Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

What are you listening to? You and Meng Zhangfei are just one step removed from each other.

"Comrade Wang Yuhua, I'm sorry, let me interrupt you."

"We are not suitable. I came to meet you out of politeness!"

Wang Yuhua's enthusiasm subsided: "Comrade He Daqing, how do you say this?"

He Daqing: "Have the matchmaker made my conditions clear to you?"

Wang Yuhua: "Let me make it clear, aren't you the chef of the steel rolling mill?"

"Isn't our son growing up somewhere?"

He Daqing...you inquired so clearly!

Return our son?

I don't even dare to call my son, how dare you?

"Comrade Wang Yuhua, I think you misunderstood."

Looking at the dumbfounded Wang Yuhua, He Daqing explained without hesitation: "He Yuzhu and I have severed the father-son relationship."

"what?"

"This matchmaker didn't tell me!"

He Daqing smiled and said, "Maybe I ignored it."

"But it was a few years ago that I severed ties with He Yuzhu. The neighbors and the streets all knew about it, and they even testified about it."

"Besides, I'm just an ordinary cook with no house or savings!"

Wang Yuhua couldn't sit still anymore and stood up.

"You don't have a house yet?"

He Daqing nodded: "Yes, there is no house."

"I have to give part of my salary to my daughter, so my life is very stressful, so I say we are not suitable!"

Wang Yuhua looked at He Daqing and secretly thought it was a pity.

He looks loyal and honest, and has a strong body, but he has nothing!

You have a towing oil bottle yourself, but are you looking for someone who doesn’t have a towing oil bottle?

"In this case, we are indeed not suitable."

"Comrade He Daqing, I have to go home and cook for my children. See you soon!"

In my heart I was thinking, Goodbye, never see you again!

He Daqing smiled: "Bye bye."

This woman walked even more exaggeratedly than Jia Zhang. In He Yuzhu's words, it was Zhu Bajie and his second aunt who became a spirit.

He Yuzhu returned home, and there were two sacks on his bicycle.

"What are you pretending to be?"

Mu Chunhua had a big belly and wanted to weigh it.

He Yuzhu immediately stopped her: "Don't move, don't dodge."

"These are all fruits. They are too heavy for you to lift."

Chen Xueru walked out of it: "Are there any bananas I like to eat?"

He Yuzhu: "Of course there is."

"I forgot myself, and I can't forget my wife either!"

He Yuzhu wondered: "Where are the children?"

Chen Xueru: "I'm playing in the room!"

He Yuzhu carried the sack into the house: "Put the apples and oranges on the wall. If you want to eat, you can take it yourself."

"These bananas, pineapples, peaches... green vegetables, these will be kept in the refrigerator for freshness."

Chen Xueru: "I can't let go of this!"

He Yuzhu: "If you can't put it down, put it against the wall."

"Xue Ru, pick the beans. I'll chop some meat and make stir-fried beans for you."

"Wash a few tomatoes, and I'll go find a casserole and stew some beef."

In the evening, He Yuzhu made beef stew with persimmons, stir-fried beans, mapo tofu, and stir-fried eggs with leeks.

"Hua'er, there's a lot of fumes in the kitchen. Please go out and don't let the fumes hit you and the child."

Mu Chunhua: "How can you be so delicate?"

He Yuzhu: "I can serve the food myself."

Unable to resist He Yuzhu, Mu Chunhua walked slowly and cautiously back.

"Uncle He is back?"

"Well, Chunhua, stop walking around. Be careful not to slip again in this cold weather."

As soon as Mu Chunhua came out of the kitchen, she saw He Daqing carrying his bicycle across the threshold of the door.

After He Yuyu heard this, he left his nephew and niece behind.

"Dad, how's it going?"

He Daqing deliberately pretended to be stupid: "What is it like?"

He Yuyu: "It's just a blind date!"

He Daqing: "Not very good!"

After he parked the bicycle, he closed the door again and plugged it in from the inside.

Then enter the house.

Then he continued: "In your brother's words, Zhu Bajie and his second aunt became a sperm. What do you think?"

"Puff..."

Everyone in the room laughed.

This old sow has become sperm, what will it look like?

"It's like a story in a storybook, except for the beard on his face."

Chen Xueru: "I specifically asked people nearby today."

"This Comrade Wang Yuhua's daughter is similar to her mother. It is said that she cannot get married, but she is also very good at eating."

"I heard someone say that I eat eight steamed buns and several bowls of soup in one meal."

He Yuyu couldn't help but clicked his tongue: "Tsk, tsk, that's a lot for our whole family to eat alone."

