Heroes of the City Edition

What depressed Cheng Kong the most was that after the car drove away, the woman yelled at the man in a low voice: "Why are you talking so much with that peasant? Aren't you afraid that he will come to seek relatives?"

Damn, Cheng Kong doesn't even know what to say.

Not to mention whether the farmer is very earthy, he looks dignified, Murong Xue even said that he is a tough guy that is rare in the world, is this also called earth?Blind your dog eyes!

If I don’t want to upload it, I won’t upload it, why bother to find so many reasons, I really think that people are poor, but lovers are rich, am I just someone who looks like that and wants to climb high?

Pooh!Isn't it just an Audi A4?

Cheng Kong was okay at first, but he became a little annoyed when he thought about it later, but when he thought of some things, you couldn't argue with relatives, even if they were distant relatives, Cheng Kong couldn't help suppressing his anger, and then ran along the mountain road go back.

Don't keep it, anyway, those who know the way have come back a long time ago, and those who have just come back now may not take the ancestor worship ceremony to heart, most of them came back to show off, right?

When Cheng Kong returned to Chengjiagou, the Audi A4 hadn't arrived yet.

Cheng Kong didn't care too much, took out a lot of candy from his pocket, and started to tease the children: "Sweet candy, let's see who moves the fastest."

As soon as the words fell, Cheng Kong threw it towards the sky.

All of a sudden, a group of children rushed towards the falling candy like a pack of hungry wolves, and there was chaos in the grain drying yard.

After a while, the chaos just ended, and the children held up the candies they had snatched and compared each other triumphantly.

Looking at the joy of those children, Cheng Kong felt extremely relaxed all over his body. This is a happy life, no fighting, no death and no bloodshed.

Taking advantage of the group of children not paying attention, Cheng Kong jumped lightly, and lay down on the branch of the old pagoda tree next to the grain drying field, basking in the early spring sunshine, warm all over his body, and almost fell asleep.

At this moment, a car horn sounded from outside the village, beeping.

All of a sudden, the children who were competing with each other became excited and shouted: "Small car, small car."

One by one, they spread their legs and rushed towards the outside of the village.

This period of time can be described as a happy time for the children in Chengjiagou Village. Not only uncles and aunts from all over the country gave sweets to them, but they also saw cars that are rarely seen.

Every time someone drives into the village, they get very excited.

Surrounded by a group of children, an Audi A4 drove in from the entrance of the village, heading towards the grain drying field.

This sun-drying field is currently the parking place, and there are more than 20 cars, large and small, with pictures from various provinces parked there. There are high-end cars, low-end cars, and even miniature cars like Changan.

Creaking, the Audi A4 stopped at the side of the drying field, and the children excitedly guessed what gifts they would get.

Well, this is already a reserved item for them. Whoever returns to their hometown and sees such a group of children will give some gifts like candy, which also makes the children have a special sense of anticipation for the car.

The car door opened, and the young man got out of the car. When he saw the group of children surrounding his car, he started to drive away: "It's gone, it's gone, be careful, bring me your dirty hands, touch the car, you guys Can you afford it?"

The children were startled by the viciousness of the young man, and then dispersed, but they were not so easy to bully, and after they dispersed, they gathered together again and began to sing a song: "Puppy woof, puppy woof, beep, beep! Di, driving a car, la la la, suddenly going crazy."

Cheng Kong, who was lying on the old locust tree basking in the sun, couldn't help being happy.

This group of little bastards are quite ruthless, and they sing over and over again, which makes people quite happy not to mention, and it rhymes quite well.

Cheng Kong was having fun on the tree, but the young man who was being ridiculed by these children was not so good-tempered, his face turned blue, and he was about to say something when the young woman in the car got down.

Cheng Kong took a look, um, he has a round face with beautiful eyebrows, straight front and back, he looks about eighty percent, and he is quite fashionable in his clothes, but he is a little scratchy.

"Uneducated! You Chengjiagou people are really uneducated."

The young woman yelled at the children in the first sentence, and fired directly at the young man in the second sentence.

It seems that the young woman's heart is not very open, but she is more angry than the young man.

"Xiaowan, don't be angry." The young man seemed to be a little afraid of his wife, and he didn't care about yelling at the children, and turned to comfort his wife.

"Why are you not angry? If your mother hadn't begged me to come, bah, how could my old lady come to such a poor and remote place, for the ancestor worship meeting, I bah, did your Cheng family produce an emperor or a prime minister? Let me see , it’s all a group of poor ghosts making do.”

This Xiao Wan's name sounds nice, but the words that come out of her mouth are really unbearable.

But the man just accepted it.

