Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Jia Dongxu had just gotten married and hadn't even had his wedding night when he made such a joke.

But not long after, a quarrel broke out in the Jia family.

Jia Zhang was trying to establish Qiao Yun's authority and wanted to torture her daughter-in-law, mainly because she looked down on Qiao Yun's background.

But you have already messed up the couple's wedding, and now you want to set rules on this day?

Jia Zhang: "Qiao Yun, I am your mother-in-law."

Qiao Yun: 'I know.'

"Then I asked you to get me some water to wash my feet. What's wrong with washing my feet?"

"You are being disrespectful."

Qiao Yun was also furious: "Are you in your seventies or eighties?"

"Besides, I haven't even settled accounts with you today because of your interference. Do you still want to deliberately torture me?"

"I, Qiao Yun, will not tolerate your anger."

Jia Dongxu: "Stop arguing, both of you."

Jia Zhang: "Dongxu, beat her up for me."

"mom!"

Jia Dongxu was helpless. How could he beat his new bride on the wedding night?
Qiao Yun looked at Jia Dongxu and said, "If you dare to touch me, I will go to the street and the police station to sue you."

"Besides, you better discipline your mother who only knows how to throw tantrums."

Discipline her?
Jia Dongxu looked at Jia Zhang, who looked like a pig kidney, and felt insecure!

"Stop it. If you continue, our family will really become a joke."

"Do you still want to live here?"

The Jia family's house was very small, and there was a curtain drawn over the kang.

Jia Dongxu wanted to get intimate, but there was Jia Zhang between them through a curtain.

Qiao Yun pointed at Jia Zhang and whispered, "Let's talk about it after she falls asleep."

When Jia Dongxu thought about what he was doing, Jia Zhangshi also felt uncomfortable beside him.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jia Zhang finally snored, but his young wife also fell asleep.

Jia Dongxu felt a little sad. He put on his clothes, went to the door of his house and squatted on the ground to smoke.

Jia Dongxu was very upset. Today was really terrible.

He Yuzhu was about to go home, and when he was taking He Yushui out, he saw Jia Dongxu.

Xu Damao sent them to see Jia Dongxu talking rudely: "Jia Dongxu, what are you doing?"

"Kicked out by your new bride?"

"It's still me who can't do it!"

"Ha ha·····"

Jia Dongxu stood up and said, "Xu Damao, you're asking for a beating."

Jia Dongxu was already very angry, and now Xu Damao came to provoke him, so he couldn't suppress his anger anymore.

When Xu Damao saw Jia Dongxu coming towards him, he ran immediately and ran back to the backyard.

"Bang."

shut the door,
Xu Fugui: "You let the dog chase you?"

"Where's the pillar?"

"Yes, Brother Zhu should leave."

At this time, Jia Dongxu stood at the door of their house and said, "Xu Damao, you bastard, come out here."

Xu Fugui····

"Aren't you out seeing someone off?"

"Why did you mess with Jia Dongxu?"

Xu's mother: "Jia Dongxu, what are you shouting at my door so late at night?"

"I won't go back to accompany your new wife."

Jia Dongxu still refused to give in.

Xu Fugui had no choice but to open the door: "Stop howling."

"What are you going to do?"

"Let Xu Damao come out. I want to beat him up."

Xu Fugui·····

"Jia Dongxu, you are too arrogant. You said in front of me that you would beat my son?"

Jia Dongxu's eyes were red: "It was for him to say such bastard words."

Xu Fugui····

Son of a bitch? Then what am I?
After a few words of argument, Xu Fugui started to fight with Jia Dongxu.

Xu Damao no longer pretended to be a grandson at this time. He and his son joined the battle. The father and son fought against Jia Dongxu, making him cry in pain.

The people in the Siheyuan also came out at this time. Watching the fun is the custom of the people in the Siheyuan.

"Jia Dongxu, stand up."

"Jia Dongxu, don't send me off."

"Xu Damao, you haven't eaten yet!"

"Please use some strength."

Jia Zhang and Qiao Yun also came.

"Stop fighting, stop fighting."

"Dongxu, my son..."

Qiao Yun shouted, "Who, who touched me?"

"Hahaha····"

There was constant shouting and laughter.

Yi Zhonghai had to come forward

"Assistant, are you not done yet?"

"What happened?"

Jia Dongxu was beaten black and blue.

"The Xu family bullies people."

Xu Fugui: "Bullying people?"

"You blocked my door and cursed me, and you said we were bullying?"

Jia Zhang: "Xu Fugui, you bastard, you two Xu family members are bullying Dongxu, Old Jia, come up and take a look."

"Take Xu Fugui and the others away."

Liu Haizhong: "It makes my head hurt."

Yan Bugui: "Ms. Jia Zhang, you are being superstitious!"

Yi Zhonghai: "Tell us one by one what happened."

"Explain it clearly from beginning to end, otherwise will everyone still be able to sleep?"

