Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 83 If you don’t let me eat enough, I will smash your windows and set your house on fire!

Qin Huairu felt that he was being looked down upon by He Yuzhu.

He turned and left angrily, leaving He Yuzhu standing there alone in a daze!

What, I don't want you to pay me back, can't I?
He Yuzhu felt that since his brother Xu Damao liked Qin Huairu, he might as well bring them together when the time comes.

As far as Xu Damao's detached personality is concerned, maybe it would be nice to have Qin Huairu manage him!

Suddenly, He Yuzhu laughed.

Suppose, Qin Huairu and Xu Damao make a couple.

In this way, Xu Damao will be less harmed, good woman!

Two calculating people, must be fun to get together!

He Yuzhu, who was smiling, walked out of the village headquarters and headed towards the Qin family in the village.

It's just that he still carried two Daqianmen cigarettes in his hand, which was the gift he prepared for Qin Wangshan.

When he arrived at Qin's house, Qin Huairu still ignored him angrily.

He Yuzhu was also very happy.

"Wangshan, this is my sister-in-law!"

"Zhuzi, this is my wife Liu Yumei."

Qin Wangshan looked at Liu Yumei: "Daughter-in-law, this is Brother Zhuzixing!"

Liu Yumei is not as forthright as Qin Huairu, but rather shyly gives off the gentleness of a girl from a water village in the south.

He Yuzhu put the cigarette on the table: "I have spent all my money, but I can't be empty-handed!"

"These are two big front doors, so I'm the one to follow."

Qin's mother glanced at Qin Erlin.

Qin Erlin: "Zhuzi, you're out of touch like this."

"You keep smoking such a good cigarette for yourself, it would be useless if you smoke it for us."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Even the best cigarettes are for people to smoke!"

"Wangshan is going to have a wedding today, so I just use this smoke to entertain the guests!"

Qin Wangshan nodded: "It's more honorable to entertain guests with the big front door!"

Qin's mother: "I've never heard of anyone saying that such good cigarettes are used to entertain guests in these ten miles and eight villages!"

Seeing that He Yuzhu was sincere, Qin Erlin accepted it.

"Boss, go get a plate, open one package... Open two packages and put them at the big brother's place. Whoever writes the gift account will order one!"

"Put two packs for our table, put away the rest, and have one pack for each table when the table starts!"

Qin's mother felt very distressed after hearing this.

"Don't be reluctant, this is a good thing for our parents!"

Qin Jingru saw him and rushed over.

"Brother Zhuzi, where's the rainwater?"

He Yuzhu looked at the cute Qin Jingru, squatted down and hugged her: "The rain hasn't come!"

Qin Jingru couldn't help but feel a little disappointed: "Oh!"

"I miss her."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "She always mentions you too."

"When I come next time, I will take her with me."

Qin Jingru stretched out her finger: "Don't lie to the children, let's pull the hook and hang ourselves!"

"Okay, let's hang ourselves on hooks, and we won't be allowed to change for 100 years!"

Qin Jingru's behavior made everyone laugh out loud!

He Yuzhu put him down: "Uncle Sanlin, your Jingru has been a beauty since she was a child. She will definitely become a beauty when she grows up."

Qin Sanlin was also unambiguous: "That is, the girls of our Qin family are all beautiful."

The Qin family, who were busy at the stove, saw Qin Huairu's expressionless face, so they didn't go to He Yuzhu's side to make do with it.

"Are you having trouble with Zhuzi?"

"There's nothing that third aunt doesn't have to do!"

"Hey, my aunt is from here, you can't fool me."

The third aunt lowered her voice: "Huai Ru, the third aunt tells you that you can't just pamper this man!"

"Occasionally you have to give some sweets, you know?"

Qin Huairu's face turned red, she didn't know if it was because of the steam, or because of embarrassment.

"Third Aunt..."

"Okay, don't talk about it, as long as you know what's in your heart."

"This man always talks what he means. Just like a woman, she clearly has something serious in her heart, but her mouth is stubborn!"

Qin Huairu thought to herself, is this really the case?

Soon, her thoughts were interrupted by her busyness.

When drinking at the table, He Yuzhu was forcibly pulled to the main table.

"Zhuzi, if you don't sit at the main table, isn't that a slap in the face of our Qin family!"

"Uncle Erlin, isn't it because I'm young!"

Qin Dalin: "You are a guest, it has nothing to do with your age!"

Because of the woman's parents, everyone had a good time talking, and exchanged drinks, He Yuzhu clearly warned himself not to be greedy.

But he soon drank a pound of white wine, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was a little overwhelmed by the alcohol.

Qin Huairu ran over at this time: "Zhuzi, I'll help you sober up!"

He Yuzhu's eyes were sleepy: "No, I... I... I'm fine!"

