Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

After clearing the drain, He Yuzhu rushed home under the stars.

He decided not to eat takeout after he got home, as he had several hungry guests waiting for him to eat at home.

"Xu Damao?"

"What are you doing hanging around my doorstep?"

Xu Damao said servilely: "Brother Zhu, I need your advice on something."

He Yuzhu: "Get in the car, don't stand."

"Ai."

Xu Damao got into the car, touched this and looked at that: "Brother Zhu, your car is awesome."

He Yuzhu: "It's public property, not mine."

"Hey, what's the difference with yours?"

Xu Damao said enviously: "You drive it every day anyway."

"Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Xu Damao: "Please help me calm down the situation."

He Yuzhu pointed at himself: "Me?"

Xu Damao nodded: "Yes, my eldest sister wants a divorce."

It turned out to be Xu Huiqiu.

"Okay, then let's get a divorce."

Xu Damao said angrily: "But that bastard doesn't agree, and I can't beat him."

He Yuzhu handed him his own gun and asked, "Do you dare to use it to scare him?"

Xu Damao: "This thing can easily go off."

He Yuzhu: "It's fucked up."

"when to go?"

Xu Damao: "Now?"

He Yuzhu: "You smoke a cigarette and wait for me in the car. I'll tell my family."

He Yuzhu got out of the car and pushed open the door.

"The pillar is back."

“Who’s going to cook?”

"Our dad."

"Go tell Xueru and Huaer that Xu Damao is here to see me. I'm going out with him to do something."

Xu Huizhen: "Are you not eating at home tonight?"

"Let Brother Damao come in and eat together."

He Yuzhu: "He doesn't even have any memories of his past life, how will he explain it to you guys?"

"Okay, I'm leaving."

"By the way, don't give He Yushui honey water. If she wets the bed again, I'll see how you guys are going to comfort her."

He Yuzhu turned and went out.

After getting in the car: "Xu Damao, you show the way."

He Daqing came out of the kitchen carrying food: "Who is it?"

Xu Huizhen: "Zhu Zi said he won't be back for dinner tonight, and he went out to do some work with Xu Damao."

He Daqing nodded: "Call everyone to eat."

Following Xu Damao's directions, He Yuzhu drove to his eldest sister's house.

"sister."

"Da Mao, why are you here?"

Xu Damao stepped aside and said, "I'll bring Brother Zhu to help you."

Xu Huiqiu looked at He Yuzhu: "It's Zhuzi, the house is a little messy, don't mind."

Xu Damao looked at the wound on Xu Huiqiu's face and asked, "Did that bastard hit you again?"

Xu Huiqiu lowered her head and said, "I asked for a divorce but he didn't agree, so he got angry."

Xu Damao asked angrily: "Where are the others?"

Xu Huiqiu: "I went out for a drink."

He Yuzhu: "Da Mao, take your sister back to the courtyard first, and we will take care of the rest."

Xu Damao: "Yes, listen to Brother Zhu."

"Big sister, pack your things."

Xu Huiqiu: "Hey."

"There's nothing valuable in this house, so let's just leave."

"But, Damao, what should I do if I get divorced as a housewife?"

Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu: "Brother Zhu, what will happen to my sister in the future?"

He Yuzhu·····

Forget it, he’s my brother.

"Go work in the canteen of the steel mill. There are dormitories in the factory. Food and accommodation are all taken care of."

Xu Damao: "Big sister, did you hear me? Just put your mind at ease."

Xu Huiqiu was surprised and asked, "Ah?"

"Is it that easy?"

Xu Damao said proudly: "My brother Zhu is now the leader of the factory."

"The head of the security department is also the canteen director. He is a favorite of the leaders, so it is not easy to assign him a job."

He Yuzhu kicked him and said, "Don't talk nonsense."

"It's not good for people to hear!"

"Hey, I understand. Leaders are all low-key."

He Yuzhu did not refute, because arranging a job was really no big deal for him.

"Sister Huiqiu, listen to Damao. When you get divorced, go to work at the steel mill."

Xu Huiqiu didn't expect that He Yuzhu was not only a cook, but also so capable.

I simply packed my belongings and a few changes of clothes and prepared to leave.

As soon as he went out, he happened to meet Xu Damao's brother-in-law.

Enemies are extremely jealous when they meet.

Xu Damao went up to him and said, "I told you to beat my sister."

"Xu Damao, you are looking for death, right? You dare to hit me?"

"You are just like a little chicken..."

Xu Huiqiu's man was about to fight back when he suddenly stopped moving, as if he had sobered up.

"Brother, let's talk it over. Please, please don't fire the gun."

He Yuzhu stared at his forehead with his weapon: "Aren't you tough? Come on, show me how tough you are."

"I don't believe you really dare to shoot."

He Yuzhu sneered: "You don't believe it, right?"