"We still have to go to work tomorrow. You guys are disturbing others' rest by making them rest like this."

Xu Fugui: "This Jia Dongxu blocked my door and cursed at me."

Jia Dongxu: "Xu Damao was the one who provoked me first."

Xu Damao: "Bullshit."

"I just asked you a question when I saw you squatting in the yard late at night without sleeping."

Jia Dongxu: "You are talking nonsense, you are insulting me."

Xu Damao: "I said you insulted me, who can prove it?"

"Jia Dongxu, you deserve it,"

Jia Dongxu: You...

After going through all that, everyone understood what was said. It wasn't a big deal.

"I think we should just leave it at that."

Yi Zhonghai: "It's just a misunderstanding, so leave it at that."

Jia Zhang: "No."

"Look how we beat Dongxu."

Yi Zhonghai: "What else do you want?"

"Compensate."

"Yes, let the Xu family pay for it."

Yi Zhonghai looked at Xu Fugui: "Old Xu, what do you think?"

Xu Fugui: "Dream on."

"Still want to blackmail me?"

"Do you believe me if I send you in to mine?"

The Undead Summoning Technique is launched. Jia Zhang is about to summon Old Jia, but Yan Bugui says: "No feudal superstition is allowed."

Jia Zhang seemed to be strangled by the neck.

"Let's leave it at that for today. We'll discuss this matter after work tomorrow. We'll have a meeting tomorrow and discuss it then."

Jia Zhang: "We can't just let the Xu family go"

Yi Zhonghai: "If you don't agree, I won't care."

"Hello everyone, go back to bed."

The next day.

Jia Zhang got up to go to the toilet, and Jia Dongxu took the opportunity to consummate the marriage.

Just as Qiao Yun was about to say something, Jia Dongxu was done.

Qiao Yun·····
Is it over before it even begins?
What kind of loser did I marry?
He Yuzhu and He Yushui were driving home when they suddenly braked suddenly.

A drunk, staggering woman was walking in the middle of the road.

He Yuzhu got off the car and wanted to curse a few words but then he saw that he was an acquaintance.

Lin Cuiqing.

"Ma'am, are you okay?"

"No, it's okay."

He Yuzhu: "It's already this hour, it's not safe for you to be outside as a woman, how about I take you home?"

"go home?"

Lin Cuiqing shook her head again and again after hearing this: "I won't go home."

The smell of alcohol on her body was quite pungent, and He Yuzhu couldn't just ignore her.

"Deer, get in the car with me first."

He Yuzhu knew where she lived, so he lived in Zhima Hutong, not far from his own home.

The proprietress of Qinfangju, probably had a quarrel with Yan Zhensheng, and was in a bad mood and drank too much.

After helping Lin Cuiqing get into the car, he drove to take the sleepy He Yushui back first. Qin Huairu: "Give me Yushui."

He Yuzhu: "Okay, you and Huizhen take her to rest early."

Qin Huairu: "Aren't you coming in?"

He Yuzhu: "A neighbor was drunk and I met him, so I sent him back."

He Yuzhu got back in the car and drove to Qinfangju, which is also famous for its pickles.

But it's closed at this time.

"Ms. Lin, we've arrived."

Lin Cuiqing had fallen asleep at this time.

He Yuzhu woke her up. Lin Cuiqing said in a daze: "Haha, I...I remember you."

He Yuzhu: "Yes, we all live in the same alley, so we must have seen each other before!"

Lin Cuiqing suddenly hugged his neck and asked, "Am I beautiful?"

He Yuzhu: "Beautiful."

"lie.,"

"You lied."

"Don't you men like younger girls?"

"I am old, not young anymore, and I am a yellow-faced woman."

He Yuzhu······

I am not your man Yan Zhensheng!

Lin Cuiqing went crazy due to the alcohol and He Yuzhu almost lost his position.

He Yuzhu sighed, this woman has quite a strong grip.

Lin Cuiqing suddenly burst into tears.

He Yuzhu was a little panicked: "I say, why are you crying in the middle of the night?"

"If someone sees this, they'll think I'm bullying you. How will I explain it clearly then?"

Lin Cuiqing washed her nose and choked up: "You are a good person."

I am a good person?
Okay, just consider it as a compliment.

"We're at your house now, go home."

Lin Cuiqing stared blankly at Qinfangju: "This is no longer my home."

"Please take me to another place, please."

Under Lin Cuiqing's command, He Yuzhu sent her to a nearby alley.

"Come in and sit down?"

He Yuzhu: "Then sit down."

"Don't be nervous. Tomorrow you and I will be strangers."

Faced with the crazy Lin Cuiqing, He Yuzhu had no choice but to try his best to deal with her.

He Yuzhu left before dawn.

Lin Cuiqing lay there looking at the ceiling, wondering what she was thinking.

He Yuzhu returned home and did not wake up Chen Xueru and Mu Chunhua, but went to the side room.