Qin Huairu: "If you drink any more, you won't be able to go back to the city."

Hearing that he was returning to the city, He Yuzhu sobered up a little.

I wanted to push Qin Huairu away and walk away by myself, but my whole body was limp.

She was helped into the house by Qin Huairu, lay down on the kang, and even poured a big tank of water!
Feel much better.

"Don't worry, don't stare at me like that, there are so many people!"

Qin Huairu said angrily: "I won't touch you."

He Yuzhu could not hear what Qin Huairu said. He found that his eyelids were so heavy that he could not open them.

Listening to He Yuzhu's snoring, Qin Huairu covered him with a thin quilt.

Sleep until three in the afternoon!
After He Yuzhu woke up, Qin Huairu gave him a basin of cold water.

"Wash your face and refresh yourself!"

"Thank you."

After washing her face, Qin Huairu handed over a handkerchief.

"Use my handkerchief!"

He Yuzhu wanted to refuse, but Qin Huairu had already made his move.

He Yuzhu forcibly wiped his face with a handkerchief, but He Yuzhu did not dare to say anything for fear of being seen and unable to explain.

"Sister Qin, can you not do this next time!"

Qin Huairu: "I serve you, but did you make a mistake?"

Suddenly, He Yuzhu felt that these words were so familiar, and then recalled that when his mother was alive, she often talked to him like this and talked to him like this!

For a moment, Qin Huairu's appearance made He Yuzhu feel that Qin Huairu was like his mother.

I +++
very scary.

He Yuzhu's whole body was trembling and he had goosebumps.

"I'm going to come in and say hello!"

Qin Huairu: "Leave?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "Well, let's go now, and we can still get home in the first half of the night."

Qin Huairu: "I drank too much, even my mother and sister-in-law were drunk."

"I'll go get you something to eat at the hot spot, and you can leave after you finish your meal!"

He Yuzhu: "Don't bother, just bring me some dry food!"

Qin Huairu also knew that it would get dark soon if the delay continued.

He went into the house and brought him a few white flour steamed buns: "You eat it on the way!"

There is also a military kettle hanging around his neck: "Cold boiled water!"

Seeing He Yuzhu staring at him blankly, Qin Huairu was puzzled: "My face is dirty?"

He Yuzhu shook his head.

Qin Huairu: "Then why are you looking at me like that?"

"You look like my mother!"

"Stop talking so much, I'll take you to the entrance of the village!"

On the way, both of them were silent.

"Zhuzi, no matter what you think, I really like you!"

Qin Huairu obviously had tears in her eyes, but she was smiling.

"I know!"

He Yuzhu didn't know whether Qin Huairu's grievance was true or not.

But he warned himself not to believe Qin Huairu's tears.

"Sister Qin, I'm leaving."

"I'll let you know when I have news about work."

"Zhu Zi, don't forget, I'm yours now."

He Yuzhu, who had already walked away, was so frightened that he almost fell towards the ditch next to him when he heard this!
I pedaled hard, just wanting to escape from this place quickly.

Qin Huairu who was behind saw him like this, and laughed through his tears.

He Yuzhu, Brother Da Mao, Brother Zhu needs your help!

"I have never seen such a shameless person."

"Simulator, who are you talking about?"

"Whoever said it knows clearly!"

He Yuzhu, I +++
"You told me that Qin Huairu would cheat me for the rest of my life. Did I do anything wrong?"

"Yes, but why do you want Xu Damao to resist thunder?"

He Yuzhu: "Does Xu Damao like her?"

Simulator: "Xu Damao likes many women, she is one of them!"

He Yuzhu: "Then what can I do, she is relying on me."

"Even if I don't come to her, she will come to me!"

Simulator: "Are you really thinking about getting Qin Huairu into the city?"

He Yuzhu: "I don't know, I was fooling her too!"

"It's not difficult to get her to work in the factory, but I'm afraid she will continue to pester me!"

"Simulator, what should I do?"

"You can simulate!"

"That's right, consume ten emotional points to simulate for me!"

"I'm sorry, host, this is something that will happen a long time in the future. Ten points of emotion are not enough!"

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"You want to trick my emotional value again?"

Forget it, He Yuzhu decided to wait until the time to talk, anyway, he returned to the city, Qin Huairu was in the countryside and it was not easy for her to go to the city.

The sun was setting and the sky was getting dark.

He Yuzhu bit the steamed bun, drank water, and continued on his way.

Mid-moon.

He Yuzhu finally returned home.

"Zhuzi, you're back."

"I+, third master, I almost regarded you as a thief!"

He Yuzhu looked at Yan Bugui who was standing guard at the door of his house: "What are you doing?"

Yan Bugui: "Look over there!"

