Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 5 He Daqing prepares to leave!
Everyone in the alley knows He Yuzhu's virtues very well. He is just a reckless man, otherwise he would have a nickname: Silly Zhu?

Everyone was holding their stomachs and squatting anxiously.

"+++"

"Don't jump in line, don't talk about martial arts!"

"I can't hold it in any longer. Who told you to watch the fun?"

Because there was an empty seat in the dry toilet, no one was grinding their teeth with He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu sighed and looked at the queue in front of him. How long would he have to wait if he was queued up?

But I can no longer make people angry. I have the intention to jump in line arbitrarily and unreasonably, but I am also really afraid of being beaten by a group of people.

"Master Yi..."

"Master Liu..."

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong came hand in hand.

Many people in the front took the initiative to let them jump in line and stand in front of them.

He Yuzhu touched the non-existent stubble and rolled his eyes.

"Uncle Yi..."

"Pillar!"

Because He Yuzhu just offended him and exposed his scars, now seeing He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai feels very upset!
"It's like meeting a relative!"

He Yuzhu covered his stomach: "Uncle Yi, I have cramps in my stomach. Can I stand in front of you?"

Without waiting for Yi Zhonghai to react, He Yuzhu took a step across, squeezed the people in front of him, and stood in front of Yi Zhonghai.

"Don't squeeze the ones behind!"

"Shout what to shout, it's a cold day, squeeze to keep warm!"

"Ding, get 2 points of emotional value from passers-by!"

He Yuzhu yelled at the person in front, then smiled at Yi Zhonghai and said:
"I knew you would always agree. Who makes you the most respected Master Yi in our hospital?"

"hehe·····"

What else can Yi Zhonghai say, the good guy's character design cannot be broken.

"Ding, get 1 point of Yi Zhonghai's emotional value!"

Seeing that it was He Yuzhu's turn, Yan Bugui also ran over.

"Silly Zhu, I..."

You go on my side, He Yuzhu pulled Yan Pugui, and got in immediately while there was no one coming out.

"Ding, get 1 point of Yan Bugui's emotional value."

Outside the toilet, Yan Bugui looked at Yi Zhonghai.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he said in embarrassment: "Young people nowadays don't know how to respect the old and love the young at all!"

Yi Zhonghai should have agreed with Yan Bugui's statement, but he knew that once he agreed with Yan Bugui, he was afraid that he would be blocked again. Can he use the toilet?
The conversation changed: "Lao Yan, you are not old, you are not even forty yet!"

Yan Bugui knew that Yi Zhonghai didn't want to jump in line by himself!

At this moment, another person came out from inside, Yan Bugui had quick eyes and quick feet.

"Old Yi, I can't hold back anymore, I'll let you stand in front of me next time!"

He Yuzhu didn't care. The intrigue between these two old foxes was all over the place even after going to the toilet.

Putting on his pants, he turned around and left with a chamber pot in his hand, leaving the position where the machine guns were firing in front and the gunfire was raging behind.

Breakfast stall at the entrance of the alley.

"Here are three fried dough sticks!"

"Do you want soy juice, soy milk, tofu curd?"

"No, just three fried dough sticks."

Go back and make some millet porridge, isn't it delicious!
"Two thousand three hundred and four for three fritters!"

He Yuzhu was stunned, two thousand three hundred and four?
"I asked, are you trying to trick me on purpose?"

"Didn't you pay back 700 yuan for each fried dough stick two days ago?"

"The prices of oil and noodles have risen in the past two days, and my fried dough sticks will naturally rise as well."

He Yuzhu's heart ached, and a deep-fried dough stick went up by 80 yuan, seven hundred and eighty one.

But I still have to eat, the rain is growing my body, and I don’t like to eat corn bread, that stuff is dry and scratches my throat!
If you leave it outside for a day and dry, you can use it as a stone!

After buying three deep-fried dough sticks, He Yushui had already washed himself when he got home.

sensible!

"Rain, I'll wash first, then cook!"