He Yuzhu just came in with the food: "This is not looking for a partner, this is looking for a long-term meal ticket!"

He Daqing: "Forget it, it depends on fate."

"I won't go on blind dates anymore."

He Yuzhu: "Let's eat."

He Daqing: "You got it back now?"

He Yuzhu: "If you have connections, it will be easy to do things!"

Chen Xueru: "I washed a few apples and gave each of them one after dinner."

He Yuzhu: "Mine is for my eldest daughter to eat."

Little Aihua tilted his head: "Why don't daddy eat it?"

He Yuzhu pinched his daughter's little face: "Dad doesn't like it."

Wang Yuhua found the matchmaker here.

"How do you do things?"

"You took advantage of me and found such a person for me?"

The matchmaker was confused.

What kind of person?

He Daqing's conditions are among the best in this world.

Are you still not satisfied?

If you don’t urinate and take photos, what kind of virtue do you have?

If it weren't for my boasting, would I be able to meet you on a blind date?

It's so pitiful, but I really put my heart into it.

After all, both sides have reaped the benefits.

The matchmaker yelled at Qu: "Comrade Wang Yuhua, what are you talking about? You have deceived me."

Wang Yuhua pointed at the matchmaker: "Did you know that He Daqing has severed ties with his son?"

Matchmaker: "Of course I know, I must have found out clearly!"

Wang Yuhua: "I went on a blind date with him just because I liked him. His son is a leader."

"Why didn't you tell me in advance that he and his son had broken up and parted ways?"

Matchmaker: "But have you ever seen someone still living together after breaking up?"

Wang Yuhua·····

Yes, why didn't I think of that?

This is the gap, awareness, otherwise she would not be able to remain a deputy director with no sense of existence.

"But He Daqing said..."

Matchmaker... This is because people don't like you. If you don't say this, how else can you say it?

"I heard that he also has a staff dormitory in the steel rolling mill!"

When Wang Yuhua heard this, her eyes lit up: "Building?"

The matchmaker nodded affirmatively: "Yes, I have asked about everything." I, Wang Yuhua, have not lived in a building yet. If I am with He Daqing, I can live in a building without having to burn the stove myself.

However, I have already said goodbye to them!

What should I do?

The matchmaker continued: "His conditions are all true."

"He is the cook in the canteen of the steel rolling mill. You know that the canteen is specially used to cook small dishes for the leaders."

"I don't need to say more about their oil and water, right?"

"Moreover, his daughter has always been raised there. You see, their whole family is white and fat."

Wang Yuhua: "I dare you, He Daqing didn't tell me the truth!"

"He also said that his salary should be given to his daughter to support her. Bah, he actually lied to me!"

The matchmaker heard it, but she just didn't like her.

"Don't be angry. It's not worth it to hurt your body."

"Quickly, I'll introduce you to another one."

"Yes, introduce me to another one, better than He Daqing."

"However, you have to return the things I gave you. If you fail to do this, I have to take them back!"

what?

The matchmaker was dumbfounded.

Can I get back what I gave away?

But the key point is that the things can no longer be returned.

It has already entered the stomach and been excreted.

"Comrade Wang Yuhua, you are being unreasonable. How can you get back what you gave away?"

"And, I ate them all!"

Wang Yuhua: "Then I don't care, you must return it to me, or I will make you look good!"

Faced with threats, the matchmaker could only bow her head.

"Okay, I'll send it back to you later. Where can I get it for you this late at night?"

It's just a pound of cakes. When someone asks you to introduce someone to them, you can give it back to her as a gift.

But the matchmaker fell in love with Wang Yuhua from this.

The matchmaker is a person who never waits for revenge. He started picking and choosing in his circle of contacts.

Who on earth can not dislike Wang Yuhua? And the conditions must be good!

Have it.

After thinking about the matchmaker, I finally remembered someone, someone who met Wang Yuhua's standards.

Director Xu of the grain station.

This is an old bachelor whose wife is dead. Moreover, he has a special habit and has tortured and run away from several wives.

Wang Yuhua should be a good match for him, after all, only evil people will punish evil people!

The cold wind blew. Although the matchmaker was afraid of the cold, the anger ignited by Wang Yuhua drove her to step out of the house.

"Director Xu, are you at home?"

Director Xu in the room was drinking wine alone.

When I heard someone calling the door, it was a female voice, and I instantly became energetic!

"Here, here, at home!"

Opening the door: "Oh, it's the matchmaker!"

"Come, please come to the house!"

The matchmaker is afraid of Director Xu. Although his smile looks harmless, he is still a smiling tiger!

