Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 11 Are You a Dog?The nose is so good?
Yan Bugui muttered: "He Daqing, is he really gone?"

When He Yuzhu entered the middle courtyard, he saw Mrs. Jia sitting at the door holding the soles of his shoes, and thought of what the simulator said about Mrs. Jia.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, who are these soles for?"

"Give you grandma's legs!"

He Yuzhu learned the lesson and didn't say that Jia and Zhang had wild men outside, because there is a price to pay for slandering others.

However, a barbed question in another word can still irritate Jia Zhang.

"Ding, get 2 points of Jia Zhang's emotional value!"

Although he was scolded by Jia Zhang, He Yuzhu was not angry, since he would not be missing a piece of meat anyway!
The main reason is that Mrs. Jia Zhang is a tool for him to brush up his emotional value!
"New people, new things, new country. Jia Zhang now advocates widowhood and remarriage. Don't be embarrassed."

Jiazhang put down the soles of his shoes, took an awl, and stared at him viciously: "Silly Zhuzi, if you continue to entertain me, I will fight with you."

Look at He Yuzhu’s triumphant and sleazy expression!
"me···"

"I'm going to use an awl to sew up your dung-spraying hole as the sole of your shoe!"

"Ding, get 3 points of Jia Zhang's emotional value!"

When He Yuzhu saw Jia Zhang looking like this, he immediately gave up!
"Dangdang!"

Closed the door and went home.

It wasn't that He Yuzhu was eyeing Jia Zhang, it was mainly because the two of them lived opposite each other and could see her every day.

And Yan Bugui, if he didn't stand at the gate, He Yuzhu wouldn't have the chance to seek bad luck on him, right?

"Wooooow..."

"Brother, you are back."

He Yuzhu put down the lunch box and nervously looked at the younger sister who was wiping tears on the bed: "Yu Shui, what's wrong with you?"

"Wow······"

"Brother, I couldn't see you when I woke up, so I thought you didn't want me anymore!"

He Yuzhu coaxed: "I can't!"

"I'm not our irresponsible father, don't worry, brother will support you!"

He Yuyu sobbed: "Brother, let's go find dad!"

He Yuzhu shook his head: "If you don't look for him, he will definitely not come back."

"You can rest assured that following brother is better than following him."

"By the way, don't you want to eat meat buns? Come and wash your face, let's eat meat buns!"

Soon, He Yuyu was distracted by Rou Baozi.

Swallowing his saliva: "Brother, where are the meat buns?"

"Haha, little greedy cat!"

"Go wash your face first, let's eat after washing!"

While He Yushui was washing his face, He Yuzhu took the meat buns out of his portable space!

Because He Yushui was too small, He Yuzhu carried her to the stool: "Eat!"

"Well, brother, you can eat too!"

Taking a bite of the meat bun, the soup inside flowed out from the corner of He Yushui's mouth!
He Yuyu raised his little face happily: "Brother, the meat buns are delicious."

"Ding, get He Yuyu's emotional value 2 points!"

He Yuzhu said: "It's delicious, just eat more!"

"Yu Shui, you can't tell about the fact that we eat meat buns!"

"Why?"

He Yushui asked vaguely while eating meat buns.

"Don't ask so many questions. Just remember that if you tell me, there will be no meat buns to eat."

Although He Yuyu didn't know why, he still nodded in agreement in order to eat meat buns.

"In the future, no matter who asks you what our family eats, you just tell him corn bread and pickles!"

"Ok!"

He Yushui nodded his head vigorously: "Brother, I remember."

After He Yushui ate one meat bun, he looked at the other meat buns greedily.

"Brother, I still want to eat, but I can't eat anymore."

He Yuzhu smiled lightly and said, "Hehe, don't worry."

"Brother will keep it for you, you can still eat meat buns tomorrow morning."

"Now, go wash your hands with soap, wipe your mouth with a towel, and drink some water!"

The purpose of He Yuzhu asking his sister to do this is to not let others smell the smell of meat buns.

Fortunately, He Yuyu was very obedient and didn't ask east or west.

I also ate two meat buns with potatoes and cabbage.

Yan Bugui's home.

"Old Yan, why are you still distracted while eating?"

"Damn it, I'm thinking about something. Silly Zhu wants to send his sister to school. Do you think if I help him with this, will I be able to benefit from him?"

