Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 72 Yan Bugui and Silly Zhu plot against each other! (seeking subscription)
"Third Master, I'm busy!"

Yan Bugui squatted on the ground, looking at his flowerpot with a smile on his eyes.

"Pillar, just in time!"

"Look, look, the green onions I planted in the flower pot!"

Yan Bugui's tone was full of showing off.

He Yuzhu: "Third uncle, it's a waste for you to plant green onions. Why don't you plant some peppers?"

"Chili peppers are more valuable than green onions!"

Yan Bugui: "Well, it makes sense."

"What do you want from me?"

"Third Master, get me a desk!"

Yan Bugui looked at He Yuzhu in surprise: "Your sister has found a school?"

"no!"

"I just want to get a set of desks and let her learn cultural knowledge in advance!"

so far so good.

Yan Bugui thought to himself, if I let you find the school, who am I going to take advantage of?

"Zhuzi, even though I am a teacher at school, I can't move things to my house!"

Yan Bugui pointed to the sky: "I have the principal above me!"

He Yuzhu smiled and said: "I won't let your help go in vain!"

"Get me another set of elementary school textbooks."

Yan Bugui took the opportunity to make a decision: "You are asking too much."

He Yuzhu knew that Yan Pugui was the master who would not scatter eagles when he saw a rabbit, so he said directly: "Just say, what conditions can you agree to!"

Yan Bugui rolled his eyes.

"The pillars, a set of desks are fine, and the textbooks are fine too."

"No matter how difficult it is, the third master will do it for you."

"exactly······"

"You have to agree to two conditions!"

He Yuzhu: "Speak!"

Yan Bugui held out a finger: "First, your future lunch boxes must belong to me!"

He Yuzhu: "Third Master, you are so calculating!"

He Yuzhu thought that although he didn't eat, there was leftovers in the cafeteria, but there was nothing for Yan Bugui.

When you have meat talent, you will never give it to Yan Pugui, and you can't let him take advantage of it!
"Third Master, you have to give a deadline!"

Yan Bugui: "One year!"

He Yuzhu: "One month."

Yan Bugui: "Zhuzi, there is no one as ruthless as you."

"Half a year, one day less!"

He Yuzhu: "Okay, I agreed. When can you get it for me?"

Yan Bugui smiled: "I haven't finished yet."

Then put up another finger: "Second, you have to join the gang to eat at my house!"

He Yuzhu: "Third uncle, look at the money on the ground!"

Yan Bugui hurriedly bowed his head: "How can it be, how can it be?"

"You're such a pillar, let's take advantage of your third uncle for fun!"

He Yuzhu: "Third uncle, you were the one who made the joke on me first!"

Yan Bugui: "If you don't join us for dinner at my house, forget it. You can find someone else."

He Yuzhu: "Believe it or not, I spent money and someone rushed to do it for me?"

Yan Bugui thought for a while: "Then give my family 10 yuan a month, how about half a year?"

He Yuzhu: "Rainwater will not come to your house to eat!"

"That's fifty thousand."

"make a deal!"

He Yuzhu made this decision to teach Yan Bugui a lesson!
Want me to go to your house for dinner?
Okay, let's read the libretto on a donkey, we'll see.

Let's see who will cry first!

In a flash, the public holiday is here.

He Yuzhu is going to Neiliansheng Zhao's house to cook noodles.

With all kinds of game, He Yuzhu made millions again!

But after this time, there were no more pheasants and hares.

This is a headache, what should I do next time?
The Zhao family was also very generous, giving a red envelope of [-] [-]!
At first glance, this number seems to be auspicious.

But for the Zhao family to make a full eight tables, the price is still fair and not too much.

After leaving Zhao's house, He Yuzhu went back to the courtyard. After all, Jia Dongxu married his wife today.

They all live in a courtyard, and they live across the street from each other. They don't see each other when they look up and down all day long. This face must be given.

Otherwise, I will not look good on myself!

Besides, Jia Dongxu didn't offend himself too much. This short-lived man, who only exists in the photos on the wall, died young, and his life was quite bitter.

The ones who offended him were his daughter-in-law Qin Huairu, his son Banggeng, his daughter Xiaodang, and Huaihua!

