Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 74 The Cook's Curse, Listen to the Wall! (seeking subscription)

In the middle courtyard, the banquet of Jia's family was still going on.

Jia Dongxu, the groom's official, also bought pork and fish.

Finally, everyone was satisfied on the surface.

Why do you say that, because Jia Zhang didn't give much money, and didn't buy much.

But it's better than no meat dishes on the table, at least you can see the smell of meat.

"Master, start cooking!"

Chef: "It's already this time, you have to send someone to help me!"

"Otherwise, it's just me, I'm afraid I can only eat this meal at night!"

Jia Zhang seized the opportunity: "That won't work, if you ask us to help, you have to charge less!"

The cook also didn't want to continue spending time with Jia Zhang.

"Yes, I admit it."

"But remember, I will definitely tell my colleagues about today's matter. I'm afraid it will be difficult for your courtyard house to hire a cook in the future."

Jia Zhang doesn't care so much, anyway, just save money.

She was like a victorious cock, holding her head high and proud.

It's just that other people are upset, why should the troubles caused by the Jia family be blamed on everyone?
But with the suppression of these three masters in charge, everyone endured it by force.

"Today is a good day for the Jia family, let's talk about what's going on later!"

"Master, today is just for your sake."

"And we don't care about Dongxu's marriage!"

The neighbors help out together, and the cook works hard.

It's not that he wants to work hard, it's because he can't afford to delay.

Just like that, the day went by.

If he had known earlier, he would not have accepted the job of the Jia family.

But now it's all this time, if the money is not earned, wouldn't it be useless to have a public holiday.

The cook felt bitter too.

"Hehe, everyone is very lively!"

Director Wang came with the street staff and reporters with cameras.

Yi Zhonghai led people to meet him, and after seeing the situation clearly, he also cooperated with the street.

He held Director Wang's hand excitedly: "Thank you to the street leaders for coming down to care about our people's livelihood..."

Liu Haizhong took the opportunity to hold Director Wang's other hand and kept sighing.

Yan Bugui said secretly: These two people moved too fast and were too shameless.

He suffered a loss because he didn't have the thick skin of the first and second uncles.

In fact, he was not thin-skinned, he just muttered about Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong's desire to show themselves in front of the leader!

Director Wang: "Where's the newcomer?"

When Jia Zhang saw the supplies in the hands of street workers, she could not wait to jump with joy.

"Dongxu, Qiaoyun, come quickly."

"Director Wang is here to see you."

Jia Dongxu and Qiaoyun knew that Director Wang would come.

And he also knew that he would bring supplies with him.

But to do a full set of acting, they have to pretend not to know, and they have to pretend to be grateful.

"Director Wang..."

Jia Dongxu stuttered excitedly.

Qiaoyun is even better at acting, and she shed tears.

Just like the flood that opened the gate, it can't be stopped.

If this were to be placed in future generations, it would be a proper actress-level acting skill!

Director Wang was very satisfied, and he smiled and held the hands of the two newcomers.

"I'm here to visit you on behalf of the streets."

"I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and have a precious son soon!"

"Especially Qiaoyun, you finally started your new life."

Qiao Yun bowed to Director Wang: "This is all thanks to the street, Director Wang, and comrades for their help."

"It's because of your meticulous care, helping me find a job and arranging a place for me that I, Qiaoyun, am today!"

Remembering Ka Ka Ka, I found a few photos, and Qiao Yun was crying with joy.

Another handwritten reporter, recording the conversation.

Director Wang looked at the food: "Yes, there are meat and vegetables, fish and meat."

"Director Wang, let's have some together if you don't mind."

Director Wang refused.

"I appreciate your kindness, but my policy is not to take a needle from the masses."

"So, let's not eat."

Then he looked at Yi Zhonghai.

"Old Yi, I'll go to the backyard to see the old lady."

Yi Zhonghai: "Alright, let's go to the backyard!"

A group of people came to the backyard, in front of the house of the deaf old lady.