The more he thought about it, the more likely it became, so Yan Bugui put down the steamed bun in his hand.

"I'll go to He's house in the middle courtyard, you guys can eat."

"By the way, you are not allowed to move my cornbread and pickles!"

As soon as He Yuzhu finished cleaning up, Yan Bugui knocked on the door.

"Who?"

"Silly Zhu, it's me."

He Yuzhu sniffed and smelled the smell of meat in the room.

Then he pushed open the crack of the door, walked out, and closed the door again by the way!
"What do you want from me?"

"Silly Zhu, don't you invite me in for a sit down?"

Yan Bugui felt as if he could smell it, what kind of smell!
Well, it should be meaty, that's right.

It's the smell of meat, although he hasn't eaten meat for two or three months, and he hasn't seen any meaty smell.

But he remembered the taste clearly.

"I'm sleeping in the rain. It's not appropriate for you to go in. I'm afraid you'll wake her up."

"What's the matter, you can just talk here."

Yan Bugui smiled: "Did the family eat meat?"

I +++.

Yan Bugui, are you a dog?

Is the nose so sharp that you can smell it?

"What's the matter, I want to eat meat too, can you lend me money to buy meat?"

"I think you are hallucinating."

Yan Bugui······

I smell it with my nose, what does this have to do with hallucinations?
"Okay, let's talk about it here!"

"If I send your sister to study in our school, do you want to show it?"

He Yuzhu thought for a while and decided that it was appropriate to express his gratitude by asking for help.

"What do you want to express?"

"Zhuzi, don't say I don't take care of you."

Yan Bugui whispered: "You give my family a little money every month, how about you and Yushui just start a business at my house?"

"Pay food expenses for your family?"

"Then I and Yushui must not starve to death!"

Yan Bugui said seriously: "You are exaggerating!"

"Which of the six members of our family starved to death?"

"Well, they didn't starve to death, but they were all skinny."

Yan Bugui: "Zhuzi, just say whether you agree or not!"

"Let me tell you, I'm going to ask our principal, otherwise this matter will be difficult!"

He Yuzhu: "I remember you taught junior primary school!"

Yan Bugui nodded: "Yes, yes, this way Yuyu can be my student, and I can still take care of her!"

He Yuzhu was moved.

"Forget it, I'll eat in the cafeteria at noon, and I can make it myself when I come back at night!"

"If it rains and eats at your house at noon, how much will you pay for food?"

Yan Bugui looked disappointed: "Just a meal at noon?"

"Yes, just lunch."

He Yuzhu thought to himself, what are you eating at home? It is not as good as the leftovers I brought back from the cafeteria.

It is also because I don't want to toss back and forth to let the rainwater have a lunch.

Yan Bugui rolled his eyes, thinking quickly.

He Yushui had lunch at his house at noon, so he had to bring her back at noon, and then bring her to school after work in the afternoon, which was a bit troublesome!
"Zhuzi, fifty thousand a month, what do you think?"

He Yuzhu exclaimed in surprise: "Yan Pugui, are you right?"

"You really dare to open your mouth like a lion, and you're not afraid of bursting your belly!"

"Only the food in your family costs [-] a month?"

"One pound of stick noodles is only one thousand two thousand, right?"

"With 5 yuan of stick noodles, do you know how many buns can be steamed?"

"Even an adult can't eat 5 yuan in food a month, right?"

Yan Bugui said in embarrassment: "Zhuzi, you can't count like that!"

"Think about it, Yu Yu not only eats at my house, but I also have to take her to school. After school, right?"

"Also, you can't just choke on corn bread, there are also pickles."

He Yuzhu said unkindly: "Yes, I can't afford you."

"I think the nearby Heizhima Hutong Primary School is pretty good."

Yan Bugui: "But the rainwater is not old enough, you can't send it in."

He Yuzhu: "Didn't you just say something about the kindergarten? I'll send the rainwater to the kindergarten's head office!"

Yan Bugui thought to himself, that kindergarten is the May Day Kindergarten of the General Logistics Department. Can you send it there just by being a cook?

"Okay, but if you can't get it in, you can come back to me!"

Yan Bugui thought to himself; when you come back and beg me, instead of the 5 yuan per month for food, you have to give me your lunch box too!

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