Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 137 Lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot (please subscribe!)

In the quadrangle.

The third mom is complaining about Yan Bugui.

"Lao Yan, you miscalculated this time."

Yan Bugui also had a sad expression on his face: "How could I have imagined that Fan Xinhua is so scheming!"

"I thought she had a good job, so we gave her a hard meal."

"Who would have thought that before the banquet started, she announced that she was going to get married, and the free food and drink turned into a wedding banquet, and she also had to attend the wedding ceremony."

A few minutes ago, the Fan family distributed wedding candies door to door.

It was announced that Fan Xinhua had registered with someone.

This move caught everyone by surprise.

Originally, the Fan family wanted to give out some wedding candies to each household, but they didn't want Yan Bugui to plot against them.

Naturally, the Fan family didn't want to be the victim of a big injustice and let everyone eat and drink for free, so they used their tricks and put on such a big show.

Fan Xinhua's job was also arranged by a good husband and in-laws. Otherwise, she has no power, power, or money. How could it be possible!
Yi Zhonghai: "Honey, I will go back to my hometown tomorrow, for a few days at most. If people in the yard ask, just prevaricate."

Aunt Yi: "Okay, I will try my best not to stay out of the house, so as not to give them a chance to talk about my wives!"

"However, you must listen to the old lady this time and find a newborn baby to carry back."

Yi Zhonghai nodded: "Don't worry."

"Let's clean up and go out to dinner!"

Aunt Yi: "Old Yan, he has been calculating and calculating, and he has included himself in the calculation."

Yi Zhonghai: "He is not at a loss, he has a large family, and he can get his money back!"

Aunt Yi: "It's hard to tell. Have you forgotten the rule about children not coming to the table?"

As a grown-up man, Liu Haizhong is always busy inside and out, showing off his airs of being a grown-up man.

However, it doesn't matter to the Fan family. You, Liu Haizhong, not only follow the gift, but also help, and you also bring your family with you to help. This advantage is not in vain.

He Yuzhu held his younger sister's little hand, and the brother and sister walked slowly towards the courtyard.

He Yuyu's little hands are now chubby, which makes him feel very accomplished.

"Xu Damao, are you standing here as the door god?"

Seeing Xu Damao standing at the gate, He Yushui couldn't help asking.

Although He Yuzhu thought so, he still couldn't help educating his younger sister.

"Don't be rude, how can you talk!"

"However, Da Mao, Yu Shui is right. Are you standing here for today's dinner?"

Xu Damao said flatteringly: "Isn't this just waiting for you?"

"wait for me?"

"What are you waiting for me to do?"

He Yuzhu asked doubtfully.

"Brother Zhu, my dad has paid his salary to the factory today and will go to work at the Workers' Cultural Palace tomorrow."

"I want to use your tricycle tonight to pull something for them to move!"

He Yuzhu: "Can you ride?"

Xu Damao rubbed his hands together excitedly: "Of course I will."

"I'm not stupid."

He Yuzhu: "Okay, you can ride by yourself."

"Zhuzi, Da Mao, you two don't stand at the door."

someone shouted from the yard.

He Yuzhu: "Go in and have a drink!"

Xu Damao pursed his lips: "Yan Bugui let the Fan family figure it out."

"We are not eating and drinking for free this time, we have to follow the etiquette."

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After Xu Damao's explanation, He Yuzhu finally understood what was going on. Everyone in the hospital had been plotted by the Fan family.

Now, should I turn around and leave with the rain?
But I have already agreed, so this doesn’t seem to be a good idea.

Forget it, don't be a little bit less polite, it's not a loss to take your sister to eat a meal!

Three people entered the courtyard, and many of them were already sitting on the table.

It's just that the Fan family is also stingy, and there are no melon seeds and peanuts on the table.

"Oh, Zhuzi, Rainwater, you are back."

Fan Xinhua looked at He Yuzhu and immediately greeted him with a smile!

He also took the initiative to take out sugar and stuff it for Rainwater: "Rainwater, eat sugar."

He Yushui raised his head and looked at He Yuzhu timidly.

He Yuzhu nodded: "Take it, remember to say thank you."

He Yuyu took it and said, "Thank you."

"So sensible!"

He Yuzhu: "Congratulations to Sister Fan."

Fan Xinhua: "Hey, actually I don't want to do this, but you still don't know the third uncle, there is nothing you can do!"

He Yuzhu said with a smile: "This time the third master is shooting himself in the foot, and the neighbors in the yard are probably scolding him in their hearts!"

He Yuzhu was absolutely right.

Because the person who scolded Yan Bugui the most was Jia Zhang, everyone scolded him silently in their hearts.

But she scolded me blatantly, you are a black-hearted person, you are so immoral, my family can't even afford food, and you are cheating on my family...
Yanbu Guiqi's face turned green, but he didn't do anything. This was his own fault, so he should bear with it.