Scoop out cold water from the water tank with a ladle, then mix it with hot water, and wash your face!
There were only a few eggs at home, so He Yuzhu was not polite and just fried them in oil.

Then I cooked a pot of millet porridge in a small aluminum pot!
"Brother, you ate all the eggs, aren't you afraid that our father will come back and beat you?"

"Dare he?"

He Yuzhu couldn't help feeling depressed when he thought of his father, who was about to sleep and fly with him.

Picked up an egg for He Yushui: "You are still growing up, eat more."

“Scrambled eggs are delicious!”

"Ding, get He Yuyu's emotional value 2 points!"

He Yuzhu: "Yu Shui, I'll send you to the deaf old lady's house in the backyard after dinner, and come back at noon to cook for you!"

He Yushui shook his chopsticks: "I won't go."

"I don't like old ladies in the backyard."

"She won't give me anything good to eat."

He Yuzhu pouted, and usually gave the old lady delicious food, but she treated the rain like this.

"That's fine, if you don't go, don't go, you will be at home!"

After eating, some wet coals were put on the coal stove, so that the coals would resist burning, and the room would not be too hot and dry.

After finishing the work, I went to work by bike.

"Silly······"

When they met Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong on the road, the two of them, He Yuzhu, pretended not to see them.

"This silly pillar, you still want to ask him to give me a ride."

"Ding, get 3 emotional points in bangs!"

He Yuzhu thought to himself: The face-saving Liu Haizhong made a big contribution!
Then, Xu Fugui also flashed past them.

"Old Xu!"

"What's wrong with Lao Liu?"

"Lao Xu, can you give me a piece of advice?"

Xu Fugui: "Old Liu, I am willing."

"But this bicycle belongs to the public. How can I use it for private use?"

"Are you right?"

Liu Haizhong······

"Yes, yes, don't delay your work!"

Only then did Xu Fugui get on the bike again and left quickly.

Phew, what!
Why don't you just give me a ride!

Yi Zhonghai: "Old Liu, if you eat less, you don't know that fat people will wheeze while walking!"

Xu Fugui also turned towards the side of the road and took a sip!
"What, still want you to let me carry you?"

It looks ugly, but it looks beautiful!
He Yuzhu came to the gate of the factory and got off his bicycle.

Because riding a bicycle on a rampage is not allowed in the factory, they can only enter the factory area with a cart.

After locking the bicycle in the shed, He Yuzhu came to the cafeteria.

"dad!"

"Pillar, come with me!"

He Yuzhu thought to himself, here he comes, here he comes, is he going to have a showdown with me?
"Zhuzi, I've made an agreement with the director. From now on, you will be the chef of the back kitchen."

"what?"

He Daqing: "It's time for you to become an apprentice. With your current cooking skills, you can make a small stove without any problem."

He Yuzhu: "Then my salary is only 35 yuan per month?"

He Daqing: "Yes, 35 per month!"

Along the way, He Yuzhu felt an indescribable feeling in his heart.

My father was obviously preparing to leave.

The father and son came to the canteen director's office. He Daqing knocked on the door and went in first.

"Director, what did I tell you?"

"Master He, don't worry, there's no problem!"

"I've already said hello to the human resources department. Silly Zhu's salary will change next month!"

He Daqing squinted his eyes: "Then thank you, director."

Then he took out a brown paper envelope from his pocket.

"Director, I have to trouble you to announce it to the people in the cafeteria!"

"Small idea!"

The kraft paper envelope was held in the director's hand without showing any emotion, and he pinched it to feel the thickness.

Well, He Daqing is quite thoughtful.

Obviously, the thickness of this kraft paper is recognized.

"Zilla, come in."

"Director, Dad."

"Zhuzi, thank you, Director."

He Yuzhu also knew that it was up to him whether he could get rid of his apprentice's salary.

"Thank you, Director."

"Okay, you guys go back first, I'll go to the cafeteria to announce in a while!"

　New book, asking for everything!
　　Favorites, recommend tickets!

　　The most important thing is to follow up, if you don't follow up, you won't be able to get the recommendation, if you can't get the recommended book, you will die!

　　


(End of this chapter)