"Xu Damao."

"Brother Zhu."

"You hit me."

"what?"

"I'll let you punch me."

Xu Damao was a little confused: "Brother Zhu, you don't have a fever, do you?"

He Yuzhu: "If you don't hit me, how can I pin the blame on him?"

"If you hit me, I'll say it was him. Then if I suspect he's Dieter, I can kill him with good reason."

Xu Damao's eyes lit up: "This is good, this is good."

"Brother Zhu, I'll be gentle."

He Yuzhu: "Hit him in the face. It's okay if it's a little harder. I'll just kill him."

Xu Damao's brother-in-law was terrified, thinking that he had met a ruthless person.

"Pfft."

"Master, I was wrong."

Xu Damao curled his lips: "It's boring, don't give in."

He Yuzhu: "Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, I will take my household registration and divorce Hsu Hui-chiu. Can you do it?"

"Yes, it must be possible."

He Yuzhu: "I'll trust you once. If you don't go tomorrow, I'll make you disappear from the city."

He Yuzhu put away his weapon, then opened the car door, got in, started the car, and left with Xu Damao and Xu Huiqiu.

Xu Huiqiu's man only dared to stand up after seeing them walk away. He was so scared that his whole body was wet.

Although I don’t know He Yuzhu’s identity, I can tell he is not an ordinary person just by looking at him driving a jeep. This brother-in-law has climbed up the social ladder!
He thought He Yuzhu was a child of a wealthy family, so he was even more afraid to offend him.

Even though I am reluctant to end this marriage, I have to end it.

The jeep arrived at the courtyard, and Yan Bugui smiled as soon as He Yuzhu got off the car.

"Director He is here."

"Teacher Yan, I'm a little scared when you look at me like that."

Xu Damao: "Brother Zhu, what are you afraid of him doing?"

"I'm afraid he's plotting against me!"

"Hahaha." "Just kidding, Mr. Yan, you are busy."

The three men crossed the front yard and came to the middle yard.

He Yuzhu nodded to his neighbors and went to the backyard.

Liu Haizhong: "Xiao He... Director is here."

He Yuzhu: "Master Liu, let's play chess."

Liu Haizhong: "What are you doing?"

"I'm visiting the Xu family."

"You play."

Xu Damao opened the door of his house: "Mom and Dad, we are back."

Father Xu: "Is the matter settled?"

Xu Damao: "I will definitely solve it if I take action."

When Father Xu saw He Yuzhu behind him, he understood everything.

"Zhu Zi is here, come in and sit down."

"Little sister, go make tea for your brother Zhuzi."

He Yuzhu: "Uncle Xu, let Damao go and stop torturing my little sister."

Xu Xiaomei said obediently: "Brother Zhuzi."

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Xiaomei and joked, "Da Mao, you are from the same mother. Look at my sister and then look at yourself. How do you look different?"

Xu Damao touched his long face and felt good about himself: "I sound handsome!"

He Yuzhu: "But why do I think my younger sister is prettier?"

Xu Damao: "Tsk, she's still just a little kid."

Xu Xiaomei was dissatisfied: "I am not a child anymore, I am already in primary school."

Xu's mother came in at this time, holding a plate of peanuts in her hand: "Zhu Zi is here."

"Auntie."

Xu's mother: "You guys chat, I'll go make two side dishes."

Xu Damao: "I'll go get some wine, let's drink first."

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Xiaomei and said, "You are also studying in the children's school. You should get close to our Yushui more often."

Xu Xiaomei: "I want to, too."

"But there are too many people around Yu Shui every day."

He Yuzhu: "Is he so popular?"

Xu Damao: "Those people are approaching you just to please the rain."

"You're the only one who doesn't know it yet."

He Yuzhu: "She's just a child, what's the point of trying to please her?"

Xu Xiaomei: "If we bring rainwater every day, we will have a lot of delicious food."

He Yuzhu now understood why He Yushui carried so many things with him every day.

With the help of Xu Huiqiu, Xu's mother quickly made a few side dishes.

At the dinner table, Xu Damao told everyone in vivid detail how he went to find He Yuzhu and dealt with his brother-in-law.

Xu Fugui: "Zhu Zi, as a father, I thank you for your kindness."

He Yuzhu: "Uncle Xu, there's no need for us to be like this. It's too polite to say thank you after knowing each other for so many years."

Xu's mother: "Zhu Zi, can Hui Qiu really go to the cafeteria?"

He Yuzhu: "Yes, but I will be a temporary worker first and then become a regular employee with others at the end of the year."

Father Xu: "Don't worry, Zhuzi, I won't make things difficult for you."

He Yuzhu: "No, if Uncle Xu wants to thank me, just buy me a drink."

"I get angry when you send me something."

Xu Fugui toasted him repeatedly to thank him.