Moreover, he is no match for Jia Zhang, who is making a fool of himself!

You can't hit, you can't scold, you can't scold.

If he gets hit, you will have to pay for it, and this will cost his life!
I, Yan Bugui, would risk my life for my money!

Besides, as weak as he is, it seems that he can't beat Jia Zhang, a pig woman.

Swearing, even worse, you are like a dead person, and people can point at your nose and scold your mother and ancestors.

Xu Fugui waved: "Zhu Zi, come and sit!"

He Yuzhu took his sister to Xu Fugui's place.

"Uncle Xu, why is no one writing the gift account?"

"In the past, Yanbu Gui did this work, but today the Fan family does it themselves!"

He Yuzhu took out the money: "Uncle Xu, how much is your family prepared to give?"

Xu Fugui: "It depends on what we eat today!"

He Yuzhu: "Yes, then I'll wait too!"

Many neighbors are waiting to see what they will eat before deciding how much gift money to give.

Xu Fugui: "Zhuzi, your aunt and I are moving out soon. From now on, Damao, you..."

"Uncle Xu, don't worry if I don't bully him, no one will be able to bully him."

Why did Xu Damao hear this? It was so awkward!

But what He Yuzhu said is also true. If he doesn't bully himself, it seems that no one can bully him.

[Reminder, emergency. 】

[Fan Xinhua caused trouble when one woman dragged two men, and someone immediately came to the courtyard to cause trouble! 】

"right here·······"

Suddenly, an uninvited guest appeared in the courtyard.

Hooray, a lot of strangers came in!
Liu Haizhong, as a grown man, stood up first.

"Who are you, why did you break into our courtyard?"

"I advise you to mind your own business!"

The leading young man, still holding a stick in his hand, looked at Liu Haizhong fiercely.

"Fan Xinhua, come out!"

Yan Bugui: "Are you looking for Fan Xinhua?"

"Yes, what's the matter, do you have an opinion?"

Yan Bugui quickly waved his hands: "No objection."

Liu Haizhong: "You are so lawless. You come to our yard to look for people. You have to tell me why."

"well, why?"

"Fan Xinhua, come out and explain!"

Liu Haizhong: "What about Fan Xinhua, hurry up and explain clearly."

Fan Xinhua, who was hiding in the house, knew what happened today when he saw the people who came, and it would be difficult to deal with it.

"Second Zhou, what are you doing?"

Fan Xinhua finally came out. If something happened to her if she didn't come out, she couldn't afford it.

Moreover, don’t even think about living in a courtyard house in the future.

It's just that this questioning is somewhat harsh, lacking confidence, and anyone can see the guilty conscience on his face.

"What am I going to do? Shouldn't you give me an explanation?"

"What explanation should I give you? Didn't I tell you that we are not suitable!"

This guy named Zhou Laoer pointed at Fan Xinhua angrily with a stick: "You said it lightly."

"You fucking don't want to be with me. You made it clear before. You keep dragging me along, riding a donkey to find a horse, and you are still taking my benefits."

Following Zhou Laoer's angry questioning, everyone suddenly realized.

It turns out that Zhou Laoer fell in love with Fan Xinhua. Fan Xinhua neither agreed nor refused, and enjoyed the benefits with peace of mind.

Now there is a better one, and it is a showdown with Zhou Laoer, the spare tire.

Isn't this a typical scumbag, no one can stand it!
Especially in this era.

Fan Xinhua stamped her feet anxiously, because the big sister's eyes made her feel uncomfortable.

Even ashamed, ashamed!

"Zhou Er Er, don't tarnish my reputation!"

"Did I promise you?"

Zhou Laoer: "Yes, you didn't agree."

"Look at you watching movies and going to the park with me, so what's the point?"

"Today I'll see if you can name flowers."

At this time, Xiao Yang stopped cooking, and instead added fuel to the fire.

"I said, do you still cook this meal?"

Xiao Yang was in a hurry to leave because he had to go to work in the factory at night, otherwise he would have to ask inappropriately.

"Eat a fart!"

Zhou Lao Er violently overturned the table, but luckily the food hadn't been served yet.

The people behind him, when they saw Zhou Laoer making a move, also turned over the table one by one.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, you scared our family."

"Go, someone call the police."

"Too arrogant."

Aunt Yi took Yi Zhonghai's arm and whispered, "Old Yi, what should I do?"

The old god Yi Zhonghai is here: "What does it have to do with us?"

Aunt Yi: "You don't care?"

"I'm no longer in charge."

But when he arrived at He Yuzhu's table, He Yuzhu was afraid of scaring He Yuzhu.

He took out a gun from his waist and slammed it on the table.

This time, everyone was calmed down.

"I don't care if you fight to death, don't scare my sister."

