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Boom!Boom!Boom! ! !
Zod's right foot stepped on the chest of the Apokolips master, and his fists repeatedly hit the opponent's face trying to emit omega rays until the opponent fell into coma.

Zhi——!
The thick yellow heat vision cut open Darkseid's breastplate. Zod tore it off and then continued to use the heat vision to tattoo his family's logo on the opponent's unprotected chest.

Similar to a horizontal fishhook.

Zhang San, who was lecturing the prisoners nearby, saw Zod doing little things and shouted quickly: "Don't mess with my things!"

Click.

He came over and cuffed the bracelet around Darkseid's neck as a collar, then took out a long metal device and turned on the switch and pressed it directly.

bark.
Zod, who was standing next to the keyboard, suddenly smelled the smell of barbecue, and some white smoke floated out from under the metal device he picked up from the keyboard.

If you look closely, you will see that Darkseid has a charred keyboard pattern printed on his body, even the three status lights on the small keyboard.
In the palace belonging to the Dark Lord, the person on the throne changed from Darkseid, who had glowing eyes, to an upright keyboard.

Desaad and Grandma Kindness were dead, and the Apokolips monarch who was wearing the 'collar' didn't show any intention of begging for mercy even though he was kicked by Zod and knelt down on one knee.

The only emotion on his scarred face was anger!
"How could anyone like to sit on such a stone chair? It's too hard."

Zhang San looked at Darkseid, who was pinned by Zod on his shoulders and couldn't get up. This guy's pants were a skirt armor. If he wanted to sit on a flat stone chair, he would have to lift up the back and use it. Butt against slate
When he thought of this scene, he immediately left the opponent's throne and walked to Darkseid and put his hands behind his back: "Tell me how you feel. Now that you have become a slave to an earthling, don't you have anything to say? "

"Leaving me behind was your biggest mistake."

Zhi! ! !
"what--!"

Darkseid, who wanted to release omega rays, was instantly shocked by the collar. The charged attack was interrupted, and he lay directly on his side on the ground.

This is a function that Zhang San copied from the [Extreme Pain Matrix] used by Darkseid on Superman in the animation.

The original extreme pain matrix can directly cause nerve stimulation to pain receptors and amplify the pain a thousand times. It can also make Superman who beat Darkseid a second ago be electrocuted to the ground and unable to stand up.

Just like the Dark Lord is now.

And since the bracelet is powered by family members, its effect will only be stronger.

Facing an electrocuted Darkseid who could only scream, Zhang San took out a flashlight and a gem and rubbed the smoke while saying: "You are right, I should kill you."

Nourishes—

A blue beam of light extended from the front end of the flashlight held by the keyboard. Kryptonians who had watched the Earth movie immediately recognized that this was the weapon in the movie, a lightsaber.

Zhang San will use it every time he makes collections and cuts something.

thump!
In less than two hours, the keyboard that had left Wayne Manor brought the dark lord who had been defeated by magic to meet Bruce.

Retired Deathstroke, who brought two cups of Coke from the kitchen, gave the drinks to Keyboard and Supergirl and then observed Darkseid, who was said to be the monarch of Apokolips.

The alien corpse in front of him had a big hole in its forehead and a keyboard tattoo. Although Wilson doesn't know much about magic, this is definitely not caused by magic!
"Very good magic." Of course Bruce also saw the 'magic' it used, at least the result is good now.

Now that Darkseid has been solved by the keyboard using its magic, Qixing's fleet should never come to Earth again that day.

"Why did you print the keyboard pattern on this corpse?" Supergirl, who was squatting next to the corpse with a drink in hand, turned to the keyboard and asked.

"Because I wanted him alive before, to be my slave."

Darkseid is right, it is best not to keep such a collection of brains and strength alive. He is either only intelligent like Lex Luthor, or he is powerful but not intelligent like Zod or Speedmaster. And Darkseid said that, giving people the feeling that he can make a comeback.

Thinking that he might have to pay the medical bills of tourists for the disobedient slave in the future, Zhang San decisively killed him.

At noon the next day, while patrolling the town with his partner, he saw the homeless man holding a sign and shouting at others that the doomsday was coming.

Before the police car came to a complete stop, the homeless man who recognized him through the windshield quickly pushed his cart away.

The old man's behavior seemed to treat the police officer in the police car as a wild beast that must be avoided, as far away as possible.

"Am I so terrible..."

"Yes, at some point."

The co-pilot, Barbara, nodded seriously. She had personal experience and was more qualified to speak.

Although the speedometer of the police car now showed twenty, her inner speed was already over one hundred.

"Officer Zhang!"

As they passed the church, the Mexican priest who seemed to be waiting for them quickly reached out and stopped the police car.

Today, he doesn't seem to smile as much as before. Instead, he looks a little nervous.

"In the past few days, there has been a homeless man in town shouting that the end is coming. Did you know?"

The priest spoke a little softly to the two police officers, but what he wanted to express was clear.

Father Anthony said that the tramp was not crazy and was not lying because he too had received hints about the end of the world.

"Wait a minute, how did you know?" Officer Zhang had a very confused expression on his face.

"Yesterday I was going to the city to buy some things, but as soon as I drove to Piglet's Handmade Burger, I heard his voice..."

"No, I'm asking how a priest like you gets tips?"

There is nothing wrong with the fact that the Mexican priest went to the city to purchase goods, but he, a person who regards his faith as a money-making tool, can also receive text messages from heaven?

"I am a priest, Officer Zhang."

He lifted the book in his hand and straightened the cross on his chest. At this time, the priest seemed to be a different person.

Incomparably confident, a man bathed in sunshine seems to be able to solve all problems...

"Okay, Father, do you want to tell us to be careful about the devil? I have Dr. Destiny's phone number, so you don't have to worry. If it doesn't work, I can still call the keyboard for help."

After all, Father Anthony gave each of them a somewhat useful but not much protective necklace last time, so Officer Zhang still gave him a step down.

"It's not an ordinary devil, it's Satan..."

Demons were also angels in the past, and this demon is talking about Satan. (End of chapter)