"Zhu Zi, Damao's projection technology has matured."

He Yuzhu: "You learned it so quickly?"

Xu Damao said arrogantly: "Don't you see who I am?"

He Yuzhu touched his chin and said, "Okay, I believe you. Don't go to the countryside these days."

"The leader from above is coming that day, so I'll arrange for you to show everyone a movie after dinner."

"Please don't let me down when the time comes, or I'll be embarrassed."

Xu Damao said excitedly: "Don't worry."

He Yuzhu: "Okay, perform well. If you do well, I will talk to the factory and make you a regular employee ahead of schedule."

"Work hard in the Propaganda Department in the future, and I will promote you to be an officer when the time comes."

Xu Damao picked up the wine glass: "I'll drink it, you can do whatever you want."

He Yuzhu laughed and said, "You are trying to grab the wine."

"By the way, don't act like a big shot when drinking with your boss in the future. Drinking too much will only make you look bad. You are good at making jokes and creating an atmosphere, but drinking is not your strong point."

Xu Damao: "Hehe, actually I forced myself to drink it too."

Xu Fugui: "Zhu Zi, you said that there is Damao in the factory, should I change my unit?"

He Yuzhu: "Uncle Xu, if you have a better choice, you can."

"If not, you'd better stay in the factory. The treatment in the factory is good."

"The factory will definitely build a house in the next two years, and you will definitely be able to get one then."

Xu Fugui: "Divide the house?"

He Yuzhu: "Yes, the tube building."

"Let's not talk about other things. There are so many leaders in the factory and there are constantly more technical personnel joining. The accommodation problem of these people must be solved."

"Unlike ordinary workers who can be arranged arbitrarily, these people must be kept together so that they can be protected."

Xu Fugui: "It has nothing to do with me!"

He Yuzhu: "At present, showing movies is also a skill. I will find a way for you when the time comes. It will be no problem for you and Damao to each have a room."

Xu Damao said excitedly: "That's great. Living in a building means you don't have to burn the stove yourself. There are also indoor toilets and running water."

He Yuzhu: "In fact, if we talk about value, this courtyard house is more valuable, but it is just not as convenient as the tube-shaped building."

Xu's mother: "I know about the tube building, but the tube building has a very small reputation."

He Yuzhu: "It's not big, so Uncle Xu and Damao each have one. The two rooms connected together will be enough for Damao to get married and have children in the future."

"Besides, it's already early for him to get married, and you can move in and enjoy your life there."

After drinking at Xu's house, He Yuzhu was ready to leave.

It was Xu Damao who sent him off again, but when they arrived at the central courtyard, Qiao Yun was staring at him.

"Brother Zhuzi is here."

"Hello, sister-in-law Jia."

The two looked at each other and He Yuzhu left.

Xu Damao: "Brother Zhu, the more I look at Qiao Yun, the more attractive she becomes!"

He Yuzhu: "Seafood flavor?"

"Don't set your sights on someone else's wife. Jia Zhang is not someone you want to mess with."

"If you want to make progress in the future, you need to pay attention to your private life. Don't let this stop you from being a leader."

Xu Damao: "I will definitely pay attention."

He Yuzhu: "Everyone does this when it comes to taking bribes, but no one will cover you up if you have problems in your private life. You should think about it yourself."

"Do you want a career or a woman?"

He Yuzhu got into the car. Fortunately, there were few cars these days and there was no such thing as drunk driving.

Qiao Yun returned to the house.

"Dongxu, I have a chance to work in the factory,"

Jia Dongxu: “Really?”

Qiao Yun: "How can I lie to you?"

"I'm telling you, now all that's missing is a gift."

Jia Dongxu: "But we both don't have any money."

Qiao Yun: "We don't have it, but grandma does."

Looking at the expression on Jia Dongxu's face, Qiao Yun explained the facts to him:
"Let me tell you, if I go to work, our family will have two working people. Just imagine how our family will be when there's one more person earning money."

Thinking of Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu felt helpless: "But I can't fool my mother either."

Qiao Yun: "We are borrowing money from her, not asking for it."

"I can write her an IOU."

"If he doesn't agree, you can scare him and tell him you'll send her back to the countryside."

Jia Dongxu: “Isn’t this bad?”

Qiao Yun: "I just want to work to earn more money for this family and live a good life. Am I wrong?"

Jia Dongxu: "Then I'll discuss it with him."

Qiao Yun: "It's not a discussion, it's a must."

"Otherwise, how are you going to support the family with your salary?"

"Your mother alone eats up half of your salary. How do you live like this?"

"If I get pregnant and give birth to a child again, will I have to starve?"

Thinking of his mother, Jia Dongxu felt helpless. How could she have such a thing happen to her?
But who made me suffer this? It's a headache. (End of this chapter)