People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 115 115. Leave it to...

Early in the morning, Zhang San saw good news from a bunch of news on his mobile phone:
[Be careful of Atlantis, they are probably cooperating with aliens! ]
[Unknown alien spacecraft, what is its purpose? ]
[According to people familiar with the situation, Lex Luthor, who escaped from prison, is very likely dead. ]
[Green light bursts out of Seaside City, and someone sees a green bubble flying into the universe. ]
Parallax monsters killed only a few Green Lanterns gathered on Oua Star, and now they are looking for successors everywhere. Unexpectedly, one of the Green Lantern rings went to the earth to choose Hal Jordan.

That's pretty cool, and he might hear that Green Lantern quote later when Darkseid invades Earth.

However, the heat of [Seagull Gives You the Whole French Fries] seems to be gone, and its traffic becomes lower and lower after people's novelty passes.

Occasionally, some Internet celebrities with few fans will come to check in. The big Internet celebrities who got traffic in the early days now look down on the seagulls with French fries.

It seems that he also has to brighten up the ip of the keyboard man, so that no one will buy the toy when it comes out.

When he came to the police station, the investigation team was already waiting for him.

It was still Martin who came to record the details of the case last time. He acted quickly and left with his notes in less than half an hour.

"Are you going fishing?" Barbara, who had finished recording outside, came over and asked.

She wanted to change her record from the third child to the first one last time. As long as the second child was not there, she would definitely be able to catch Zhang San who entered the water with an empty hook.

"No, I have something to do today, next time."

Declining the other party's invitation, Zhang San drove home.

Climbing on the small spaceship, he turned into a keyboard man and came to a farm in the next town.

The original farm has now become a garden, and Harry, who has regained his senses, pours a cup of tea for Zhang San who is sitting down.

"The morning glory has been cultivated, and I was going to call you later, but I didn't expect you to come here on my own initiative."

Ivy, who was sitting opposite him, stretched out her hand, and a vine with heart-shaped green leaves and blue flowers wrapped around her arm and came to Zhang San.

"So slow, I don't need them now."

Originally, Zhang San wanted to use these plants to find out the exact location of Lex Luthor, but the bald man died with only a small pile of ashes left, so he doesn't need these things now.

"I'm going to take a trip to the universe. Your ability can help me, so I want to ask if you would like to go with me."

He is going to open up the universe, and it will definitely be useful to bring a plant expert, Ivy, on the spaceship.

"I don't feel comfortable leaving Harley at home alone, you have to take her with you."

Ivy didn't expect that the keyboard would take her to the universe, which sounds really strange.

It happened that she was also curious about what the keyboard was going to do, so she agreed, but the condition was that she would bring one more person with her.

"Okay, she can help too."

Zhang San doesn't care about this, multiple people are multiple labor forces.

Climbing on the small spaceship, Ivy was a little puzzled when she saw that there were two more seats inside. Could it be that the keyboard was specially added for them?
What made her feel even more puzzled was that the spacecraft did not fly out of the earth directly, but came to an isolated island instead.

"You don't want to tell me, this is the universe you said?"

Although the environment of the isolated island is good, it is not enough to be regarded as a universe...

"Just change the vehicle."

In the next second, a [-]-meter T-shaped spaceship appeared on the sea.

Ai Wei looked at the scene in front of her in surprise and didn't know how the keyboard did it. Zhang San didn't explain it. The yellow energy brought the surprised two people into the spaceship.

"This seems to be the unidentified alien spacecraft in the news, how did you..."

Before he finished speaking, Harry noticed the dried blood stains on the corridor.

Apparently, this keyboard is an alien spaceship that got its way.

"Two ladies, please help me."

Zhang San put a bunch of cleaning supplies he took out from the space in front of them, and he walked towards the cab.

???

Now Ivy can be sure that this keyboard is a complete freaking jerk, otherwise it would have two ladies doing the cleaning job!
In fact, Zhang San didn't want to, but the ability to make a new appearance must touch the spaceship with his hand to be useful.

It's impossible for him to get on the spaceship and feel all the way from the door to the cockpit, it looks like an idiot.

What if you need to go to the toilet or something, and you have to touch the wall to pee?
So, why not clean it yourself and clean up the blood and garbage in the spaceship.

This just caught two free laborers, so there is no use for nothing.

"Harry! Don't help the bastard."

A little angry, Ivy grabbed the rag that her friend had just picked up and threw it on the ground, so she wouldn't be a cleaner.

"Strange, don't you post every day that you are my girlfriend? Why don't you want to help your boyfriend with some housework?"

Zhang San, who was sitting in the driver's cab and supervised the work, mentioned the previous posts. Poison Ivy was pretty good at making up stories when she was rubbing traffic, but it was exposed offline.

"you…"

Ivy was at a loss for words, the original intention of those posts she sent was to flick the keyboard over and interrogate it about the light.

I didn't expect it to use this matter to question itself now, it's really hateful!
But Ivy, who said nothing about being a cleaner, brought Harley to the cab.

Seeing the hateful keyboard sitting on the chair looking at them, Ivy raised a middle finger in greeting and then sat next to it.

"Ivy..."

"Stop it Harley, I won't help clean it."

"No, there's blood on your chair..."

"..."

On a certain planet with an environment similar to the earth, Zhang San drove the spaceship and slowly landed in a valley.

According to spacecraft records, there are many minerals like gold mines on this planet.

After the other two got out of the spaceship, he put away the spaceship and took out the gold miner's tools.

Holding the crank, the cross section showed that there were indeed a lot of gold mines underground, so he called Harry over.

"Hold it, have you seen the ores in the ground?"

"I saw it."

"Put the paw down when the paw is in line with it, get it."

"I understand, you want me to work for nothing!"

hum.

Ivy gave her a dry and beautiful look, and then said to the unkind keyboard: "Just give up, we can't help you work."

"is it?"

A ball of yellow light appeared on the right hand of the keyboard, but Ivy still did not change her decision: "That's right!"

She soon regretted it because she felt that warm and comfortable light again.

The plants around her conveyed joy, and Ivy, who couldn't wait to find out what it was, said:

"We can help you, but you have to tell me what these lights are."

(End of this chapter)