"Old lady, people from the street have come to visit you."

The deaf old lady opened the door: "Quick, come in and sit!"

There were a lot of people, and the old deaf lady didn’t have that many stools at home.

"Sorry, I don't have that many stools at home."

"Old lady, no need, we are still young, just stand up!"

Director Wang winked at the reporter, and the picture of her supporting the deaf old lady was forever frozen in a photo.

"Deaf old lady, is life going well recently?"

"It's all right, Xiao Yi and his wife can take care of me."

Director Wang glanced at Yi Zhonghai: "Old Yi, you have done a good job in respecting the elderly and caring for the young. As expected, your courtyard will be the civilized courtyard this year."

Yi Zhonghai said modestly, "It's all what I should do."

"The old lady is the elder of all the people in our yard, and those of us who are juniors should take care of her at ordinary times!"

"it is good!"

Director Wang praised: "Enlightenment!"

"Old lady, we came in a hurry this time, this is a condolence money for you!"

Director Wang gave the deaf old lady 10 yuan, which is enough for the deaf old lady to eat fine grains for a month.

Director Wang also worked hard to select civilized streets.

The cost was 10 yuan. Although it was public money from the street, she felt distressed.

Counting Jia Dongxu's reward, the streets were also bleeding profusely, which was very costly.

"Old lady, Jia Dongxu of the middle court is marrying a wife, and I will let Yi Zhonghai help you to go to the lively scene later!"

Deaf old lady: "Okay, okay."

"The courtyard hasn't been this lively for a long time."

Director Wang saw that everything was almost done.

"Comrade reporter, shall we go?"

"Okay, we all understand, and we are going back to write the manuscript, so that it will be published in the newspaper tomorrow!"

After Director Wang and his party left, the neighbors in the courtyard were not polite.

You fight over each other, and every time a dish is served, it can be quickly swept away.

Even the soup in the bowl was snatched.

"Are the buns gone?"

"I'm not full yet!"

Jia Dongxu: "There are still steamed buns here."

"Dongxu, is the steamed bun enough?"

"I wrote a gift of 2000 yuan!"

"Enough, I'll definitely keep you full!"

As the dishes came up one after another, when the cook finally served them, there were not even any leftovers.

After paying the bill, the cook left.

If you leave with a full stomach full of resentment, no matter who gets married, the cook will not be unable to eat.

Standing at the gate of the courtyard, the cook spat: "Bah, what the hell!"

"I wish you will have no descendants and give birth to white-haired people to black-haired people!"

The cook was also angry, and couldn't choose what to say.

In the Xu family in the backyard, He Yuzhu sat with the Xu family and drank some wine.

They used their toes to think about the matter of the middle court, and they all knew what it would be like.

"Uncle Xu, stop drinking."

Xu Fugui: "I have a rest today. If you drink too much, go back to bed!"

He Yuzhu shook his head: "No, I have to go out at night!"

Xu Damao: "Brother Zhu, you have been mysterious recently. Do you have a crush on a girl?"

He Yuzhu: "Go, go, go, why do you have such things in your mind every day?"

He Yuzhu would not admit it.

Xu Damao: "The old saying goes well, a fair lady is a gentleman."

"What's so embarrassing!"

The middle court, Jia family.

"Mom, Director Wang sent so many things, it's enough for our family to eat for a while."

Jia Zhang: "Yes, marinate the pork with salt, and pour the grain into the rice jar."

Jia Dongxu: "Mom, this wedding candy was delivered a bit late, do you want to send it to each family?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang: "The banquet is finished, let us eat by ourselves!"

Qiaoyun: "Mom, the bicycle you promised?"

Jia Zhang: "No, luckily I didn't lose anything today. I took a look and at most I can save my capital!"

Qiaoyun immediately changed his face.

"Then I don't care, we agreed in advance that you will buy us a bicycle!"

Jia Zhang: "How did I say that?"

"I said that after collecting the share of the banquet, I will buy it for you if there is more, but what about now?"

