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Chapter 120 Overpass (2)
Chapter 120 Overpass (2)
He Jiuhua and Guo Xiaohan went on stage to bow, while Lao Qin and his second brother sat at the entrance to watch the performance.
He Jiuhua adjusted the microphone, "Hello everyone, come on stage to briefly introduce yourself. My name is He Jiuhua, a funny actor from Deyun Team [-]." Then he looked at Guo Xiaohan and said, "Let me introduce the person next to me from Team [-]. I admire the actor Mr. Guo Xiaohan."
"Hey, your teacher." Guo Xiaohan said.
He Jiuhua said with a smile, "Today, to be honest, I'm still a little nervous."
Guo Xiaohan: "Why are you nervous? I should be nervous."
"Familiar viewers may know that I rarely make jokes." He Jiuhua said, "Yesterday Brother Meng posted the program list in the group. When I saw it, was it funny? I also sent Brother Meng a WeChat message and said I didn't want to Funny, Brother Meng was very succinct and concise, so he replied with just three words and no one came back. Then I sent another WeChat message and asked Guo Xiaohan if he could tease me a few times, but Brother Meng never replied to my message again." He Jiuhua sighed.
He Jiuhua looked at Guo Xiaohan and said, "What's even more annoying is that as soon as Lao Qin got home yesterday, he pointed at me and said, you are going to make fun of me, you know?"
Guo Xiaohan asked, "I want to know why you are at his house?"
The audience booed accordingly.
He Jiuhua was stunned, glanced at the side screen, and said, "Because we all live in Xiaoxian's house. Are you satisfied with this answer?"
Guo Xiaohan nodded without saying anything, signaling He Jiuhua to continue.
……
After class, I had some food with Jingjing and Xinyu, and then drove to the overpass. After all, famous scenes like He Jiuhua's teasing are rare.
Fortunately, when I arrived, not long after the show started, I quickly went backstage to put something away, "Brother Jiuxiang, where are Lao Qin and the others?"
"They are all watching He Jiuhua at the last gate." Sun Jiuxiang said.
"Okay, then I'll go and have a look too." I hurried to the stage door and saw three or four people sitting there watching the show.
I walked around to Lao Qin and sat down, "I'm here, Lao Qin, isn't it too late?"
Qin Xiaoxian put his arms around my waist and said, "It's not too late, it's not too long since the performance."
He Jiuhua said to Guo Xiaohan, "As long as you have a topic, I can write the couplet."
"Yo, so loud?" Guo Xiaohan questioned.
"By the way, this is ability." He Jiuhua was full of confidence.
"Okay, then I will give you a topic on the spot, and how about you write one for everyone on the spot?" Guo Xiaohan said.
"Okay." He Jiuhua said.
Guo Xiaohan said, "Well, when I came out today, I didn't eat lunch. I passed by a pancake stand and bought a pancake. You will write a couplet for this pancake stand."
He Jiuhua asked, "Where is it?"
"Don't worry about it, just write it anyway." Guo Xiaohan said.
I smiled and said to Qin Xiaoxian, "I always feel that the old man is going to make a bigger move."
The second brother also smiled and nodded, "The old man's old baggage can be used casually to entertain the audience."
"He Jiuhua is so miserable." Qin Xiaoxian said happily.
He Jiuhua on the stage laughed, "Which intersection sells pancakes? Are you crazy? It's snowing outside! Are you eating snow pancakes?"
Guo Xiaohan explained, "No, I came from Tianjin in the morning and bought it in Tianjin."
He Jiuhua was bored, "What you bought in Tianjin came here to eat?"
The audience shouted, "It's snowing in Tianjin too."
Guo Xiaohan said seriously, "There is that indoor pancake stall in Tianjin. The takeaway I ordered on the high-speed rail was handed in through the window."
He Jiuhua asked, "Did you buy the breakfast in Tianjin?"
Guo Xiaohan said, "Shouldn't you ask me how to open the windows on the high-speed train?"
As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter. Some of us laughed so much that our stomachs hurt. Lao Qin even laughed so much that he spun 360 degrees on the spot and clapped his hands.