Qin Huairu and He Yushui were in the east wing, while Xu Huizhen was alone in the west wing.

He Yuzhu decisively chose the west wing. Xu Huizhen vaguely felt that it was him, but did not say anything.

Just looking forward to something, but He Yuzhu went to bed and fell asleep.

After dawn.

Xu Huizhen: "Zhu Zi, wake up, it's dawn."

He Yuzhu woke up dazedly: "I'll sleep a little longer."

Xu Huizhen: "Didn't you say you can't be late or leave early? What about the experts..."

He Yuzhu suddenly woke up and gave her a kiss: "Fortunately you reminded me."

"I'm afraid that Lao Zhao and his eldest sister won't be able to handle it if I'm not here."

Xu Huizhen said coquettishly: "Hateful."

Looking at the coquettish Xu Huizhen, He Yuzhu had some ideas, but it was already dawn and there was no time.

"Leave the door open for me at night."

Xu Huizhen nodded: "Okay."

He Yuzhu hurriedly washed and then ate.

"What about the rain?"

"Not up yet."

'Go and wake her up to eat so she can go to school.'

Qin Huairu: "I dare not shout."

He Yuzhu put down his bowl and chopsticks: "I'll go."

Arriving at the east wing, He Yuzhu pushed He Yushui and said, "Get up."

"Brother, I don't want to."

"So are you going to school?"

"Do you want to play with the kids?"

"Are you still making cars?"

By car?

"Sit down. I'll get up now."

When he heard that they were going to take a bus, He Yushui got up immediately and was no longer sleepy.

A hundred times more energetic.

She wanted to show off to the kids.

He even washed up happily and sat at the dining table slurping rice porridge.

He Daqing was surprised: "How did you wake her up?"

He Yuzhu: "I just asked her if she wanted to take the bus."

He Daqing burst out laughing.

After finishing his meal, He Yushui kissed his little nephew hard.

"Ai Min, auntie will play with you after school tonight."

Little Aimin babbled in baby language.

Mu Chunhua didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How did you two communicate?"

He Yushui smiled and said, "My nephew told me to come back soon."

Looking at He Yushui, the little princess of the He family, she is such a living treasure!

He Yuzhu drove He Daqing and He Yushui directly to the factory and dropped He Yushui off at the school gate.

"Come to the cafeteria to meet me after school at noon."

"understood."

After getting off the bus, I took the initiative to say hello to my classmates.

"Meifeng."

"Look, I came here by car today."

He Yuzhu ignored him and went straight to the factory.

At the gate, the security personnel immediately let us in.

Are you kidding? Does the section chief need to check?
Do you want to make progress?

Small second floor.

"Director, you are finally here."

He Yuzhu: "What did you do?"

"Meat buns."

"Thin porridge, pickles, and salted duck eggs."

He Yuzhu: "That's all. If you don't have time to cook or something else delays you, just go buy some fried dough sticks or something to make do with it, and give them something new to eat."

Zhao Jianshe: “Fried dough sticks?”

"Why don't we just blow it up ourselves?"

He Yuzhu: "Where are the buns?"

"It's in the steamer."

"Give me two to try."

He Yuzhu took a bite and found it okay.

Although not as good as myself, it is very fragrant if there is more meat.

Li Huaide walked in.

"Zhu Zi, what did you do this morning?"

"Brother Li, come and try the meat buns made by Lao Zhao and his brother."

Li Huaide: "Give me two. I just missed breakfast."

He Yuzhu: "Sister, serve Brother Li some hot porridge, and go cut a salted duck egg."

Li Huaide ate with a slurp: "Not bad."

He Yuzhu: "I'll mix the stuffing before I get off work tonight, and let you taste the buns I made tomorrow!"

Li Huaide: "Zhu Zi, my mother-in-law is having a birthday party, you can't leave now."

He Yuzhu: "You order the food, and when I'm done, you can just drive away."

Li Huaide: "It works."

"I'll have someone send the ingredients over. You can make it before you get off work tonight, and I'll take it away when I get off work."

In the morning, several engineers came to eat, and they were all very satisfied.

Even the translator ate several big buns.

When He Yuzhu saw the pickles they brought with them, he thought of getting some for them as well.

"Old Zhao, go to the market and see if there are any twisted cucumbers. If not, go to the nearby countryside and look around."

Zhao Jianshe: "Pickled vegetables?"

He Yuzhu: "No."

Pointing to the canned food on the dining table: "Pickled cucumbers."

Zhao Jianshe: "Pickled cucumbers?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "Yes, pickles."

Zhao Jianshe felt a toothache: "How can it eat this sour cucumber?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Sour cucumbers can help relieve the greasiness of meat. These people rely on them to relieve the greasiness of meat."

Zhao Jianshe couldn't understand why garlic was not good for eating meat to relieve the greasiness. (End of this chapter)