On the first day of Jia Dongxu's wedding, there was a quarrel at home.

Yi Zhonghai, who lived in the intermediate court, heard it most clearly, but he pretended not to know because Jia Dongxu was no longer his apprentice.

He Yuzhu is not at home at this time. Even if he is at home, he would just watch the excitement for free!
In the evening, He Yuzhu went to the shepherd's house to pick up his sister.

"How was your stay at the Mu family today?"

He Yushui: "Sister Chunhua taught me how to read in the morning, took a nap after lunch, and played with me in the afternoon!"

Seeing her little sister's contented appearance, He Yuzhu felt that the decision to hand her over to Mu Chunhua was the right one!
When the siblings returned to the courtyard, the Jia family was still arguing, but it seemed that they were exhausted from the intermittent quarrels.

"dong dong dong..."

"Who?"

"Brother Zhu, it's me who opens the door!"

He Yuzhu put on his shoes and went to the ground: "Da Mao, you are crazy, don't you sleep at night?"

Xu Damao excitedly said: "Brother Zhu, did you forget something?"

He Yuzhu was taken aback by what he said, and plucked his hair: "I haven't forgotten anything!"

Xu Damao pointed to the opposite side: "Jia Dongxu, get married today, marry a daughter-in-law, and want a bridal chamber tonight!"

He Yuzhu: "And then what?"

Xu Damao stiffened his neck: "Of course it's listening to the wall!"

"Jia Zhang doesn't allow trouble in the bridal chamber, but we can't cancel the part of listening to the root of the wall!"

He Yuzhu is also very keen on listening to the root of the wall.

"Wait for me to put on some clothes!"

Xu Damao: "Hurry up. I saw Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi just now. They went first."

Sure enough, when they came, there were not only Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi under the window, but also others.

Many people are envious in their hearts. If they were younger, they would also follow Qiang Gen.

"Shh!"

Liu Guangqi made a shushing gesture, while He Yuzhu and Xu Damao didn't make a sound, just nodded.

Then he found a place to squat down.

"Qiaoyun..."

"daughter in law···"

This is Jia Dongxu's voice, everyone is familiar with it!
"Ok!"

Qiao Yun in the room seemed a little shy and responded!

Hearing Qiaoyun's delicate voice, everyone glanced at each other.

Although it was night, there was excitement in everyone's eyes, and the light of excitement shone!

"Qiaoyun, I finally married you, I..."

At this time, Jia Dongxu actually cried excitedly.

I +++
The people outside scolded their mother anxiously.

Why are you crying like a chicken at this time? You shouldn’t cry when you have such a good time and beautiful scenery!

Qiao Yun is also upset in her heart, you are not as good as a good old woman when you are a big man!
But when he thought that Jia Dongxu was crying because he married him, he felt comfortable.

"Dongxu, turn off the lights!"

After receiving the signal, Jia Dongxu turned off the light, and with a "click", Jia Dongxu pulled the light cord.

The dim orange light in the room disappeared, and it fell into darkness.

The exciting moment came, but what people didn't expect was that Jia Dongxu disappointed everyone.

"Qiaoyun, I'm sorry."

"I... I... I'm so excited."

As soon as I took a puff of smoke into my lungs and before I could spit it out, it was over.

Just like the slogan for painless abortion:
Qiaoyun: Can we start?
Jia Dongxu: It’s over!
"you·······"

Not only was Qiao Yun angry, but the people outside were also dumbfounded.

We are here to listen to Qiang Gen, not to hear you say sorry. You can't let us come here in joy and leave in disgrace.

come on! Come on···
Come on Jia Dongxu...

He Yuzhu complained in his heart: This Jia Dongxu is a waste!

Qiao Yun was also very annoyed, but she comforted Jia Dongxu thinking that he was still a boy.

"Don't be anxious, calm down!"

Originally, the big guy thought that he could get his wish.

It was just disturbed by the sudden Jia Zhang.

"You bastards, what are you doing?"