"No, Director Xu, I have a few words to tell you."

"Director Xu, there is a comrade named Wang Yuhua in the street. She has been widowed for many years and wants to find a partner. I am here to tell you the good news!"

Director Xu: "Why don't I remember such a person!"

Matchmaker: "You are the leader, he is the deputy director, and he is new here. Naturally, you have no impression."

Director Xu: "What does it look like?"

"A nose is a nose and eyes are eyes."

The matchmaker didn't know how to answer, so she could only speak vaguely.

"But I'm in good health.,"

"As long as you are in good health, I like to be in good health, hahaha!"

Director Xu is a generous person and took out a lot of things from the house.

"You can keep these, as long as things are done, there will be a thank you gift."

"Thank you, Director Xu. Now, when will I arrange for you to meet?"

Director Xu: "The sooner the better, of course. After all, it's hard to sleep alone."

Matchmaker: "Then I'll get off work tomorrow night and meet you in the park. I'll inform her."

Director Xu: "Then it's settled!"

The matchmaker rushed to find Wang Yuhua again.

"Are you here to give me something?"

Because the matchmaker accepted the thank-you gift from Director Xu and kept it in her hand, Wang Yuhua wanted to grab it after seeing it.

"Comrade Wang Yuhua, this thing is not returned to you."

There are sesame oil, pastries, and a pack of brown sugar. How could such a heavy gift be given to this ugly woman?

"I'm here to tell you that I've found a new blind date for you."

"If you want me to return your gift, then forget it."

When Wang Yuhua heard that there was a new blind date, she retracted her outstretched hand.

She can no longer afford to feed her giant baby daughter, and her own appetite is not small. With only a small ration and salary, it feels uncomfortable to be hungry every day!

"What are the conditions of this person?"

"He is also widowed. He is about the same age as you. He is the director of the grain station."

"How about it, are these conditions good enough?"

When Wang Yuhua heard the words from the director of the grain station, her face turned red with excitement.

But it's black and red.

As long as I become the director of this grain station, am I afraid that I will not be full?

Are you afraid you won’t be able to raise your daughter?

Even if his daughter is fat and ugly and can still eat, she still has such a stepfather and her biological mother.

Still worried about not being able to get married?

Although it has not reached the point where the emperor's daughter has no worries about getting married, there are definitely people who are willing to cling to her.

"Haha, this is good, this is good!"

"Then it's settled, Director Xu will meet you in the park after get off work tomorrow!

The matchmaker walked very quickly and disappeared after giving the explanation, for fear that Wang Yuhua would try to take advantage of the gift in her hand again.

"Girl, if it works this time, you can eat as much as you want from now on."

"Mom, who are you looking for?"

"I heard from the matchmaker that he is the director of the grain station."

"This is good, this is good. If you find a cook, we can eat some leftovers at most, but the director of the grain station must not be short of food at home."

Wang Yuhua sighed: "Yes, no one will be short of him!"

"Don't eat, leave me two buns."

The mother and daughter began to fight for each other, and they regarded the wowotou as a delicacy.

When the matchmaker thought that Wang Yuhua would have to bear Director Xu's shortcomings, she felt a sense of revenge in her heart.

Along the way, I shrank my neck and hummed a tune, and returned home.

I boiled hot water, made a bowl of brown sugar water, and drank happily while crossing my legs.

In the He family, He Yuzhu drank two large bowls of beef and persimmon soup.

He Yuyu: "Brother, Ding Qiunan wrote me a letter."

He Yuzhu: "It's not like I'm out of town, so why are you writing a letter?"

He Yuyu: "Brother, our family doesn't eat whole grains. Her family is having a hard time. How about we help her?"

Li Kangzhan: "No, his father has a job!"

"Besides, she also has a quota!"

He Yuyu: "But her mother doesn't have a job, and their family doesn't have enough to eat with such a small ration."

He Yuzhu: "Okay, I'll go back to his house and have a look."

Who knows that I have asked others to do things before?

The New Year is about to happen, so in the name of celebrating the New Year, I went to visit Ding's house.

He doesn't eat coarse grains at home, so He Yuzhu plans to exchange the coarse grains he receives every month for fine grains.

He Daqing: "We've all eaten, but there's still a lot of beef soup left. I'll make pancakes for you to soak in the soup tomorrow morning."

He Yuzhu: "If you find it troublesome, just heat up the steamed buns."

He Yuyu: "I want to eat sugar cookies!"

He Daqing squinted his eyes and smiled: "No trouble. 5 (End of Chapter)