with the evil spirits here?" Zhang Tianci asked hurriedly.

"Judging from the itinerary, Susu and the others haven't arrived yet, so don't worry, Da Zhenren," Gao Yixi said.

"Okay, let's go and take a look first. You guys stop, I'll go there alone." Zhang Tianci said.

The five ghost boys landed and each became invisible.

Zhang Tianci looked to the southeast and walked slowly up the mountain.

This is already the boundary of Wuyi Mountain, and the place where the movement occurred is the hill on the side of Wuyi Mountain.

The moon was shining brightly, and the whole place was like silver.

Walking halfway up the mountain, you can see two ghost figures, one red and one white, fighting fiercely, mixed with angry curses.

Red is a female ghost, a young woman, scolding: "Don't worry about my business, you are a dead thing, how can you bully me?"

The white one is a male ghost, the white-faced scholar, who scolded back: "Bitch, if you don't harm anyone for three days, you will feel uncomfortable all over, right? You can't even think of succeeding as long as I'm here! I've already told the City God about your harm to others. Well, it won’t be long before the City God finds out what happened to you and will arrest you and send you to hell!”

"Stop bluffing me with the City God! You don't have the guts to go see the City God, do you?" The female ghost said sarcastically, but her men showed no mercy and arrested the male ghost one after another.

It turned out to be two ghosts fighting!

Zhang Tianci shook his head, crossed his arms, and continued watching.

The two old ghosts, both wearing Song Dynasty clothes, were fighting fiercely, but neither of them noticed Zhang Tianci.

However, the moral conduct of male ghosts was lower than that of female ghosts. Gradually they could no longer hold on and showed signs of failure.

However, Zhang Tianci felt that the moral conduct of these two old ghosts was extremely high.If they fight alone, none of the five ghost boys will be a match for these two old ghosts.

"Old ghost, surrender, make a show of respect for me, and make me feel comfortable serving you. I will spare you!" The female ghost flew out two red ribbons and started fighting with the male ghost.

The male ghost backed away again and again, but refused to admit defeat, cursing: "You don't take a piss to look like a ghost, so the ghost will make a face for you! Wait for me to spell and invite the celestial master of Longhu Mountain, you I can’t be arrogant anymore!”

Damn it, why did I get involved in the fight?Zhang Tianci was stunned.

"Do you think that the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain belongs to your family and he will come when you ask him to come?" The female ghost taunted the male ghost and said, "Besides, there has been no Celestial Master in this world for many years."

The male ghost resisted the female ghost's attack and laughed: "Slut, you don't know this. On the sixth day of the sixth lunar month, the new Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain succeeds to the throne and makes sacrifices to the ghosts and gods of heaven and earth. Both the yin and yang realms know about it. You despise Longhu Mountain, I’m afraid that the new Heavenly Master will take action on you for profit!”

The female ghost sneered and said: "There are so many ghosts in the world, how many can a Heavenly Master catch? I'm afraid the Heavenly Master will ascend to heaven before he catches my head, haha..."

Damn it, curse me to death?

Zhang Tianci sneered in his heart, walked out from behind the big tree, pretended to be a drunk man, staggered, and walked towards the two ghosts.

Seeing Zhang Tianci, the two old ghosts were startled and separated at the same time, each lurking on the ground and huddled in the grass.

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains and capture a beautiful woman to be his mistress..." Zhang Tianci hummed a tune and walked straight over.

Walking between the two old ghosts, Zhang Tianci stopped, unzipped his pants unsteadily, and wanted to pee.

Worried about being showered with hot urine, the female ghost hurriedly turned into mist, sneaked a few steps, and screamed in the depths of the grass five feet away: "Help, help..."

Zhang Tianci was agitated, holding up his pants and looking around, and deliberately asked: "Why is there a woman's voice?"

The female ghost stretched out a hand from the grass and waved it softly at Zhang Tianci: "I'm here...brother, save me, I was bitten by a snake..."

"Are you a human or a ghost?" Zhang Tianci asked tremblingly, pretending to be scared.

"I'm a human, not a ghost!" The female ghost leaned out half of her body and crawled toward Zhang Tianci.Judging from the appearance, it has changed into the appearance of a modern person, with half-exposed shoulders, rippling breasts, disheveled hair, and a pitiful appearance.

Damn, you’re blatantly seducing me!
Zhang Tianci sneered in his heart, bent down, reached out to support the female ghost, and asked: "Who are you, and why are you here in the middle of the night?"

Zhang Tianci was shocked when he touched the female ghost's hand!

The cultivation level of this ghost is almost unfathomable. His hands are actually warm, just like a stranger!

Once you practice to this level, you will become a ghost among ghosts.In terms of Taoism, it would be difficult for someone other than the leader of a major sect to rival him.

"I was walking and was bitten by a snake...Brother, please save me..." the female ghost said weakly.

"Okay, let me save you. I wonder where you were bitten by the snake? Let me see the wound." Zhang Tianci asked.

The female ghost closed her eyes and said: "Speaking of which...it's so embarrassing, I was bitten in the back..."

"Where's the back? The butt?" Zhang Tianci asked.

"Yes..." the female ghost said shyly.

"Then don't move, let me see, really, how did you bite that place?" Zhang Tianci complained, turning to look behind the female ghost.

"When I came here, I felt a little... anxious, so I lifted up my skirt... to relieve myself. Who knew there was a snake in the grass..." The female ghost knelt on the grass, put her hands on the ground, and raised her back.

This posture is very ecstatic.

He defecates everywhere and bites you in the back. It's a minor crime. You're lucky if he doesn't bite you as a criminal tool!Zhang Tianci complained in his heart and turned around to look.

As expected, there was blood seeping out from behind the female ghost's white knee-length skirt.

"Sister, this... the skirt covers the wound. I have to lift it up to see it. Do you... have any objection?" Zhang Tianci asked.

"No objection, no objection. It's a matter of life and death. How can there be so much care? Just open it and take a look." The female ghost said hurriedly.

"Okay, let me take a look and then talk..." Zhang Tianci swallowed, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and pinched the hem of the female ghost's skirt.

But at this moment, a big hand stretched out from the sky and grasped Zhang Tianci's wrist.

This is the male ghost's hand, which is also warm.Zhang Tianci did not expect that he would meet two ghosts and immortals tonight!

"Who?" Zhang Tianci looked surprised and fell to the ground.

"It's me!" The male ghost also transformed into a loyal uncle and said, "Young man, don't touch this woman!"

"Don't get me wrong... I'm saving people, not molesting her." Zhang Tianci said hurriedly.

The uncle smiled, picked up Zhang Tianci, and said, "I didn't say you molested her, I meant... this beauty is not a human being, she is a female ghost!"

"Ah? Female ghost?" Zhang Tianci fell to the ground with a plop again, and asked in horror: "Is there a ghost? Who is the ghost?"

The female ghost turned around, faced the male ghost, and continued to pretend, "Uncle, I am a human, why do you... call me a ghost?"

The male ghost guarded Zhang Tianci and sneered: "Stop pretending to be a coquettish bitch. I am a disciple of Maoshan. I have spent my life catching ghosts. I can see through you with just one glance!"

Damn it, here comes another disciple pretending to be a Maoshan disciple, let’s see how you fight!
Zhang Tianci continued to pretend, looking around and trembling.

(End of this chapter)