I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 23 Stay with me

The cold little Loli, who was affectionately called 'Dad' by Jiang Xiao, was speechless.

But there was no hate in her eyes.

As the saying goes, Yan Zhi is reasonable, Jiang Xiao is much better than that perverted man with curry and onion flavor just now.

"Hey! Do you want this father, don't give it to me!"

The blue-skirted Lolita who fucked up the chosen one of the Three Kingdoms just now wanted to snatch her father.

She just looked around, and among the ten fathers, Jiang Xiao looked a little human.

"Me! Me, me! I want him to be my father!"

A little pink-haired loli in a white skirt also came over to snatch her father bluffing.

Jiang Xiao, who was surrounded by three little lolitas, scratched his head and showed a shy expression. This feeling of being surrounded by stars made him very happy.

A little Lolita with black hair and blue dress.

A pink-haired little loli in casual clothes.

There is also a cold little loli dressed in black.

"Hello everyone, my name is Nohara Shinnosuke. I am the idol child of Futaba Kindergarten's Himawari class. I don't like eating green peppers. I am 5 years old. I am unmarried. My mate selection standard is Fujiwara Norika. Miss, do you want to take my tricycle for a ride?"

Both Lolita and Fenmao looked at Jiang Xiao with joy.

This is the first time they have met such an interesting 'father'.

Well, that’s right, he must be his father today!
"Is kindergarten fun? Can I go to Futaba Kindergarten with Dad!"

"Father! Bai Yi wants to go for a drive with you, drive, beep, toot~~~"

The more the two little lolis talked, the happier they were, and they both looked at Jiang Xiao with little stars in their eyes.

He even reached out and grabbed Jiang Xiao's trouser leg with his small hand, for fear that he would run away.

The cool little girl in the black dress wasn't particularly attracted to Jiang Xiao at first.

But when she saw the other two girls competing, she also felt that this father seemed to be the best.

The rest of the Chosen Ones were already stunned.

That's not right, why didn't they kill him, instead they robbed Dad?

Many parents in the barrage rubbed their chins thinking about something.

[Speaking of this style of painting, I feel familiar]

[Do you know why the food eaten by kindergarten children at school is more fragrant than that at home? 】

【Isn't this pure childishness, they like to grab what others want. 】

[Hiss, thinking about it this way, this strange talk about the rules seems to be quite good, children, it should be very coaxing~]

[Has the second-armed man upstairs ever raised a child? 】

[Let’s not talk about other things, just talking about being moody, they are not like normal children who only play tricks and have tempers. 】

[If they are unhappy, well, the one from Asan Kingdom will serve as a warning~]

It was only then that everyone realized that these were all serious and weird.

Don't be fooled by their handsome and cute appearance!

[Understood, Ah Sanguo just now was too wretched and perverted, that's why he was headshot directly. 】

[That's right, daring to stare at Wei Wei with that kind of eyes, it's purely his own old birthday boy who hanged himself. 】

At this time, the remaining chosen ones also began to follow suit and actively contact these children.

They are not stupid, so they naturally understand that the unlucky guy in Ah Sanguo just wanted to die by himself, no wonder others.

As long as I have normal contact, there should be nothing wrong with it.

But now a new problem arises.

That is not enough points for children!

Originally, the Chosen One of the Three Kingdoms died, so there should be an extra child.

But there are three who have to recognize Jiang Xiao as their father!
How should this situation be resolved?

Mei Chuan Neiku now wanted to die, and after looking around, he found that the other children were pretty good-looking.

This big fat man who just entangles him is the most outrageous!

In fact, it doesn't matter if this kid is a little fatter, the main reason is that the big nose on his face is too embarrassing.

It is not difficult to judge from the dark yellow mark that this kid's snot is not clear water, but pure rhubarb dragon snot.

Nishiuchi
"Dad, I want to play a horse riding game! Give me a ride!"

The little fat man pulled Umekawa Neku's clothes while climbing on his head.

The latter didn't dare to resist at all, so he could only squat down obediently and let the little fat man ride on his neck.

And the little fat man didn't feel that he had done something wrong, and even wiped the snot on Mei Chuan Neiku's body.