Liu Haizhong immediately said: "Zhuzi, you are the chief of the security section, arrest them quickly."

"That's right, Zhu Zhu, arrest these people quickly. They dare to come and cause trouble in our yard..."

"Pillar·······"

Everyone was pretending to be quail just now, but now they are getting up.

But He Yuzhu didn't give them a chance to pull the tiger's skin!
He Yuzhu: "Master, why should I arrest someone?"

"This is out of my control!"

"Besides, things happen for a reason. What would you do if it were you?"

He Yuzhu's words are well-founded.

Zhou Laoer and his party felt relieved when they saw that He Yuzhu was not forced to come forward.

He was so angry that he came to ask for an explanation.

It wouldn't be worth it if He Yuzhu really fed him a few peanuts.

He Yuzhu's words made Liu Haizhong speechless.

"Lao Yan, stop hiding."

"Old Liu, what Fan Xinhua did is not authentic, what do you want me to say!"

At this time, Zhou Laoer: "Comparing my heart to my heart, I just can't get angry."

"If you don't give me an explanation today, I'd rather smash the Fan family and squat on the fence. No one will feel better about it."

"If you want to get married, let's do it in the next life."

Father Fan looked at his daughter: "Xinhua, please think of a way quickly, otherwise your reputation will be ruined."

"If your husband finds out, I'm afraid he will divorce you!"

Fan Xinhua was also anxious.

I finally found a good husband and solved my work problem, but I can't lose it.

"Zhou Laoer, what do you want to do?"

"What should I do? Kneel down and admit your mistake to me."

"Compensate for my losses. You have to pay me back the money I spent on you."

Liu Haizhong: "Comrade, there is nothing wrong with compensating you, but is it okay to just kneel down and admit your mistakes?"

Zhou Laoer looked at He Yuzhu without any trace.

Seeing that He Yuzhu bowed his head and ignored him at all, he felt confident.

"Why, you want me to suffer from being dumb?"

"I'm not toilet paper, throw it away when I'm done, or you'll kneel down and admit my mistake for her?"

"I think you have other ideas about this woman, don't you?"

"Could it be that you two..."

The bangs are in a hurry.

"Don't talk nonsense, I can be her father."

"Just pretend that I didn't say anything just now!"

Fan Xinhua, seeing that every householder is willing to stand up for himself.

And the only one who can make decisions for himself in the courtyard is He Yuzhu.

"Pillar, I..."

"No, Fan Xinhua, I don't want to get involved in this matter. This is your private life, and it's a relationship issue."

He Yuzhu stood up and took He Yushui's little hand: "Well, I'm going home first."

Xu Fugui then stood up.

"Zhuzi, you bring the rainwater to our house in the backyard."

Xu Fugui clasped his fists: "Dear neighbors, I have something to tell you."

“Although the occasion is wrong, it’s what I meant to say!”

"I have been transferred to work at the Workers' Cultural Palace Cinema. I will move out of our hospital soon. From now on, Damao will have to rely on you to take care of me."

"I, Xu Fugui, am very grateful!"

After saying that, Xu Fugui didn't look at everyone's surprised expressions.

He took the Xu family and left.

The departure of He Yuzhu caused a chain reaction, and all the residents hid.

Immediately afterwards, almost everyone left.

Watching the excitement depends on the situation. In this case, watching the excitement is easy to get beaten!

Even Yi Zhonghai has left, and now only the Fan family, Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, and Jia Zhang are left.

Jia Zhang wants to eat and drink for free, her idea is that you beat you, and I eat mine.

It has nothing to do with me whether a person’s brain is like a dog’s brain.

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui are the stewards and cannot leave!

Although the other residents had gone home, they were all lying in front of the windows, watching.

Xu family.

Xu Damao: "I really didn't expect Fan Xinhua to be such a woman."

Xu Fugui: "This should be put in the past, it's going to invade the pig cage!"

"But times have changed now."

"But if this Zhou Lao Er refuses to give up, Fan Xinhua will also have a hard time, and he might get in."

Xu's mother: "It depends on whether Fan Xinhua will kneel down or not."

Xu Huiqiu: "Let's not meddle in other people's business."

"Aren't we going to move your two elders?"

Xu Fugui: "Yes."

"Huiqiu, you and your mother, tie up our luggage, and we will bring clothes, bedding, and daily necessities."

"Let's deal with the rest later."

Xu Damao: "I told Brother Zhu that I will send you off on a motorcycle."

Xu Fugui: "Okay then, let's clean up first, after cleaning up, let your mother cook, let's have some drinks at night!"

He Yuzhu: "Come to my house for dinner today. I'll invite Uncle Xu and Auntie."

Xu Damao said bluntly: "Brother Zhu, make more meat!"

He Yuzhu: "Don't worry, I will eat your flesh!"

(End of this chapter)