Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 3 The father is going to run away with the widow!

When Xu Damao returned home, Xu Fugui looked at him.

"You fat head and swollen face, were you beaten by Silly Zhu again?"

Xu Damao: "I just let him!"

Xu Fugui hated iron for being weak: "How did I, Xu Fugui, be born? You are such a wimp!"

Xu Damao was annoyed: "When I grow up, I will definitely go back and beat Sha Zhu into a fool."

"You, you!"

"You can't beat him at all, he looks like a calf."

Xu Fugui earnestly persuaded: "How many times have I told you, don't be a reckless man with well-developed limbs, what is the head on your shoulder for?"

"You have to use your brain, use your brain, you know?"

Seeing her husband hurting her son, Xu Damao's mother couldn't help but come out to defend her.

"Don't say that our family is Da Mao, it's because the stupid Zhu in the middle court is too barbaric!"

Xu Fugui pointed at his wife angrily: "You are used to protecting him, and sooner or later he will suffer a big loss!"

"Ding: Get Xu Fugui's emotional value, 2 points!"

"Get Xu's mother's emotional value, 2 points!"

"Get Xu Damao's emotional value, 3 points!"

Just when the Xu family resented He Yuzhu because Xu Damao was beaten, He Yuzhu happily gained emotional points again!
At this time, he had jumped over the wall into the yard, and squatted under the window.

It's just that he was late.

There was a muffled sound from the house.

"Da Qing, why don't you bring back some pork kidneys tomorrow and I'll make soup for you and you can make up for it?"

"No, I'm just too tired recently, just take a rest."

He Daqing will not admit that he is false!

This involves the dignity of a man, and he will not admit it even if he is beaten to death!

"Da Qing, when did you resign, you promised me to follow me to Baocheng."

"Stab!"

He Daqing had a cigarette dangling from his mouth, and the White Widow struck a match to light his cigarette.

"call·······"

"sensible!"

He Daqing praised the White Widow, smoking an afterthought: "Don't worry, the rain is still light!"

The white widow thought that the old lady was sensible, and she didn't think about what the old lady used to do. Back then, Xiaobai in Rouge Hutong resounded throughout the four and nine cities. How many men came to Bada Hutong, and they all came for the old lady?

Think back then, how many men scrambled to become the servants of the old lady, that is, now that the old lady is old and decrepit, otherwise it would be cheaper for you to have a facial paralysis?

Hearing He Daqing's words, Shazhu felt that his father still had intentions.

The White Widow refused to let go: "He Daqing, do you want to eat it all and refuse to admit it?"

"Let me tell you, if you dare to be a betrayer, I will sue you on the street!"

He Daqing was in a hurry.

"What are you yelling about!"

"The rain is indeed still light. I am willing to register with you. You can go to my house."

The White Widow thought about Baocheng, she still had two sons, and she stayed with He Daqing in Sijiu City, what would her son do?

"That won't work, you have to come with me."

"Otherwise, don't blame me for not showing affection!"

He Daqing looked at the White Widow and decided to use a delaying strategy.

"Xiao Bai, you have to give me some time."

"I've given you too much time."

"He Daqing, listen carefully, if you don't come back to Baocheng with me within three days, we will die."

He Daqing was afraid.

Anyway, the pillars are bigger, and I can rest assured that there are pillars to take care of the rainwater.

"Okay, get ready and go buy a ticket. I will resign and follow you in the next two days!"

The white widow just now became cloudy and sunny, and said with a charming smile: "I knew that Daqing had me in your heart."

Next, He Yuzhu couldn't continue to listen to the content that made people blush.

After climbing over the wall and leaving, he was in a terrible mood. His irresponsible father was going to run away with the widow?
When he got home, He Yushui was full and fell asleep in bed.

Tucking the quilt for her, He Yuzhu found out He Daqing's cigarette, and smoked it.

"Dad, stop hitting..."

In the quiet courtyard, at this moment, there was a sudden sound, the sound of howling like a pig being killed!

Already upset and irritable, he pushed open the door and came to the backyard.

I saw Liu Haizhong chasing his second son Liu Guangtian all over the yard with a belt. The belt would hit Liu Guangtian's body from time to time, making a crisp sound.

Liu Guangtian lost one of his shoes.

"They say it's cloudy and rainy, but you're not following the rules, Liu Haizhong!"

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, the other neighbors who watched the fun burst into laughter.

"Ding: get the emotional value in bangs, 1 point!"

Liu Haizhong opened his mouth, smelling of alcohol: "Silly Zhu, it's none of your business if I beat my son!"

He Yuzhu heard the prompt and continued to stimulate Liu Haizhong.

"Well, it really has nothing to do with me whose son I beat to death. Liu Guangtian is not my son."

"You fight, you continue to fight."

Then He Yuzhu fumbled around, picked up the shovel standing at the base of the wall, and handed it to Liu Haizhong: "Come on, Liu Haizhong, this is more useful than your belt."

"Use this to relieve your hatred. Shoot him to death in one fell swoop. It will be over once and for all!"

