Mengniang martial arts world

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Mrs. Yue slapped the table angrily and said: "I want to correct your lily's bad nature, my mother orders you now, get out and kneel right away, and see how I will deal with you."

The old lady is probably the only one in this world who dares to ask Yue Fei to come and kneel, but Yue Fei has to listen to what she says.

Yue Fei, who was hiding behind the screen, was startled. Although she knew that she had been wronged, the filial woman rushed out, knelt down to the old lady with a plop, and then quickly explained: "My lord, listen to me!" explain."

"Explain? What else is there to explain?" Mrs. Yue put her hands on her hips and said angrily, "The imperial decree has arrived... Do you know what you said without joking? Can the emperor's imperial decree say something false? Well, you He actually made a couple with the empress, tsk tsk, it’s amazing, the wings are hard, it’s going to turn upside down... No wonder you have been refusing to marry, and even adopted a daughter. Knowing that I can't give birth, so I use the adopted daughter to fool me."

At this time Yue Yun also ran from behind the screen, knelt beside Yue Fei, and shouted: "Grandma, no... Mother, she didn't engage in Lily, that was a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding." Mrs. Yue said angrily: "You know how to help mother, and you don't even help grandma. Wow, I understand. You must also have lily tendencies, so you will help Lily speak."

Yue Yun sweated profusely: "I didn't!"

"Obviously there is!" Madam Yue said with snot and tears: "I actually became a lady of the first grade because of a woman who messed with lilies. God, my life is so hard."

"My lord, that Yue Fei in the imperial court is a fake." Yue Fei quickly seized the opportunity to explain: "Someone pretended to be me and tricked the empress. It's really not me who messed with Lily."

"Come on, do you think I will believe such a funny thing?" Mrs. Yue said: "How can anyone easily tolerate you? You have a unique temperament, how can others learn it?"

Yue Fei smiled wryly and said: "The person who pretended to be me is named Liu Suifeng. She is good at disguising all kinds of temperament. Although she may not be able to completely imitate my temperament, as long as she is somewhat similar, she will not appear at the same time as me. If you don’t, others won’t feel it.”

"It's all nonsense!" Mrs. Yue yelled, "What you say is completely unconvincing... You know how to fool my old woman, and you must think that I am foolish and easy to deceive. Just look forward to it I kicked my leg and died, you are the biggest one in the Yue family, and then you will be left alone, will the sky be turned upside down, right?"

Generally, the elderly like to use this kind of thing to play tricks, and the younger generation meets the elderly to play this trick.He really couldn't resist saying such words, and Yue Fei couldn't help sweating profusely, and hurriedly kowtowed to the old lady, "My lord, how could my child have such thoughts, my child only hopes that you will live a long life, the longer you live, the better you will be." good."

Even Li Yan couldn't stand it.Interrupted: "Madam, you really blamed her this time. Marshal Yue really didn't engage in Lily, and the one in the imperial court is really a fake. I can guarantee this with my personality."

Mrs. Yue's expression improved when she heard Li Yan's words, and said: "Since Li Shaoxia said so, the old woman has the right to believe it, hmph...but...even if the one in the court is a fake Yue Fei, it can't be proved You don’t have lily inclinations, do you? Ugly child. Prove to my old lady that you are definitely not a lily. You have to spread branches and leaves for my Yue family and continue the incense, or I will feel sorry for your dead father.”

"How... how do I prove this?" Yue Fei was dumbfounded.

"I don't care how you prove it?" Mrs. Yue said sarcastically again: "If you can't prove it, the old woman will be killed by a head... I won't live. Whoa whoa whoa..."

"Mother, don't!" Yue Fei was in a hurry. Seeing that his mother was about to be killed, she panicked as a daughter, sweating profusely, and wanted to reach out to grab Mrs. Yue, but she glared at her , and was so frightened that he quickly knelt back to the ground.

She is concerned, but Li Yan, a bystander, can easily see that Mrs. Yue is yelling that she will be killed, but she is still smiling in her eyes. This old woman has started to play tricks again, and she seems to like it very much. Tossing his daughter to play, how awkward is it that people like to play like this?

Mrs. Yue's eyes were smiling, but her mouth was crying: "I will give you three breaths to prove that you are not a lily, otherwise I will hang myself, the old woman, absolutely."

Li Yan thought to himself: Didn't you just say you were going to be hit to death?How did it become hanged?

The three-breath time, that is, the time to breathe three times, this time is not very long, and Yue Fei was immediately cornered.When a person only has three breaths to think about, it is inevitable that he will be a little anxious and ill-considered, or he will be a dead horse as a living horse doctor, so there is no time to think about the best, middle and lowest strategies. I am afraid that he is proficient in strategy and is famous for being a famous general. Yue Fei, the first general of the Great Song Dynasty, could only hold on to straws, and he would do whatever he could.