At this time, the children were dissatisfied. Although they might not understand what the woman said, they understood the meaning of the words a little bit, and then they made up a song and sang: "The ugly daughter-in-law goes back to her husband's house, and she hates this and that." , There is no blue tile house in the house, the sow next door is screaming, and the neighbors are sighing, this daughter-in-law is not good."

Cheng Kong was a little angry when he heard the woman's ugly words, but he was amused by the song made up by these children.

Talent, talent, not to mention, this group of boys and girls really don't use dirty words when they scold people, and they are catchy. If you train them well, maybe they will produce a few Zhao Benshan and Feng Gong.

As soon as the nursery rhyme was sung, Xiaowan immediately became furious, and she didn't care about being reserved, she picked up a stone and threw it at the children.

When the children saw the woman lose their temper, they rushed away.

It's a pity that this woman is not strong enough, the stone thrown out can't reach people at all, and it falls halfway through the flight.

"The crazy woman is going crazy, the crazy woman is going crazy, run away."

"I'm not afraid, I'll tell my Dahei to bite her."

"Aren't you afraid that your Dahei will be infected with madness?"

Cheng Kong couldn't help the faint shouts from the fleeing children, and he burst out laughing while lying on the branch, it was so fun.

Promising, so promising, these boys and girls are too good.

Cheng Kong laughed and exposed himself immediately.

The woman didn't throw the stone at anyone, but was teased again by the children, and her teeth were gnashing in anger, but Cheng Kong laughed out loud at this time, which immediately attracted the woman and the man to look up.

"Well, it seems to be the local farmer who showed the way?"

The man recognized it with some hesitation, but he was a little surprised in his heart. How could this earth farmer be able to climb so high and lean on such a thin branch without being afraid of falling off?

Soil farmers?Cheng Kong's ears are not deaf, he can hear clearly and carefully.

Well, uncle doesn't care about a slut like you, I'll just sing and sing: "My Dahei is insane, what should I do, what should I do, what should I do?"

When Cheng Kong sang, even if Xiao Wan didn't understand what those children said before, she understood that it was mocking herself.

"You! You! You!" The woman felt that she was about to vomit blood from anger, and in desperation, she threw the stone in her hand towards Cheng Kong.

Well, as I said before, this woman's strength is a bit weak, so even if Cheng Kong stood still, the stone didn't hit Cheng Kong, and even fell down after flying up for a while, with a plop It hit the roof of that brand new Audi A4.

Pa, the man was dumbfounded, the stone hit the roof of the car, bounced, and fell to the ground, but just like that, a small dent appeared on the roof of the car.

This has to say that the quality of the car is too poor, but that the woman threw it too hard.

"My new car!"

The man was so angry that he was on the verge of crying, he had bought a new car for less than a month, and was about to come back to show off, when he was hit with a dent, and it was his own woman who smashed it, which made people speechless.

The woman was also dumbfounded, but her reaction was different, clamoring to make Cheng Kong lose money.

As soon as the man heard the woman's roar, he immediately reacted and asked Cheng Kong to come down.

Cheng Kong felt a little ridiculous, the couple really knew how to slander, maybe it was because they felt that no one was around to see them?

"What happened, yelling, huh? Isn't this the third child of the country? What? Come back to see your grandpa when you have time?"

An old farmer in the distance came over and asked in surprise when he saw the two men and women standing in front of the Audi car and shouting loudly.

For the third child of the country?

Cheng Kong recalled in his mind, Cheng Weiguo's third child?They should be cousins, right?It's just not a grandfather, the relationship is a bit distant.

Seeing the old farmer, the man became even more excited, and immediately told the story.

Of course, according to what he said, he parked here by himself, and then the guy on the tree threw a stone down. In short, he must lose money!

When the man said this, the old farmer noticed Cheng Kong lying on the tree just now, and couldn't help being shocked: "Kong Yazi, you are dying, kid? Come down quickly! How dangerous the tree is."

This old farmer was Cheng Kong's cousin in terms of seniority, and Cheng Kong had no choice but to jump down from the tree.

With Cheng Kong's jump, the two men and women were almost taken aback. After a closer look, they turned out to be the peasants who had shown him the way before.

This made Cheng Kong a little embarrassed, but the woman didn't care about it. When she saw Cheng Kong jumping down, she was startled and immediately rushed towards Cheng Kong, trying to hold onto Cheng Kong.

In short, it is only natural for a woman to catch a man, but if a man hits a woman with his hands, hey, he will spray you to death.

This trick was her usual trick of playing tricks, and her husband was subdued by her trick, and he didn't even dare to speak half a big word.

But the problem is that Cheng Kong is not her husband, nor is he an honest man who won't fight back when beaten or scolded.

Of course, Cheng Kong also felt ashamed of fighting with such a beautiful but aggressive woman, so his surname disappeared as soon as he turned around. Anyway, she threw a stone and smashed her car, which was considered punishment. (To be continued.)