(End of this chapter)
He Jiuhua and Guo Xiaohan went on stage to bow, while Lao Qin and his second brother sat at the entrance to watch the performance.
He Jiuhua adjusted the microphone, "Hello everyone, come on stage to briefly introduce yourself. My name is He Jiuhua, a funny actor from Deyun Team [-]." Then he looked at Guo Xiaohan and said, "Let me introduce the person next to me from Team [-]. I admire the actor Mr. Guo Xiaohan."
"Hey, your teacher." Guo Xiaohan said.
He Jiuhua said with a smile, "Today, to be honest, I'm still a little nervous."
Guo Xiaohan: "Why are you nervous? I should be nervous."
"Familiar viewers may know that I rarely make jokes." He Jiuhua said, "Yesterday Brother Meng posted the program list in the group. When I saw it, was it funny? I also sent Brother Meng a WeChat message and said I didn't want to Funny, Brother Meng was very succinct and concise, so he replied with just three words and no one came back. Then I sent another WeChat message and asked Guo Xiaohan if he could tease me a few times, but Brother Meng never replied to my message again." He Jiuhua sighed.
He Jiuhua looked at Guo Xiaohan and said, "What's even more annoying is that as soon as Lao Qin got home yesterday, he pointed at me and said, you are going to make fun of me, you know?"
Guo Xiaohan asked, "I want to know why you are at his house?"
The audience booed accordingly.
He Jiuhua was stunned, glanced at the side screen, and said, "Because we all live in Xiaoxian's house. Are you satisfied with this answer?"
Guo Xiaohan nodded without saying anything, signaling He Jiuhua to continue.
……
After class, I had some food with Jingjing and Xinyu, and then drove to the overpass. After all, famous scenes like He Jiuhua's teasing are rare.
Fortunately, when I arrived, not long after the show started, I quickly went backstage to put something away, "Brother Jiuxiang, where are Lao Qin and the others?"
"They are all watching He Jiuhua at the last gate." Sun Jiuxiang said.
"Okay, then I'll go and have a look too." I hurried to the stage door and saw three or four people sitting there watching the show.
I walked around to Lao Qin and sat down, "I'm here, Lao Qin, isn't it too late?"
Qin Xiaoxian put his arms around my waist and said, "It's not too late, it's not too long since the performance."
He Jiuhua said to Guo Xiaohan, "As long as you have a topic, I can write the couplet."
"Yo, so loud?" Guo Xiaohan questioned.
"By the way, this is ability." He Jiuhua was full of confidence.
"Okay, then I will give you a topic on the spot, and how about you write one for everyone on the spot?" Guo Xiaohan said.
"Okay." He Jiuhua said.
Guo Xiaohan said, "Well, when I came out today, I didn't eat lunch. I passed by a pancake stand and bought a pancake. You will write a couplet for this pancake stand."
He Jiuhua asked, "Where is it?"
"Don't worry about it, just write it anyway." Guo Xiaohan said.
I smiled and said to Qin Xiaoxian, "I always feel that the old man is going to make a bigger move."
The second brother also smiled and nodded, "The old man's old baggage can be used casually to entertain the audience."
"He Jiuhua is so miserable." Qin Xiaoxian said happily.
He Jiuhua on the stage laughed, "Which intersection sells pancakes? Are you crazy? It's snowing outside! Are you eating snow pancakes?"
Guo Xiaohan explained, "No, I came from Tianjin in the morning and bought it in Tianjin."
He Jiuhua was bored, "What you bought in Tianjin came here to eat?"
The audience shouted, "It's snowing in Tianjin too."
Guo Xiaohan said seriously, "There is that indoor pancake stall in Tianjin. The takeaway I ordered on the high-speed rail was handed in through the window."
He Jiuhua asked, "Did you buy the breakfast in Tianjin?"
Guo Xiaohan said, "Shouldn't you ask me how to open the windows on the high-speed train?"
As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter. Some of us laughed so much that our stomachs hurt. Lao Qin even laughed so much that he spun 360 degrees on the spot and clapped his hands.
(End of this chapter)
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