Liu Guangtian looked at him angrily with red eyes: "Silly Zhu!"

"You are wicked and smokey, just wait for me."

"Ding: Get Liu Guangtian's emotional value by 8 points!"

Liu Haizhong was stunned for a moment.

It was right for him to vent his anger on the child, but he never thought of actually beating the child to death.

If this shovel goes down, won't your head be smashed to pieces?

He Yuzhu continued: "Here, take it!"

"Don't be shy!"

"Silly pillar..."

He came running in the bangs.

"You bastard, don't hold back your fart!"

He Yuzhu hid aside: "I tell you, don't get close, fists and feet don't have eyes, I'm afraid I won't be able to control you!"

"Ding: Get 5 points of emotional value in bangs!"

While hiding, He Yuzhu stimulated Liu Haizhong.

"Ding, get the emotional value in bangs, 3 points!"

"Ding······"

At this time, Xu Damao stood aside meanly: "Uncle Liu, hurry up and beat him up."

He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao: "Silly Mao, does the other side of your face also want to swell?"

"Ding, get Xu Damao's emotional value, 1 points!"

"Ha ha····"

The laughter of the melon-eating crowd made He Yuzhu cut off Xu Damao's emotional value again.

This, other people can get emotional points by laughing at themselves?
Xu Damao felt ashamed and kept cursing silly Zhu in his heart.

"Stop me all!"

Yi Zhonghai stood up at this time.

Yan Bugui also followed.

"Yan Laoji, what's the matter with you?"

"Silly Zhu, you..."

Silly Zhu disdains: "What are you, I'm not wrong!"

"Ding, get Yan Bugui's emotional value, 3 points!"

Yi Zhonghai frowned: "Silly Zhu, why are you talking to Lao Yan?"

"He is your elder no matter what!"

"elder?"

"His surname is Yan, and my surname is He. What kind of elder is he?"

Yi Zhonghai felt offended by Silly Zhu and felt unhappy.

"Ding, get 1 point of Yi Zhonghai's anger!"

"What is the taste?"

At this time someone shouted.

Yi Zhonghai suddenly remembered that Chinese medicine was still boiling on his coal stove.

"My wife, go back and have a look, don't let the medicine pot burn dry."

"Okay, I'll go back now."

At this time, He Yuzhu activated his poisonous tongue skill: "You are over forty this year. Can you still give birth at this age?"

Ignoring Yi Zhonghai's dark complexion, he continued: "If he could give birth, he would have given birth earlier, and taking medicine is useless."

"I haven't taken less medicine for so many years, I think it's better not to waste medicine, you just have no children!"

"Hahaha······"

At this time, the neighbors couldn't bear it anymore, and they all laughed and laughed!

"Ding, get the emotional value of the neighbors, 32 points!"

Yi Zhonghai finally couldn't hold back anymore.

He broke the defense.

You can say anything about him, but it is his weakness to say that he is a poor man.

"Silly Zhu, you are so lawless."

"Ding, get Yi Zhonghai's emotional value, 10 points!"

Haha, Yi Zhonghai contributed quite a lot in one go. It seems like I have to brush him a few more times.

Ten points of rage can be simulated for one day, and Yi Zhonghai contributed one day's simulation alone. It seems that he needs to be used more times on him.

"Why, am I not telling the truth?"

"Come on, come on, everyone, judge, am I wrong?"

"Ding, get Yi Zhonghai's emotional value, 12 points!"

Yi Zhonghai wanted to tear himself apart from Shazhu, but he didn't dare, because he had always advertised himself as a moral god. If he broke his face, his hypocritical mask would be lost, and his good reputation accumulated over the years would also be ruined.

Isn't it a failure?

Yi Zhonghai comforted himself silently, he is a fool, he is not angry, not angry!
"Silly Zhu, do you know how to respect the old and love the young? How can you talk to Master Yi!"

He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao helplessly, why do you always come out and jump around? Why don't you give me food and collect the corpses for me? I don't want to hurt you, but for the sake of emotional value, I'm sorry.

"waste!"

"What do you say?"

"Xu Damao, your ears aren't stuffed with chicken feathers, are you?"

He Yuzhu paused every word: "I, say, you, yes, waste!"

"Silly Zhu, I will fight with you!"

It's just that Xu Damao was grabbed by the neck by Xu Fugui: "You go home for me!"

"Isn't that embarrassing enough?"

Xu Fugui is a smart person, he can just watch the show by himself, but what if he participates in the show?It is possible!
"What's the noise!"

"Are you going to let my old lady sleep?"

"Silly Zhuzi, look at you, you are making all the noise in the yard, and you still don't want to go back to sleep!"

The deaf old lady went out, He Yuzhu had no choice but to give up, the emotional value is not completed in a day, anyway, the days are long, so slowly.

But the deaf old lady is a household with five guarantees, a widow and lonely old man, and the people in the yard dare not provoke her. If I get mad at her, I can't bear the responsibility!
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(End of this chapter)