I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 20 The deep relationship between doctor and patient
Just when Jiang Xiao withdrew from the world of ghost stories.

I don't know if it was his own illusion, but he seemed to hear the voice of Bai Liu and Wang Hai talking sweetly, and the laughter of a girl.

Before he could listen carefully, his figure slowly appeared from the mental ward.

d(д) Oh shit, there are so many people?
As soon as Jiang Xiao opened his eyes, he saw a large circle of people in military uniforms tightly surrounding him.

Among them, the old man who was missing several front teeth looked extremely perverted.

He stared at himself with a big grin, laughing non-stop.

"Young and promising, really young and promising!"

A big man with a red face came over and patted Jiang Xiao on the shoulder, but the latter remained motionless.

"Hey! Your body is so strong!"

tough?

A normal person's maximum attribute is 250 points, and Wobu passed the level twice, and he needed [-]kg of strength with one arm.

And Jiang Xiao's strength has already reached 16, so it's no ordinary cannon!

Suddenly, the people in high positions around Jiang Xiao subconsciously closed their eyes.

Because Jiang Xiao withdrew from the world of ghost stories.

A miraculous force appeared in the body of the Longguo people.

This is the reward for the country that has cleared the customs of the rule strange talk!
This power can not only be used to cure incurable diseases, but also can be used to prolong life.

Or to improve one's own combat effectiveness is completely fine.

After testing, this power can cure two advanced cancers and prolong life by 5-10 years, which is very nice!
Compared with the first two, the third way to improve combat power can be said to be a bloody business.

But there are still many hot-blooded men who choose it resolutely!

"Oh year~"

A muscular man opened his eyes in satisfaction. This can really be said to be a shotgun change.

Even some old men whose hair was half gray had expressions of satisfaction.

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, all showing expressions that you understand.

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Those who dared to come to Nanjiang Mental Hospital from thousands of miles today, not to mention their physical strength, must have no hidden diseases.

Therefore, except for those who are over fifty years old, most of them use this power where it should be used most.

Everyone who had received the baptism of power had their faces glowing red, and they even praised Jiang Xiao fiercely.

"Brother Jiang is the dragon and phoenix among the current people! There is hope for the revitalization of our Dragon Kingdom!"

"Having you is the blessing of our Dragon Kingdom."

"Jiang Xiao, you are a real hero! Tell us, we can satisfy any requirements you have!"

Now that you have said so, then I will not be polite, I saw Jiang Xiao directly raised his hands in a huff.

Jiang Xiao (><): "Then I want to call a chicken!"

Everyone: (д)
A large group of people were instantly silenced.

Secretly, Ginger God is still the same Ginger God.
Several young men wiped away the cold sweat and reminded Jiang Xiao in a low voice.

"Hey, brother, what's going on? There are so many people watching. If you want to order...it's not too late to talk to you tonight."

"Yeah, I know you're stressed out and need to relax, but now's not the time."

"Little brother, be serious. There are many big people here. Please pay attention to your words."

Jiang Xiao was extremely puzzled by what these people said.

"I want a honey roasted chicken and a garlic fried chicken! By the way, I want the old hen that has been raised for two and a half years. Please note for me to add two packs of chili powder. Also, I want ice for the Coke."

Called a chicken?

Everyone:? ? ? ? ?
I’ll @#￥%&*!

You might as well be more acceptable to us if you call a chicken!

"Well, little friend, you can eat chicken, no matter what flavor it is, but can you leave with us first?"

Hearing that they were going to take him away, Jiang Xiao was really reluctant to part with it.

Although this mental hospital has been slandering itself as mentally ill.

But no matter how you say it, it’s good food and drink for him for so long.
"But...but I feel a bit reluctant to let go of Dean."

As soon as Jiang Xiao said this, an old man over fifty years old outside the door immediately rushed in, squeezing and pushing Jiang Xiao.

"Good boy!" The old dean's eyes were red.

"Dean!" Jiang Xiao stretched out his hands excitedly.

Seeing this scene of empathy between doctors and patients, everyone present felt uncomfortable.

Hey, yes, Jiang Xiao has lived in a mental hospital for half of his life.

It's a bit unreasonable to take him away with just one word.

"Boy! Dean, I have lived for most of my life. My nickname is Nanjiang. I have never begged for anyone. I have never begged for anyone in my life. Today I beg you. Brother, let's go. Don't rush us, please. "

Jiang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, then pushed the old dean away!
"I'll fuck your grandma for a big pineapple! Who is as rare as you?! Lao Deng, don't think I don't know that you didn't put the white sugar in the leek and pork dumplings that day!"

"Bah! Didn't you first think of me as a jellyfish that Pai Daxing caught all night?"

"Hey! I was cosplaying on a whim! Besides, didn't you trick me into eating medicine as chocolate beans? That guy gave me a hard time, Chunchun fooled me for a fool, what are you doing? "

"I lost it! You are not mentally ill, you can eat aripiprazole as a chocolate bean? After eating it for more than ten minutes, you come to me to settle the score! You are not a fool, who is a fool? No, you are mentally ill!"

