Don't follow the rules

Chapter 538: Cross Church (I)

"So... you actually woke up? When did it happen?" Ning Yao asked while circling around Chunyu.

Chunyu gave him a blank look.

Ning Yao sat down next to him and nudged him with his shoulder: "Brother, can you tell me something?"

"I dare not," Chun Yukong glared at him, "I saw it all. Master Ning Yao is extremely capable. Do you still need to ask me about these things?"

Ning Yao pinched his nose: "Why do you sound so sour?"

Chun Yukong sighed, "In fact, when the surgery started, I had a vague tendency to wake up, but I was reluctant to believe it and kept resisting and resisting the surgery. Moreover, I had no ability to resist in that room and could only be slaughtered. So until the surgery almost completely separated me from this world, I had to open my eyes and see the real world outside."

Ning Yao was surprised: "When the cutting operation just started... that should be when you just disappeared, the planners couldn't wait to start cutting, right? You woke up so early?"

“You should be thankful that you found my lost name in time and called it correctly, allowing me to successfully reconnect with this world in time, so my momentary lucidity will not cause the world to completely overturn - after all, it is normal for a vegetative person to wake up occasionally.” Chun Yukong looked at the sky outside the window and said lazily.

"Oh, I'm not worried about that." Ning Yao waved his hand.

"What do you mean?" Chun Yukong was aroused with curiosity. "You know the consequences of my waking up, but you are not worried about this?"

Ning Yao scratched his head: "Ah? Did I say that?"

Chun Yukong grabbed his neck and said, "Don't play dumb."

"Brother, brother, brother... Dad!" Ning Yao begged for mercy.

"This trick is no longer useful." Chunyu Kong increased the strength of his hands with an expressionless face.

Ning Yao's body collapsed, and he was about to fall on Chunyu Kong like a puddle of mud: "Eh? This trick doesn't work? Oh, what should I do? I have no choice but to die in your hands~ Die under the peony flowers..."

Hearing this, Chunyu Kong was so scared that he seemed to have crushed something dirty. He quickly retracted his hand and flew back several meters. While retreating, he kept slapping the place on his body where Ning Yao had just leaned against.

A moment of silence.

Chun Yukong stood up straight and said calmly as if nothing had happened: "Although I have successfully returned, the influence of the cutting technique still exists. All traces of my past have been erased, and the association does not have my information. Now I am an illegal person in this world, and the confidentiality level of our next mission in the association will only be higher than before. It will be difficult for an illegal person like me to participate. We have to think of a way."

"No, buddy, don't just start a new article as if nothing happened!" Ning Yao pounded the ground.

Chun Yukong turned his head to avoid the emotional bomb thrown by Ning Yao: "But fortunately, you are a member of the association who has gone through the Minglu. With the help of Yingying and Anhan, there is still a great hope that you can get access to internal information."

"How can you be so sure that Sister Yingying will help me? She really dislikes me. I obviously contributed the most in this mission, but she still made me write a self-criticism. I wonder why you captains love to punish people by making them write self-criticisms..." Ning Yao gave up struggling and followed Chunyu's topic obediently, but there was resentment between the lines of his words.

Chun Yukong snorted coldly, "If she really dislikes you, there are ten thousand kinds of physical training that can train you well, which are not called 'corporal punishment'. But now she just asked you to write a self-criticism, without setting a word count or a time limit, and she didn't even forbid An Han from helping you. If I didn't know that she has always been an upright person, I would have thought you gave her a red envelope."

Ning Yao sat up straight: "She likes me?!" "Do you have any shame?" Chun Yu Kong couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him.

Ning Yao was kicked, screamed like a ghost, and lay down contentedly.

[ding dong]
The doorbell rang symbolically, but before the bell fell, the door opened immediately, and No. 1 came in with a small schoolbag on his back. His two bright big eyes were wide open, and his small hands were weakly covering his eyes: "I'm out of school, uh... I just rang the doorbell! You two didn't do anything that minors can't do, right? It was really irritating to hear outside the door just now. I warn you, I'm still a child, you two have to know the limits..."

Ning Yao jumped up with a somersault, evolving from a puddle of mud into a red-hot rampage state, and rushed forward to spank No. 1: "What good school has school that ends before 2 p.m.! Did you skip class? You really did skip class! Or did you just take a nap and wander downstairs before coming up? Go back and attend class, you little bastard!"

Number One was chased by Ning Yao and ran away: "I didn't skip class! The school is closed this afternoon!"

Ning Yao didn't believe it: "Holiday? Bullshit! It's not winter, not summer, not a weekend, and not a holiday, and the school is giving you a holiday!"

Chun Yukong sat back on the sofa and unpacked a pack of Swiss rolls leisurely: "You need to pay attention to the method when educating children."

Number One turned around and shouted, "Mom, save me!"

Chun Yukong pulled out seven wolves from his waist: "Go away, I will teach you a lesson."

The flying number one was finally pinned down by the two adults. Ning Yao snatched the seven wolves from Chun Yukong with a fierce smile: "Stinky boy, it's no use talking sweetly. Skipping classes is a capital crime. Try to be born into a good family in your next life."

Number One kept kicking his legs and struggling: "I didn't skip class! If you don't believe me, call our teacher Yang!"

"Hello, is this Teacher Yang? Hello, I'm Ning Yi's parent." Chun Yukong didn't tolerate him at all and had already called the teacher. "Ning Yi said that the school is closed this afternoon? We want to confirm... is it true? Okay, okay, thank you teacher."

After hanging up the phone, Chun Yukong narrowed his eyes and asked, "Is it really a holiday?"

Number One seemed to have won a golden ticket to immortality, and immediately stuck out his neck and showed off: "I told you not to believe me, apologize to me now!"

"I'm sorry!" Ning Yao apologized smoothly, but he still didn't put down the seven wolves in his hand. "But the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped. You can't escape this beating, hehehe~"

"Why? Let me go! Why am I being punished for this if I didn't skip class?" Number One was furious.

Ning Yao raised the seven wolves: "Little fool, today your father will teach you a lesson called 'false accusation'."

Chun Yukong elbowed Ning Yao and said, "You're taking advantage of me. It's fine if you just treat him as your father, but now you're..."

Ning Yao rubbed his chest in pain: "Isn't it just being the mother of number one? If you don't want to be the father, I can also be the mother."

"I'll be your mother!"

"It's not impossible."

Thank you for the monthly ticket from Zhanjian Tianya! Love you, my dear~
(Furniture City is finally finished, great! At the beginning of the new chapter, I will present a little relaxing and happy daily life (Child No. 1 may not be very happy