But now that he is married to Qiaoyun, there will be no more Qin Huairu, Banggeng, Xiaodang and Xiao Huaihua!
He Yuzhu came back after cooking lunch for others.

It's noon, I thought the banquet had already started.

Or have already eaten.

But when he returned to the courtyard, he found that the tables, chairs and benches were placed in the yard, and the above were empty.

The neighbors were all chattering, trying to persuade Mrs. Jia Zhang.

He Yuzhu guessed that something must have happened, and came to Xu Damao's side: "What's going on?"

Xu Damao: "You're back just in time to watch the show!"

"Jia Zhang didn't buy any cigarettes, and she only bought two kilograms of wine in bulk. As for the dishes..."

"See for yourself!"

He Yuzhu looked in the direction Xu Damao pointed at, cabbage, potatoes, radishes, and tofu.

"No meat or meat dishes?"

Xu Damao: "Open your eyes and see what's on the cutting board!"

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What a big piece of meat!
The length and thickness are like a rolling pin, and it is still lean meat...

Xu Damao raised his eyebrows: "Did you see it?"

"Now everyone refuses to follow the ceremony!"

"That's it. The Jia Zhang family also asked each household to have only one representative. Who do you think can't help this?"

He Yuzhu: "What's the matter, if you don't eat well, you can give me less gift money!"

Xu Damao: "It should be so, but Feng Shoemaker wrote a gift money of 2000 yuan, and Jia Zhang's family got into trouble because they thought it was too little, and refused to let the cook cook."

"2000 yuan is a lot, and you can buy ten boxes of matches."

Xu Damao: "I think Jia Zhang is planning to take advantage of this opportunity to make a fortune."

"Brother Zhu, how much gift money do you want to give?"

He Yuzhu: "What's the staple food?"

Xu Damao: "Watou!"

I +++
He Yuzhu cursed again: "On a special occasion, if you don't talk about white steamed buns, you have to have two boxes of steamed buns, right?"

Xu Damao: "Brother Zhu, you're overthinking. The steamed buns are also limited, two per person."

He Yuzhu: "Based on this standard, I can give a gift of 200 yuan, it is my generosity!"

He was stunned by Jia Zhang's coquettish manipulation.

"I asked, can the boss still do it?"

"If you don't do it, pay me and I'll leave!"

"A waste of time!"

The cook didn't want to, and he had been here all morning, so he watched Jia Zhang's mischief.

As soon as Jia Zhang asked for money, he immediately countered: "You didn't do it, what money do you want?"

The cook is on fire.

"Why, do you want to renege on your debt?"

"You want to exploit us working people?"

Jia Zhang: "Don't be on the line!"

"You didn't do it yourself, you didn't work hard, and no one can say anything if I don't give it to you."

The cook roared angrily: "I want to do it, but if you don't ask, how can I do it?"

Jia Dongxu: "Mom, please stop making trouble."

"There are so many people watching, and there will be people coming from the street after a while. You don't want the rewards from the street?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang: "But look, we can't even get back the original money from the gift money they gave!"

Qiao Yun curled his lips at the side, thinking he was smart and doing his own thing.

Jia Dongxu: "Don't worry about money now!"

"Hurry up and fix it!"

Yi Zhonghai began to preach from the great doctor Ling Ran: "Mr. Jia Zhang, what you are doing is wrong."

"You gotta get all the neighbors involved..."

Liu Haizhong: "Yes, our courtyard is a whole."

Yan Bugui: "Children are also residents of the courtyard!"

Jia Zhang was bitten to death, and the banquet was not open for this gift.

"No, the gift money is too small, this is bullying."

Liu Haizhong: "You wet your pants, so it would be fun if someone could give you a gift."

Jia Dongxu: "Mom, if you buy some more meat and vegetables and bring back some wine, it's still too late for us to have the dinner in the afternoon!"

Jiazhang still loves money.

Yi Zhonghai took the lead: "You let Dongxu go shopping, and I will write a gift of 1 yuan!"

Yi Zhonghai can't do anything if he doesn't take the lead. He is a big man. When people come from the street and see this scene, he, as a big man, will be done with it.

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