Jiazhang ate too much salt and drank too much water, so she couldn't help but go out to the toilet.

Just happened to meet, a group of middle-aged and middle-aged children were listening to the wall.

Then he took the broom for sweeping the yard, roared angrily, and started chasing and beating everyone.

It's just that she didn't cause any trouble this time. Making troubles in the bridal chamber and listening to the walls are bad habits, but it's human nature.

Everyone was wronged, and they didn't dare to fight back. Everyone started to run away with their heads in their hands!
The people in the room suddenly turned dark.

Jia Dongxu wanted to die already, and people listened to his embarrassment.

Secretly annoyed, why not take a closer look and go outside to have a look before going to bed.

But it was too late to say anything now, he could have imagined that his embarrassing story would be widely known, and it would become the talk of the neighbors after dinner.

Qiao Yun couldn't help kicking him: "Shame on me!"

There was also a piece of trash that Qiaoyun couldn't say!
Jia Dongxu also left the door in a rage, but there was no one there anywhere?

"Dongxu, go back to the house, everyone has been driven away by mom."

"Ugh."

After Jia Dongxu came back, Jia Zhang began to watch for her son after going to the toilet.

It's just what Jia Dongxu did that made the anxious Jia Zhang worried, why is this son so useless?

With Jia Zhang's guards, no one dared to come to trouble, mainly because Jia Zhang's combat effectiveness was too strong.

You can’t hit, you can’t scold, you can’t offend!
early morning.

He Yuzhu was woken up by urine.

It was just that it was still early, so he didn't wake up his sister, but went to the toilet by himself.

Then wash and cook.

Take the opportunity to boot up the simulation today!
[Today you went to the supply and marketing agency and passed by a counterfeit money dealer, but you received counterfeit money when you bought something in change, and in the end the counterfeit money was confiscated, and you suffered a monetary loss! 】

He Yuzhu touched the fluff at the corner of his mouth, smashed his mouth and said to himself: If he can catch this counterfeit money dealer, he will not only avoid losses, but also seem to be able to make meritorious service!
He Yushui woke up at this time.

Rubbing her eyelids, she habitually went down to the ground barefoot.

"Brother, why are you smirking?"

"what?"

He Yuzhu looked at He Yushui: "Why don't you wear shoes?"

It seems that today I have to buy the kang mat by the way. No matter what I say to this girl, she will treat it as a deaf ear, and she will go in from one ear to the other.

He Yushui put on his clothes and shoes and went to the bathroom.

After cooking, He Yuzhu poured the washing water for his younger sister, and had breakfast together after she finished washing.

Before going out, Xu Damao ran over!

"Brother Zhu, why don't you take me with you today?"

He Yuzhu: "I'll deliver the rainwater, and you can take the car by yourself in the future."

"By the way, when are you going to show a movie in the countryside?"

Xu Damao: "I haven't had any missions to go to the countryside recently!"

"I'm bored in the factory too."

He Yuzhu: "Bored?"

"Have you learned how to play movies?"

"That's not true, but I'm already familiar with the projector."

Xu Damao continued: "My dad said, let me operate it once when we go to the countryside to show a movie, not in the city."

"For other factories, if something goes wrong when showing a movie at the unit, my dad can't handle it."

At the gate, He Yuzhu and Xu Damao separated and headed towards the Mu family.

Yi Zhonghai: "Xu Damao, why didn't Zhuzi take you with him recently?"

Liu Haizhong: "Did you break up again?"

Xu Damao said unhappily: "No, my brother Zhu has found someone to take care of the rainwater. He has to pick up and deliver the rainwater every day."

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai frowned: "Isn't this a waste of money!"

"There are so many neighbors in our yard, who can't take care of the rainwater for him!"

Xu Damao replied: "I heard that he has read books and can teach rain to read."

Yan Bugui: "Well, it should be like this."

"Zhuzi still asked me to find a way to get teaching materials!"

(Two in one, big chapter!)
(End of this chapter)