I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 12 Brother, are you the dean?
The dean was confused by Jiang Xiao's little tricks. He hadn't turned his head yet, and looked blankly at the steel nails on the table.

[Dean: There are fruits on the tree, you and me under the tree! 】

[It is estimated that after being the dean for so long, this is the first time he has encountered such a big scene, right? 】

Less than 1 minutes.

The dean saw that the blood holes on Jiang Xiao's body had completely recovered.

So, this person's talent is strong resilience?

The dean breathed a sigh of relief. He really thought Jiang Xiao was a perverted monster just now.

"Forget it, Doctor Jiang Xiao, I'm tired, you can go back to your room."

"No, I don't think so. I think you can play with me all day like Spongebob!"

"Dr. Jiang Xiao, please get out immediately. Don't think that because of your strong recovery ability, you can do whatever you want! I'm not some SpongeBob!"

Snapped!
The dean, who was exposed to the light, was so resentful that he blew up the chandelier, plunging the room into darkness again.

"What? Dean, what are you talking about? It's too dark here and I can't hear what you're saying! Can you speak louder!"

Dean: I’ll @#￥%&*
【It's too dark, I can't hear clearly.】

[I feel like Dean, he is actually quite difficult. 】

[To be honest, the dean doesn't seem to be a bad person, at least if you don't turn on the light. 】

[Indeed, until now, Jiang Xiao was the only one who turned on the light and was targeted by the dean. 】

[The dean has become so virtuous, so naturally he is unwilling to turn on the light and expose himself. 】

At this time, the dean took a deep breath.

Even as a well-informed director of a mental hospital, Jiang Xiao's level of mental illness is extremely explosive.

"Pai Daxing, I think it's time for bed now, what do you think? Maybe, you should go back to your room and have a good sleep now?"

"Oh! Dean, you are right, that is my specialty."

The dean immediately took over the conversation along the pole.

"Yes, sleeping might be a good idea, it's definitely your specialty, yes."

"Wrong, my specialty is being called Pai Daxing!" Jiang Xiao said with a righteous face.

Dean: .
Can't bear it, no need to bear it anymore!

"Ha, haha. Die to me!!"

'歘歘歘! '

Several steel nails all passed through Jiang Xiao's neck.

'Boom' sound.

Jiang Xiao's head fell to the ground, and he rolled mischievously a few times before stopping.

"Provoking my majesty as the dean again and again, I really think I can't be pinched!"

So what about strong recovery capabilities?
I don't believe you can still live if you cut off your head!
But he miscalculated. Jiang Xiao's ability is not to recover, but to survive!

Under the shocked gaze of the dean.

Jiang Xiao's headless body grew a new head.

And the head without a body has regrown the lower half of the body!

"The question of whether you're a slug is very complicated."

Jiang Xiao touched his chin and said seriously.

"Oh, maybe you're not, I think you're more like... Right! You're more like Mr. Krabs!"

"No, no, ruffian boss, the dean is more like a ruffian boss!"

The other Jiang Xiao obviously had a different opinion.

"It doesn't matter though, Mr. Krabs. Would you like to tell me where SpongeBob is?"

"You're calling it wrong! He's the boss! You just need to tell me where SpongeBob is, and I'll tell you a secret~"

"Oh no! You can't do this. You can't tell this bad guy the secret method of delicious crab pot!"

"As you said, he is the crab boss, not the ruffian boss."

"Maybe so, but I still won't agree, SpongeBob will be angry!"

"Actually, the secret I want to tell is to tell the ruffian boss how the boogers come from."

"I don't think Boss Crab would want to know the secret you mentioned."

"No, he is the boss! I think he must want to know!"

"Boss Crab, please find a way to prove who you really are."

"Boss ruffian, tell him! Who are you!"

A Jiang Xiao handed over the nails on the wall to the dumbfounded dean again.

The dean held the steel nail and sat on the chair at a loss.

"Dean, you have to hold him! Grab it hard, hard you!"

madman!

This Jiang Xiao is an unkillable lunatic, a psychopath!

'DuangDuangDuang! '

The dean almost frantically picked up the steel nails on the table and nailed them to the chair again with a bang.

Labor and capital will not play with you anymore!

It's actually pretty comfortable pinning yourself up.

"Mr. Krabs, since...since the exam is based on ranking, why don't everyone hand in the blank paper together?"

Oh my god, what kind of brain circuit is this to think of this question?

"Please! Let the ruffian boss or the crab boss sleep! As you can see, I am willing to give up the position of the dean!"

[I want to change the channel, my mind is so confused. 】

[The dean was so tortured that he was even willing to hand over his position as dean. 】

[No one with 30 years of cerebral thrombosis can completely understand what Jiang Xiao is talking about. 】

【remember!Don't try to understand a psycho's words unless you want to be him. 】

[But I think what he said makes a little bit sense]

[If everyone scores zero in the college entrance examination, wouldn’t everyone go to college?It saves me more than ten years of hard study! 】

[This idea is really great!It’s hard to imagine that a lunatic could ask this. 】

【Brothers, change the channel, I would rather watch Dr. Warburg's reasoning.】

When he saw that Jiang Xiao was finally willing to let the dean go.

Everyone, change the channel immediately!

Looking at it again, it is really going to be a mental illness.

Wobbju's nerves were still tense at this point, and the ground was soaked in cold sweat.

The weird 'dong-dong' sound didn't leave, and kept knocking on his door erratically.

'Boom! ! '

It seemed that he was getting angry, and the last knock on the door was very loud!

Then the sound of 'dong dong' probably meant that I didn't want to wait anymore, and it gradually became farther and farther away
"hu~hu~"

Wobu took a big breath of air, and the depressing feeling just now almost made his nerves collapse.

'Boom boom~'

Damn it, the horse rider is back!

Wobuju, who had just relaxed, became tense again!
"Doctor Wobbju, it's time for our rounds," said the knocker.
Oh, it turned out to be the security guard.

In order to confirm safety, Wobuju asked the people outside the door a few more questions before carefully opening the door a crack.

It wasn't until he got it right that he went out to check the ward with the security guard.

"By the way, did you hear the knocking sound just now?"

Percussion?
The security guard gave Wobb a suspicious look.

"I stayed in the corridor and didn't hear anything."

Ok?
Could it be a mental auditory hallucination?
Wobuju turned his head and glanced at his door. There was clearly a blood-red mark on it!
Not only that, there are countless messy scratches on it!

"Let's go, Dr. Wobuju, finish your rounds and go to bed quickly."

Seeing that the security guard didn't want to say more, Wobuju suppressed his curiosity and decided to see if he could find some clues through ward rounds.

Open Wang Xiaoai's room.

It was found that the latter was sleeping soundly and soundly, and even the sound of the two people rounding the room could not wake her up.

But the thoughtful Wobbju is still skeptical.

Is it possible that she is faking sleep?

After all, the sound of opening the door or checking the ward was not too quiet, so couldn't it wake her up?
Open Wang Hai's room.

The latter hasn't gone to bed yet, so it looks like he's just getting ready to go to bed.

Wang Hai was used to rounds, and he didn't show any flaws.

Not in bed?
Could it be Wang Hai?
After knocking on the door, he went straight back to his room, but why did the security guard say he didn't see anything?
The last one is Bailiu's room.

The latter was still beautiful, and made tea for the security guard and Wo Buju who came to make the rounds.

And she herself sat on the side holding a book and started reading.

As the scent of tea wafted out, Bai Liu frowned and said.

"Strange, I seem to have heard a 'dong dong dong' knock on the door just now, and it has been knocking for a long time."

(End of this chapter)