Look at your b***, it looks like *****, I will @#￥%
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[Rule [-]: You will play a devoted father, and you will meet all the requirements of your children]

Meichuan Neiku suppressed the nausea in his heart and smiled at the little fat man.

"Wahahaha! Wahahahaha!!!"

Just as Meichuan Neiku was forcibly showing kindness, an arrogant laugh caught his attention.

I saw Jiang Xiao assuming a superhuman stance, looking up and laughing.

"That's right! I am Shinnosuke Nohara, the human body of the dynamic superman! My dynamic light waves can crush all evil!"

There was a large circle of children around him, all of them looked at him with bright eyes.

These children almost have worship written all over their faces.

"Wow~ It's great!"

"Dad, can I see your dynamic light wave?"

"It can't be done! Dad said it, only when everyone is in danger can we transform into a dynamic superman!"

"Well, that's right, heroes have always been like this, never revealing their identities in front of ordinary people~"

"Bai Yi, your father is a great hero."

"Me, can I also choose Shinnosuke to be our father?"

Blue Lolita tilted her head and held her index finger in her mouth, thinking for a while, and then said seriously.

"No! If you dare to rob father from me, I will kill you~"

When the other children heard this, they immediately took a few steps back timidly.

It seems that the strength of this Lolita is relatively high among this group of children.
wrong.

That little pink-haired loli and the cold little loli had no intention of leaving.

It can be seen that the strength of these two guys is not intimidated by that Lolita at all.

How could such an interesting father let Bai Yi alone?
But there is only one father, how do they divide the three of them, so the three little lolitas just look at each other coldly.

Just when everyone thought they were going to do it, they actually made an extremely genius decision.

That is, the three of them chose Jiang Xiao as their father!

When this idea came out, they themselves had to admire their little genius thinking.

Anyway, the three of them can't win or lose, why don't they choose him as their father together?
Xiao Fenmao poked Jiang Xiao's trouser leg and asked cautiously.

"Father Shinnosuke, have you ever had experience with dolls before? It's hard for us to coax."

Jiang Xiao tilted his head and thought about it, emm
"No problem, Nini and I often let Zhengnan be our son when we play house and drink!"

Who is Zhengnan?

Little lolis don't know who is the real man, they only know that their father is the coolest one!

Check out the others.

hehe~
How can they have the temperament of being a father with their cautious and timid looks?
Masao
Now Jiang Xiao is both Nohara Shinnosuke and Masao.

[If I guess correctly, he is sick again.]

[This time it's okay, Shinnosuke Nohara at least has a little logic in his thinking, right?Much better than Patrick. 】

[I don't agree, Xiaoxin is cute sometimes, but he is not weaker than Pai Daxing when he gets sick. 】

[Well, although watching "Crayon Shin-chan" is very happy, but when Shinnosuke Nohara really becomes your child.]

hey~
Anyway, most people can't accept it. Shinnosuke is like a husky, suitable for watching other people's family.

Just when everyone was discussing whether Nohara Shinnosuke was cuter or more annoying.

A dazzling IP appeared in Longguo's live broadcast room.

【idiot!Serious protest!Jiang Xiaooni sauce is obviously a citizen of our country of cherry blossoms, and this is an act of robbery in your country of dragons! ip: Sakura Country. 】

What the fuck?

[Sinai!That's right, Nohara Shinnosuke is a citizen of our Sakura Country, and I have reason to suspect that Jiang Xiao is a talent who grew up in our Sakura Country! ip: Sakura Country]

This.
What kind of magical brain circuit is this?
[Uh, it’s not surprising, everyone knows the robber culture in the Sakura country and the thief culture in the Kimchi country, so don’t bother with these clowns who like to talk about it~]

[Hahahahaha, good guy, the more inferior a country is, the more it likes to grab things from other countries. From festival customs to roadside snacks, they all want to "snatch". 】

[At first I thought they were robbing the festival and the ancients, but I didn’t expect that they would even robbing Jiang Xiao. 】

【Hee hee hee, that's what people with low self-esteem are like~】

[Jiang Xiao: That's bad, I've become a native of Sakura Country? 】

(End of this chapter)