She glanced at Li Yan next to her, and in desperation came up with a solution. Although this solution was a bit embarrassing, it was better than watching her mother hit the wall or hang herself, right?

Yue Fei jumped up suddenly, and just in time for the second breath and before the time for the third breath, he hugged Li Yan.Her embrace was really as fast as lightning, using Yuejia Sanshou, it was so fast that Li Yan didn't have time to react. Of course, the main reason was that Li Yan didn't expect her to attack him suddenly, so he didn't guard against it.

Li Yan sweated profusely, "Hey, Marshal Yue, what are you doing?"

Ever since she was "kidnapped" by Li Yan, Yue Fei has not put on any armor. She is wearing an ordinary men's cloth robe, which usually hides her figure under the robe, but now that she hugs her tightly, Li Yan immediately feels The lines of her delicate body and those bumpy touches were all squeezed on Li Yan's chest and abdomen.

Yue Fei turned his head and shouted at Mrs. Yue: "My lord, look, I'm not a lily, I'm cuddling with a man... In fact, I like men the most, so don't seek death ah."

Mrs. Yue curled her lips: "Just hugging is called liking? Stop talking! I often pick up the little boy next door and coax them to eat sweets. Does that prove that I want to marry the little boy? Egg!"

Yue Fei sweated profusely.

Li Yan also sweated profusely: "Hello!"

Yue Fei said: "Then mother, you have taken a good look at it..." She suddenly tiptoed, and "slapped" a kiss, which landed on Li Yan's right cheek...

Li Yan was a little dizzy from this sudden kiss, and the soft touch of her lips still remained on her face, which was really very comfortable.

Yue Fei said: "My lord, look, I already kissed him. This must prove that I like men."

Mrs. Yue pursed her lips and said, "Stop talking, the little boys next door look so pink and cute, and I want to kiss their little cheeks too. What's so special about it? Even Lily, it's possible to kiss them." Other people's faces, it's purely a kind of doting on the lovely Zhengtai, it's nothing."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey, where am I? I'm a mature man, okay?"

Mrs. Yue said: "No, I have to jump into a river. My daughter is not only a lily, but she also uses tricks to fool me. Next time, you will definitely fool me by pretending to kiss your lips or something? Cut! Let me tell you." , those fooling around are meaningless, if you are not a lily, why did you use such an exaggerated method to lie to me? I actually raised such an unfilial daughter, what's the point of not jumping into the river to live?"

Li Yan thought: Didn't he hang himself just now?Are you going to jump into the river again now?

"No!" Yue Fei was in a hurry: "Master, you... look after it..." She suddenly grabbed Li Yan's hand, then lifted her collar, and stuffed Li Yan's hand through the opening of the collar .

This action was really hot, Li Yan's hand got into her chest all of a sudden, feeling that the palm was stuck in two soft and plump pads, that kind of softness and warmth from the front to the back The feeling is really wonderful.

In fact, Li Yan can struggle. With his martial arts, Yue Fei hugged him suddenly at the first time, maybe he couldn't dodge because of too much accident, but he can dodge in the subsequent movements, but his morality is getting worse, so he doesn't want to dodge at all. , and even wanted to continue a little more, so he simply turned himself into a wooden man and let him be at his mercy. This time, his hand was stuffed into his chest, and he even moved his fingers cheekily, deliberately touching her Wipe the chest.

Yue Fei glanced at him angrily, but there was more reproach in her eyes than blame. She turned her head and said to the old lady: "Mother, look... this is always okay? You won't let the little boy next door come to you!" Put your hands into your clothes like this...I...I do this because I like men so much. Um, I don't like women at all."

Li Yan thought to himself: Well, you are ruthless enough, you are indeed a soldier, and you are terrific in doing things.In order to prove such a boring thing, he directly grabbed the man's hand and stuffed it into the neckline. Even the women of later generations are not so violent.Then again, the feeling of putting your hands in from the neckline of the beautiful woman until you touch her breasts, touching as much as you want, is really great, and Li Yan can't help but feel a little dazed.

Suddenly, Yue Fei's slight voice came from next to her ear: "Hey, I'm acting for my mother, don't you take it seriously, hey! Where are you touching with your fingers?" It turned out that just as she was speaking, Li Yan's The fingers actually dishonestly rubbed a certain bulge on the top of her chest lightly, this time it was terrible, the thing immediately protruded, how could she bear it?

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