From the World of Uncle Nine, The Heavens Summon Gods to Refining Generals

Chapter 181 Irony
But Uncle Jiu didn't buy it. He looked at everyone coldly, and then said to them expressionlessly: "It's pretty good! All the respectable people are here!"

After hearing this, even a bunch of old foxes didn't know how to answer this. After all, these words were indeed choking, and the irony and pungency in them were even more evident when compared with the identities of these people.

This time it was David who came to the rescue again. Just as a roast duck was served, he quickly greeted everyone and said, "Come on, come on, let's chat while we eat!"

"Hey, hey, please, please!"

The atmosphere was barely warm again, at least it was no longer as silent as before. Everyone began to raise chopsticks and toasts, and for a while the atmosphere was finally maintained within a relatively normal range.

But Father Wu didn't understand this. He held two chopsticks and looked at them for a long time, but he didn't understand how to use them.

Uncle Jiu naturally saw this scene, so he picked up his chopsticks and said loudly: "Actually, Daomen is like roast duck, with a history of thousands of years, and we eat it in a clean and orderly way.

'Foreigners don't know how to eat it! "

While talking, Uncle Jiu used his chopsticks to hold spring pancakes, duck meat, spring onions, and sauces. Not only did he quickly put these things together, he finally stacked the spring pancakes with just a pair of chopsticks, showing his superhuman strength. control ability.

Of course, these words are not just about roast duck, they also contain an implicit mockery of Father Wu, which means that as a foreigner, how do you know these things? You should just go back and forth where you are.

Regarding these words, Father Wu understood what was going on. He first explained how to persuade people to be kind and to lead people to be superstitious. Then, using the same technique of using a knife and fork, he picked out spring cakes, duck meat with spring onions, etc., and put them together. After mixing it together, he calmly said to Uncle Jiu: "In fact, faith is like eating roast duck. As long as you can eat it, how to eat it? This is not a problem!"

With that said, Father Wu simply put down his chopsticks, then folded the spring pancakes with his hands and put them in his mouth!
“I didn’t expect Father to know how to eat roast duck so well!”

David from the side gave another compliment very wisely, and then everyone at the table started to applaud, as if Father Wu had done something extraordinary.

But in the end, Father Wu made a fool of himself. He probably couldn't get used to the spiciness of onions, so he choked and then vomited out the spring pancake he just ate.

"Facts prove it! If you offend Master, I will choke you to death!"

Uncle Jiu saw him choke and said angrily from the side.

After hearing this, Father Wu didn't understand again. He quickly turned to David next to him and asked, "What is the Patriarch?"

"Grandmaster? Grandfather!"

From this point of view, it can be seen that this David is actually a dabbler. His translation just now is not necessarily purely intentional. He may not understand the more complicated English at all, but just understand it. Just a fur.

Interpreting the founder as the grandfather is too much of a deviation. It is no longer as simple as interpreting the Phoenix Tower as a chicken house.

"Oh oh oh!"

Father Wu seemed to understand again. He quickly turned to Uncle Jiu and said, "Your grandfather is still alive. Please give my regards to him!"

"Okay! My regards to your daughter!"

"Oh, hehe, thank you, thank you!"

Father Wu thought this was a good word, so he quickly picked up the wine glass and wanted to toast him.

Uncle Jiu didn't know what to say about this scene. He was obviously scolding him, but he was happy with it. This was a bit strange.

So Uncle Jiu raised his glass. After David saw this scene, he quickly said to everyone: "Come on, come on, let's raise a glass!" It can be seen that he is really trying to maintain the situation on the scene. It's just two people. Fang's cultural differences are too great, coupled with his lack of education, the atmosphere at the table can be said to be completely inconsistent.

As soon as Uncle Jiu drank a little, he immediately felt something was wrong. As soon as his expression changed, Anne explained to him: "This kind of wine was brought back by my father from France. It's called brandy!"

Then she said to Shen Lipu: "Master Shen, you can try it. This wine is very delicious!"

Shen Lipu had just noticed that the color of the wine was wrong, so he didn't drink it at all, so the scene where Annie persuaded him to drink happened.

However, Shen Lipu is really not a fan of foreign wine. He usually drinks something like Fenjiu or rice wine, but he is not sensitive to other alcoholic beverages.

So he smiled, rejected Anne's proposal, declined the offer of a drink by the gentleman next to him, and handed the cup to Asing next to him.

Ah Xing happened to be pouring wine for Uncle Jiu. As he poured it, he said to everyone: "My master doesn't like to drink foreign wine, he only likes to drink the rice wine in my hand!"

Seeing this scene, everyone at the table suddenly became a little confused. In fact, they themselves don't like drinking foreign wine, but it doesn't matter what kind of wine they drink today, attitude is the most important.

To put it bluntly, what I drank today was not about wine at all, but about my attitude.

Drinking this glass of foreign wine means that everyone can be friends. If you don't even drink wine, it means that you can't even be friends.

So David stopped pretending and directly showed his cards to Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Jiu, let's get down to business. I hope that after this meal, everyone will be harmonious in the future!"

"Yes, we want to be harmonious and make money!"

The restaurant owner also echoed in time.

"Ok!"

Father Wu also nodded!
"I don't object to making money by being friendly, but don't expect that I will collude with them!"

Uncle Jiu looked at the restaurant owner coldly. Although this restaurant owner was not a very good person, among all the bad guys, he could be called a good person.

After all, no matter what, he was running a serious business, and he was not messing around like Lao Zhao who ran a winery, so Uncle Jiu reluctantly gave him a little face.

"Um...what does it mean to commit adultery together?"

At this time, Father Wu was overflowing with curiosity again, so he asked Uncle Jiu directly.

"Do you really not know who they are?"

Uncle Jiu had an expression on his face: "Stop pretending, I've seen through you already." He asked Father Wu with a hint of sarcasm.

Originally, after the conversation just now, Uncle Jiu no longer disliked Father Wu as much as before. The man himself had a good temper and was relatively humble.

This kind of person cannot be said to be very likable, but at least he is not annoying.

But Uncle Jiu was unhappy when he saw how he was pretending to be confused. He thought to himself, you are an old boy, pretending to be so innocent on the surface.

But in fact, he gets mixed up with these messy people. He is really a hypocrite who thinks one thing on the surface but another behind the scenes!
(End of this chapter)