"Knock me! Old Biden, I think you want to tear me apart today~"

"Baby, I think your skin is tight and you want me to help you Zomba Zomba~"

Everyone: .
The fight between the two ended in failure.

Jiang Xiao was taken away by these people. When leaving, Jiang Xiao turned around and exchanged words with the dean.

One of the generals frowned and asked Doctor Su next to him.

"Is this Jiang Xiao really mentally ill? From my point of view, he seems to be doing much better than in the ghost talk."

The experienced general even suspected that Jiang Xiao was a normal person.

The neurotic manifestations in the ghost stories are all pretended, in order to confuse the enemy!

"It's true! The mental illness of hypochondriasis is very complicated. He has always believed that he is not mentally ill, so you understand?"

The old general nodded without saying anything.

Hehe, no matter what his illness is, it can't change the fact that Jiang Xiao is the hero of the Dragon Kingdom!

Jiang Xiao's figure had long since disappeared at the intersection, and the old dean still stood blankly at the door of the hospital, watching the direction in which he left.

The little nurse Bai Jie not far away sighed.

"In the end, the dean and Jiang Xiao have been in love and killed each other for more than ten years, no matter what, they still can't bear it."

Doctor Su Ming beside her nodded, feeling extremely emotional,
"Who says it's not? Jiang Xiao has been in the hospital longer than I have. Seeing the two of them fighting and fighting for such a long time, Jiang Xiao is really reluctant to leave now."

It is estimated that the patients in the mental hospital are also reluctant to part with Jiang Xiao.

This guy has been here for more than ten years, and his relationship with almost everyone is not bad except for the dean who has been loving and killing each other.

At this moment, the dean in the distance called for help.

"Then what! Come on, I can't move with a flash."

The parting atmosphere was instantly shattered by the broken words.

But the careful Su Ming could still see that the dean's eyes were slightly red.

The dean who was helped back to Jiang Xiao's room by Su Ming sighed in relief.

"Hey! I guess this kid probably doesn't want to leave. There's no way. Who knows if there are any enemy agents watching here."

Bai Jie comforted the dean while pouring tea.

"It's okay. After Jiang Xiao has cleared the customs a few times, I guess his physical fitness will not be afraid of some ghosts and monsters. Just bring him back when the time comes."

"Bah! Who wants to see that psycho!"

As he said this, the dean kept staring at the window, which was Jiang Xiao's favorite place to sit.

Bai Jie and Su Ming looked at each other helplessly, the dean estimated that the dead mouth is hard.

Jiang Xiao, who was brought into the car, also lost his chatterbox attribute.

I almost had the word "sullen" written all over my face.

"Hey, you still can't bear to leave that hospital, right? Don't worry, you can go back after a few strange stories."

"Really?"

"I lied to you that I have candy?"

A few more times, Jiang Xiao's physical fitness is probably about the same, not to mention invulnerable.

When the time comes to install some secret sentries, it will be enough for him to protect himself.

"Nuo, this is the military compound where you will live in the future. Everyone in it is the best among people."

The vehicle didn't stop until it reached a compound in the suburbs of Nanjiang. It was said to be a compound, but in fact it could be called a manor.

A loli in military uniform was assigned as Jiang Xiao's life instructor to show him around and introduce him.

"This place is specially re-fortified for you to defend against SSS. Unless it is a heavy weapon, even a hair can't get in!"

"Your room is the white house over there, and next to it is the old chief's house, which is one of the safest places."

"Also, considering your condition."

"I'm not sick!"

"Okay, okay, considering your physical and mental health, I've even given you a bicycle. If you have nothing to do, just ride it in the yard."

bike?
"Strange, a bicycle can't walk by itself, why is it called a bicycle?"

"Because, because"

Is it necessary to ask again?What do you all call it? ?

Jiang Xiao's soul torture directly made the little Lolita feel unstable.

No, we have to retreat quickly!

This would be great if he stayed with Jiang Xiao for a long time!
After Jiang Xiao, almost all countries failed to challenge.

This strange talk has disabled the opportunity to remind the outside world, so even other countries already know that Bai Liu is the key to the problem.

But it’s no use if you can’t convey it to the world of ghost stories~
Except for Sakura Country, the way they clear customs is extremely weird.

If Jiang Xiao came here recklessly, it would be more like Nazi Xuebai came all the way.

Today Jiang Xiao has been pestering the old chief who just woke up to ask a question.

"Hey, with such a high position, you can't even answer this question?"

The old chief's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

The grandson has a criminal record, will it affect the grandfather's examination?
This question can be said to be quite explosive, and it almost wiped out his brain.

Just when Jiang Xiao wanted to ask why Newton didn't update whether he was a eunuch after he came up with the third law.

A cold and majestic voice sounded in the sky.

[The game of strange tales with rules is about to come, and the chosen one is being selected]

(End of this chapter)