Desks, textbooks?
"Okay, third master, since you do what you say, I won't go back on my word!"

"I'll give you the money tomorrow, I don't have any money with me, but let's make an agreement first, I will have dinner at your house tomorrow morning!"

Yan Bugui: "No problem, I'll ask my boss Jie Cheng to call you tomorrow morning!"

He Yuzhu opened the door and moved the desk inside.

With a desk and a small chair, it looks more formal.

There is no need for my sister to lie on the bed or study on the kang.

He was already very tired, but He Yuzhu still washed his face first and then his feet!

He brooded over the fact that he was disliked by others.

The next day.

Yan Jiecheng came to ask him to eat.

"He Yuzhu, my dad asked me to call you for dinner!"

He Yuzhu slapped Yan Jiecheng on the back of the head: "Did you call He Yuzhu?"

"You want to be called Brother Zhu, do you understand?"

Yan Jiecheng······

I can't beat you, I can bear it.

"Brother Zhu!"

Seeing Yan Jie Cheng smiling but not smiling, with a sad face, He Yuzhu was happy.

Let your father plot against me, and I will bully you.

Close the door and lock it.

He Yuzhu came to Yan's house.

"Three masters, three mothers, good morning!"

Yan Bugui smiled: "Zhuzi, come and sit next to me!"

He Yuzhu was not too polite. After sitting down, before Yan Pugui could serve dinner, he reached out and took a cornbread from the dustpan!
Then he ate half of the stick noodle porridge.

Seeing the plate of pickles, He Yuzhu picked it up directly and poured it all into his porridge bowl.

"Third aunt, there are no more pickle sticks, go and cut some more!"

After saying that, He Yuzhu stuffed the remaining half of the steamed bun into his mouth and picked up another one from the dustpan.

The three mothers were dumbfounded.

The Yan family members were also dumbfounded.

Is this idiot a loser?
This is too much to eat.

"Lao Yan..."

"Ahem..."

"Zhuzi, you may not know, our family's pickles are all for every meal!"

He Yuzhu knew it clearly, but pretended to be surprised.

"Third uncle, are you feeding the cat?"

"Such a few pickles are not enough for me to stuff between my teeth."

He Yuzhu saw that his porridge bowl was empty, but the porridge bowl was also empty.

"Jie Cheng, I see you haven't moved your chopsticks. I guess you have a bad appetite. I drank your bowl of porridge for you."

He Yuzhu was not polite, he stretched out his hand and picked up the porridge in front of Yan, picked it up and poured it into his own bowl.

"Third aunt, if you steam the steamed buns next time, put some sugar in them, this steamed buns will be delicious."

Third aunt, I think the steamed buns are not delicious. You made three of them by yourself.

Seeing Silly Zhu like this, the Yan family was afraid that they would be too late and would have nothing to eat.

Because for every meal in their family, each person has a bowl of porridge and two steamed buns, and if He Yuzhu eats it, someone will be hungry.

He Yuzhu reached out and found that the cornbread was gone.

Staring wide eyes: "Third uncle, what do you mean?"

"Don't let me eat enough?"

The corner of Yan Bugui's mouth twitched, how much have you paid, and still eat?

are you a pig?

"Zhuzi, let me tell you about our family's eating rules, our family..."

"Well, you really can't have enough to eat or drink, and you will suffer from poverty if you don't calculate it!"

Yan Bugui: "Yes, yes, yes, it's good that you can understand."

He Yuzhu: "Since that's the case, it doesn't matter if your family doesn't eat this meal!"

Yan Bugui pulled He Yuzhu up and comforted him: "Isn't it full? Come on, I'll give you the cornbread from the third master too."

He Yuzhu sat down reluctantly, then looked at Yan Bugui's porridge bowl and passed it over: "Forget it, let me deal with it like this at night. If you don't have enough to eat, see if I don't smash your glass."

Yan Jiecheng said angrily: "How dare you!"

"I'll give you money, why don't you dare!"

Don't let me eat enough, eat well, I not only smashed the glass, I dared to order your house, Yan Xiecheng, do you believe it?

He Yuzhu drank the porridge, bit the cornbread and left.

Yan Jiecheng looked at Yan Bugui: "Dad, look at him!"

Third aunt: "Old man, this..."

Yan Bugui also began to mutter, according to He Yuzhu's way of eating, can he really make money at [-] a month?
Even if the Wotou is made of stick noodles, he still doesn't feel full after eating several of them in one meal, and the food alone will cost a lot of money for a month.

Still want to eat vegetables?

"Don't worry, let's take a look at the lunch box he brought back tonight before making a decision!"

Three moms: "What about cooking at night?"

Yan Bugui: "Let's fry some cabbage!"

(End of this chapter)